Streetwalker Reports

[Waldo58]

Thanks for taking one for the team, smfh. I hope on your way back to your regular playground you stop by an English class.

[TrinitHugz]

These mudda effrs hemmed me up, on my way there one was following me couldn't figure it out till he flashed his Christmas lights and I knew it was on, talking about, "you know why I pulled you over? Uuhhh no!

Fucking tail lights being out, then he said it flicks on nnoff. Smh ah bunch of bs! Ranned my papers and I was told to go take care of my vehicle asap, I already knew that was my Q* to roll off K'ave and bounce. So I did, so I did.

Should have just play at my regular playground (Camden) I'll take one for the team, smfh.

[TrinitHugz]

Let's see since there's this big shelter that practically covers the entire or majority of the 'K'ave. We'll see how much is out and about tonite.

I know 5'o don't like getting their lazy ass wet so here we go, sorry my Camden sisters but tonite it's Philly baby!! And I'll be sure to update, every corner and every crevasses.

[HappySmiles]

Check out Club Atlantis, at 38th and Chestnut. It's a little tricky to locate if you stand on Chestnut looking at Chili's you'll see the sign for it and steps leading down on the left. Usually a $7 cover after 7 pm. Almost always WOC that provide great attention. If you go in the evening look for Carmen always a great time. Dances are $20 and private are $30. Enjoy!

Hi all.

I'm visiting next week from denver. Staying downtown?/ near UPen.

No car.

Any action around there or anyone with digits to share. Or AMPs?

Happy to reciprocate when you visit my fair city.

A.

[Atavish12]

Hi all.

I'm visiting next week from denver. Staying downtown?/ near UPen.

No car.

Any action around there or anyone with digits to share. Or AMPs?

Happy to reciprocate when you visit my fair city.

A.

[Gator145]

I tend to meet my new friends through BP or other sources rather than on the street. But I do visit the K once in a while and may do so today. Which leads to my question: When the weather turns nasty and there's snow on the ground, is there much fun to be found? Obviously, spotting a SW is not all that difficult when the weather is warm and skirts are short, but what about when it's time to bundle up? Is there much activity if you know what to look for? Is there anything different to look for other than eye contact? Are there any hot spots (pun sort of intended) I should check out other than the usual places?

Thanks!

It has been my experience that the volume of girls available depends solely on one thing. Whether they are sick or not. I have never heard a girl say "Gee it's such a nice day to suck dick. The sun is shining. The humidity is low. Lots of traffic, I could make a killing out here today. What better conditions could a girl on the ave ask for?

In fact quite the opposite. I have heard them say on the nicest and nastiest days "shit, wish I didn't have to be out here. " Now that being said seems like the next thing that comes out is "I got to get to detox soon as I get this date. " Now, they say that right after they ask Flip or George "who has the best dope today. ".

Not sure if I am the one confused here or if they just don't know what they want.

This could very well be one reason I don't do drugs. I couldn't keep up with all the choices I have.

Not sure here who remembers Johanna one of the many Nikki's that have graced the filthy streets of Kensington. CookyJar will be the first to tell you, he picked her up Christmas or New Years eve in a snow storm a few years back. So it is my guess weather plays a very minor role in what action is available. Like anything, one must just be in the right place at the right time. It is always a hit or miss situation.

Has anybody but me noticed Cigarettes are at an all time high. Yet addicts seem to be the only people I know that don't work but can get smokes at the snap of the fingers. Just another of my many observations.

Me, I'm just an 'OL Gator.

[Gator145]

Gator, I Will Probably be forced to have to bring Criminal proceedings against you. I have enough evidence in the above Paragraphs to Conclusively PROVE that you obviously Have hidden cameras all over my House! (IE: Wow. ! What an incredibly concise and accurate account of Bringing home 90% of the Honeys. Kudos.) P.S. - If someone is not 100% sure what "G" is talking about- I suggest you go re-read this twice. And Heed his tale.

Hey Ricardo, I did omit a few particulars. Like when you dial one of the girls up and you hear "I'm sorry the number" . Or "you have reached message 4601401" or something like it. Any time you hear "I'm sorry" from someone you are never going to meet, put that rascal back in your pants. Cause he aint working today. Or if she tells you she's sick and she will be much better if she picks her stuff up first. Get her out of the van. They get that stuff in their system and they won't be better at anything except nodding. Some can't even stand so how would she be better? Better at what sleeping? I like when they head for the fridge and start complaining cause I don't have this or that.

Then one girl asked me if I like snacks. I said I love it. I thought she said SNATCH. Then you got to love them when they talk to you and the fluff has them so fucked up they can't speak clearly. You need a translator to find out what she said in what I thought was English.

Had one girl that was so hot. I Won't say her name is Pamela cause she don't work out there any more. Never forget her. We was talking and she was telling me how slimy some of the girls are. How some would steal anything not nailed down. Said she don't steal.

We went to my place. That afternoon I went and put all the stuff one keeps in the bathroom on the shelves.

We did our hook up. She had a body that I live for. She went to the bathroom to get ready to leave. I ran in to take a quick leak before we left and she had emptied the shelves of everything I had just put there a couple hours ago.

She had a large shopping bag with her. I confronted her about the missing items. She claimed she didn't have them but wouldn't allow me to look in the bag. Said she don't steal. Not sure what they call it down there. So be sure and learn the local language.

Living in an apartment building I did not wish to create a scene.

I refused to pay her and when we went to my vehicle I got in started it up and pulled off and left her standing there. Now I will say this much I don't live walking distance to the playground.

Moral of that story is I got blowed, sucked, fucked, all for less than $12.00 of toiletries by one of the hottest girls that ever strolled the Ave. Oh almost forgot, Pamela got fucked too.

All kidding aside, the place we choose to play is probably the most dangerous in the city. That area has addicts, drugs, dealers, prostitutes, thugs, thief's, and cops that don't give a shit there Some are even involved in it. So whenever one is in that area it is best to put the humor aside and be as serious as possible.

Always be on point when visiting. Nothing is the way it looks. Nothing is the way some say it is. Everyone there has an agenda.

Me, I'm just an 'OL Gator.

[Ricardo42]

Hey, I'm all for this. I can see myself waking up and thinking I could go for some French. Now where did I put Monique's number. Ahhh here it is right in the hooker anonymous data base. So I dial her up and she answers. Tell her what I'm thinking and the first thing out of her mouth is the dick she's sucking. Second thing is "I'm sick, I need to get well".

Or how about a little Greek just to get the day off on the right foot. Oh well wouldn't that be a perfect world. Hell maybe they could stop at Starbucks on their way over and get me one of those fancy coffee drinks to fit the moment. Maybe stop at Dunkin Donuts pick up a breakfast sandwich.

The door bell rings you open the door in your nice silk robe. Beautiful day, sun is shinning. There she is in all her glory. A little blood dripping from the portion of her faces he was just picking in somebody's car mirror. She's got on the same sweat pants you remember her in three weeks ago when you first saw her nodding on the side steps of the Chinese store at Kensington and Cambria. Oh yeah, the memories. That's where you fell in love. She was sucking an Egg roll as she nodded off to somewhere only she knows. The sneaks still have the dog shit on them she slipped in trying to get to the step. She says " I hope you don't mind I ate some of your sandwich. " She mentions she picked you up a paper. You look at it and it's six days old and yellow. But that's ok you had other things on your mind besides reading your neighbors yellow newspaper. You want sex and she's not exactly your dream girl, but she's here. Her hair is a little messed but what the hell.

You both decide the best way to approach this is to start her off with a shower. She thinks this is wonderful as she hasn't had one in weeks.

You send her to the bathroom and she starts the process of beautifying what just can't be beautified. But she's going to give it a go anyway.

While she's "getting ready". You toss out the half eaten sandwich and grab your coffee. Shit. Coffee's cold and when did Starbucks start using 7-11 cups. Oh well. So you make the most of it. Tastes like something they got from those five gallon buckets in the abando. So that goes down the sink. So far the day's not going good at all.

She spends the next two and a half hours in the bathroom. You open the door to check on her and she didn't even get in the shower yet. Crack pipe is broken on the floor. She's in a lump on the floor tangled in the clothes she's trying to get off. Damn, you notice five or six bed bugs crawling out of the layers of clothes she has on. And what the hell is that smell?

At that point you decide the best thing to do is get her the hell out of your house and back in her own environment. Problem is you can't wake her up. She is in deep in coma like sleep. Your bathroom floor is the softest thing she has slept on in months. She's going to take advantage of that.

Another two hours goes by and you finally wake her up. You give her some lame excuse as to why she has to leave. Land lord is on his way over and you don't want her to get caught there. So being the professional she is, she says you have to give her something for her time, the coffee and sandwich. So you peel off twenty dollars and tell her she has to go. Of course she asks you for a tip. You stuff another five bucks in her dirty hand and she bolts out the door toward the crack store. Boy are you glad she's gone. Now you got to figure out how to get dog shit out of the carpet. The bathroom is a mess. Plus you have things crawling all over the place. Never did get that French or Greek. Well guess you got to cruise the Ave now.

So my friend, your concept is a noble one. It just wouldn't work. Not to mention it's not legal. Like paying for pussy.

This of course is just an observation. Me, I'm just an 'OL Gator.

Gator, I Will Probably be forced to have to bring Criminal proceedings against you. I have enough evidence in the above Paragraphs to Conclusively PROVE that you obviously Have hidden cameras all over my House! (IE: Wow. ! What an incredibly concise and accurate account of Bringing home 90% of the Honeys. Kudos.) P.S. - If someone is not 100% sure what "G" is talking about- I suggest you go re-read this twice. And Heed his tale.

[Ricardo42]

I tend to meet my new friends through BP or other sources rather than on the street. But I do visit the K once in a while and may do so today. Which leads to my question: When the weather turns nasty and there's snow on the ground, is there much fun to be found? Obviously, spotting a SW is not all that difficult when the weather is warm and skirts are short, but what about when it's time to bundle up? Is there much activity if you know what to look for? Is there anything different to look for other than eye contact? Are there any hot spots (pun sort of intended) I should check out other than the usual places?

Thanks!

My personal experience is it is same as in the rain, Meaning= Less girls out, and just as many mongers, So. It is tougher due to Pure Math.

[Charlie Driver]

I tend to meet my new friends through BP or other sources rather than on the street. But I do visit the K once in a while and may do so today. Which leads to my question: When the weather turns nasty and there's snow on the ground, is there much fun to be found? Obviously, spotting a SW is not all that difficult when the weather is warm and skirts are short, but what about when it's time to bundle up? Is there much activity if you know what to look for? Is there anything different to look for other than eye contact? Are there any hot spots (pun sort of intended) I should check out other than the usual places?

Thanks!

[Tazdude]

Hello does anyone have any info or have been out with an Asian girl walking around k and Frankfort, she was walking with another girl and a guy, they stop by F and church to buy some candies. Then they went up Frankfort. I got the impression she workd but not sure, anyone has info. She is Asian with long hair (long up to mid of her back) and cute face about mid 20's medium built about 140 pounds.

Any info will be appreciated.

Thanks.

[Art Lang]

If this is the same Isabel, you are one hundred percent right, she is really nice, clean and out of place. What more information do you need?

(Click on link to see picture).

CookyJar.

Thanks, everyone! I'm almost positive the pic Cooky posted is her. Because she seemed out of place and I didn't see anything else about her when I searched (may have plugged name in wrong), I just wanted to see if she was truthful and not a sting. Now, I really wish I had the time to see her the other day. Sounds like I missed out! Probably worth another try soon! Glad I alerted some others to her presence, too.

[Runner8]

It's been a few years but I would never forget her! I made many trips to her place even when she was in semi retirement. Treat her well and I will offer you a money back guarantee! If memory serves me right I think Cookie hung out with her one NY Eve a few years back. Nice work Artie!!

I dated her probably over a year ago. Very sweet and very clean looking back then also. I still have her digits from way back, however I don't know if they are any good.

[Davey1965]

I dated her probably over a year ago. Very sweet and very clean looking back then also. I still have her digits from way back, however I don't know if they are any good.

Been in retirement for a couple years from the hobby, but seeing that Isabelle seems to be back out, I may have to cruise and see if I can locate her myself. Had many a fun times at the no-tels with her. Would def list her as one of my ATF's.

[Msaunders6969]

If this is the same Isabel, you are one hundred percent right, she is really nice, clean and out of place. What more information do you need?

(Click on link to see picture).

CookyJar.

I dated her probably over a year ago. Very sweet and very clean looking back then also. I still have her digits from way back, however I don't know if they are any good.