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**PotShot** · 09-30-14 07:55

Originally Posted by StanSbj05 [View Original Post]

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/jesebel

I thought I scheduled an appointment for a quick massage and then a session on the way out.

Instead I got to watch her finish her makeup, while chattering all the time. Then it was curl her hair, still chattering. Next came the Karaoke (sung badly) with chattering between songs.

Finally, a short massage (maybe 10 min) with more chattering.

Now it was time for. Telling me all about her new 'boyfriend'. He provided her a car and emergency cash. Sounds like everything is an emergency. The chattering continues.

The timer goes off on her phone. Time is up. Not quite what I thought I signed up for, but after a brief but intense discussion, I decided it wasn't worth the effort and it was time to go.

And the chattering continued as the door closed behind me.

I tried her out some years ago and the session wasn't that bad but not great either particularly for the rates she was charging then. I paid 200 for the hour. Looks wise she was disappointing compared to her pictures which were apparently touched up. Not that I really care. I tend to prefer dumpy chicks over Barbies anyway since statistically they perform better but I only like the ones that post pictures of the pig they are in their photos. The session wasn't rushed or any goofy chatting but her BJ skills were limited, hands felt like sand paper and she didn't bother to tell me she was on the rag before I went down on her. I still managed to get off with a BBBJ. Then she saw my review over here and gave me a bunch of shit over there. There are a lot of girls over there that perform a lot better for half the price. From the latest reviews of her I suspect she has now discovered the crack pipe.

**FunTrust** · 09-30-14 02:33

Originally Posted by CreamyBare [View Original Post]

To add: as a level 0, you won't have access to a number of clubs. Once you are level one, you can join a number of clubs that feature detailed reviews.

Level 0- you might have a problem seeing some girls until you have seen a few and been rated by them as safe. Read the classifieds and look for newbie friendly girls. Don't bother the girls if they say they want a few reviews under your belt. Trust me, hx works.

**CreamyBare** · 09-29-14 20:33

To add: as a level 0, you won't have access to a number of clubs. Once you are level one, you can join a number of clubs that feature detailed reviews.

**Pudgy68** · 09-29-14 19:14

Originally Posted by HappyDog2 [View Original Post]

Signed up to humaniplex and have my eyes on these two.

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/plasticbarbie69

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/sweet-anna

Has anyone seen them? Are they legit?

A lot of the girls on Humaniplex look TGTBT, how do I know they aren't rip offs?

Agree with the other posts on this. I like to PM a bit with them to break the ice. It works for me so we both are on the same page as far as what is given and what not.

HX is good also as you can call them out if they are rip offs.

I have PM with both of those women and they are on my TDL.

**SfvHobby** · 09-29-14 18:38

In addition to checking their networks, PM a few of the guys in their networks and ask some specific questions. I usually look for guys that have seen some of the same women and ask for a comparison. That way, it gives me a baseline to work from. If they haven't seen any I have seen I look to see if they've seen other women I'm interested in.

The 2nd one on your list is on mine as well. My regulars are in town so I won't be seeing anybody new any time soon.

Originally Posted by Happydog2 [View Original Post]

Signed up to humaniplex and have my eyes on these two.

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/plasticbarbie69

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/sweet-anna

Has anyone seen them? Are they legit?

A lot of the girls on Humaniplex look TGTBT, how do I know they aren't rip offs?

**Pufnik** · 09-29-14 17:06

Originally Posted by Happydog2 [View Original Post]

Signed up to humaniplex and have my eyes on these two.

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/plasticbarbie69

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/sweet-anna

Has anyone seen them? Are they legit?

A lot of the girls on Humaniplex look TGTBT, how do I know they aren't rip offs?

That is one good thing about HX, check their network, and both the ones on your radar have good networks. They seem legit to me.

**HappyDog2** · 09-29-14 16:12

Signed up to humaniplex and have my eyes on these two.

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/plasticbarbie69

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/sweet-anna

Has anyone seen them? Are they legit?

A lot of the girls on Humaniplex look TGTBT, how do I know they aren't rip offs?

**TW978** · 09-26-14 14:14

Originally Posted by StanSbj05 [View Original Post]

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/jesebel

I thought I scheduled an appointment for a quick massage and then a session on the way out.

And the chattering continued as the door closed behind me.

Sounded more like a chattering session. Disappointed.

**Slugfest2** · 09-26-14 02:07

Originally Posted by NoochNooch [View Original Post]

I'm in several of the men-only clubs on HX. Most of the intel on Jesebel is that she's flaky, has a bad attitude, and as close to being a ROB as possible. I don't know how she's a lvl 5 either.

For a lvl 5 I'm quite sure she's been white knighted several times, that's one of the reason she's a lvl 5. I wouldn't say she is close to being a ROB, I would say she is a ROB with the stories I've read about her.

**NoochNooch** · 09-25-14 22:17

Originally Posted by Chato74 [View Original Post]

Had the similar experience with her, total waste of time and money, she would not let me hobby with her with excuse after excuse, then timer off and so was I total rip off only agreed to see her because of reviews but they had it all wrong.

I'm in several of the men-only clubs on HX. Most of the intel on Jesebel is that she's flaky, has a bad attitude, and as close to being a ROB as possible. I don't know how she's a lvl 5 either.

**Chato74** · 09-20-14 19:00

Originally Posted by LargeEss [View Original Post]

Wow and she's a level five. She must have lost it somewhere along the line.

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Had the similar experience with her, total waste of time and money, she would not let me hobby with her with excuse after excuse, then timer off and so was I total rip off only agreed to see her because of reviews but they had it all wrong.

**Large Ess** · 09-20-14 15:31

Wow and she's a level five. She must have lost it somewhere along the line.

Originally Posted by StanSbj05 [View Original Post]

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/jesebel

I thought I scheduled an appointment for a quick massage and then a session on the way out.

Instead I got to watch her finish her makeup, while chattering all the time. Then it was curl her hair, still chattering. Next came the Karaoke (sung badly) with chattering between songs.

Finally, a short massage (maybe 10 min) with more chattering.

Now it was time for. Telling me all about her new 'boyfriend'. He provided her a car and emergency cash. Sounds like everything is an emergency. The chattering continues.

The timer goes off on her phone. Time is up. Not quite what I thought I signed up for, but after a brief but intense discussion, I decided it wasn't worth the effort and it was time to go.

And the chattering continued as the door closed behind me.

.

**HookerHunter** · 09-20-14 12:16

I had the same experience with her about a year ago, plus the fact her talking during the session seemed more like rambling. Didn't even nut, I just faked it and left.

Originally Posted by StanSbj05 [View Original Post]

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/jesebel

I thought I scheduled an appointment for a quick massage and then a session on the way out.

Instead I got to watch her finish her makeup, while chattering all the time. Then it was curl her hair, still chattering. Next came the Karaoke (sung badly) with chattering between songs.

Finally, a short massage (maybe 10 min) with more chattering.

Now it was time for. Telling me all about her new 'boyfriend'. He provided her a car and emergency cash. Sounds like everything is an emergency. The chattering continues.

The timer goes off on her phone. Time is up. Not quite what I thought I signed up for, but after a brief but intense discussion, I decided it wasn't worth the effort and it was time to go.

And the chattering continued as the door closed behind me.

**StanSbj05** · 09-19-14 18:02

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/jesebel

I thought I scheduled an appointment for a quick massage and then a session on the way out.

Instead I got to watch her finish her makeup, while chattering all the time. Then it was curl her hair, still chattering. Next came the Karaoke (sung badly) with chattering between songs.

Finally, a short massage (maybe 10 min) with more chattering.

Now it was time for. Telling me all about her new 'boyfriend'. He provided her a car and emergency cash. Sounds like everything is an emergency. The chattering continues.

The timer goes off on her phone. Time is up. Not quite what I thought I signed up for, but after a brief but intense discussion, I decided it wasn't worth the effort and it was time to go.

And the chattering continued as the door closed behind me.