Massage Parlor Reports

[EnglishPub]

I am not paying $125 for an hour massage.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...th-me/11209526

[SGreg1234]

Stopped in yesterday morning and had some fun. New faces (at least to me) but the service was top notch. In fact probably the best I have ever had there in 3 years. Good Table shower, good massage, good other things.

Srs PM for details.

[HotRocks]

Yesterdays mug shots, what place got hit?

Looked thru sentinel mug shots. Don't see anyone that would represent a raid. ? want to elaborate for us please?

[Barolo]

Yesterdays mug shots, what place got hit?

[MerrySM]

I don't like to post negative reviews.

We all YMMV. So, that may apply here.

I assure you that I am a gentleman. No matter how good or bad the experience.

I maintain my dignity and respect the girl. I almost did not keep my poise at this place.

I called and made appt.

The place is a nice office complex.

I met Chubby Chinese girl named Lily. Sometimes chubby can be fun.

Not the case at this shop. She was superficial nice.

I paid. 8 for an hour.

She took me to the room which had bathroom with table shower.

Or, a massage table in a shower. It was ok. She calls me "baby". Yes, "baby".

On to the massage. Tragically bad. She was not into it.

I have been around enough to know this girl is just waisting time in order to get to the flip and a tip.

She left the room every few minutes.

After hardly any time massaging my back and legs she had me flip.

Then left the room again. After a few minutes of using her nails to excite the skin on my front, she asked the correct questions for LEO.

She delivered for. 4.

She was wrapping things up but I had 15 minutes left and asked her to work on my neck and shoulders.

She said I had 5 minutes left.

Her attitude did not make for a nice session from any perspective.

I maintained my poise as a gentleman. But I got off the table and dressed.

She knew I was not happy. So she decided she would be nice at that point.

She kept saying she would do it. I was done there.

Clearly she is not about customer service.

I apologize for the negative review. It is not my nature.

1. 2 total. Too many other places with great massage available to ever want to return to this place.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...en-24/10538914

LiIy "may be gone. Westside needs something. What else is there?

[TreeFiddy]

LavenderSpa- round2, as recommended by this board, the go-to AMP near downtown, earlier this week, 1. 6 total, hr, full packpage.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...age-25/7923135

JLO- aka Joan, a few weeks back saw her at the incall location near howell branch. Had a great time, 1. 2 total, hhr, full package.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...now-30/4890723

Lynn LMT, executive, probably the best massage / relaxing rub I've experienced, 0. 8 total, hr, hands only.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...0-7407/5959841

PM for further details on any of these.

[ButchKid]

Where is she posting?

Lisa posts on BP. Her incall is north of the Rolls Royce dealer on 17/92.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...ecial/10079392

[Tuber2987]

Was in need of some headache relief one night so I decided to check out BP body rubs. As I was looking over the menu I came across a post by Alejandra, what really got me was the innocent look in one of the pictures. Called for an appointment and she sounded very friendly on the phone, made a hhr dream and 20 minutes later I arrived at the place. I was presently surprised at how much better she looked in person, cute face, and rocking body. Was told to get comfortable and shortly after she came in with this two piece showing an amazing body. I was only offered headache relief but YMMV. All in all, had an okay experience. $. 1.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...es-23/10992410

[BLookn22]

Great find. She is one of the best.

Where is she posting?

[Member #4882]

And a dude answered the girl I wanted was not available; then he says "You know I am a massage therapist also" my reply was "dial tone".

I think the number is from a "scheduling service" that some other LMTs on BP have used. Some dude answers, which is always troubling. These chicks probably miss out on good business from that alone.

[Whiskeysours]

I asked in the Daytona section, but figured I'd ask here too about this, since we mongers aren't bound by distance in our unending hunt.

http://daytona.craigslist.org/bts/4674332800.html

PM if prefer.

[NoDice]

Just had a great dream, with the exception of some rushing. I'm my dream, I decided to check out a new spa on aloma and 436. First trip, . 50 for the hr and. 4 for some handy helpers. Got the number and visited a few weeks later, no door fee, and just a buck for the full Asian massage experience. I was a bit rushed, since there was an appointment behind me, but the vice grips kept me from being bothered by that. I definitely recommend.

[Jackdog1038]

Recently saw Lana again thinking service would get better. It doesn't. Works out of her place in Sanford close to Lake Mary Blvd and 17/92. Kind of a rough neighborhood. Parking is a challenge as most spots are reserved for tenants. She looks older in person than her pic. Her apartment / condo is clean but there was a distinct odor inside. Not sure if she had just cooked dinner but it didn't help set the mood. Has a thick Russian accent which I think she thought was sexy but didn't do anything for me, especially since every time she opened her mouth I thought I smelled that odor. She made me lie under a sheet and kept it on the whole time. She ended up shorting my time by about 10 minutes, probably to hustle another monger in and out. Despite all that, the main thing that concerns me is that I thought I heard a man's voice and some sounds coming from one of the rooms. It may have been a neighbor through thin walls but not sure. Either way won't repeat.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/10024544

Same experience and the massage sucked!

[Whiskeysours]

Recently saw Lana again thinking service would get better. It doesn't. Works out of her place in Sanford close to Lake Mary Blvd and 17/92. Kind of a rough neighborhood. Parking is a challenge as most spots are reserved for tenants. She looks older in person than her pic. Her apartment / condo is clean but there was a distinct odor inside. Not sure if she had just cooked dinner but it didn't help set the mood. Has a thick Russian accent which I think she thought was sexy but didn't do anything for me, especially since every time she opened her mouth I thought I smelled that odor. She made me lie under a sheet and kept it on the whole time. She ended up shorting my time by about 10 minutes, probably to hustle another monger in and out. Despite all that, the main thing that concerns me is that I thought I heard a man's voice and some sounds coming from one of the rooms. It may have been a neighbor through thin walls but not sure. Either way won't repeat.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/10024544

[Steve Pope]

And it comes for an ad for a trans gendered massage LMT. Who's going to TOFT and let us know for sure?

Maybe it's really Axl Rose or maybe Rose from 2-1/2 men. Scary stuff either way!