Negative Escort Reviews

[Fisherman0317]

I posted a review of my experience with Mica Myka in the "Positive Review" section, #6006 on 09-18-14, with pictures that I took of her during our date. This is what she looks like and she is a sweet pretty girl, known to be a petite BBW, but the gal puts out for her clients. And if you appreciate a squirter the way you say you do, she is a gusher!

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Saw Mica several times and a great time every time. Never claimed to be a spinner and most called her a small BBW. The photo on the above post is Mica.

[Member #4697]

Lmao, I'm happy I was able to help sweetie.

Rocco. Sorry about your bad experience. And Jersey your are the queen of this board and I'm the king so it may be time for us to get together.

KC.

[RegularGuy69]

To tell it like it is. . . .Because I am a huge squirter fan I went with a review Rufus did on Mica. She Is NOT the girl in the face pics but represents the one bodyshot head turned to side. The pics must be very VERY old man this girl is huge. . . .

L5.

I posted a review of my experience with Mica Myka in the "Positive Review" section, #6006 on 09-18-14, with pictures that I took of her during our date. This is what she looks like and she is a sweet pretty girl, known to be a petite BBW, but the gal puts out for her clients. And if you appreciate a squirter the way you say you do, she is a gusher!

[ProMonger1998]

Why go see a bbw if you don't like bbws. Micamyka who post here if that's who you are speaking of is cool and will do absolutely anything you want, very submissive. Who cares if she is drunk it's not like these are corporate chicks. She looked like the girl in the pics to me. I think she even got some new ones last time she was here. Just a thought.

I have to jump in and also state I have seen Mica on numerous occasions and she IS the girl in the pics. And she is GFE all the way! I have no complaints and only rave reviews! She is a BBW but on the low end of the scale. She is HOT! Definitely an ATF, just wish she didn't move back to Jacksonville. Lobo I don't know you but you got the wrong girl or just trying to cause some drama. I'm sure all who have seen Mica and are SMs here will agree with me about her.

[True Critic69]

I have to jump in and also state I have seen Mica on numerous occasions and she IS the girl in the pics. And she is GFE all the way! I have no complaints and only rave reviews! She is a BBW but on the low end of the scale. She is HOT! Definitely an ATF, just wish she didn't move back to Jacksonville. Lobo I don't know you but you got the wrong girl or just trying to cause some drama. I'm sure all who have seen Mica and are SMs here will agree with me about her.

To tell it like it is. I am not new at all to the hobby, although until thIs evening I have not been an active board member. I have been actively following the forums and have had Successful, safe dreams for the most part. Because I am a huge squirter fan I went with a review Rufus did on Mica. She Is NOT the girl in the face pics but represents the one bodyshot head turned to side. The pics must be very VERY old man this girl is huge. She was drunk and speach was slurred with obnoxious loud rants. I showed her the door, received threatning text for days and had to get a new burner phone. Here endeth my nightmare.

L5.

[JerseyGirl]

Well, due my irregular schedule it has been hard to me to set up something with my favorite stars. Also BP is full of sketchy girls and I won't go to adventure but even with all precautions I can't escape from a semi rip off. I did follow a recommendation from a fellow monger a little while ago, where he recommended Princess Li and he stated that she worth the visit and she provide FS all cover. Not problem to me, safety is good and Also I have been craving for an authentic Chinese girl for a long time. Maybe he had luck.

Well, I will tell my nightmare. I did set up the meeting around 11:30 am for a 3:30 pm visit due nobody else answered. Regular text to set up, then I call her 2 hrs prior to the visit, everything cool. She texted me her location in Davenport, quait far from me but I thought worth the visit. Arrived at the location and swimming pool service pick up parked out side, since that moment I started to feel uncomfortable. She texted me saying to come in. She opens the door, she was wearing a nice black mini skirt, Her body type I would scale 9 out of 10, she has hot body, see cup perky and deliciously beautiful TTs (not common in asians girls and hard to find), athletic legs and porcelain skin. Nice and clean Incall. I noticed the guys was cleaning the pool, she told me to do not worry and they are going to leave as soon as they finish. She walked me into a little room specially made for MP in the garage. I followed all the rules, grabbed her as for LEO check, laid donation on a table. As soon as we made it at the room, she started to get text messages one after an other, looks like she was arrguing with a friend or something like that. Immediately noticed that she was not in the mud. Service turned very mechanical, she tried to have a conversation but hard to understand with her strong accent and broken English. She started with a crappy massage with one hand and texting with other, I can heard more people in the house walking, then she locked the door. At that point, I want to leave. Then she asked if I want to massage her, then she laid down semi naked, wearing her thong that looks super nice and sexy. I started massage her and kiss her body, then I tried to pull her thong down but she turned and asked me to laid down. She started a terrible HJ and faking moans, I asked her to go into FS, she stated that she just finished her period and still running fluids. I persuaded her to go Full anyway, she put the hat and started a very mechanical MS, completely dry and not into it at all, what a turn off. I stopped and I told her to forget it and I can not keep trying with a Robot. Then she won't let me get dress and she started to insist that she want to make me finish, then I asked her for BJ, she said no, she is not into that, then I told her to go K9 and I asked her which name she prefer, Joan, Jersey or Paige **SERIOUSLY* she said whatever you want, so I started a rabid K9 thinking in Joan and Jersey, finally 10 min later finished. (Thank girls). Then she noticed that I was pissed then she told me to stay a little and rest but I just want to go, I took my time dressing up. Also I had a quick peak of the location because somebody was watching TV in the other room. I believe that she has management due I did notice a pair of sneakers size 18 that does not match to an Asian guy unless her friend is an NBA player.

I do not recommend this girl, damage was $. 8, what an embarrassment. Pretty much nothing in the menu, unless you want a Robot made in China. Pictures are 100% her and she looks better in person, but do not waste your time if you are looking FS, good for a cheap HJ or crappy body rub.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...et-38/11156039

Lmao, I'm happy I was able to help sweetie.

[JLo518]

Well, due my irregular schedule it has been hard to me to set up something with my favorite stars. Also BP is full of sketchy girls and I won't go to adventure but even with all precautions I can't escape from a semi rip off. I did follow a recommendation from a fellow monger a little while ago, where he recommended Princess Li and he stated that she worth the visit and she provide FS all cover. Not problem to me, safety is good and Also I have been craving for an authentic Chinese girl for a long time. Maybe he had luck.

Well, I will tell my nightmare. I did set up the meeting around 11:30 am for a 3:30 pm visit due nobody else answered. Regular text to set up, then I call her 2 hrs prior to the visit, everything cool. She texted me her location in Davenport, quait far from me but I thought worth the visit. Arrived at the location and swimming pool service pick up parked out side, since that moment I started to feel uncomfortable. She texted me saying to come in. She opens the door, she was wearing a nice black mini skirt, Her body type I would scale 9 out of 10, she has hot body, see cup perky and deliciously beautiful TTs (not common in asians girls and hard to find), athletic legs and porcelain skin. Nice and clean Incall. I noticed the guys was cleaning the pool, she told me to do not worry and they are going to leave as soon as they finish. She walked me into a little room specially made for MP in the garage. I followed all the rules, grabbed her as for LEO check, laid donation on a table. As soon as we made it at the room, she started to get text messages one after an other, looks like she was arrguing with a friend or something like that. Immediately noticed that she was not in the mud. Service turned very mechanical, she tried to have a conversation but hard to understand with her strong accent and broken English. She started with a crappy massage with one hand and texting with other, I can heard more people in the house walking, then she locked the door. At that point, I want to leave. Then she asked if I want to massage her, then she laid down semi naked, wearing her thong that looks super nice and sexy. I started massage her and kiss her body, then I tried to pull her thong down but she turned and asked me to laid down. She started a terrible HJ and faking moans, I asked her to go into FS, she stated that she just finished her period and still running fluids. I persuaded her to go Full anyway, she put the hat and started a very mechanical MS, completely dry and not into it at all, what a turn off. I stopped and I told her to forget it and I can not keep trying with a Robot. Then she won't let me get dress and she started to insist that she want to make me finish, then I asked her for BJ, she said no, she is not into that, then I told her to go K9 and I asked her which name she prefer, Joan, Jersey or Paige **SERIOUSLY* she said whatever you want, so I started a rabid K9 thinking in Joan and Jersey, finally 10 min later finished. (Thank girls). Then she noticed that I was pissed then she told me to stay a little and rest but I just want to go, I took my time dressing up. Also I had a quick peak of the location because somebody was watching TV in the other room. I believe that she has management due I did notice a pair of sneakers size 18 that does not match to an Asian guy unless her friend is an NBA player.

I do not recommend this girl, damage was $. 8, what an embarrassment. Pretty much nothing in the menu, unless you want a Robot made in China. Pictures are 100% her and she looks better in person, but do not waste your time if you are looking FS, good for a cheap HJ or crappy body rub.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...et-38/11156039

You Are something else hun!! Poor little egg roll!! LOL muahh!

Xoxoxox Joan.

[Zooman]

I have see Mica several times and though she is a BBW, she is attractive, friendly and had nothing but GFE and pse from her. Pictures are her and never had any issue of being drunk.

To tell it like it is. I am not new at all to the hobby, although until thIs evening I have not been an active board member. I have been actively following the forums and have had Successful, safe dreams for the most part. Because I am a huge squirter fan I went with a review Rufus did on Mica. She Is NOT the girl in the face pics but represents the one bodyshot head turned to side. The pics must be very VERY old man this girl is huge. She was drunk and speach was slurred with obnoxious loud rants. I showed her the door, received threatning text for days and had to get a new burner phone. Here endeth my nightmare.

L5.

[BigStudOrl]

Well, due my irregular schedule it has been hard to me to set up something with my favorite stars. Also BP is full of sketchy girls and I won't go to adventure but even with all precautions I can't escape from a semi rip off. I did follow a recommendation from a fellow monger a little while ago, where he recommended Princess Li and he stated that she worth the visit and she provide FS all cover. Not problem to me, safety is good and Also I have been craving for an authentic Chinese girl for a long time. Maybe he had luck.

Well, I will tell my nightmare. I did set up the meeting around 11:30 am for a 3:30 pm visit due nobody else answered. Regular text to set up, then I call her 2 hrs prior to the visit, everything cool. She texted me her location in Davenport, quait far from me but I thought worth the visit. Arrived at the location and swimming pool service pick up parked out side, since that moment I started to feel uncomfortable. She texted me saying to come in. She opens the door, she was wearing a nice black mini skirt, Her body type I would scale 9 out of 10, she has hot body, see cup perky and deliciously beautiful TTs (not common in asians girls and hard to find), athletic legs and porcelain skin. Nice and clean Incall. I noticed the guys was cleaning the pool, she told me to do not worry and they are going to leave as soon as they finish. She walked me into a little room specially made for MP in the garage. I followed all the rules, grabbed her as for LEO check, laid donation on a table. As soon as we made it at the room, she started to get text messages one after an other, looks like she was arrguing with a friend or something like that. Immediately noticed that she was not in the mud. Service turned very mechanical, she tried to have a conversation but hard to understand with her strong accent and broken English. She started with a crappy massage with one hand and texting with other, I can heard more people in the house walking, then she locked the door. At that point, I want to leave. Then she asked if I want to massage her, then she laid down semi naked, wearing her thong that looks super nice and sexy. I started massage her and kiss her body, then I tried to pull her thong down but she turned and asked me to laid down. She started a terrible HJ and faking moans, I asked her to go into FS, she stated that she just finished her period and still running fluids. I persuaded her to go Full anyway, she put the hat and started a very mechanical MS, completely dry and not into it at all, what a turn off. I stopped and I told her to forget it and I can not keep trying with a Robot. Then she won't let me get dress and she started to insist that she want to make me finish, then I asked her for BJ, she said no, she is not into that, then I told her to go K9 and I asked her which name she prefer, Joan, Jersey or Paige **SERIOUSLY* she said whatever you want, so I started a rabid K9 thinking in Joan and Jersey, finally 10 min later finished. (Thank girls). Then she noticed that I was pissed then she told me to stay a little and rest but I just want to go, I took my time dressing up. Also I had a quick peak of the location because somebody was watching TV in the other room. I believe that she has management due I did notice a pair of sneakers size 18 that does not match to an Asian guy unless her friend is an NBA player.

I do not recommend this girl, damage was $. 8, what an embarrassment. Pretty much nothing in the menu, unless you want a Robot made in China. Pictures are 100% her and she looks better in person, but do not waste your time if you are looking FS, good for a cheap HJ or crappy body rub.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...et-38/11156039

Sounds familiar, did she have braces on her teeth? Sorry if that's random.

[Maggot]

Getting caught up from being out of town again. Bishop is correct. Though Mica and I don't see eye to eye on a couple issues: Her pictures are accurate, she is a BBW & claims nothing else, and I've never seen her be uncoordinated. She's rather talented; all told. Even though we have our disagreements (not service related), she's never shown hostility and is honestly a pretty sweet person. Got to call bullshit as well.

To tell it like it is. I am not new at all to the hobby, although until thIs evening I have not been an active board member. I have been actively following the forums and have had Successful, safe dreams for the most part. Because I am a huge squirter fan I went with a review Rufus did on Mica. She Is NOT the girl in the face pics but represents the one bodyshot head turned to side. The pics must be very VERY old man this girl is huge. She was drunk and speach was slurred with obnoxious loud rants. I showed her the door, received threatning text for days and had to get a new burner phone. Here endeth my nightmare.

L5.

[Member #7280]

Just a reminder I would not recommend her she will no call no show you offer no apology and no excuse or offer to make it better I would just say no or only proceed with a backup plan as she will no show you for sure!

I agree she did the same to me a while back. I took it all in stride and just chalked it up to a provider that I won't waste my time with again. With so many ladies out here playing the game it's just not worth the hassle.

[DreamForever69]

But still a bad provider. http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...60-18/11284009.

[DreamForever69]

Tried to see Leah early this morning. Set up through text arrived at the location and the waiting starts. I did see another monger go up when I arrived but hadn't put 2 and 2 together yet. Text her to let her know I'm there, wait 5 minutes no reply. Call, no pick up wait 5 minutes call again, no answer. So I leave and 5 minutes after that, I get a text asking me to come back, I should have kept going, but I came back. Text my arrival, no answer, but I saw her look out of the window of the room the previous monger had entered when I first arrived. So I text again like "What's up?" No reply, moments later her management steps out on the balcony for a smoke. So at this point I get the picture, as I pull the guy waves bye. So a wasted endeavor on the whole.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ll-18/11196115

Leah is a coke head, has a pimp and has no problem wasting mongers time. Longer post about this waste of a provider is under BP reviews.

[Mikaeles]

Just a reminder I would not recommend her she will no call no show you offer no apology and no excuse or offer to make it better I would just say no or only proceed with a backup plan as she will no show you for sure!

[ProMonger1998]

Tried to see Leah early this morning. Set up through text arrived at the location and the waiting starts. I did see another monger go up when I arrived but hadn't put 2 and 2 together yet. Text her to let her know I'm there, wait 5 minutes no reply. Call, no pick up wait 5 minutes call again, no answer. So I leave and 5 minutes after that, I get a text asking me to come back, I should have kept going, but I came back. Text my arrival, no answer, but I saw her look out of the window of the room the previous monger had entered when I first arrived. So I text again like "What's up?" No reply, moments later her management steps out on the balcony for a smoke. So at this point I get the picture, as I pull the guy waves bye. So a wasted endeavor on the whole.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ll-18/11196115