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[TeddEBear]

With the right incentive!

Thanks, C3!

Question, fellow hobbyists: I love dirty, filthy talk. Are there any providers you would strongly recommend for that?

[TeddEBear]

About a year ago Kendra was was an 8 on the SW scale on a bad day and today she doesn't even touch any scale so whatever BP donation she has created is at least twice as much as she was asking when she was hot. She is the Marlboro girl of cow girl but I saw when she started posting from the university area, that is far from 441 where she used walking as her primary calisthenics, that management has to be involved. Either a boyfriend or the 50 cent song P**P (Its all the same thing in O-Town), I would avoid this one at all cost because the office she has been working in is occupied by many other employees. I have pics of her where she was a 10+ on any scale before she adopted a prescription.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-kendra-70-special-21/11246642

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-kendra-70-special-21/11231596

TEB.

[Ron Donald]

Thanks, C3!

Question, fellow hobbyists: I love dirty, filthy talk. Are there any providers you would strongly recommend for that?

[Camera3]

RD,

Good reply. I look forward to seeing your reviews and comments.

C3.

Sure, I understand that. I've been a lurker in these forums for years, so I'the consider myself mostly familiar with the usual nonsense. I'm going to try and address as many of your concerns as possible, item by item. It'll be a long post, but hopefully worthwhile.

Not actually true. Several of those posts were about experiences from the past week or two (for example Maci and Gigi) but yes, I understand what you're saying several of them are, in fact, old and a couple of the providers have gone off the map.

First of all I'm not trying to claim credit. I'm trying to provide useful information. Regardless, we can agree to disagree about them not being "real reviews. " The experiences are real and the reporting of those experiences is accurate. I think they're valid reviews in that if at some point in the future the provider returns to the area it's still accurate, hopefully useful information. I thought that was the point of this specific forum, after all.

Now, I will openly admit that as a new poster to the forum, I did make an effort to post some older experiences if for no other reason that to attempt to demonstrate that I do have some experience. If there was an ulterior motive to those posts that was it and I'll freely admit to that.

Even with the old reviews I tried to keep them somewhat recent. Amanda's only been off the map a few weeks, Shy a few months, etc. I could have gone deep back into the well and review people that haven't been around in years like, say, Brittany Vuitton (actually if anyone still has info on her please let me know!

I don't think that's accurate. As I mentioned in the post there are several reviews of a Kendra on the forum (I do RTFF) but they fall into one of three categories:

1) They're an African American girl who is obviously not this Kendra.

2) They're a white girl who is obviously not this Kendra.

3) Inconclusive: Either the Backpage link can't be found or clicking on the post doesn't lead to it correctly so it's hard to determine what actually was said and if it was about THIS Kendra.

The posts that fall into category 3 obviously don't provide in useable information and all the other posts fall into category 1 or 2. So, like I said, from my research I don't believe that this is the same Kendra that has been negatively posted about. Hence me making an effort to state that up front.

I can only report on my experience, and this wasn't my experience. I think I went into pretty good detail regarding what I did and did not like about the visit. I wouldn't call it a glowing review.

Upon review I didn't bring this up, but yes, those reviewers may be right. Sindi is a big let's say girl? And has had a lot of plastic surgery. This is fairly common amongst TS providers and honestly I wouldn't be surprised if Sindi was post-op. On second thought it would have been worth mentioning in the review because that's something very useful for hobbyists making a decision. I didn't think to mention it because it doesn't bother me. I occasionally dip my toes in pre and post-op TS providers, so it's not high on my list of concerns. It's not for everybody, but to each their own. But again I'll agree -- would have been worth mentioning.

Thanks for the credit?

Don't smoke, C3.

No game. I'm a long time (10+ years) hobbyist, long time lurker, and now recent poster. That's really all there is to it. Hope that answers your questions and alleviates your concerns!

[Member #4697]

Those Backpage ads are so damn easy to brows, and a lot of those images catch a guy's attention; so it was with La'Lani's ads and me. Promonger1998 had posted a quick review, and there was a little more info on the oThER board, so I did not go in with GFE expectations, thus I was not disappointed. In fact, I was pleasantly surprised to find a very fine looking chocolate Haitian playmate from North Carolina who looks better in person than in her ads. She was friendly, sweet, has a slight southern accent, and she knows what she's doing with a man.

Easy set-up by phone about an hour before we met. Incall was a student oriented apartment complex near UCF, her place is spacious, comfortable, neat and relatively clean. She has a few small pets that were cute and did not interfere with our date. We headed directly back to the bedroom with a brief restroom stop on the way. Meet the pets then we got undressed, I stood behind her and explored her athletic body; a former track athlete, La'lani has a very fine body. Nice attractive breasts with protruding hershey's nipples. Her skin is amazingly smooth and clean, I don't recall any tattoos.

She spread a towel on the bed and asked me to lay back. She crawled between my legs, applied a cover, and began a nice competent CBJ. I much prefer a BBBJ, but she was obviously experienced, adjusted her technique a little to suit my requests, and she got my full attention. About halfway through our 30 minute date she paused to ask if I was ready to move on to other things; I probably should have enjoyed more of her CBJ, but I was going with her flow so we progressed to CFS. I got behind her for some slow doggy style with exaggerated verbal sound effects (I know I am not that great, but she tried to make me feel like I was really pleasing her). Gazing down at her beautiful back, her smooth dark unmarked skin; I was running my hands up and down her powerful thighs; I was thinking about how lucky I was to get a little time and companionship from a woman like this! I asked her to lay down flat and we continued in Lazy Doggy style until I released my load; then we just lay there for a few minutes and talked. . . Eventually she got some wet wipes and we cleaned-up.

Unfortunately, LaLani doesn't provide a "GFE" level of service; no DFK, no DATY, no BBBJ; but from my prior research I expected that going in, so I am not complaining, just reporting. She was running a "Special" but I booked the 30 minutes, which worked out to be just fine, and I felt the exchange was a good value. Guys who like the CBJ and pump-and-dump experience will really enjoy Le'Lani's special. Man, she has great legs and a gorgeous bubble boot'ay.

LaLani is not exactly an amateur at this. Some simple research found that she has worked as Zahiry, Kalani, and now La'Lani. Her travels have run through Raleigh, Atlanta, and San Antonio; but Orlando is her home for the foreseeable future and we are lucky to have her. I collected some images from her ads in other cities, some are better than the images she has been posting locally, and I believe these are a fair representation of what she actually looks like.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...tom-24/9634354

http://zahiry.sexynclassy.com/about.htm

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The looks of this one. I may give it a try. I'm out of the country until the 18th but the last two weeks of this month I want to partake and review a new provider each day.

KC.

[Member #4697]

You can look at the photos and tell; and who went to see it and left a positive reviews? So many fake IDs in here it is a shame. Or does the reviewer like TS aka Terror Squads when the pant drop, maybe they had a sword fight or a cock fight (2 male chickens in the back yard). Get it Cock Fight.

I had to go check this one out in the past. I was young, dumb and full of cum. I'm not 100% sure it's a man but if not something else ain't right. Has all the proper equipment downstairs. But the face, voice, height etc is too much to ignore. Would never repeat not even with somebody else's dick.

KC.

[Member #4882]

You can look at the photos and tell; and who went to see it and left a positive reviews? So many fake IDs in here it is a shame. Or does the reviewer like TS aka Terror Squads when the pant drop, maybe they had a sword fight or a cock fight (2 male chickens in the back yard). Get it Cock Fight.

Didn't I pay attention to Master see's post, yikes!

To those who may still have doubts, go ahead and listen to her tone. Reminds me of the old Budweiser frogs. Bud-weiiis-errr.

Didn't I pay attention to Master see's post, yikes!

To those who may still have doubts, go ahead and listen to her tone. Reminds me of the old Budweiser frogs. Bud-weiiis-errr.

[RegularGuy69]

Those Backpage ads are so damn easy to brows, and a lot of those images catch a guy's attention; so it was with La'Lani's ads and me. Promonger1998 had posted a quick review, and there was a little more info on the oThER board, so I did not go in with GFE expectations, thus I was not disappointed. In fact, I was pleasantly surprised to find a very fine looking chocolate Haitian playmate from North Carolina who looks better in person than in her ads. She was friendly, sweet, has a slight southern accent, and she knows what she's doing with a man.

Easy set-up by phone about an hour before we met. Incall was a student oriented apartment complex near UCF, her place is spacious, comfortable, neat and relatively clean. She has a few small pets that were cute and did not interfere with our date. We headed directly back to the bedroom with a brief restroom stop on the way. Meet the pets then we got undressed, I stood behind her and explored her athletic body; a former track athlete, La'lani has a very fine body. Nice attractive breasts with protruding hershey's nipples. Her skin is amazingly smooth and clean, I don't recall any tattoos.

She spread a towel on the bed and asked me to lay back. She crawled between my legs, applied a cover, and began a nice competent CBJ. I much prefer a BBBJ, but she was obviously experienced, adjusted her technique a little to suit my requests, and she got my full attention. About halfway through our 30 minute date she paused to ask if I was ready to move on to other things; I probably should have enjoyed more of her CBJ, but I was going with her flow so we progressed to CFS. I got behind her for some slow doggy style with exaggerated verbal sound effects (I know I am not that great, but she tried to make me feel like I was really pleasing her). Gazing down at her beautiful back, her smooth dark unmarked skin; I was running my hands up and down her powerful thighs; I was thinking about how lucky I was to get a little time and companionship from a woman like this! I asked her to lay down flat and we continued in Lazy Doggy style until I released my load; then we just lay there for a few minutes and talked. . . Eventually she got some wet wipes and we cleaned-up.

Unfortunately, LaLani doesn't provide a "GFE" level of service; no DFK, no DATY, no BBBJ; but from my prior research I expected that going in, so I am not complaining, just reporting. She was running a "Special" but I booked the 30 minutes, which worked out to be just fine, and I felt the exchange was a good value. Guys who like the CBJ and pump-and-dump experience will really enjoy Le'Lani's special. Man, she has great legs and a gorgeous bubble boot'ay.

LaLani is not exactly an amateur at this. Some simple research found that she has worked as Zahiry, Kalani, and now La'Lani. Her travels have run through Raleigh, Atlanta, and San Antonio; but Orlando is her home for the foreseeable future and we are lucky to have her. I collected some images from her ads in other cities, some are better than the images she has been posting locally, and I believe these are a fair representation of what she actually looks like.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...tom-24/9634354

http://zahiry.sexynclassy.com/about.htm

.

[WilliamMstrs]

I have to go wash out my ears. You just can't unring that bell, can you?

C3.

Didn't I pay attention to Master see's post, yikes!

To those who may still have doubts, go ahead and listen to her tone. Reminds me of the old Budweiser frogs. Bud-weiiis-errr.

[Member #4697]

2 girls, for $$ but only for a hh. Would be fun, but over before I knew it, and pricey. Reviews elsewhere seem legit. Did get a quick text reply on the "special".

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...37-23/11302884

2 for a hh vs. 3 hh with other ATFs. I'm leaning toward the latter. Save to play more another day, perhaps. ? What've been your experiences with doubles? Worth it, or not?

Almost TGTBT if those photos are real. I'm intrigued though.

KC.

[RoccoJeremmy]

RD,

We welcome anyone and put up with a lot of shit from guys trying to figure stuff out here, but at some point there has to be some accountability. Your first group of posts were all on experiences that were old. That is fine, but a couple of them were retired. You cannot even claim credit for those being real reviews. Now, these latest two reviews are very suspicious. This is the first positive review of Kendra in the history of the world. All others include horror stories of pimps and rip offs. Two of our respected senior members have reviewed her and I would trust those guys to be reliable. She is not reviewed anywhere else except TOSluts, which a girl would have to be dead to not get a good review over there. How did you get out of there with a smile?

Also, this is the first review of Sindi I have ever read that didn't include the monger thinking he needed to disinfect his dick, for some reason. Even on the oThER site, the few reviews she has indicate that there is just something a bit off with this anatomically correct person and the general impression is she wasn't born that way. To your credit, you did at least acknowledge there might be something not right.

So, now, Ron, with all due respect and with the desire to give you the benefit of the doubt, I have to ask this question. What are you smoking?

No, seriously, what is your game?

C3.

C3, it is simple, he is tired of selling low quality burgers because he has to be a clown.

[Ron Donald]

RD,
We welcome anyone and put up with a lot of shit from guys trying to figure stuff out here, but at some point there has to be some accountability.

Sure, I understand that. I've been a lurker in these forums for years, so I'the consider myself mostly familiar with the usual nonsense. I'm going to try and address as many of your concerns as possible, item by item. It'll be a long post, but hopefully worthwhile.

Your first group of posts were all on experiences that were old.

Not actually true. Several of those posts were about experiences from the past week or two (for example Maci and Gigi) but yes, I understand what you're saying several of them are, in fact, old and a couple of the providers have gone off the map.

That is fine, but a couple of them were retired. You cannot even claim credit for those being real reviews.

First of all I'm not trying to claim credit. I'm trying to provide useful information. Regardless, we can agree to disagree about them not being "real reviews. " The experiences are real and the reporting of those experiences is accurate. I think they're valid reviews in that if at some point in the future the provider returns to the area it's still accurate, hopefully useful information. I thought that was the point of this specific forum, after all.

Now, I will openly admit that as a new poster to the forum, I did make an effort to post some older experiences if for no other reason that to attempt to demonstrate that I do have some experience. If there was an ulterior motive to those posts that was it and I'll freely admit to that.

Even with the old reviews I tried to keep them somewhat recent. Amanda's only been off the map a few weeks, Shy a few months, etc. I could have gone deep back into the well and review people that haven't been around in years like, say, Brittany Vuitton (actually if anyone still has info on her please let me know!

Now, these latest two reviews are very suspicious. This is the first positive review of Kendra in the history of the world. All others include horror stories of pimps and rip offs. Two of our respected senior members have reviewed her and I would trust those guys to be reliable. She is not reviewed anywhere else except TOSluts, which a girl would have to be dead to not get a good review over there. How did you get out of there with a smile?

I don't think that's accurate. As I mentioned in the post there are several reviews of a Kendra on the forum (I do RTFF) but they fall into one of three categories:

1) They're an African American girl who is obviously not this Kendra.

2) They're a white girl who is obviously not this Kendra.

3) Inconclusive: Either the Backpage link can't be found or clicking on the post doesn't lead to it correctly so it's hard to determine what actually was said and if it was about THIS Kendra.

The posts that fall into category 3 obviously don't provide in useable information and all the other posts fall into category 1 or 2. So, like I said, from my research I don't believe that this is the same Kendra that has been negatively posted about. Hence me making an effort to state that up front.

Also, this is the first review of Sindi I have ever read that didn't include the monger thinking he needed to disinfect his dick, for some reason.

I can only report on my experience, and this wasn't my experience. I think I went into pretty good detail regarding what I did and did not like about the visit. I wouldn't call it a glowing review.

Even on the oThER site, the few reviews she has indicate that there is just something a bit off with this anatomically correct person and the general impression is she wasn't born that way.

Upon review I didn't bring this up, but yes, those reviewers may be right. Sindi is a big let's say girl? And has had a lot of plastic surgery. This is fairly common amongst TS providers and honestly I wouldn't be surprised if Sindi was post-op. On second thought it would have been worth mentioning in the review because that's something very useful for hobbyists making a decision. I didn't think to mention it because it doesn't bother me. I occasionally dip my toes in pre and post-op TS providers, so it's not high on my list of concerns. It's not for everybody, but to each their own. But again I'll agree -- would have been worth mentioning.

To your credit, you did at least acknowledge there might be something not right.

Thanks for the credit?

So, now, Ron, with all due respect and with the desire to give you the benefit of the doubt, I have to ask this question. What are you smoking?

Don't smoke, C3.

No, seriously, what is your game?

No game. I'm a long time (10+ years) hobbyist, long time lurker, and now recent poster. That's really all there is to it. Hope that answers your questions and alleviates your concerns!

[Sillyolman]

But, yeah, as the song goes.

One of these things is not like the other.

C3.

I apologize if anyone considered my post to be impolite in any way. I thought it was common knowledge that this is a man. C, keep getting it brother.

[Camera3]

I have to go wash out my ears. You just can't unring that bell, can you?

C3.

FYI for anyone interested you can hear the "accent" in the video here: http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ics-29/5046882.

[FLAdventurer]

Has been down for a few days, staying down close to Universal. In my dream, it was all covered, but she is very good at what she does and knows how to please. Tall, 5-11, good shape for older than posted age but a blast to be with. Started with light kissing and then moved to CBJ, followed by MISH, CG, RCG and Doggie. No Greek. Intelligent and just a lot of fun to be with. No drama, no upsell, just energetic fun.

I believe she will be moving either here or somewhere close to here, maybe the beach.

Is open to dinner dates and any other ideas or events.

I will repeat. 140/250 roses, discounted today to 100 roses for HH.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...you-28/9970009