Massage Parlor Reports

**Big Daddy Don** · 10-24-14 06:36

Thanks for the welcome back PC. Well, perhaps I'll give the Cap another look after a while. Give them a chance for rotations.

And yes I dearly miss the glory days of DC and of old HWC and the like in PWC. Sad times.

**Pcpc1688** · 10-23-14 20:31

Originally Posted by BigDaddyDon [View Original Post]

Finally decided to swing by Capital this afternoon and check it out. Short fat girl lead me back to a room. I asked who the provider would be and she looked surprised and said it would be her. I asked if anyone else was working. She drew out an even older uglier woman and told me it was the two of them. I had to pass.

Will track down my ATF tomorrow.

BDD.

Don.

Nice to see you back bro. Miss the glory days of DC LOL. Btw who is the ATF these days ? Pm good

That ugly little witch is the manager of all things who does massa as needed. Never liked her either way.

It was always a good place but lately just bad.

PC out.

**Roamin Roman** · 10-23-14 13:45

Originally Posted by Jlobby [View Original Post]

Hello Fellows,

I'm seeking intel about those long running advertisements on BP that seem to be some kind of LMP in the Herndon / Sterling / Dulles area. The outfit always seems to switch around locations and change its name. (Hush Therapy, Vibe, Sin, Dulles Therapy etc). Can't seem to find any legit info on them but they look interesting. I asked before, a few weeks ago at the end of a review I did but got no reply. Figured it was worth asking again. Anyone able to shed light on this place?

Happy Hunting!

I hate to break the news to you, amigo, but until you post a few solid review with actionable intel, thereby establishing some "board cred", you're going to find the fellows on this forum understandably reluctant to share much with you. The reason is, with two postings to your credit (both asking for intel), you are an unknown quantity to us. You might be a LEO troll who's not looking to help those LMPs you mention.

There's also the cost of that intel. Other members got their info through the expenditure of their own valuable time and hard-earned money. Until you demonstrate a willingness and an ability to go out and do some of your own research, why should anyone hand you something on the proverbial silver platter? Also, you haven't mentioned whether you bothered to do any reading of all the previous reports that mongers have generously shared. Don't take it personally; it's not meant that way. It simply the valid rationale of seeing whether the new member is actually someone who wants to participate in the hobby, rather than a LEO or a lazy leech.

My recommendation: Get in touch with some of those LMPs that pique your curiosity, visit a couple, and then report back here with your findings. Repeat, as necessary, until you build up a good reputation as being someone who obtains and shares good information (not just plain old information). Eventually, you'll find that more board members will be willing to take you into their confidences. It's like Desert Pete used to say: "You've got to give before you get. ".

Now, go forth and take a few for the team, and tell us what you find. Good luck, and stay safe.

Roamin' Roman.

**Wahooboy94** · 10-22-14 23:24

Returned to Edsall this past Saturday night. What can I say, I really enjoy seeing Ms. Vicki! It had been a few months and I was her last customer of the night. Good table shower followed by good massage and an excellent ending for both. Not the best massage in the world, but I do enjoy the stay.

**Big Daddy Don** · 10-22-14 18:55

Finally decided to swing by Capital this afternoon and check it out. Short fat girl lead me back to a room. I asked who the provider would be and she looked surprised and said it would be her. I asked if anyone else was working. She drew out an even older uglier woman and told me it was the two of them. I had to pass.

Will track down my ATF tomorrow.

BDD.

**Jlobby** · 10-22-14 13:44

Hello Fellows,

I'm seeking intel about those long running advertisements on BP that seem to be some kind of LMP in the Herndon / Sterling / Dulles area. The outfit always seems to switch around locations and change its name. (Hush Therapy, Vibe, Sin, Dulles Therapy etc). Can't seem to find any legit info on them but they look interesting. I asked before, a few weeks ago at the end of a review I did but got no reply. Figured it was worth asking again. Anyone able to shed light on this place?

Happy Hunting!

**Pcpc1688** · 10-22-14 12:59

Originally Posted by HappyGuy2 [View Original Post]

It was so good yesterday that I went back TODAY. Had good night dreams. Had the time and the $.

But, left unhappy. Started off real nice. GFE. Talking playing touching mutual feeling. I had left in plain view the. 6 on the side table as was requested yesterday. To avoid any negotiations that kill the mood (for me). She said "massage me" and I did on her back. Lots of fun. Then my turn and some back walking which I need and then some hugging stuff. Mostly OTC, and some under. Asked her and tried to undo bra for some kissing of beautiful (I imagined) full breasts. She leans close to my ear and said: 1 $. I said "your kidding. I thought you loved me. " So no progress and so turned off that nothing really worked well as she tried the NOVA. When 60 minutes up, she said "want some water". And that was it.

When she left room for water, I took. 2 back off the table leaving. 4 tip. Total cost. 6 + . 4 = $ I left feeling she thinks I was rich and a sucker. She is wrong. I am only rich. I guess it was fun while it lasted.

In response to several PM's: It is Relax in Oakton on Hunter Mill Road. Provider was Anna. A nice 25 yr old sweet attractive good masseuse. Go for some fun but beware of greedy potential up sell. $ for what? Nothing. Quite a tease! I like to play fair and on the table (no pun intended). But not taken for a ride. Maybe she thought I was hooked and would pay anything for anything. My big head kicked in and said WTF, no.

Best of Luck. PM me if you have young slim friendly suggestions for safe fun.

Happy Guy 2.

2.

100 for not much more than a massage is not that smart but hey your rich so it doesn't hurt as bad right?

Anyway, there are rarely any worthwhile HJs here in NOVA for less than 140. Which I would just go to my video library. Hah.

PC out.

**Kijimuna** · 10-22-14 12:22

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

I hit up an old Chinese syndicate spot in LoCo, off of E. Holly. Luckily most of the businesses were closed on Sunday so no need to do a "walk of shame" LOL Just average noVA experience but she took direction well. I didn't see Anna there, who migrated over from Swan just down the road, several months ago. Maybe she moved on? My provider was ok looking (the only one there) but nothing to brag about. It's a good back-up spot.

Anna told me that she was going back to the old Swan location at the end of October.

**Serpico99** · 10-21-14 16:05

I hit up an old Chinese syndicate spot in LoCo, off of E. Holly. Luckily most of the businesses were closed on Sunday so no need to do a "walk of shame" LOL Just average noVA experience but she took direction well. I didn't see Anna there, who migrated over from Swan just down the road, several months ago. Maybe she moved on? My provider was ok looking (the only one there) but nothing to brag about. It's a good back-up spot.

**Happy Guy 2** · 10-19-14 21:26

Originally Posted by HappyGuy2 [View Original Post]

Visited CAMP in NoVA. Nice slim sweet 25 yr old provider. Shockingly nice and satisfying. My type. +Little shy (Seniors can PM me for details.).

Happy Guy 2.

It was so good yesterday that I went back TODAY. Had good night dreams. Had the time and the $.

But, left unhappy. Started off real nice. GFE. Talking playing touching mutual feeling. I had left in plain view the. 6 on the side table as was requested yesterday. To avoid any negotiations that kill the mood (for me). She said "massage me" and I did on her back. Lots of fun. Then my turn and some back walking which I need and then some hugging stuff. Mostly OTC, and some under. Asked her and tried to undo bra for some kissing of beautiful (I imagined) full breasts. She leans close to my ear and said: 1 $. I said "your kidding. I thought you loved me. " So no progress and so turned off that nothing really worked well as she tried the NOVA. When 60 minutes up, she said "want some water". And that was it.

When she left room for water, I took. 2 back off the table leaving. 4 tip. Total cost. 6 + . 4 = $ I left feeling she thinks I was rich and a sucker. She is wrong. I am only rich. I guess it was fun while it lasted.

In response to several PM's: It is Relax in Oakton on Hunter Mill Road. Provider was Anna. A nice 25 yr old sweet attractive good masseuse. Go for some fun but beware of greedy potential up sell. $ for what? Nothing. Quite a tease! I like to play fair and on the table (no pun intended). But not taken for a ride. Maybe she thought I was hooked and would pay anything for anything. My big head kicked in and said WTF, no.

Best of Luck. PM me if you have young slim friendly suggestions for safe fun.

Happy Guy 2.

2.

**Happy Guy 2** · 10-18-14 19:12

Visited CAMP in NoVA. Nice slim sweet 25 yr old provider. Shockingly nice and satisfying. My type. +Little shy (Seniors can PM me for details.).

Happy Guy 2.

**Happy Guy 2** · 10-17-14 02:32

Originally Posted by Heelman69 [View Original Post]

Saw this fine young lady:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Bod...pm-28/12526279

I just came into a bit of a windfall, so I splurged and went for the Gold Nuru pkg. Pics are accurate and they are her. She is taller than I expected, very long legs, nice looking and a fine ass. So the session starts with a shower, she is soaping me up and paying a good amount of attention to the boys. I'm feeling her up all over and she has a nice body. She pulls a few stripper moves kinda dancing around (as much as can be done in a typical shower / tub). Then we move to the bed. She has nuru gel, it is super slippery. I have never done that before and it is nice and sexy. She body slides all over me working me up and down while also humping my ass, my calves and my ankles. Later, I flip and she works the front. She is good about teasing me to the edge, but not taking me too far. Finally, she works the anaconda and slips her finger gingerly into my ass. I have tried prostate massage a couple of times, but it has never been done so well. I thoroughly enjoyed myself, overall the session was great, but I doubt I'd spend so much again, maybe I'd go for one of the more modest packages.

Thanks Heelman. Took your suggestion late Thursday morning.

Nyomi was delightful, safe, sweet, warm. Friendly, great chemistry and focused on making you happy. So much so (since I was slow) that we went way over in time. First time I tried an independent and it was wonderful. LE she said was not a concern since she did not provide sex, just a wild Nuru and Tantric massage and did not work out of a hotel, but her home. So they don't care. I asked, as I was a little paranoid and why wasn't she also concerned.

Relative to the money, I put $$ in an envelope and thinking back, it was less cost per hour than the typical AMP and much, much better and high quality, a great value considering the services and she spoke good English so we communicated a lot. A shower together before and one after We went to heaven. No tip, no issues, discussed it. Not greedy. Just a wonderful experience and fun and satisfying. Recommend her highly, treat her nice and respectfully and she is a winner and worth it!

Other proven recommendations appreciated. Which I realize is hard since I am a newbie here. PM if you want, or, share for all our happiness. I told her I got her name off a good review and she appreciated that she was appreciated and did not mind the postings. Myself, I am interested in sexy hot fun but not FS types or any risky business. I can't understand how some do DATY, but I guess we all do what we want.

Happy Guy 2.

**Heelman69** · 10-16-14 17:54

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

IMHO, unless you've seen a provider before and experienced her "premium" package, it's generally better to start off at the lower end of the service scale. Then, assuming you think the available upgrades are worth the extra $, you are in a stronger position to negotiate a discount. Since she's already scheduled you for an allotted amount of time, it's to her benefit to get as much $ out of you as she can for that hour. But if you use the big head and negotiate (politely, of course) by saying you hadn't planned to spend that much, only brought a certain amount of cash, etc. , or some other reason you're reluctant to upgrade, a good provider may upgrade you for less because she wants you to come back again.

As always, YMMV, but I've never had a problem upgrading with good providers (except for when extending a session causes a schedule conflict) because they want happy clients and repeat business. And if a provider cops an attitude for any reason, then she's not someone I would repeat with anyway.

P.S. Some of the above observations also pertain to providers with "a la carte" pricing models (like most of the girls who advertise on wix.com, etc.). I hate "a la carte" pricing with a passion and I steer clear of those providers for that reason. Their goal is to get you in the door and then upsell you for every possible extra they can. The oThER site is full of reviews from mongers who paid 300+ for a freaking HJ! But, if you're one of those who just has to try Elena Nuru or one of those types of providers, you're better off to start with the basic package and, using the big head, trying to negotiate any upgrades.

Happy hunting and stay safe!

JM;.

I agree, I almost ALWAYS will tell a gal, "hey, let's do the half hour just to get acquainted. " Then you can feel them out for how they deliver on attitude and quality of service as well as what's on the menu. Of course, what usually happens to me is that they figure out I'm a nice guy and not LE or a thug or an asshole, so I usually get the full treatment thereafter, for the lower price. I, too hate "a la carte" and avoid that like the clap. As I stated, I came into a windfall and wanted to treat myself and I was very pleased with the service. I just don't really ever spend more than about. 8 - $. 2 for a GFE (with CFS, of course). You can negotiate down, you just have to tell them that all you have is X this time or ask for a "short time" because you have an appointment or meeting scheduled and that resets the whole framework. Anyway, thanks for the comments.

**Happy Guy 2** · 10-15-14 20:14

Thanks all for your replies and insight.

I was worried when requesting an hour, they feel that they make much more tips for 2 half hour guys. Or maybe they are happy for what they get. On Sunset place, got old friendly provider that smelled of smoke that did the hour in 45 and asked for more tip than. 4. I said what? . and smiled. Think they are trained to ask for more no matter what. Agree half hour is too rushed to get in mood. For me.

Happy Guy 2.

**Serpico99** · 10-15-14 16:01

Originally Posted by HappyGuy2 [View Original Post]

New poster, long time hobbyist in NoVA. Visited some good, some bad. Ugly or fat is where I draw the line. Mentally does not work. NOW THE QUESTION: Does half hour say you want to get down to business? I usually go for hour and it is sometimes like a cat and mouse game. I do like a hard massage but also a smile. Have had good luck. So, does the 1/2 hour say HAPPY to the providers? (Since no one I know would want a 1/2 hour real massage.) Thanks -Respond her, e experienced folks, or PM. We all need to learn what makes sense for everyone involved.

Happy Guy 2.

My experience is with most of the Korean AMPs (KAMPs) I visited, an hour = 45 minutes or less, a lot of times the provider being lazy and just wants to get tipped and have the session over as quickly as possible.

With Chinese AMPs (CAMPs), I have received almost all the time, the full allotted time. Most of the CAMPs, I always go for the massage minus the TS / shower. I usually get a better massage from the CAMPs.