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[Bunker Buster]

More like 95% and we are generally either out of shape and / or not that good looking. Just think if you were on the other side of a closed door and had to fuck and lick any pussy that came to the door regardless of looks or hygiene.

Just a thought.

And probably why I also get UGFE so often from girls that others say are non-GFE. I stay in reasonably good shape, and make sure I've showered, flossed, and brushed within an hour or two of going to meet a girl. If it's been longer, I'll jump her in shower and do a quick rinse of the combat zones, then rinse with mouthwash.

When I see ten reviews that say "not GFE at all" of a girl that lets me finish anywhere and anyhow, I figure there are some differences in presentation, hygiene, attitude, and generosity.

Free advice to my competition: cleanliness counts, and treat them like ladies, not tramps. They really hate guys who talk down to them, want to get rough, and think that they enjoy when you "smack that ass. " If you enjoy pretending you're in a porn movie, have fun, but I'm getting three times the GFE at half of what you're paying. Really.

[Vamassage Fan]

So I saw her ads on BP and then I got an email from her, I had requested info from her before. She offered a special 30 min rate. Very cute Asian (from Philly) but she is working off other old reviews. She was late, then rushed, then did not provide what was agreed upon. I would avoid if I were you. It was funny because she sent me a txt / email later offering a discount on our next session for a good review. Really? I wonder how many guys go for that. She has recently deleted her BP ad but here is her website. http://lucysmagic.wix.com/lucy.

The girl who is now using this name "Lucy" is not the same girl as the one who originally used that name. The older reviews on other sites are for the original "Lucy" - the original left that agency and went elsewhere, but the agency has made a substitution and getting business off old Lucy's great reviews. Veterans can pm me for the scoop on what old Lucy is now doing.

[Qasian]

More like 95% and we are generally either out of shape and / or not that good looking. Just think if you were on the other side of a closed door and had to fuck and lick any pussy that came to the door regardless of looks or hygiene.

Just a thought.

That's the first semi-coherent statement DI has made in his 30 years on this board. Must have ran out of fermented titty milk at his house. Good work DI!

[Drunker Irish]

I have to say that at least 25% of the girls / providers that sell themselves have contempt for the men that they are selling themselves to.These girls have contempt for us because they know that some of us are cheating on our wives and girlfriends, and so they think that we are terrible men, therefore the contempt. Another reason these women have contempt for us is because they think that we HAVE to pay a woman for the sex.

More like 95% and we are generally either out of shape and / or not that good looking. Just think if you were on the other side of a closed door and had to fuck and lick any pussy that came to the door regardless of looks or hygiene.

Just a thought.

[Ymmv Alot]

I recall a discussion years ago on the board about tearing the fee in half -- and providing an envelop with half of the torn bills at the start and the 2nd half at the end of the session (or not).

For me, I think a better tactic is what JmSttr and others recommended -- visit providers with good reviews (there are plenty of providers and plenty of reviews).

I would add the same advice regarding the various spa / see-AMP / K-AMP, etc. Locations. If you are unfamiliar, visit the ones that are reviewed well / If you are familiar and you still have a negative experience, "caveat emptor" -- and post a review to warn others.

It also helps to have realistic expectations (which can also be gleaned from these pages).

YMMV Alot.

[Brilliant7]

She has two reviews and they each mention her mechanical and unprofessional attitude. They also both specifically mention being rushed for time (one pd for a full hr and got 10 minutes, the other pd for a full hr and got 25 minutes).

Here's what I don't understand: if you see a provider with good reviews, you stand a pretty good chance of having a good to excellent session; if you see a provider with no reviews, you're rolling the dice and you have no idea whether you'll get a good, average or bad session; but if you see a provider with poor reviews, all the odds say that you are likely to have a sh*t session (and that's exactly what you experienced).

Don't know what makes some mongers think that somehow they're going to get a good (or even decent) session from a provider with bad reviews. Not only did you waste time and money, it was absolutely predictable that you would.

IMHO, there are enough providers out there with decent reviews that there is never a good reason for seeing one with a bad rep. And, if you're attracted by the pics (assuming they're not fake), then better to take a chance on an unreviewed provider than one who you know does not provide good service. At least a roll of the dice with an unreviewed provider has some chance of a positive outcome whereas a bad provider will always disappoint.

Well, I did not read the whole review, only the summaries. From the summaries, it looked like the reviews were hit or miss.

This girl uses fake pictures and several numbers. She has bleached blonde hair and big fake boobs on a petite body. She is not a bad looking girl, but she needs to find a new job or go back to dancing.

I believe that this is one her ads with fake pictures also: http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ie-22/15824746.

Emily: 917 809 1531.

Again, from the summary, it looks like two decent reviews.

Anyway, live and learn. I will be more careful, next time.

[Propilot]

Her service wasn't all that great either, and she lost it when I used her soap to wash up. That's how you can tell which ones have contempt for the guys they see; you were contaminating her soap.

And how did you get past the tranny-style eyebrows on that one?

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...image=15962167

I have to say that at least 25% of the girls / providers that sell themselves have contempt for the men that they are selling themselves to. They want the money from us, but they hate sucking and fucking strange dicks for the money, therefore contempt. These girls have contempt for us because they know that some of us are cheating on our wives and girlfriends, and so they think that we are terrible men, therefore the contempt. Another reason these women have contempt for us is because they think that we HAVE to pay a woman for the sex. That we could not get women or sex from a woman otherwise. Nothing can be further from the truth in some of these cases.

Brillant7,you did exactly what that provider wanted you to do. She made you so disgusted with her that you actually left and she got free money from you. This a common tactic that many women / bad providers that have contempt for men, use to get the man out the door and get his money by barely providing services to him. There is a counter tactic for this, but you have had to use this maneuver as soon as you enter the room. I will not share this counter tactic publicly until I consult with a couple of seniors on this forum. The reason is because the providers read this forum, and I do not want them to know.

Actually Brillant7,you put yourself in a no win position. She wanted you to get mad and go and you were not going to any money returned to you. You could not call the cops for reasons that are obvious. This woman has the ultimate contempt because she knew what she was going to do to you before you ever entered her room. As it has been said before on this board, if a provider has bad reviews, DO NOT go to see them. This provider has learned this tactic / behavior from a pimp, manager, or other providers and you will NOT be able to change that behavior, no matter what kind of stud that you think you are.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[JmSuttr]

The reviews on ThE otheR site mentioned a business like attitude. So, I only risked a short stay. Glad that I only paid for a short stay.

When I walked into the room, I we started to get down to business. She took the money, and put it away. She went straight in for CBJ. The only small talk was that she is from Vegas, and she works in Vegas on the weekends as a dancer. She has big fake boobs.

After about 60 seconds of CBJ, she wanted to get on with it. So, I suggested mish. We did that for about three minutes, then, she wanted to switch. I said, "Wait a minute. " But, she insisted. She said, "This is not play time! This is business. " I said that if you need more money, I can pay you more. But, she said, "You should have paid more from the beginning. " She said, "It is time for you to pop. " I had literally been in the room for six minutes.

After all that attitude, I lost all interest. I got up and checked the clock on my cell phone. Seven minutes had passed since I entered the room.

I went to the bathroom to shower, and she shouted wipes only.

Anyway, I would not recommend. She has a major attitude, and it was a waste of time and money.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...-w-21/15688347

Brittany.

424 XXX 9770.

She has two reviews and they each mention her mechanical and unprofessional attitude. They also both specifically mention being rushed for time (one pd for a full hr and got 10 minutes, the other pd for a full hr and got 25 minutes).

Here's what I don't understand: if you see a provider with good reviews, you stand a pretty good chance of having a good to excellent session; if you see a provider with no reviews, you're rolling the dice and you have no idea whether you'll get a good, average or bad session; but if you see a provider with poor reviews, all the odds say that you are likely to have a sh*t session (and that's exactly what you experienced).

Don't know what makes some mongers think that somehow they're going to get a good (or even decent) session from a provider with bad reviews. Not only did you waste time and money, it was absolutely predictable that you would.

IMHO, there are enough providers out there with decent reviews that there is never a good reason for seeing one with a bad rep. And, if you're attracted by the pics (assuming they're not fake), then better to take a chance on an unreviewed provider than one who you know does not provide good service. At least a roll of the dice with an unreviewed provider has some chance of a positive outcome whereas a bad provider will always disappoint.

[Brilliant7]

The reviews on ThE otheR site mentioned a business like attitude. So, I only risked a short stay. Glad that I only paid for a short stay.

When I walked into the room, I we started to get down to business. She took the money, and put it away. She went straight in for CBJ. The only small talk was that she is from Vegas, and she works in Vegas on the weekends as a dancer. She has big fake boobs.

After about 60 seconds of CBJ, she wanted to get on with it. So, I suggested mish. We did that for about three minutes, then, she wanted to switch. I said, "Wait a minute. " But, she insisted. She said, "This is not play time! This is business. " I said that if you need more money, I can pay you more. But, she said, "You should have paid more from the beginning. " She said, "It is time for you to pop. " I had literally been in the room for six minutes.

After all that attitude, I lost all interest. I got up and checked the clock on my cell phone. Seven minutes had passed since I entered the room.

I went to the bathroom to shower, and she shouted wipes only.

Anyway, I would not recommend. She has a major attitude, and it was a waste of time and money.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...-w-21/15688347

Brittany.

424 XXX 9770.

[Bunker Buster]

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...an-22/15894091

After I finish we talked for a while, when in the bathroom to clean up, she scream and said don't use my soap I was like what? LOL.

Her service wasn't all that great either, and she lost it when I used her soap to wash up. That's how you can tell which ones have contempt for the guys they see; you were contaminating her soap.

And how did you get past the tranny-style eyebrows on that one?

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...image=15962167

[Bunker Buster]

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...pi-23/15844953

Well I am looking to see if any one has any info on this one? I did the search and no review lots of pic, how about the to s t reviews are they any good? I haven't gone wrong on that yet, but still curious.

It will save you a lot of time and make a lot of questions unnecessary. Image search brought up pix being used in California 2 months ago, and the girl is still advertising out there today with the same number.

http://myproviderguide.com/oakland/6094745

http://merced.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...750-24/7449613

Latinas in Falls Church use fake pix about 95% of the time.

That TOS site is complete garbage. The "reviews" are just random sentences thrown together, and always rave about how great the girl is.

[Bunker Buster]

Longtime lurker, first report. I just checked this out and the pictures are legit:http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...a-25/15419498. Might be the nicest ass I've ever seen. From a pure ass perspective, it was worth the trip. Only did the 15 because the image searches were a little spotty. Found only found a few ads in a two month period of time. That said, I wish I brought more. Everything covered and there's definitely a pump and dump feel to the operation. There is also a substantial barrier. Be prepared to whip out the Google translator. Location is relatively safe. I don't see myself becoming a regular, but I will definitely check her out once in a while just for that ass. If you're into Latinas, she's definitely worth seeing once. Just moved into the area and to have more "fictional" accounts of my adventures moving forward.

It's best to put links entirely on their own line, otherwise the software might add a period at the end (as happened here), making the link unworkable. Here's a working link:

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...na-25/15419498

Before you hit Upload Report, hit Preview Report first, and look over your post to make sure links are OK, and you haven't used any abbreviations that the software turns into strange words. For example, when people try writing the Southern plural of "you all," it ends up as "why'all".

[Brock Sampson]

Unfortunately, over my time as a hobbyist, I've had to learn that when a provider (especially one with no reviews and questionable pics) asks you to come to a location WITHOUT giving you an actualize hotel address, 9 times out of 10 they will flake on you. The exceptions are usually the Asian and latina condos. What happened was, she was going to flake all along but didn't want to tell you directly.

This is actually a GOOD thing. What the provider is actually saying is "Hey man, save your money. You don't wanna fuck with me. I'm not worth it." And they're not. Good providers won't waste your time like this.

In this situation, you kindly ask again, saying that you are coming a long way, thereby assuring her that you won't flake. If she still doesn't (claiming safety or something), then politely tell her you'll call someone else and hang up. You can take a chance ONLY if the provider is in the same town or very close by. Even better, always have numbers of other providers in that general area that you will see if she flakes. I go out with 10 different numbers and have them bitches ranked, who I'll call first, second, etc. - haha.

As for screening questions: If she asked about your race, then she thought you could be black, so she would flake. If she asked your profession and it didn't "sound" like you made good money, she would flake. If she asked your age: any number too high or too low, she would flake. It could merely have been the sound of your voice.

You have to factor ALL of these things when you spend your hard earned money with these girls. Many times, these girls are not very smart, and are being coached by a "manager" to follow a script, which they relay to them, and THEY make the final decision. Also don't take it personally and don't get butthurt if they actually tell you over the phone. It's just business and that is better than nothing.

However, when they have you drive way out and then flake or they purposely send you to the wrong hotel, you are doing the right thing by putting her on blast here. Using the other board will have a greater impact though.

Pics are fake anyway. The Google image search takes you all over the place.

[Utwogood]

Even though this young lady had no reviews or any trace of posting a previous ad, I took a chance. It was a waste of time.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...or-20/14366990

Phone: 2064590445.

We spoke on the telephone, and she asked me a few questions. Then, she told me to come to Springfield Mall. I went to the mall, and gave her a call. She sounded nice enough of the telephone, but she seemed not to remember me, when I called for a second time. I reminded her that I called 25 minute earlier. Then, she said that she would text me her location. But, no text came. I sent her a text, then, I tried calling. But, she telephone call went to voicemail. Never heard from her. What a waste of time.

Unfortunately, over my time as a hobbyist, I've had to learn that when a provider (especially one with no reviews and questionable pics) asks you to come to a location WITHOUT giving you an actual hotel address, 9 times out of 10 they will flake on you. The exceptions are usually the Asian and latina condos. What happened was, she was going to flake all along but didn't want to tell you directly.

This is actually a GOOD thing. What the provider is actually saying is "Hey man, save your money. You don't wanna fuck with me. I'm not worth it." And they're not. Good providers won't waste your time like this.

In this situation, you kindly ask again, saying that you are coming a long way, thereby assuring her that you won't flake. If she still doesn't (claiming safety or something), then politely tell her you'll call someone else and hang up. You can take a chance ONLY if the provider is in the same town or very close by. Even better, always have numbers of other providers in that general area that you will see if she flakes. I go out with 10 different numbers and have them bitches ranked, who I'll call first, second, etc. - haha.

As for screening questions: If she asked about your race, then she thought you could be black, so she would flake. If she asked your profession and it didn't "sound" like you made good money, she would flake. If she asked your age: any number too high or too low, she would flake. It could merely have been the sound of your voice.

You have to factor ALL of these things when you spend your hard earned money with these girls. Many times, these girls are not very smart, and are being coached by a "manager" to follow a script, which they relay to them, and THEY make the final decision. Also don't take it personally and don't get butthurt if they actually tell you over the phone. It's just business and that is better than nothing.

However, when they have you drive way out and then flake or they purposely send you to the wrong hotel, you are doing the right thing by putting her on blast here. Using the other board will have a greater impact though.

[Brock Sampson]

Marlo she is legit. I have seen her twice before. She is really laid back and not a clock watcher. Both times were fun. Her rates run about. 2 above standard.

I've seen her reviews on another board and the report was legit. Reviewer also said she was a little smaller than her pics made her seem. This was few months ago tho.