Massage Parlor Reports

[Ymmv Alot]

The holidays are a great time to reduce stress with a visit to your ATF (or local massage technician).

If you have an on-going, friendly relationship with the staff, remember the manager (MMS) and your favorite technician with a gift or special "new year's" gratuity.

If your ATF is like mine, she is a hard-working, very nice lady (if you are extra-fortunate, she is also a beauty).

Likely you "tip your barber" extra (50% or more) at this time of year. Your massage ATF touches a lot more than your head -- and likely spends more time with you per visit than you spend with your barber.

I am sure my next visit will be great, but as is true in all things.

YMMV Alot.

[Happy Guy 2]

Went to Crystal in Herndon. Needed a real massage for back and looked up a Chinese place near where I was. Walked in and was set up with young (20's) attractive gal who did a very nice massage. She was very close and personal and had a nice rump but did not want to do more, at least on first visit. She asked if I had kids, how many. Very broken English. Was sweet and friendly but no HE. Felt like I was with a daughter and did not feel like pushing it since massage itself was good. Mamasan was a Chinese guy so maybe the place is legit or. ? Anyone else have luck here? Was very pleasant but not the Happy type.

Happy Guy 2.

P.S. Note at VIP there also is a Lilly as mentioned as a possibility on an earlier post. Older provider, talented, good attitude, tries hard to please. However not the chemistry for me.

[Dooder]

Been here several times and always good. Standard damage and tip - . 8 & . 4. GREAT TS, very playful. Which continued in the room. I thought her name was Tina but then I read previous post and said, "Hmmm. Maybe Lily?" Very friendly and at ease, 30+. A little chubby. Massage passable but good attitude made up for any deficiencies. Easy roaming. Very nice and definitely recommend. I recommend because of the attitude. Niceness goes a long way with me. I'm nice and expect the same. Hate paying. 8 and getting cold or bored demeanor. Hard to relieve stress with that kind of attitude.

[Kijimuna]

Am I allowed to post about my masseuse friend who was robbed? I have a phone number, description of the shithead, partial plate number, ect. Scared to go police of obvious reasons.

Ok, anyone who wants the details, feel free to PM me.

My research on his phone number has turned up two other reports of him robbing massage girls with a knife. But now I have a partial plate, a description of his car make and model, the town he lives in, and his physical description.

The response from this forum has been amazing. Lots of PMs asking for more info on this guy. I'm happy the word is getting out.

[JamieSmit]

Rookie monger posting.

Visited Oasis this afternoon for 30 min massage. Only one provider available don't recall name but probably in her fifties with smokers voice. Place smelled like smoke. Got rushed TS. While doing TS, provider stated only half hour we finish here. Pushed for PM, which she attempted with NOVA finish.

Cannot report on massage because wasn't included. Damage was. 6 and. 4.

Will seek a different place next time I have the urge.

Yes, would recommend against Oasis right now. The older lady is gross and I couldn't get past the smokers voice. She has a partner who I think is out of town. The partner is early 40's but cute face and nice body. I've been with her several times and had a lot of fun. .

[Krakatoa]

Visited this place twice on the strength of a recent review. First time I drew Lily. (Why do they love this name they can't pronounce?) Lily is a granny, to be sure, but still kind of cute, friendly, and accommodating. Second time I drew Julie. Julie is probably much older than the 25 she looks, but I don't care. She's a stunner. She was a little cautious in the session--I was unable to talk the bees out of their dayglow jungle print leotard, but I'm confident this relationship can grow. With table showers, good service, and a lack of haggling, this place is moving to the top of my list.

[Serpico99]

Rich Therapy in Herrrrrdown = fail.

I paid for an hour and after the TS, another monger rings the bell. He must had been a regular because my provider (she said the other girl was out shopping) wanted to cut my session down to 30 min, to take care of the other monger, and stated she would give me back 20 (which she did). TS was great, the massage was poking and prodding with a towel on and other services were marginal noVA std. She had tig ole bitties and doing a Russian on her would be a dream but given the circumstances of cutting my session short to attend to another monger left a bad taste in my mouth and I decided to not seek out additional treatment. Reports from another mongering site suggest the a couple years past activities were excellent but not this time around. Provider name sounded like Momo. I don't recommend this place, another lazy high volume Korean operation.

[Kijimuna]

Personal information isn't allowed, at least I don't think so. PMing the information is though.

Ok, anyone who wants the details, feel free to PM me.

My research on his phone number has turned up two other reports of him robbing massage girls with a knife. But now I have a partial plate, a description of his car make and model, the town he lives in, and his physical description.

[Dooder]

Went to place behind Dunkin. Lee Hwy / 66. All the way in the back.

Got there and waited for 10-15 minutes. Not bad. Got different provider from last time. No TS or offer to wipe down with washcloths. Really doesn't bother me because I always shower prior. Was somewhat nice but very economical with talk. Again, nice but nothing enthusiastic or exciting. Just a job. Didn't get provider name as it was not offered. A little older. Easily 40+, maybe 50. Hard for me to tell. Skinny in a nice shapely way. Maybe slender is the better word. Gave an okay massage and you can tell she has some training. Some effort was there. Standard experience and nothing exciting to ooh and ahh about. I wish there was more to tell but there isn't. Go in, go out. I could go back due to convenience but if I came across anything more friendly or a better massage I would easily drive there. There is no desire to return other than being lazy when I'm close.

[Sexingit]

Am I allowed to post about my masseuse friend who was robbed? I have a phone number, description of the shithead, partial plate number, ect. Scared to go police of obvious reasons.

Personal information isn't allowed, at least I don't think so. PMing the information is though.

[Mocoloans]

Rookie monger posting.

Visited Oasis this afternoon for 30 min massage. Only one provider available don't recall name but probably in her fifties with smokers voice. Place smelled like smoke. Got rushed TS. While doing TS, provider stated only half hour we finish here. Pushed for PM, which she attempted with NOVA finish.

Cannot report on massage because wasn't included. Damage was. 6 and. 4.

Will seek a different place next time I have the urge.

[Kijimuna]

Am I allowed to post about my masseuse friend who was robbed? I have a phone number, description of the shithead, partial plate number, ect. Scared to go police of obvious reasons.

[Decvpi]

Seen Jenny in Sterling. Easy call to set up. Was staying in extended stay in Sterling. Massage was good, left happy. No touching and kept everything on. There are a lot better options.

Out there. I would not repeat.

[Kijimuna]

Both of my regulars were tied up and I wanted both a hard massage and the usual side activities. So I decided to try Relax, perhaps hoping to get Anna. Went as I waited briefly in the room, heard a woman customer say "Thanks" as she left. A few minutes later a reasonably good looking Chinese tech came in (not too tall) so I thought perhaps it was Anna. I said hard massage and she proceeded to do a pretty good nearly hard massage, and she wasn't too concerned about the towel.

Upon further leg work, it was pretty apparent more would be available. During this time I found her name was Wendy not Anna. In the end, all was good. As compared to most NOVA CAMPs, I'd rate this experience in the top 30%. She is pleasant and I will maybe return.

Mr. S.

If it was Anna, she would have tried to up sell you from the get go.

[MrSunnyHills]

Both of my regulars were tied up and I wanted both a hard massage and the usual side activities. So I decided to try Relax, perhaps hoping to get Anna. Went as I waited briefly in the room, heard a woman customer say "Thanks" as she left. A few minutes later a reasonably good looking Chinese tech came in (not too tall) so I thought perhaps it was Anna. I said hard massage and she proceeded to do a pretty good nearly hard massage, and she wasn't too concerned about the towel.

Upon further leg work, it was pretty apparent more would be available. During this time I found her name was Wendy not Anna. In the end, all was good. As compared to most NOVA CAMPs, I'd rate this experience in the top 30%. She is pleasant and I will maybe return.

Mr. S.