Massage Parlor Reports

**Ron Donald** · 10-05-14 15:19

Every time I've called IHOP to schedule an appointment with Heidi she's either booked up or on vacation. These has been, like, 15 times now. Is this really how it is or am I missing something?

**Don In Otown** · 10-04-14 20:24

Always associated the name Heidi with Germany, or Austria. This one though, has a little Russian in her. Always a nice visit.

**AncientOne** · 10-03-14 13:56

In all my years of mongering in this town, I can count on one hand the SPA's that I have been to and most of those are AMP's (Magic Therapy in Altamonte still is top of the list if you are AMP shopping).

The non Asian places are numerous and I have visited MBS on E. Colonial and some dive on West Colonial but only ONCE as neither were worthy of a repeat. Not so with Luxsa. So totally hidden in plain sight (office building) and so clean and private. Not sure why I waited so long to try it but one of my ATF gals now works there (Skyler) so I paid a visit and was NOT disappointed. Happy to provide more details to SM only via PM but, as reviewed on this site prior, Skyler is an adorable little Latina with kisses sweet. Did not ask about the rest of the staff but sure that Natasha has a talent level of equal quality manning the tables! Will repeat.

**Luxsa123** · 10-03-14 13:21

Thank you for your nice review hun! Happy to hear you enjoyed your first visit w us! We look forward to seeing you again!

Natasha xoxo.

Originally Posted by MrInnocent [View Original Post]

I went to visit Luxsa and saw Daisy. I must say it was a very enjoyable time, and I would definitely be going for round two as soon as possible. Thanks Natasha for having a first class establishment.

**EnglishPub** · 10-03-14 12:54

Originally Posted by BoneYard [View Original Post]

Had a little time to play so I decided to go try out Orchid Asia Spa on Colonial. Once I found the 'secret' entrance to their parking area (didn't want to park at the bible school next door LOL), I knocked on the door several times and also called their number without success. I got tired of the motion detector light coming on and going off, including the other spotlight that just randomly came on so I left. There was a SUV in the parking lot. http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...eeling/9684303.

I saw a massage sign just east of 417 on Colonial so I pulled in for a look-see. It was locked down tight. Called the number with no response. I guess their 'Grand Opening' was short-lived! http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...2-9888/9735222.

Ended up here: http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4693906679.html where a decent looking 40 year old did a mediocre hh for. 6 and I was happy when our time ended. Doesn't merit a repeat visit.

I went for a visit 2 weeks ago. It was crazy that this place is right next to a church! It was the typical Asian experience. I am not sure I will repeat.

**Lucky999** · 10-02-14 17:47

Called to find out she's gone.

**Lucky999** · 10-02-14 17:38

Was out of town for a few months and called and was told she's not there anymore. Miss the rim.

**Member #4882** · 10-02-14 14:35

Was it. 70 or 1. 70.

Originally Posted by ShyLatin69 [View Original Post]

Saturday night was out and wanted a little relaxation, nothing more. Called Joan, she responded and went to her place to dream. It was past 11 pm and she received me with "open" arms and everything. I Have Visited Joan many times before but never posted until today. Like always not a clock watcher and coin was $. 7.

It's her birthday, so treat her good and she will treat you better.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ate-30/4890723

**Wildbill2** · 10-02-14 13:46

Originally Posted by BoneYard [View Original Post]

Had a little time to play so I decided to go try out Orchid Asia Spa on Colonial. Once I found the 'secret' entrance to their parking area (didn't want to park at the bible school next door LOL), I knocked on the door several times and also called their number without success. I got tired of the motion detector light coming on and going off, including the other spotlight that just randomly came on so I left. There was a SUV in the parking lot. http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...eeling/9684303.

I saw a massage sign just east of 417 on Colonial so I pulled in for a look-see. It was locked down tight. Called the number with no response. I guess their 'Grand Opening' was short-lived! http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...2-9888/9735222.

Ended up here: http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4693906679.html where a decent looking 40 year old did a mediocre hh for. 6 and I was happy when our time ended. Doesn't merit a repeat visit.

Been to Orchid spa. Its nothing special. Lady was an older asian spinner. Actually not ugly but the visit was pretty standard. She did give a great table shower for just a hh which most don't and she gave a great massage and gave me my full time and then some. Just nothing hit out of the park so I'd say its ok in a pinch but def not a go to.

Question to the board?

Is pussyman the Jag pretending to be mildly retarded?

**StCurtis** · 10-02-14 01:01

Whilst waiting in the room for my usual girl, there were about 3 gents turned away this evening about 30 minutes to closing. Apparently, this is not just MY favorite time of day to visit. This place is obviously doing something right, the last couple of days I myself have had to come back at a later time. Anyway, being the last man standing made for an enjoyable evening. FH rub, fantastic finish. A well spent $. 6 total with all of the extras, a request to come back on a certain day, plus the hug and kiss goodnight. I always love when they do that. Makes the smile last that much longer. K-town chieftains can PM for details.

**Shy Latin 69** · 10-01-14 22:48

Saturday night was out and wanted a little relaxation, nothing more. Called Joan, she responded and went to her place to dream. It was past 11 pm and she received me with "open" arms and everything. I Have Visited Joan many times before but never posted until today. Like always not a clock watcher and coin was $. 7.

It's her birthday, so treat her good and she will treat you better.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ate-30/4890723

**Mr Innocent** · 10-01-14 21:57

Originally Posted by ButchKid [View Original Post]

What's wrong with this one? Everything! Not her picture, she works out of a house with a man and kids running around, you only get a massage and it's not at all a good one. Avoid like the plague--which might be involved too! I won't repeat; you shouldn't go there in the first place.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rl-30/11002883

I posted on her last week I think. Same scenario but it was her dad in the other room watching tv. Got to read the forums!!

**TreeFiddy** · 10-01-14 21:11

Originally Posted by Gruglok [View Original Post]

Grug's overall rating: 3 out of 10 and only because she was pleasant and didn't stink.

I posted two recent positive reviews on this place, yet ventured back there Sunday night to receive a ridiculous scenario, unfortunately third time was not a charm. PM if necessary.

**TreeFiddy** · 10-01-14 21:06

Originally Posted by ChrisSchmitt [View Original Post]

Hi friends,

I am new here in Orlando. I have been reading reviews here but have to clue where are these AMP's located. Anyone kind enough to drop some info in my inbox. Thank you in advance.

Hey bud, welcome and all, most AMPs advertise on bpage with their address. Locales seem to be mostly Casselberry / Altamonte, Downtown, WintPark, and Kissimee (never ventured there personally). SOO uh, shoot me a PM if ya need to, but the usual consensus is TOFTT (take one for the team) and shoot a review on here to establish credibility and what not, most people don't respond in PM without some reviews first.

**Member #4697** · 10-01-14 20:43

Originally Posted by ChrisSchmitt [View Original Post]

Hi friends,

I am new here in Orlando. I have been reading reviews here but have to clue where are these AMP's located. Anyone kind enough to drop some info in my inbox. Thank you in advance.

In the reviews are either the name of the establishment or a link to a ad. Just google the name and you'll get the address. Map it from where you are at and your good to go. Don't need anybodies help with that and don't have to wait for anyone in inbox you.

KC.