Massage Parlor Reports

[OF Charlie]

I guess I have been lucky. My experience is about 70% Chinese 15% Korean and 15% Euro. I never discuss price, ever. (But I do tip $40-$50 for two way nude massage. I joke that I do not charge them for my massage.) I always hug and kiss them and they kiss and hug back. I always offer to massage them. I start by massaging their hands and arms. Then ask them to lie down so I can massage the feet. Once they are lying down, all you have to do is be nice and respectful and give a really good massage. They will let you lift (if not remove) the shirt, and you can unhook the bra. Do a really good job on the back. Firm pressure, not just rubbing. Ask how she likes it, (hard, soft, etc.) I guess my point is, a good (20-30 minute) massage will get her in the mood, and from there you can do what you want. Don't just jam your hand onto her genitals. Treat it like a date. Learn a couple Chinese words (if she is Chinese, of course).

Ni Hao (Hello, Xie Xie (she she = Thank you). Hao (how = good) Bu Hao (not good). Ni Piaoliang (you are pretty). Google translate and WeChat will get you more translation as well as saving contacts for further meetings. All I am saying is treat them as people. Get to know them, and you can pretty much do anything. And if you have their contact information you can stay in touch and make sure you can see the girl you like in the future, and in many cases, away from the SPA, usually with FS.

Bob, great advice as always. I guess I have it easy. Being a native Chinese speaker, I can usually get FS during my first visit.

Most Chinese AMP girls have the options to go work in a Chinese apartment. By choosing to work in an AMP instead, they are choosing to make less money (giving HJ only) than getting banged 7-10 times a day. This is why FS is harder to come by in a Chinese AMP. This is from talking to some of Chinese AMP girls that I have seen.

[Bob521]

It is typically too dark to see anything but maybe you'd like to touch her breasts or touch the kitty during the HE.

If you think she can't speak English or even is she can but you want to keep the dicussion quiet try this. To communicate that she'll get more for granting access hold up 4 fingers and do the hand shake motion then 5 fingers and pretend to pull her pants down. You are communicating she'll get. 4 for no access and. 5 for including access. Adjust the the tipping amount for your area.

You should also consider that most Chinese AMPs don't allow access and most Koreans AMPs do. The Korean places just need you to give them a hint. It can happen at Chinese AMPs but you've got to have game to "pull it off". LOL.

I guess I have been lucky. My experience is about 70% Chinese 15% Korean and 15% Euro. I never discuss price, ever. (But I do tip $40-$50 for two way nude massage. I joke that I do not charge them for my massage.) I always hug and kiss them and they kiss and hug back. I always offer to massage them. I start by massaging their hands and arms. Then ask them to lie down so I can massage the feet. Once they are lying down, all you have to do is be nice and respectful and give a really good massage. They will let you lift (if not remove) the shirt, and you can unhook the bra. Do a really good job on the back. Firm pressure, not just rubbing. Ask how she likes it, (hard, soft, etc.) I guess my point is, a good (20-30 minute) massage will get her in the mood, and from there you can do what you want. Don't just jam your hand onto her genitals. Treat it like a date. Learn a couple Chinese words (if she is Chinese, of course).

Ni Hao (Hello, Xie Xie (she she = Thank you). Hao (how = good) Bu Hao (not good). Ni Piaoliang (you are pretty). Google translate and WeChat will get you more translation as well as saving contacts for further meetings. All I am saying is treat them as people. Get to know them, and you can pretty much do anything. And if you have their contact information you can stay in touch and make sure you can see the girl you like in the future, and in many cases, away from the SPA, usually with FS.

[Rubenme2]

I reliably get HE's at the usual places but nothing ever comes off. How does one get to see more?

Seeker.

It is typically too dark to see anything but maybe you'd like to touch her breasts or touch the kitty during the HE.

If you think she can't speak English or even is she can but you want to keep the dicussion quiet try this. To communicate that she'll get more for granting access hold up 4 fingers and do the hand shake motion then 5 fingers and pretend to pull her pants down. You are communicating she'll get. 4 for no access and. 5 for including access. Adjust the the tipping amount for your area.

You should also consider that most Chinese AMPs don't allow access and most Koreans AMPs do. The Korean places just need you to give them a hint. It can happen at Chinese AMPs but you've got to have game to "pull it off". LOL.

[Sleeker]

Why is it that Asian women haven't embraced the world of vaginal hair trimming? No bigger buzz kill than a 70's porno muff on a masseuse.

I reliably get HE's at the usual places but nothing ever comes off. How does one get to see more?

Seeker.

[Mj138]

My reg left town, so looking for someone new in the city. Want to spend 1 $$ I have a good young escort to trade for good info. Seniors PM. Thanks.

[Ron M]

I prefer the totally shaved look. Much cleaner and looks great. Also feels great when you play.

[Bob521]

I normally prefer shaved, especially on the young ones. Helps with the fantasy of being with a really young one. And I hate it when hairs get loose and end up in my mouth and I never know if its Ok to take a minute to find it and remove it or just let it ride until we move on to something else.

So I'm at an AMP over the weekend in the NW burbs. It's my 3rd time with her so we're getting to know each other pretty good and I ask her if she wants a massage. She's confused but agrees. Start out with her on her stomach and soon she's giving me 2 thumbs up. Within 10 minutes I have her top up around her neck and her bottoms down around her ankles. She's liking this and I tell her to turn over. She turns and is just laying there. Her eyes are closed but mine are open. Wide Open. Because what I'm looking at is Beautiful. Her pussy is not shaved but has hair. But its not long hair. Or curly. It's very short and very straight. And shaped into a perfect triangle. With her legs close together it looks TGTBT. I'm not kidding. It's one of the most perfect Mons Venus's I've ever seen!! Bar none. It easily could be in Playboy it's that good. I don't know if it's naturally that perfect or if she has it groomed but WOW!! I munched on it and on her till I couldn't take it any more then I had her get up and lean over the end and I blasted her ass with a huge warm load. Perfect body & Perfect Mons equals Happy Monger. I'll be back.

I agree, groomed is the best. I have to smile, I was having a conversation with an MT (semi legit) a little while back and out of the blue she tells me she just shaved her pussy over the weekend. (American) boyfriend wanted it, (probably one of you guys! She did show me, and I complimented it. But I still prefer a natural V. That said, I'll take whatever the good lord serves up. Bob.

[Head First]

Different strokes for different folks. The younger Koreans and Chinese always seem shaved.

I normally prefer shaved, especially on the young ones. Helps with the fantasy of being with a really young one. And I hate it when hairs get loose and end up in my mouth and I never know if its Ok to take a minute to find it and remove it or just let it ride until we move on to something else.

So I'm at an AMP over the weekend in the NW burbs. It's my 3rd time with her so we're getting to know each other pretty good and I ask her if she wants a massage. She's confused but agrees. Start out with her on her stomach and soon she's giving me 2 thumbs up. Within 10 minutes I have her top up around her neck and her bottoms down around her ankles. She's liking this and I tell her to turn over. She turns and is just laying there. Her eyes are closed but mine are open. Wide Open. Because what I'm looking at is Beautiful. Her pussy is not shaved but has hair. But its not long hair. Or curly. It's very short and very straight. And shaped into a perfect triangle. With her legs close together it looks TGTBT. I'm not kidding. It's one of the most perfect Mons Venus's I've ever seen!! Bar none. It easily could be in Playboy it's that good. I don't know if it's naturally that perfect or if she has it groomed but WOW!! I munched on it and on her till I couldn't take it any more then I had her get up and lean over the end and I blasted her ass with a huge warm load. Perfect body & Perfect Mons equals Happy Monger. I'll be back.

[Member #5933]

Maybe it's because of my old age, but frankly I enjoy the hair. Maybe not like "Moe from the 3 Stooges" but I like it. I really don't care for bald pussy. Landing strip is fine.

Different strokes for different folks. The younger Koreans and Chinese always seem shaved.

[Ron M]

I visited The Fantastic Massage Parlor on Archer and Rockwell. This is an Asian Massage Parlor. I read a couple of reviews on a girl named Michelle that were pretty good. I call and ask if she was available. I was told yes. Kind of a strange set up. It was a Diner before on the corner of a threeway intersection. There are large un covered windows that have no shades or blinds. In other words, the cars stopped at the 3 way red light can see you sitting in the waiting room. Same goes for the people waiting for the CTA bus on the corner. Anyway I get there and was told Michelle be ready in 10 minutes. I waited for 30 minutes for what I don't know. There were no other guys in the place getting a massage. Finally, in walks a small cute Asian woman about 36 through the front door. She says to me, I guess you must be waiting for me. I said yes and she took my $65 dollars and led me to one of the two massage rooms. So I assumed I was getting her, Michelle. In walks a young Asian girl who could not have been more than 20. I asked where is Michelle. She said "don't worry, I take good care of you". They asked if I was ever there before and I said no. About ten minutes into the massage I asked about extras and she said no. Just in case they thought I was a cop about I turned on my back, took the towel off and started playing with my dick. I rubbed her leg and ran my hand to her ass, putting it inside her panties, which she let me do. Then I asked about extras again and she said no. Now I am a little pissed. I got the bait & switch pulled on me. I would not have minded so much if this girl knew how to give a massage but she was horrible at it. Her massage consisted of putting lotion on one area of my body and rubbing her hand back and forth in the same place for ten minutes. Finally I told her to move to a different part. I am not kidding, the massage was the same as taking hand lotion and rubbing it your skin. Who the hell hired this girl? At least show her how to do a decent massage to clients. I could not stand it any longer. I left with 20 minutes left on my hour. The best part was when I walked out the massage room, the girl came running up to my asking for a tip. She said "I took good care of you". I told her the massage was not very good and I called to see Michelle. She said, "Michelle doesn't work here anymore" I told Michelle took the money from me 40 minutes ago, and walked out.

For a little more Money you could have seen a Provider. A Provider will pretty much do what you want. I do go to a Massage place to get a legit massage. For play time needs I see a Provider.

[Hammerhead2]

Are you actually talking about the massage envy that opened up in the plaza across the park?

Yes. I'm not aware of reports.

But I'm new to Chicago.

[Casper27]

There's a brand new Asian spa on Damen around the 1500 block. No reports on it yet, however.

Are you actually talking about the massage envy that opened up in the plaza across the park?

[SlickPoetry]

In walks a young Asian girl who could not have been more than 20. I asked where is Michelle. She said "don't worry, I take good care of you". They asked if I was ever there before and I said no. About ten minutes into the massage I asked about extras and she said no. Just in case they thought I was a cop about I turned on my back, took the towel off and started playing with my dick.

I'm stunned by the things some mongers think are going to work well for them. LOL.

[Bob521]

Why is it that Asian women haven't embraced the world of vaginal hair trimming? No bigger buzz kill than a 70's porno muff on a masseuse.

Maybe it's because of my old age, but frankly I enjoy the hair. Maybe not like "Moe from the 3 Stooges" but I like it. I really don't care for bald pussy. Landing strip is fine.

[IdiotBoy]

Why is it that Asian women haven't embraced the world of vaginal hair trimming? No bigger buzz kill than a 70's porno muff on a masseuse.