Massage Parlor Reports

[LuvInIt007]

Newbies. C3 is on tour so I heard so here is his welcome wagon reply.

First of all, welcome to our little neighborhood when you visit. You will find a wonderful group of guys that are romance novelists with vivid imaginations, ladies that are our muses, a couple of Boy Scout Troops with terminal doughnut powder imbedded in their respective chins, a couple of underage pimply faced teenagers wanking in the dark as they read our fictional prose and a few degenerate dirty old men without teeth. You will also find lots of intel already here ready for you to read, the fictional stuff we have created. If you want to know where to start, I suggest go to the "Frequently Asked Questions, Read First" section below the User Blog Line and, well, read that first. Next, go to the Rat Trap and avoid the stupid shit and read the wise advice by a few wise guys and gals. I also suggest you go back about ten pages on the "Escort Classified Ads Posted By Escort" thread and read every post. Take notes. Make decisions as these are our favorite ladies. Then just go back a few pages on the review sections that might interest you. Last, please join our romance novelist group and write some of your own imaginary experiences. Add to the intel.

We look forward to reading about your dreams.

Play safe,

C3.

Dude really? You best hope C3 is in a good mood when he reads this. RTFF.

[Barolo]

I've probably seen everyone who works there but never even laid eyes on Julie (spoke to on phone I believe).

Is she available for sessions?

I don't know if she does sessions anymore. She has put on some weight the last few years. She always had one of the best set of real tits!

[Pinoboy]

I'm sure some of you caught the coverage of this on the news today. Can anyone confirm whether or not one of those busted is the former tattooed worker at the now defunct 3 letter establishment who possesses that certain drenching ability if you know what I mean? I only had the pleasure of her one time, but it was quite the experience for sure! Please PM me if you don't want to share on the open board.

[C Fombarlet]

I saw Avalon at Luxsa and can definitely give her the thumbs up. Photo is real and she's obviously built like a brick house. Congrats on another good recruit from Tasha.

Oh, and did see Skylar there a while back though I suspect she's moved on. She was much fun, too. If she resurfaces, she's worth the investment.

[Member #5878]

Ok this smoking hot review of Avalon has peaked my interest. I'm in Orlando a few days. Where is LuXsa located? And do you have a link to a website.

Cue C3 in 3. 2. 1.

[Member #4882]

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[LuvInIt007]

Dude really? You best hope C3 is in a good mood when he reads this. RTFF.

Ok this smoking hot review of Avalon has peaked my interest. I'm in Orlando a few days. Where is LuXsa located? And do you have a link to a website.

[AncientOne]

Ok this smoking hot review of Avalon has peaked my interest. I'm in Orlando a few days. Where is LuXsa located? And do you have a link to a website.

Here seems to be a big fat slow pitch floater for C3 to hit out of the park. Do your thing C3!

[Pinoboy]

Why is it that whenever I go there I always get the same nasty old hags and more times with the skinny one that looks like a cancer patient, the one that doesn't speak, ever. They demand way to much for their lame services. Unless they give me someone either more attractive, younger, or extremely good service. I won't pay more than 80 to 100 for full service. I'm not cheap I just don't find them worth it.

Stop going there if you keep getting disappointed time and time again by not getting who you want, or request someone different to give you the massage. If it were my first time having the "cancer patient" lady as my provider, I would feel bad about insulting her if I were to ask for someone different, but I'd find it alot easier to request someone else on any following visits because at least you could say your looking for more variety or perhaps give the vibe that you weren't as happy with her services the first time and see if better could be had with someone else. Asking for someone else from the get go would be alot harder for me because I'd basically be saying to her that she is unattractive and undesireable.

[FireSlayer]

Thank you for the review on Avalon. She's the newest addition and brand new to this profession so come break her in.

I'm thrilled to know we were your 1st MP experience.

Natasha. Xoxo.

Ok this smoking hot review of Avalon has peaked my interest. I'm in Orlando a few days. Where is LuXsa located? And do you have a link to a website.

[Hello2015]

I was in the area of Maitland and OBT and decided to try out Serenity after reading a few reviews here. At the half dozen or so AMPs I have visited in town, it has always been a standard HE, nothing more (not sure if I have just not said or done the right thing). The lady at the front desk looked to be late 30's, early 40's. I asked for the hour massage. I was a little disappointed that the same lady took me back for the massage but she was nice and tight with some cute little jean shorts. I have always found getting the table shower a good way to get started so when offered I accepted. Nothing special there but she give enough attention to the twig and berries to get me at about 3/4. Decent massage with no objection to occasional roaming. Before the flip she did make enough "accidental" contact to get me charged up again. After the flip I started to think it was going to be just the standard ending until she softly asked me something. I did not understand the first time so I had to ask her to repeat it. Again, very softly she asked "I f**k you?" while holding her right index and thumb in the OK sign and sliding it over her left index finger. I told her I would like that very much. Instead of giving me a rate, she asked "how much?" I think I almost blew the opportunity by answering "I would never charge you". She did not seem to get my humor, looking at me puzzled. I offered her $ and she countered with $. 5. I thought that was a bit much for the setting so I told her I only had $. 2. She agreed. After applying a cover and undressing, she mounted in a slightly different version of CG than I am use to. Instead of basically sitting in my lap, she squatted over me bouncing up and down. The combo of the cover and the unconventional CG was not going to do it for me. I will give her credit as she bounced until her legs gave out. We switched to mish and that got her moaning a bit (never know whether to believe that or not). After a good 5 min of that it was obvious to me that was not going to do it either so I pulled her legs off the table and bent her over the table and did a standing K9. I loved the view of the tight little ass and the continued moaning. At this point we were well over the hour but it was never mentioned. It took a while but I finally reached the desired result and I collapsed on her back for a few moments. She expressed she was quite exhausted by the session and I have to admit I was worn out as well. Overall a good experience and I will visit again when in the area.

Why is it that whenever I go there I always get the same nasty old hags and more times with the skinny one that looks like a cancer patient, the one that doesn't speak, ever. They demand way to much for their lame services. Unless they give me someone either more attractive, younger, or extremely good service. I won't pay more than 80 to 100 for full service. I'm not cheap I just don't find them worth it.

[Jackdog1038]

Jenna's back, gentlemen! This is the Jenna who used to be in business with Tara Marie in Maitland near the Mercedes dealership. Jenna left and, shortly after, had a baby. She now operates out a home in a gated community in Lake Mary, but she is currently searching for a suitable office in the Longwood, Maitland or Winter Park areas. For the last few months, she was seeing only existing clients, but she just resumed advertising on BP two days ago. The link below is to her first ad.

Jenna is a top-notch provider. She is accommodating, pleasant, and softly satisfying. She is a bit larger than some might like, but I consider her pleasingly plump and plumply perfect, with the accent on the pleasingly and perfect parts.

Will I see her again? You better believe it!

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...jenna/11462828

A baby wow! No wonder she has been off the grid. Love Jenna. She is awesome.

[DeadEye65]

I dreamt of this spa for the first time a couple of weeks ago. There is a property manager and Realty co next door so not real conspicuous. Mid 30's to Mid 40's Asian met me at the door. Seemed like the only one working. Asked if I had been there before so yes. Opted for hour but it ended up being less due to me popping early. Play with kitty and boob play with shirt lifted up. I felt there might have been more on the menu but that was enough for me. 75 hr. Would repeat.

[Luxsa123]

Thank you for the review on Avalon. She's the newest addition and brand new to this profession so come break her in.

I'm thrilled to know we were your 1st MP experience.

Natasha. Xoxo.

Well finally decided to pop my (A) MP cherry so I decided to let Avalon at the Luxsa have the honors. When I arrived at this establishment for my 10 am appointment I was greeted at the door by Avalon and I about fell out. This girl is SMOKIN! A freakin body like something out of a Playboy magazine. Having been my first visit to a MP of any kind, I can't really grade the massage but it felt damn good to me but I was mainly concentrating on that incredible body of hers. Did I mention she was SMOKIN! She did allow some fondling and that was awesome. We used up the entire hour and I left a very happy and satisfied man!! Can't wait to go back!

[Member #4897]

I. O. U. One. Thanks.

Gag. Thanks me too!