Massage Parlor Reports

[Sleeker]

Been many times bc of convenience more than any other reason. Always the same price which is 60/ hr and standard tip without ever having to negotiate. Problem here is the talent. The mama is decent massage with a great hand and she whispers like a geisha while doing it. But she must be 50's. One cute younger girl and one around 40 is good. The rest have all been pretty lame. In the area go for it bc it is what it is but if there was something better in the area I'd jump ship without thinking twice.

Wow. I'd have to disagree. I've had really cute young girls here and the service quality is always superb. I find nowhere else in Chicago comes close to this place in terms of consistency of service.

[Lemeduyu]

Been many times bc of convenience more than any other reason. Always the same price which is 60/ hr and standard tip without ever having to negotiate. Problem here is the talent. The mama is decent massage with a great hand and she whispers like a geisha while doing it. But she must be 50's. One cute younger girl and one around 40 is good. The rest have all been pretty lame. In the area go for it bc it is what it is but if there was something better in the area I'd jump ship without thinking twice.

[UBeMyFriend99]

Can anyone recommend a parlor in the Chinatown area? I'm not looking for full service. Just a happy ending without a big hassle.

There are quite a few on Archer. It's hit or miss though. I find the further south on archer the better the chances are. Also right around the corner on Canal there are a few. I have sampled 5 and only struck out on one.

[CapnAndy]

Can anyone recommend a parlor in the Chinatown area? I'm not looking for full service. Just a happy ending without a big hassle.

[Happy Hound]

Any intel on either of these? I called one and got voice mail. The ads look very similar.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ssage/20713172

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ssage/20666863

[Member #1232]

No, handshakes only.

I received FS there once. It was at least 10 years ago and was completely unexpected. Plus, the woman was young, attractive.

She was visiting (from the west coast) and didn't last long because I went back the next week and she was already gone.

[FrankyCando]

Bob, great advice as always. I guess I have it easy. Being a native Chinese speaker, I can usually get FS during my first visit.

Most Chinese AMP girls have the options to go work in a Chinese apartment. By choosing to work in an AMP instead, they are choosing to make less money (giving HJ only) than getting banged 7-10 times a day. This is why FS is harder to come by in a Chinese AMP. This is from talking to some of Chinese AMP girls that I have seen.

Yes I would agree with that bcs also a mamason of one place told me the same thing a few years ago. Plus from my experiences in many.

Massage places I would say FS is hard to find but in a few cases there but pricey.

[FrankyCando]

Place is a waste of time and money. Self service only.

I'm a regular there. Never a situation like that.

[FrankyCando]

Is FS to be had at Gunnison Spa?

Never. I been a customer there for years.

[Viriato]

Why is it that Asian women haven't embraced the world of vaginal hair trimming? No bigger buzz kill than a 70's porno muff on a masseuse.

Yeah but I'd sure as hell love to get a HE from a masseuse with those pointy 70's torpedo titties like you see in those old porn movies. Man they just don't make boobs like that anymore.

[Viriato]

From my experience I would think that the more the girl knows you the better chance you have of getting any extras. Being a regular customer the girl will first of all know that you are not LE and she will know if you are a good tipper and if you like and respect her. Going to a new girl for the first time its hard to get extras simply because the girl knows nothing about you.

The girls that I care to repeat with I will always ask if I can come back and ask specifically for her. Then if she says yes I will ask for her phone number and if I can text or call her. This goes a long way to show you appreciate her and I think greatly improves your chances for any extras.

This is true. There are some definite benefits to building up a rapport with your favorite providers. I have a couple of regulars that I see who have given me increasingly good extras, some which they don't offer to other customers. Including one whom I have seen a couple of times outside of work. And I know of a couple other hobbyists who have similar arrangements. If you want to get FS or anything like that, its good to establish yourself as a good customer. Show her you aren't LE, or dangerous, or some sort of pervert. Show her you're a good tipper. It works out for everyone.

And yes, if she is willing to give you her home or mobile number, that's a pretty damned good indication that she trusts you. But be patient. Don't ask for it right away or push the issue; it just makes you look desperate or creepy. You don't want that.

A lot of these Massage Girls don't stay in one place very long. Most move around to other places or even to other states. Then you're back to square one.

Another good reason to go for the cougars. They tend to stay longer. And they tend to be very good at what they do too.

[BuckSmith]

Anyone treated themselves to this?

http://marinastherapy.com/index.html

Very pricey. But it is the giving season.

[Raoul Duke]

So try a little hole. In the wall place just west of Naperville off 88 . Walk. With appointment ugly girl and. Pretty sitting ther ugly take me forces me to the back I use restroom I can her her cough and didn't sound good go to room tell me the price a hour in you know angry English Chinese voices. I say I think I. Like younger. Keep in mind I had one of my favorites still available in the back of my head it's just the time wasted. I say no got to go she call other girl nice firgure good English I say I like some sale younger she says me ok? Ok lay down for massage she takes off towel right a w at and. On to long rubs gets me up and then say you breed to be relaxed so I'll take care of. That. Long story short decent massage but ever time she could tell iam up she would take care of. It only hand shake but she does enjoy three times to be exacted. Lisa roaming not much else pm me.

Thanks for the report, I'll try to decipher it when google offers an appropriate translation tool. Just curious, were you typing on a smartphone, ingesting quaaludes or did you possibly have a head full of Vicodin when you posted?

[Roscoe23]

Let's see. You found a decent Chinese place west of Naperville off 88. For whatever reason they gave you an ugly girl but you convinced them to give you a pretty, and younger girl instead. Any she ended up giving you 3 HEs? Care to give a hint as to the name?

Hey Bob did you decode in the service or something? You are good, all I got was a headache when I read the post!

[Bob521]

So try a little hole. In the wall place just west of Naperville off 88 . Walk. With appointment ugly girl and. Pretty sitting ther ugly take me forces me to the back I use restroom I can her her cough and didn't sound good go to room tell me the price a hour in you know angry English Chinese voices. I say I think I. Like younger. Keep in mind I had one of my favorites still available in the back of my head it's just the time wasted. I say no got to go she call other girl nice firgure good English I say I like some sale younger she says me ok? Ok lay down for massage she takes off towel right a w at and. On to long rubs gets me up and then say you breed to be relaxed so I'll take care of. That. Long story short decent massage but ever time she could tell iam up she would take care of. It only hand shake but she does enjoy three times to be exacted. Lisa roaming not much else pm me.

Let's see. You found a decent Chinese place west of Naperville off 88. For whatever reason they gave you an ugly girl but you convinced them to give you a pretty, and younger girl instead. Any she ended up giving you 3 HEs? Care to give a hint as to the name?