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[HiLife808]

I had high hopes for an AMP in Aiea. Dream. Crushed. Dream Relaxation is not an AMP, it is in a residential area above Pearl Ridge. Made an apt for the asian girl in pic, got texted the approximate location, then text drama, street park, bla bla bla. Greeted by super small kinda cute MILF mama, i wanted to do her but they show me the asian girl, she looks ok, nothin special, big boobs. I say ok, HF. 60, self showers, light massage on massage table, on the flip she asks for tip up front, she says $. 2 for BJ $ for HJ. I ask for FS, she says no, she sick. Period, WTF. I ask why you working on period you should vacay? She says only two girls work. I offer $ for BBBJ she says $. 2 for CBJ, I should have cut my losses and left, but jr was doing the thinkin, so ok go for CBJ. Take of top and bottom od bikini,to show butchered boob job. The nipples are just scarred horribly, the scars protrude more then the nipple, it felt just bad, didn't want to check puss for blood ,had cut on my hand. Does lame CBJ from sideways angle, no suction at all and the cap was thick as a tire, no feelin at all. I sit at side of bed to get her to kneel in front but she sits on the nearby bed, lazy fuck. I'm doubting I can come like this, so I stand and do the hand behind the neck and try to get some friction goin, she asks HJ? Hell no, keep suckin I say and suck harder, goin into skull fuck mode, finally push the condom off til it's just on the tip and finally HJ. BJ into the cap in her mouth, keep pumpin til all jizz gone, then she asks did you come, that's how thick the condom was. She pulls the cap off hands me some to to swipe off with, I lay down for more massage, she says you're done, I say so your not hourly you're one and done? She says hour up. 40 minutes in. No repeat ever, I don't think your mileage will vary, your mileage will probably suck, but not in a good way. Should have gone to Top Spa! Spin.

Sorry to hear about your bad experience. Guess they feel like they can provide lackluster service due to the lack of competition outside of town. Too bad because I wanted to checkout that Farrah chick.

http://honolulu.backpage.com/Therape...&image=5056688

[CM0069]

I had high hopes for an AMP in Aiea. Dream. Crushed....
... No repeat ever, I don't think your mileage will vary, your mileage will probably suck, but not in a good way. Should have gone to Top Spa! Spin.

I almost did consider going there mebe once, twice, but third time went to top spa instead. I basically figured it can't be better than empire or top spa.

Oh at top spa ended up with cherry, who resembled a younger 20's version of Lucy Lee IMHO so I had fun imagining banging a pornstar LOL.

[PatrickVenice]

Anyone monger on this one? The pics in her ad look redonkeylous.

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...barbie/5030228

[VictoriaBangz]

I had high hopes for an AMP in Aiea. Dream. Crushed. Dream Relaxation is not an AMP, it is in a residential area above Pearl Ridge. Made an apt for the asian girl in pic, got texted the approximate location, then text drama, street park, bla bla bla. Greeted by super small kinda cute MILF mama, i wanted to do her but they show me the asian girl, she looks ok, nothin special, big boobs. I say ok, HF. 60, self showers, light massage on massage table, on the flip she asks for tip up front, she says $. 2 for BJ $ for HJ. I ask for FS, she says no, she sick. Period, WTF. I ask why you working on period you should vacay? She says only two girls work. I offer $ for BBBJ she says $. 2 for CBJ, I should have cut my losses and left, but jr was doing the thinkin, so ok go for CBJ. Take of top and bottom od bikini,to show butchered boob job. The nipples are just scarred horribly, the scars protrude more then the nipple, it felt just bad, didn't want to check puss for blood ,had cut on my hand. Does lame CBJ from sideways angle, no suction at all and the cap was thick as a tire, no feelin at all. I sit at side of bed to get her to kneel in front but she sits on the nearby bed, lazy fuck. I'm doubting I can come like this, so I stand and do the hand behind the neck and try to get some friction goin, she asks HJ? Hell no, keep suckin I say and suck harder, goin into skull fuck mode, finally push the condom off til it's just on the tip and finally HJ. BJ into the cap in her mouth, keep pumpin til all jizz gone, then she asks did you come, that's how thick the condom was. She pulls the cap off hands me some to to swipe off with, I lay down for more massage, she says you're done, I say so your not hourly you're one and done? She says hour up. 40 minutes in. No repeat ever, I don't think your mileage will vary, your mileage will probably suck, but not in a good way. Should have gone to Top Spa! Spin.

I'm sorry to hear your time at dream didn't go well: but just because that provider didn't know what she was doing doesn't mean the rest don't come back and try me!

[BenZ88]

Sorry bro. Thanks for TOFTT.

[HiPickle]

I had high hopes for an AMP in Aiea. Dream. Crushed. Dream Relaxation is not an AMP, it is in a residential area above Pearl Ridge. Made an apt for the asian girl in pic, got texted the approximate location, then text drama, street park, bla bla bla. Greeted by super small kinda cute MILF mama, i wanted to do her but they show me the asian girl, she looks ok, nothin special, big boobs. I say ok, HF. 60, self showers, light massage on massage table, on the flip she asks for tip up front, she says $. 2 for BJ $ for HJ. I ask for FS, she says no, she sick. Period, WTF. I ask why you working on period you should vacay? She says only two girls work. I offer $ for BBBJ she says $. 2 for CBJ, I should have cut my losses and left, but jr was doing the thinkin, so ok go for CBJ. Take of top and bottom od bikini,to show butchered boob job. The nipples are just scarred horribly, the scars protrude more then the nipple, it felt just bad, didn't want to check puss for blood ,had cut on my hand. Does lame CBJ from sideways angle, no suction at all and the cap was thick as a tire, no feelin at all. I sit at side of bed to get her to kneel in front but she sits on the nearby bed, lazy fuck. I'm doubting I can come like this, so I stand and do the hand behind the neck and try to get some friction goin, she asks HJ? Hell no, keep suckin I say and suck harder, goin into skull fuck mode, finally push the condom off til it's just on the tip and finally HJ. BJ into the cap in her mouth, keep pumpin til all jizz gone, then she asks did you come, that's how thick the condom was. She pulls the cap off hands me some to to swipe off with, I lay down for more massage, she says you're done, I say so your not hourly you're one and done? She says hour up. 40 minutes in. No repeat ever, I don't think your mileage will vary, your mileage will probably suck, but not in a good way. Should have gone to Top Spa! Spin.

Thanks for the heads up spin. Sorry you had to TOFTT I am always hoping for something closer to the west side too. Maybe post in ripoff reports too.

[SpinnerFan]

I had high hopes for an AMP in Aiea. Dream. Crushed. Dream Relaxation is not an AMP, it is in a residential area above Pearl Ridge. Made an apt for the asian girl in pic, got texted the approximate location, then text drama, street park, bla bla bla. Greeted by super small kinda cute MILF mama, i wanted to do her but they show me the asian girl, she looks ok, nothin special, big boobs. I say ok, HF. 60, self showers, light massage on massage table, on the flip she asks for tip up front, she says $. 2 for BJ $ for HJ. I ask for FS, she says no, she sick. Period, WTF. I ask why you working on period you should vacay? She says only two girls work. I offer $ for BBBJ she says $. 2 for CBJ, I should have cut my losses and left, but jr was doing the thinkin, so ok go for CBJ. Take of top and bottom od bikini,to show butchered boob job. The nipples are just scarred horribly, the scars protrude more then the nipple, it felt just bad, didn't want to check puss for blood ,had cut on my hand. Does lame CBJ from sideways angle, no suction at all and the cap was thick as a tire, no feelin at all. I sit at side of bed to get her to kneel in front but she sits on the nearby bed, lazy fuck. I'm doubting I can come like this, so I stand and do the hand behind the neck and try to get some friction goin, she asks HJ? Hell no, keep suckin I say and suck harder, goin into skull fuck mode, finally push the condom off til it's just on the tip and finally HJ. BJ into the cap in her mouth, keep pumpin til all jizz gone, then she asks did you come, that's how thick the condom was. She pulls the cap off hands me some to to swipe off with, I lay down for more massage, she says you're done, I say so your not hourly you're one and done? She says hour up. 40 minutes in. No repeat ever, I don't think your mileage will vary, your mileage will probably suck, but not in a good way. Should have gone to Top Spa! Spin.

[S Hunter]

The trick I use to look back at expired links is I copy the link location, paste into Google, and then click on the down arrow to find the cached version of the link:

http://webcache.googleusercontent.co...&ct=clnk&gl=us

Enjoy the view.

January44.

Well bruddah, my google fu is not as good as yours. I tried opening google, pasted the link and got expired pages. I kinda slow and think I need elementary monger tech 101. Would appreciate your guidance, Sifu.

[KidRobot]

1st review,

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...ider-1/5056121

Just spent a little time with this provider. Pics are not her but the girl who answered the door is almost as good looking. Spent 30 min with her. Started with a little chit chat then her giving me a lapdance with her miniskirt riding up. She asked if I was ready for a massage. She undressed and I laid on my stomach, she began massaging my shoulders / back using baby oil for about 10 min. After back massage I flipped over and she laid next to me and started rubbing her pussy with one hand while stroking jr with the other. After a few minutes of watching her play with herself and stroking jr she sat on my thighs and oiled me up some more and continued to stroke while rubbing her pussy. Stroking was good, her body motion and moaning was sexy. She then turned around so she is sitting on my stomach and rocking back and forth while stroking jr till I popped all over her stomach and hands. She grabbed a warm towel and cleaned me up. May repeat if she's willing to provide FS.

Stats: 5'2-5'5.

Thin, be-cup, 22-26 yo.

Race-Puerto Rican (looks Philippine).

Pro's-Looks, Good massage, good attitude, Allowed hands to roam except Kitty.

Cons-No FS, No touching Kitty.

The name of the girl in the pics is Dawn Jaro. If the provider you saw looked similar, then she must be pretty hot.

[Hornysamowen]

Originally wanted 1. 60 but settled for 1.

Hey, brother you get what you paid for, if you would have given her the full amount, would she have given you full service? How would you rate her looks and body.

[KingMex1]

Dude! This report belongs in the ROB thread. What was the damage for this non sense? 100% of the time when a provider shows a face pic in the add, assume its fake. Always TGTBT.

Originally wanted 1. 60 but settled for 1.

[UkiSlamma]

The trick I use to look back at expired links is I copy the link location, paste into Google, and then click on the down arrow to find the cached version of the link:

http://webcache.googleusercontent.co...&ct=clnk&gl=us

Enjoy the view.

January44.

Damn good tool for a mongers bag of tricks thanks bro. I hope that chick still open for business.

US.

[Hornysamowen]

1st review,

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...ider-1/5056121

Just spent a little time with this provider. Pics are not her but the girl who answered the door is almost as good looking. Spent 30 min with her. Started with a little chit chat then her giving me a lapdance with her miniskirt riding up. She asked if I was ready for a massage. She undressed and I laid on my stomach, she began massaging my shoulders / back using baby oil for about 10 min. After back massage I flipped over and she laid next to me and started rubbing her pussy with one hand while stroking jr with the other. After a few minutes of watching her play with herself and stroking jr she sat on my thighs and oiled me up some more and continued to stroke while rubbing her pussy. Stroking was good, her body motion and moaning was sexy. She then turned around so she is sitting on my stomach and rocking back and forth while stroking jr till I popped all over her stomach and hands. She grabbed a warm towel and cleaned me up. May repeat if she's willing to provide FS.

Stats: 5'2-5'5.

Thin, be-cup, 22-26 yo.

Race-Puerto Rican (looks Philippine).

Pro's-Looks, Good massage, good attitude, Allowed hands to roam except Kitty.

Cons-No FS, No touching Kitty.

Dude! This report belongs in the ROB thread. What was the damage for this non sense? 100% of the time when a provider shows a face pic in the add, assume its fake. Always TGTBT.

[KingMex1]

1st review,

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...ider-1/5056121

Just spent a little time with this provider. Pics are not her but the girl who answered the door is almost as good looking. Spent 30 min with her. Started with a little chit chat then her giving me a lapdance with her miniskirt riding up. She asked if I was ready for a massage. She undressed and I laid on my stomach, she began massaging my shoulders / back using baby oil for about 10 min. After back massage I flipped over and she laid next to me and started rubbing her pussy with one hand while stroking jr with the other. After a few minutes of watching her play with herself and stroking jr she sat on my thighs and oiled me up some more and continued to stroke while rubbing her pussy. Stroking was good, her body motion and moaning was sexy. She then turned around so she is sitting on my stomach and rocking back and forth while stroking jr till I popped all over her stomach and hands. She grabbed a warm towel and cleaned me up. May repeat if she's willing to provide FS.

Stats: 5'2-5'5.

Thin, be-cup, 22-26 yo.

Race-Puerto Rican (looks Philippine).

Pro's-Looks, Good massage, good attitude, Allowed hands to roam except Kitty.

Cons-No FS, No touching Kitty.

[Comp Dude 35]

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...et-tet/5043653

The pics and the fact that she is rated pulled me in. Remarkably positive GFE attitude; just about a 10. Damage is 150 hh, 200 hour. I went for the latter. HUGE but very hanging natural boobage was simply fantastic for Russian experience. CBJ was extended and enthusiastic but sadly toothy. She really likes to be pounded in all positions. The real surprise was when I went to go DS, she automatically and without asking stuck it up her ass! I couldn't get full thrusts most of the time, but when I could, it was great. Looks 8 (beautiful African face, slightly thick body with nice butt), service 8 (as above), attitude 10 (really friendly, real girl friend for the hour). She's back in SF but may return in December. Though not perfect, she's really kind of a gem, especially at AMP rates.

Sent you a PM on this one; appreciate any 411 on it.

Mahalo!

CD35.