Massage Parlor Reports

[ButchKid]

Well, gentlemen, it looks like Heidi, formerly of IHOP, is in business once again. Let the mad rush begin!

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...s-you/11670053

[Srw211]

While I am here. I have been seeing Heather for many years when ever I am in town. She has always provided an excellent massage and I have never experienced anything like what some have written. She always sends me away very pleased and looking forward to returning.

[Srw211]

Well put, Wetlines. My experience exactly. I went, I came, I left. Relieved but not fully satisfied. I doubt if I'll return, but then again, I wouldn't say you shouldn't. YMMV.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...bybeth/9830217

Ditto for me. Beats some of the BS AMPs put you through. With a little attitude change she could improve her business.

[HazyThoughts42]

Anyone had any luck with her.

http://www.healinghandsbyteresa.com/contact.php

[Whiskeysours]

I'm one you gave information to. I contacted her by email, following your specific instructions, and she replied and asked about me, to which I replied with basic information and asked about her, to which she replied, "Beautiful, Awesome, Smart, Happy," to which I replied with a smiley face and a comment that I'd like to get an appointment that day, if possible, to which I never got a response of any kind. I ended up going to see an old faithful of mine.

I just say this to make sure she's not messing with you, King Casanova.

BTW, I also found a beautifully-done website with nice pics, a contact phone number, and much more information, but since she wishes to remain UTR, I'll not link it here, although I'm wondering about her wish to remain UTR with such an out-there website.

We all want to believe that we have the elusive UTR all to ourselves. As Butch's post suggests, most of them are full of shit. I guarantee that this particular provider is known by many on this board. These gals say and do anything to make us feel special in return for our business. Nothing wrong with that, but just know that one mans UTR may be the cum bucket of several others.

[ButchKid]

I guess the biggest erroneous zone really is the brain.

I'm assuming the spellchecker did this to you, but it made me smile. It's a great line I can use in the future, when the masseuse isn't quite with the program, "Uh, you're working on the erroneous zone. ".

[Member #5878]

I agree AGG use to be good but not now. Nothing good happening with your hard earned money. The same with T and See Massage on 535. They have one girl working think maybe owner and she is ugly and flat chested with no ass. You can get a menu from her but only if your into playing with old beat up and dried up lady. Not worth it. Rather go to the 2nd floor massage place and have fun. Great service there. Also on OBT, sunflower is a hot spot send have great menu. Girls there love to play with you. Much younger meat to play with..

I forgot who I had at T&see but she wasn't too bad. Kinda cute. I just hated the location with the hookah bar next door. Way too much traffic. At AGG I had a woman named Susan who was great. I really thought I could get more with me. She could talk, joke and gave great relief all around. Even stayed in the room and help me dress and got real close and buttoned my shirt for me. I could never get her again. The 2nd floor place is more discreet but I've had the same girl twice and haven't seen anyone else in there besides her.

I have never been to 192 Therapy or this one place near Fox and Hound with red lights around the windows that stands out like a sore thumb. Next to Bamboo is a place I have tried to go to. It's in a a office complex that's grey. I remember going in once and the woman was busy but she was actually really hot. Every time I go back the door is locked.

[FlRico]

Well needed a massage about 8 pm. This place is close to the house so I went ahead and stopped my. Greeted by a cute mid 30's asian Female. She walked me to a room. I was hoping she was going to give me the massage. But no. She said that she would send a new girl. Well she was in her mid to late 40's and maybe a 5. Massage was GREAT. Standard he. $70 for fee. $50 tip do to a GREAT massage.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tandlt/9349082

[OnThaRoad247]

Got it town a few days ago. Figured I'd try some of what the sunshine state has to offer. Noticed Sunflower on the way home from the office. Saw a few decent reviews and figured I'd try. Got to the spot and walked in. Cute 30-40 girl answered, but told me to come back in 20. Rolled around looking for immediate relief. . glad I didn't. Went back and was led to my room. Opted for a 70 hr with the same lady. Massage started and I was hopeful. Actually, a decent job. Told her I'd been on a plane all day and she responded in kind with a great massage. Was afraid I'd talked myself into something legit. Then the tickle started. On the flip she noticed my "enjoyment ". Quickly to the handshake. A bit of OTC, but damn! This lady talked me till the end. Great English and great skills. Light and teasing. Kept me at the edge for a bit. . but it was the sweet nothings that made it. Tipped 40. Got my H2 O and go a name. . "Ci-Ci". Never did get a table shower, but when I left I didn't care. I like FS shops, but will definitely repeat. I guess the biggest erroneous zone really is the brain.

[Taster6969]

AGG used to be good, but from what I understand, they had some problems with the law and now they are super careful. The last two you mentioned are the only two Kissimmee AMPs I know of where you can have a consistently good experience.

I agree AGG use to be good but not now. Nothing good happening with your hard earned money. The same with T and See Massage on 535. They have one girl working think maybe owner and she is ugly and flat chested with no ass. You can get a menu from her but only if your into playing with old beat up and dried up lady. Not worth it. Rather go to the 2nd floor massage place and have fun. Great service there. Also on OBT, sunflower is a hot spot send have great menu. Girls there love to play with you. Much younger meat to play with..

[AncientOne]

New place in Mt Dora and a couple other locations. Bottom line is simple. Horrible massage and no fun. Waste of time and money. You will be draped you will not be "touched there" and you will not touch her. Also, if you like a heated table with some esoteric psycho babble playing in your ear you will have a blast! LC.

Got discredited here on this board when it opened a few years ago and multiple times since but thanks for the TOFTT update!

[Luckycowboy58]

New place in Mt Dora and a couple other locations. Bottom line is simple. Horrible massage and no fun. Waste of time and money. You will be draped you will not be "touched there" and you will not touch her. Also, if you like a heated table with some esoteric psycho babble playing in your ear you will have a blast! LC.

[ButchKid]

Last week I went down to the place where I had my first AMP experience. I had success there last time at AGG ... nothing happened. I paid 60 for house fee and bounced. I will never come back here. So far Bamboo and the 2nd floor massage parlor are the only places in Kissimmee that seem worth it.

AGG used to be good, but from what I understand, they had some problems with the law and now they are super careful. The last two you mentioned are the only two Kissimmee AMPs I know of where you can have a consistently good experience.

[ButchKid]

So who or where would someone recommended me to go for a really good massage that get out the kinks and well as the extras? I am in need of a non-half ass massage but I would like a little fun as well.

Great massage, consistent service for an AMP, a place where you can "have a little fun," but not FS, as far as I know.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...439995/9099255

[Bjceb]

I second that. This is crazy bs. For those of us that find UTR and share, this is exactly how not to act.

That's crazy! All 5 no show? What are the odds of that happening in this forum? Maybe one of you guys that made an apt. Can shed some light on this.