Non-Asian Massage Parlor Reports

**NorthShore123** · 10-26-14 10:40

Been in hibernation for a little bit. Hit up options the other month again hoping to see Rosie and she wasn't there and now I read she's prob not coming back. I'm looking for some help from my seniors to helpe out with a new go to spot. I'm in he Northshore area. Pref looking for a spot that offers a prostate massage.

**Chuggo** · 10-26-14 09:01

http://boston.backpage.com/BodyRubs/...nd-42/27596982

Saw the above Cambodian girl in Lowell 2 weeks ago. Didn't know she was Cambodian going in. Works out of her living room in a cramped 2nd floor of 2 family in Lowell. Lot of neighbors on the street didn't like the setup at all. Cute girl gave a below average massage. At the flip asks if I'm interested in 'tantra' translation expensive HJ. I was there so I agreed. She actually has a good technique but all clothes stayed on and no OTC allowed. Way to expensive 80 + 80, horrible setup. Will not repeat. New to the hobby and already addicted despite striking out 3 in a row lately.

**Kinfolk** · 10-26-14 05:39

Originally Posted by Chuggo [View Original Post]

http://boston.backpage.com/BodyRubs/...ge-35/27661055

First time poster. Long time lurker. Many thanks to all those that share.

Saw the blonde from above ad. Small store front in Malden. After revisiting the pictures definitely her but she is heavier than pictures would suggest. Used some camera voodoo. $80 for hour. Offered oil or lotion. Very quite and mechanical. Massage was more of a soft rub. On the flip offered $60 topless ending. Big and soft up top, free access offered. Didn't attempt access below given her distant / absent mood. Would only repeat in a pinch. The space has 2 rooms asked if she worked with someone and she said no but when I was leaving door to other room was clothed and I thought I heard soft voices.

Lisa has been reviewed / reported on here before. 2003/2004 her place was called Self-day Spa. Given her attitude then it's no wonder it's called that. Your better off doing it yourself and saving yourself the money and time.

Kinfolk.

**Adobe** · 10-26-14 02:30

Originally Posted by BigHead [View Original Post]

I do not remember reading any reviews about her, so decided to visit her anyway since she is close by.

Came to her spot but she never answered the phone.

WTF?

http://massachusetts.backpage.com/Bo...un-36/27602538

-BH.

You were lucky, Big Head. She's got the figure of an upside-down pear; add 10 years to the picture in her ad in which she looks oldest, or double her age based on the photo in which she looks youngest (same answer); her complexion is the hue of burnt toast (tanning booth overdose); she offers a fully clothed TFP HJ (that's a handjob offered remotely, as if by a Ten Foot Pole); and her attitude is to get you out of there before the door has a chance to slam shut after you've just walked in (think about it).

She's a top five contender for one of the worst five providers in my rather lengthy experience. At least with the fake-implant chick who wore the latex gloves you got a view and a little bit of time. With Samantha you get a skittish, distant, rush-rush-rush yank-and-pull that makes you wish you'd just done in yourself in the parking lot and saved the several Jacksons.

Yeah, you were lucky, pal.

**Kenny9370** · 10-25-14 23:16

Originally Posted by BigHead [View Original Post]

I do not remember reading any reviews about her, so decided to visit her anyway since she is close by.

Came to her spot but she never answered the phone.

WTF?

http://massachusetts.backpage.com/Bo...un-36/27602538

-BH.

Glad it worked out that way. All the reviews I read say to stay away from her.

**Big Head** · 10-25-14 22:52

I do not remember reading any reviews about her, so decided to visit her anyway since she is close by.

Came to her spot but she never answered the phone.

WTF?

http://massachusetts.backpage.com/Bo...un-36/27602538

-BH.

**Chuggo** · 10-25-14 15:11

http://boston.backpage.com/BodyRubs/...ub-31/20413577

Saw the Brazilian in the ad above. Works out of a hair salon in Salem. Appears she's the only one there. She's less attractive in person. No massage to speak of. I brushed her leg a few minutes in and she said flip. Off came her clothes. Good manual ending liberal roaming top and bottom. Got the sense more was available but was only interested in HE. Disappointed I was in and out in 25 minutes. Paid $80 for the hour. Didn't ask for a tip. Probably won't repeat because Salem in inconvenient.

**Chuggo** · 10-24-14 10:10

http://boston.backpage.com/BodyRubs/...ge-35/27661055

First time poster. Long time lurker. Many thanks to all those that share.

Saw the blonde from above ad. Small store front in Malden. After revisiting the pictures definitely her but she is heavier than pictures would suggest. Used some camera voodoo. $80 for hour. Offered oil or lotion. Very quite and mechanical. Massage was more of a soft rub. On the flip offered $60 topless ending. Big and soft up top, free access offered. Didn't attempt access below given her distant / absent mood. Would only repeat in a pinch. The space has 2 rooms asked if she worked with someone and she said no but when I was leaving door to other room was clothed and I thought I heard soft voices.

**BeaverHunter44** · 10-24-14 10:04

Originally Posted by Knottellin [View Original Post]

Thanks to the fellow mongers who helped me find our friends in Everett.

I visited there this week and drew Andrea, a definite hottie with an ass to die for. Those Brazilian asses are the reason I wanted to check out Option to begin with.

The slightly mechanical approach, the rock hard bolt ons and big asks on the upsell didn't work for me though. Ultimately I just couldn't connect.

Is she representative of the gals at that location or is it worth trying again with someone else?

P.S. I've seen Steph in Chelsea a number of times. Not the most attractive girl but always delivers great bang for the buck and really focuses on you leaving very pleased.

I also drew Andrea at options who is hot hot hot, the upsell was way too much plus I did not have the cash on me.

**Le Freak** · 10-24-14 00:20

Originally Posted by Rito1 [View Original Post]

http://boston.backpage.com/Therapeut...seuse/20751144

Stephine in Chelsea. Great girl.

She's gotten bigger since those photos.

**Erokejs** · 10-23-14 23:08

I've been out of state and laying low for a bit. Back in town for a bit and going to hit a couple of places up this week. Looking to locate Danielle and Gianna formerly of ABC spas and Brockton. Anyone have any intel on where these two might be. I'd appreciate the info.

**Knottellin** · 10-23-14 15:14

Thanks to the fellow mongers who helped me find our friends in Everett.

I visited there this week and drew Andrea, a definite hottie with an ass to die for. Those Brazilian asses are the reason I wanted to check out Option to begin with.

The slightly mechanical approach, the rock hard bolt ons and big asks on the upsell didn't work for me though. Ultimately I just couldn't connect.

Is she representative of the gals at that location or is it worth trying again with someone else?

P.S. I've seen Steph in Chelsea a number of times. Not the most attractive girl but always delivers great bang for the buck and really focuses on you leaving very pleased.

**Brazzo** · 10-23-14 14:16

This girl Jessica runs that place out of her appartment and is very low volume. She has a regular job I think as well. If the ad is not up that day they are not open and they cater to regulars first. They must be seeking more clients if they continue to advertise but it sounds like nobody can get a hold of her. I have had luck by texting and usually get a response pretty quick but I have known this girl going back quite a bit to when she worked at Essentials in Revere. Supposedly another girl works there from time to time but I have yet to see her. My advice is to send a text and say you were a client back at Lantern Road and she will probably get right back to you. Service is pretty good and looks are slightly above average but this is not the holy grail of massage joints by any means.

Originally Posted by YLonen [View Original Post]

Hi, have called this number for the past 3 weeks and thus far has never been answered.

I see posts that this place is great and worth it. Ridiculous that they never answer the phone, ever.

Can anyone tell me how to get an appointment there? Thanks guys.

http://boston.backpage.com/BodyRubs/...ls-22/27812239

**JohnBoy69** · 10-22-14 21:33

Katie. Reading 93/95 44 yo. XXX-XXX-4249?

Rachael. 36 yo. XXX-XXX-2419?

I will reciprocate. Just didn't want to waste my precious time.

**PIB629** · 10-22-14 20:36

Originally Posted by YLonen [View Original Post]

Hi, have called this number for the past 3 weeks and thus far has never been answered.

I see posts that this place is great and worth it. Ridiculous that they never answer the phone, ever.

Can anyone tell me how to get an appointment there? Thanks guys.

http://boston.backpage.com/BodyRubs/...ls-22/27812239

Ha! Noob! I've been calling the past 2 months without answer!