The Rat Trap

[Jazak]

Amazes me that some of you guys have not figured out yet who is behind all the hype and shilling on this forum. Also amazes me that you have not figured out who is trying to keep it alive.

Clue: Look at all the many one post wonders recently. Notice a pattern?

Right now my guess is about 50% of the active posters represent the same self-promoting interest who recently was asked to leave the building. A2 believes in Darwin. I believe that if we did, there would be only about 10 members here. The ones who saw through the bullshit on day one.

ET, You Have a valid point and I see what your trying to explain, But still no one person likes to be called a liar or made out to be someone they are not. It's all good until it happens to you, I know I have been there on this forum before and it's not much fun. All you can do is move on & talk about pussy or something else: o).

FlaKisser, the advice I would give to you is try to forget it and move on. If someone post something about the topic just ignore it, move on and talk about something else. It will pass in time.

Bottoms Up! & Having Fun!

Jazak.

[Jay7005]

Spot on ET. Time to move past the bullshit. Don't stoke the fire. Start ignoring it, and it eventually goes away.

Amazes me that some of you guys have not figured out yet who is behind all the hype and shilling on this forum. Also amazes me that you have not figured out who is trying to keep it alive.

Clue: Look at all the many one post wonders recently. Notice a pattern?

Right now my guess is about 50% of the active posters represent the same self-promoting interest who recently was asked to leave the building. A2 believes in Darwin. I believe that if we did, there would be only about 10 members here. The ones who saw through the bullshit on day one.

[MoreMike147]

Alabama 34, Florida 18.

We are doing this. Here?

[No Alibis]

Alabama 3 - Florida 87.

Alabama 34, Florida 18.

[Admin2]

A2, did it ever cross your mind that maybe there could be more then one self promoter? Not saying FlaKisser is or isn't a self promoter but I assure you JAG is not the only one around to do that kind of thing.

Just a thought.

Oh, one other thing which most probably already know but me and JAG did not exactly get along to good due to the LUXSA incident. So I would have no reason to support JAG at all.

There is no question that there are a group of self promoters in this city, no question at all. It's not writing style, fuck, that ridiculous PussyMan1 alt proves that, it's about the tone of the content. Maybe it's more apparent to me because I read so many more posts than you guys do.

[Jazak]

This isn't in blue, it's just me talking. Flakisser, not buying it. Don't care how many providers say it. Reason why? Relentless self promoters ALWAYS have to make it about them. You aren't even the first 500th guy that has been accused of being somebody else on this forum. None of them, not a one, not one single one ever HAD to be believed. None of them line up providers to "vouch" for them, none of them, not one, thank guys for saying "what we all already know. " You'll hang yourself, you can't help it.

A2, did it ever cross your mind that maybe there could be more then one self promoter? Not saying FlaKisser is or isn't a self promoter but I assure you JAG is not the only one around to do that kind of thing.

Just a thought.

Oh, one other thing which most probably already know but me and JAG did not exactly get along to good due to the LUXSA incident. So I would have no reason to support JAG at all.

[Jazak]

I thought the purpose of this site was to relay reliable information on the women, and the legitimacy of their services. Though now it seems guys are more concerned with pressing providers for information on other clients.

You are correct on all the other sections but not here on the RAT TRAP this section is for talking about what ever.

[Member #4882]

I am not the author but it reminded me of the Dearly Departed, Continually Reincarnated Individual, Car Driving Son of a Gun from this forum.

Seems like very board had some sort of review thread every week, usually about inflated scores or worse the fake reviews some unscrupulous folks submit in an effort to defraud the clueless hobbyist or boost a lady's average. Then ya have the only review that I feel is a laughing matter and which if I took the time to read my own submissions again I'd probally find myself guilty as the fellas I'm going to crack on here. Not naming anyone or do I have anyone either provider or hobbyist in mind as I write this, just have the urge to try and get a chuckle out of my unseen audience, so for the sake of fun let's take a satirical look at the typical "I'm a porn star" hobbyist review. Why'all know the kinds of reviews I'm talking about the ones that make the average American suburbanite sound like a Roman Love God worthy of having a constellation named for him. " look kids! To the left of the Big Dipper!! It's Schlongula the Roman God of the horizontal tango. " I've heard a few ladies comments on how us fellas write to make us seem John Holmes' and Peter North's man gravy was mixed in a lab before being inserted into 80's porn starlet Amber Lynn (got to give her props, first time I ever rubbed one out was one of her movies) to create a new breed of man a Robocop of the Kama Sutra. So here are 2 sides of a review of a fictional lady "Molly McBigguns".

His take:

I had been eyeing Molly's ads for a while and was excited to see she was going to be in my area so I sent her an introductory email, I could tell she was enjoying our back and forth emails that followed as we communicated for several days. I knew she was going to be into me. The evening before our date she sent me her number to text the following day, we started texting the morning of our date all day finally ending with the text with the room number. The door opens and she greets me with a look that says "this is better than I expected" a dfk that lingered long enough to let me know she was into me.

We chat for a bit and it's clear she is not going to rush this at all. We start to kiss and our clothes come off, she works her way down to my massive rock hard erection and pauses a second to appreciate the glorious sight of my swollen member. Finally she starts to work the head of my meat missle with her tongue and massaging my perfectly proportioned boys with her fingertips. She never actually deep throated me I guess she couldn't take it all it's not everyday a lady sees a trouser snake like this in person. I defied her mouth must be sore from the stretching I've gave it and lay her down and gently suckle her melons. I slowly work down to her snatch and slowly probe her musky sweetness with my tongue. While I'm doing this she cums at least 5 times as is evidenced by her cute girlish shrieks of pleasure. After giving her a minute to regain her composure after the through tongue lashing I gave her she applies the cover luckily I had brought my Magnums for the event. We start in CG and she takes a moment to work my love stick in her love pit. After getting used to my girth she slowly works her body in a circular motion that obviously pleased her as she had yet another O. She would stop every once in a while and slide off and look at my cock like she couldn't believe she was capable of taking such a magnificent tool. Decided to go to mish where I pounded her like no tommorrow our bodies working in perfect harmony, while we watched in the mirror by the bed, untill she screamed out in ecstasy letting me know I had fulfilled her to the point of no return as I emptied what seemed like a gallon into the Magnum cover. She got a washcloth and cleaned me up and we talked for a while really getting to know eachother and the mutual connection that only comes from the chemistry of two accomplished lovers who are totally fulfilled. She never watched the clock even though after as long as I stayed in the saddle and the time we spent talking we went way over. I would repeat and I only give her the 8 performance because she couldn't deep throat my massive meat whistle.

Damn this guy is a stud!! Let's hear Molly's take on the turn of events.

"John" sent me a message inquiring about my upcoming visit to his city. I nearly deleted his message the subject line read "can you take it" OMG what a douche but car payment was due so I figured what the hell? It took several emails to finally get what I needed from him for screening. Then I made the mistake of giving him my phone number too far ahead of time so he literally blew my phone up all fucking day! Every 10 minutes it was like "hey what ya doing" Jeez felt like middle school talking to this guy. He arrived 20 minutes early and I saw him making circles around the hotel, figured I'd let him in so he didn't attract more attention. Door opens and I stared dumbfounded he looked like that guy in the movie "Office Space", the annoying boss guy except he was wearing a leisure suit like Cousin Eddie in "Christmas Vacation". I just kept telling myself "damn I love my car" he leans in for a kiss and damn near swallows my head and I try and pull back I think the fucker bit my lip. He only booked an hour so I let him talk about his stamp collection and his expensive watch for a while hoping the actual physical part wouldn't last long, or maybe he would talk the whole time. Nope he ripped my dress off, had to get it repaired that dress cost more than twice what he paid me!! He lays on his back grinning at me like I'm supposed to be in awe of his crooked half flaccid penis. I start on the head (did I mention it was below average size I'm talking a 2 millimeter peter here) and I'm very gifted at oral but this odor like rancid cottage cheese was coming from his balls I just couldn't bring myself to go down there. Thankfully he finnaly wanted to go down on me, I thought " this won't be so bad, even the most ungifted partner can halfway do this right" WRONG! Mother fucker dove in like he was trying to win the pie eating contest at the state fair. I swear I think he bruised my damn labia!! Then he tried to stick a dry finger up my ass which made me scream. I just closed my eyes and went to my happy place like in "Happy Gilmore" only the midget was driving my BMW instead of riding a tricycle, don't know why but that always makes me laugh and gets me through a rough day at work. Then he whips out this wrinkled ass Magnum condom wrapper was sealed so figure hell let him keep his fantasy. He made a big production of "fitting" it over his semi erect penis. It was hanging off the end of him so much I kept stopping to make sure it hadn't came off. I rode him and had to keep moving side to side to create some sense of friction in the hopes he would finish, I'm often told how snug my vagina fits even an average cock but this was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. After about 2 minutes he wanted to go mish. He would watch in the mirror and I did as well but all that came to mind was that creepy ass scene in "American Psycho" where Christian Bale hired those two poor girls. Thank God I don't have Huey Lewis on my playlist or I would have ran naked through the lobby to escape that image!! He started making sounds like the principal in "Forrest Gump" he let out one final squeal and I knew he had finished. I did the usal professional courtesy of cleaning him up and disposing of the evidence which was surprisingly little in volume for the noise he made. Then he just hung out and showed me pictures of his toy poodle on his phone. Finnaly he left a hour after he should have so I could spend an hour in the shower and light some candles to get rid of the smell of cheap cold cuts his sweat left in the room.

[Member #5141]

Alabama 3 - Florida 87.

[Admin2]

This isn't in blue, it's just me talking. Flakisser, not buying it. Don't care how many providers say it. Reason why? Relentless self promoters ALWAYS have to make it about them. You aren't even the first 500th guy that has been accused of being somebody else on this forum. None of them, not a one, not one single one ever HAD to be believed. None of them line up providers to "vouch" for them, none of them, not one, thank guys for saying "what we all already know. " You'll hang yourself, you can't help it.

[BuffGuy111]

When you see a provider, why are guys asking about other dudes. I foucus on the lady I am with. Another thing, if FLKiss is posting reviews and behaving himself, who cares if he is Jag or not? I don't care, I have better things to worry about.

I totally agree! I can careless about another monger!

BG111.

[Vino 7373]

Sweetheart I never met you a day in my life. Fortunately for you I'm too classy to bring myself to your level of I guess they call it entertainment. You can't even spell very well and according to my research you don't know if you want to be a dude or a provider. You'd do well to keep my name out of your mouth, considering you really don't know me. Get a real job instead of lounging around thinking your shot pussy will do much for you other than merely getting by. As old as you are (or look) what do you have to show for your life? I'm sure it's not an Ira or investments of any type. I'm 23 with a lot to look forward to by the time I'm your age. Can you say that same? I guess not, considering all you do is fuck off in the rat trap. Nobody likes your crazy ass, they just let you rant here to laugh at you. Keep my name out of your mouth before you find out who the fuck I really am. Oh yea I know everything about you and the case you witnessed for. Dumb ***** get your facts straight before you mention people you don't know. I will take my "manly" calves and stomp your fucking face in the ground. I'm a southern sweetheart until you cross me and You're not hard to find, trust. Maybe should spend more time earning cool points with the right people rather than forum thugging. Dumbass.

The simple fact of the matter is that Savanna has been spewing her venom of BS for months, either on here with A2's blessings or on her BP ads. She has trashed countless mongers and providers. She has provided nothing but a shit sack fulls of lies and innuendos. Her stories are so absurb, a fifth grader wouldn't believe them. However, many idiots on USASG certainly do. This is because they don't have the brains that God gave a Billy Goat.

Why supposedly tough, grown men, are afraid of a wasted crack-infested little sack of a woman that uses pics in her ads that're years old, is totally beyond me. Oh, that's right, it's because they might just be the latest target of hate in her BP ads! She might sick Hitler's plane pilot on them if he were still alive! LOL.

Please allow me the privledge and the honor of divulging her latest form of idiocy. I cannot believe that this has been going on for weeks and no one has called her on it. Let's go to her BP ads. In them, she has a picture in the bottom right corner of the page, First, she has some nonsensical gibberish directed at the very, very ANCIENT One, that reads like a page from Alice in Wonderland's acid trip.

But let's go to the pictures that she has on there. These pictures were alledgedly taken from her former residence, the infamous extended stay behind the five star restaurant, Denny's, in the wonderful metropolis of Casselberry. You know it well, this is the place where she bragged about being their absolute best tenant. Apparantly, they didn't think so, since she posted multiple times that they had shut off her electricity in an attempt to get her to move out! LOL.

Anyhow, she posted about her room being violated, or whatever, when she was out. She has posted ON HER FUCKING BP ad, pictures of some "items" that she found in her room. The caption is called, "Presents I Find. " Notice the fourth grade grammar; but I digress.

The pictures that SHE posted on her OWN fucking BP ad are of hidden listening and video devices that were planted in her room! AKA "bugs!" Are you fucking kidding me? I mean really. This girl is stupid enough to place on her BP ad that her room had planted video and audio devices in it! What? Is she that dumb? Apparantly so.

And who exactly do you think put those bugs in your room, Miss Whackadoodle skank *****? Do you think the Extended stay wanted to increase their porn collection so badly, that they needed you, because of your eighties hair, that it would fit into their 30 year old porn movies that they show? NO, stupid dimwit! Those bugs were placed there by LEO so they could record your activities in an effort to put your skinny ass behind bars and the moron guys that are ignorant enough that see you! That's why they were there!

The only thing stupider than you posting pics on your BP ad of bugs placed in your room is the idiots on here and on BP that are still dumb enough to see you. Guess what, asswipes? You have now been compromised! AND, you did it while looking at the pictures of the reason that you were compromised on HER fucking website! What a dumb ass you are!

Personally, if I were another member of this great forum, I would put anyone on here that has given this washed up skank of a woman, a good review, on your ignore list. They have been compromised by LEO and the proof is right there on her fucking BP ad.

What a group of fucking morons. I mean, shit. How dumb could you people possibly be? It is absolutely amazing.

Here it is. Look quickly before she pulls the pics now that I've exposed what a complete moron she is.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...on-42/10989957

[Exec Talent]

I will be happy to forward the PM to any member or provider who is interested!
FlaKisser.

Amazes me that some of you guys have not figured out yet who is behind all the hype and shilling on this forum. Also amazes me that you have not figured out who is trying to keep it alive.

Clue: Look at all the many one post wonders recently. Notice a pattern?

Right now my guess is about 50% of the active posters represent the same self-promoting interest who recently was asked to leave the building. A2 believes in Darwin. I believe that if we did, there would be only about 10 members here. The ones who saw through the bullshit on day one.

[Otwist]

I thought the purpose of this site was to relay reliable information on the women, and the legitimacy of their services. Though now it seems guys are more concerned with pressing providers for information on other clients.

When you see a provider, why are guys asking about other dudes. I foucus on the lady I am with. Another thing, if FLKiss is posting reviews and behaving himself, who cares if he is Jag or not? I don't care, I have better things to worry about.

[No Alibis]

I thought the purpose of this site was to relay reliable information on the women, and the legitimacy of their services. Though now it seems guys are more concerned with pressing providers for information on other clients.