BackPage Advertiser Reviews

**ChaserX** · 09-25-14 08:52

Is there any way we can make a thread or a separate area for a list of providers we know are good and not running a scam? Think of something like a "Good girl list" or your "I'm so horny I don't want to search, whose good and ready to go" type of thing. Maybe even along the lines of an all-star list? Sometimes I wish I just had a list of girls I know are legit so I can schedule something right away without having to do hours of research.

**Joehpp** · 09-25-14 07:56

Originally Posted by HereIam2 [View Original Post]

Is this chick serious?

I'll see your cow and raise you a Bison.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...40-29/15229425

**Sancho777** · 09-24-14 15:28

Originally Posted by HereIam2 [View Original Post]

Is this chick serious?

What that fat pig has offered green for whoever willing to bang her, huh?

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**HereIam2** · 09-23-14 22:30

Is this chick serious?

**NoBuffaloBob** · 09-23-14 14:40

Originally Posted by Incognito1234 [View Original Post]

Had a dream about this one: http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-y-22/17064164.

She used to be in the Detroit area about 4 or 5 years ago regularly, now just comes back on occasion to visit. I'd seen her a couple of times back then and always had a good experience, so I thought I'd give her a call and go see her. One call and we negotiated $140 for the hour. I knew she was a greek provider and I was interested in that as well. When I got there, we got the donation out of the way and she started with a quick bodyrub and sucking. From there, she turned a bit so I could play with her and we talked about making a deal for greek, which we never did. It was FS, mish and K9 with a lot of bad acting but I felt rushed and I asked her "Are we in some kind of rush"? She said "Well, to be honest with you, I've got another guy coming in five minutes" (I had been on time for my appointment) and I said "Are you serious? If I'd have known that we'd have made it another time". Then she said "Don't worry about it, babe, I don't even know if he's going to show". Well, that was a real mood killer but back to doggie and the bad acting and when I was about cum, I heard her phone ringing. What a boner killer, huh? Anyway, I got back in rhythm quick and came within five minutes. I said "That must have been the other guy, huh?" and she said "I didn't say that babe" and started looking at her phone. It was over, I got dressed and left. From the time I walked into the room to the time that I was back on the road, it was a grand total of 19 minutes. I'll never see her again.

This woman advertises in the Grand Rapids section of BP quite a lot. Same pictures and same BS rush job. I hope everyone avoids her.

NBB.

**ImagineDragon** · 09-22-14 19:31

Originally Posted by CJacobs2222 [View Original Post]

Saw her dude, in Flint area yesterday. Was NOT her. Otherwise definitely depreciated in value / performance. Didn't kiss, complained about me going down on her at first (didn't want me to do that), was very passive and had to tell her what to do (as if it was her first time or something). BBBJ was okay, but nothing overly special. Went for it dog a little while then mish, but asked me to go slow and not hard at all. Doesn't sound like a porn star to me? LOL Afterward, when I asked her if it was really her, she had to think about where she was from in Michigan ha. Definitely looks like her, but I'm still unsure as to whether it's her or just a fake using the name. Body definitely looked like it could be her, but I don't know based on comparing pics. Also, had makeup caked all over her face, wasn't expecting that I guess.

YMMV. I seen her last week in metro Detroit and was able to kiss and go down on her. She seemed more shy, which I found odd.

**Perusing** · 09-22-14 15:11

Originally Posted by TimCool [View Original Post]

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ow-23/17062744

Lacee Love is real and she's is hot!! I thought her pictures were too good to be true but I've seen her twice already and each time she was great. She is a true GFE and is open to all but anal fun. Everything is covered and she loves to kiss. See her before she leaves town.

Everything covered as including her French lessons? Or is she truly GFE?

**Incognito1234** · 09-22-14 10:02

Had a dream about this one: http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-y-22/17064164.

She used to be in the Detroit area about 4 or 5 years ago regularly, now just comes back on occasion to visit. I'd seen her a couple of times back then and always had a good experience, so I thought I'd give her a call and go see her. One call and we negotiated $140 for the hour. I knew she was a greek provider and I was interested in that as well. When I got there, we got the donation out of the way and she started with a quick bodyrub and sucking. From there, she turned a bit so I could play with her and we talked about making a deal for greek, which we never did. It was FS, mish and K9 with a lot of bad acting but I felt rushed and I asked her "Are we in some kind of rush"? She said "Well, to be honest with you, I've got another guy coming in five minutes" (I had been on time for my appointment) and I said "Are you serious? If I'd have known that we'd have made it another time". Then she said "Don't worry about it, babe, I don't even know if he's going to show". Well, that was a real mood killer but back to doggie and the bad acting and when I was about cum, I heard her phone ringing. What a boner killer, huh? Anyway, I got back in rhythm quick and came within five minutes. I said "That must have been the other guy, huh?" and she said "I didn't say that babe" and started looking at her phone. It was over, I got dressed and left. From the time I walked into the room to the time that I was back on the road, it was a grand total of 19 minutes. I'll never see her again.

**ArmySexy77** · 09-22-14 04:08

Originally Posted by FrankTheTanker [View Original Post]

Anybody seen this one: http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...er-22/13020317.

Right up my alley. Any intell?

Just do a google image search the ad is fake.

**FrankTheTanker** · 09-21-14 23:39

Anybody seen this one: http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...er-22/13020317.

Right up my alley. Any intell?

**BigSmalls69** · 09-21-14 16:55

Originally Posted by Esctol66 [View Original Post]

I have not met her but I did talk to her on the phone a few months ago. She said there were no extra's, just a haircut with a view of her topless, no touching. I passed on it.

I might give it a shot. Maybe see if she would let me take care of myself while I enjoy the view LOL.

**TimCool** · 09-21-14 15:44

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ow-23/17062744

Lacee Love is real and she's is hot!! I thought her pictures were too good to be true but I've seen her twice already and each time she was great. She is a true GFE and is open to all but anal fun. Everything is covered and she loves to kiss. See her before she leaves town.

**Esctol66** · 09-20-14 17:52

Originally Posted by Pussylicker2 [View Original Post]

Her ad implies that there are no "extras". Her ad says it includes a neck massage. I wonder what she'd say about doing a "pube trim" with maybe a little pecker massage?

I have not met her but I did talk to her on the phone a few months ago. She said there were no extra's, just a haircut with a view of her topless, no touching. I passed on it.

**Pussylicker2** · 09-20-14 14:37

Originally Posted by BigSmalls69 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any info on this one? I think this is the first time I've seen this service advertised. And I do need a haircut LOL http://detroit.backpage.com/HealthSe...rcuts/15207484.

Her ad implies that there are no "extras". Her ad says it includes a neck massage. I wonder what she'd say about doing a "pube trim" with maybe a little pecker massage?