Positive Escort Reviews

[LuvInIt007]

Camera3, Got a few chuckles even out of my old ICE, Very well written and so true. So many new members come on to the forum and want dream puss give to them instantly. Does not work that way, got to do your home work read and learn. Be willing to help others as much as they help you and then you will enjoy what this forum has to offer from the mongers and the providers. Camera I think you will be a good welcoming person.

Jazak.

Bottoms Up! & Having Fun!

Well said A3 c3.

[Jazak]

AG,

Welcome to our little neighborhood. If you look around you will meet quite a few real gentlemen, a horse thief or two, a few strange fellows standing in the shadows with doughnut powder on their face, some of the finest ladies anywhere and a few pimply faced teenagers that don't know how to ask a chick out. What you won't find is anyone willing and ready to just open up our collective Rolodex's for a complete stranger.

Why? Because we don't know you and we don't know if you are an up and up one of us, an rightfully embarrassed vice squad member who pissed somebody off to get this assignment but is willing and ready to don his official Vice Squad Halloween costume that makes him look a lot like G I Joe, a pimp wannabe or one of the said pimply faced kids. But we are willing to steer you in a direction. If you will do just a few simple things you will be well on your way to find that illusive girl of your dreams.

First, just know, we accept pretty much everyone until they do something stupid or offensive. Hell, we even allow really stupid and offensive people to hang around. It gives us something to complain about. That is, until daddy has to stop the car. RTTF to find out what that means.

Second, and this is the most important thing you will read today, RTTF. And if you don't know what that stands for there is a guide to all the abbreviations at the top of the page. If you go back a few pages on the various threads you might find the girl of your dreams, anyway. Shit, if you just do a search of the words "Kissimmee" and "St. Cloud" and "Osceola" she might pop up. But you need to spend a couple of hours just bringing yourself up to speed.

Third, when you do find her, and she is out there, I know, because I have an appointment with her next Thursday, then you need to write a review. Shit, start writing reviews now. After all, you say you have been in the hobby for a while, please share some intel with the rest of us. Give before you get.

Play safe,

C3, AKA the duly elected fucking Welcome Wagon.

Camera3, Got a few chuckles even out of my old ICE, Very well written and so true. So many new members come on to the forum and want dream puss give to them instantly. Does not work that way, got to do your home work read and learn. Be willing to help others as much as they help you and then you will enjoy what this forum has to offer from the mongers and the providers. Camera I think you will be a good welcoming person.

Jazak.

Bottoms Up! & Having Fun!

[RoccoJeremmy]

I had to report that Amanda visited tonight and went home with a big smile. I wish I could say it was my package but it was really my vibrator. If you see her show special attention to her clit what a toy.

Be Safe.

Rufus.

Could you refer to which Amanda?

[FLAdventurer]

When I see a provider and she tell me her donations, I either accept it and make the dream appointment or not based on my funds availability. I think it is Disrespectful to ask a woman to accept a lesser donation personally. These woman have to put up with so much from us mongers. Some show up straight from work not showered or fresh off taking a dump. Some show up hairy or out of shape but want the provider to lick the crease under the folded flap over your belly. None of these things apply to myself personally but I have heard horror stories. Some of the ladies are not all princesses as well but we are the one's making that choice to see them. If you don't feel comfortable with the asking donations thank them for their time. Sometimes they will tell you they will lower the donation for you because you are polite and / or clean.

Just my $. 02.

BG111.

OK, so your imagination worries me.

"fresh off taking a dump. Some show up hairy or out of shape but want the provider to lick the crease under the folded flap over your belly. ".

This just proves we actually do have pretty good humor around here.

[BuffGuy111]

Since several posts have been brought up about this subject in this thread, I wanted to give my input. I have gotten many superb providers to give me a gift break. Their service has been spectacular and they have been more than willing, and happy, to see me again for the same gift. Giving and showing respect goes a long way in this hobby, even if you don't have a lot of gifts.

You never know unless you ask. Many girls are quite content to get a discounted rate than to not have their phone ring at all. Remember, some money is better than no money. You guys would be surprised at what can be achieved by simply asking about a discount and being respectful when you do it. Quite frankly, some of you guys are paying way, way too much for what you receive. If she says no, then she says no. At least she had the option. My. 02.

When I see a provider and she tell me her donations, I either accept it and make the dream appointment or not based on my funds availability. I think it is Disrespectful to ask a woman to accept a lesser donation personally. These woman have to put up with so much from us mongers. Some show up straight from work not showered or fresh off taking a dump. Some show up hairy or out of shape but want the provider to lick the crease under the folded flap over your belly. None of these things apply to myself personally but I have heard horror stories. Some of the ladies are not all princesses as well but we are the one's making that choice to see them. If you don't feel comfortable with the asking donations thank them for their time. Sometimes they will tell you they will lower the donation for you because you are polite and / or clean.

Just my $. 02.

BG111.

[BuffGuy111]

AG,

Welcome to our little neighborhood. If you look around you will meet quite a few real gentlemen, a horse thief or two, a few strange fellows standing in the shadows with doughnut powder on their face, some of the finest ladies anywhere and a few pimply faced teenagers that don't know how to ask a chick out. What you won't find is anyone willing and ready to just open up our collective Rolodex's for a complete stranger.

Why? Because we don't know you and we don't know if you are an up and up one of us, an rightfully embarrassed vice squad member who pissed somebody off to get this assignment but is willing and ready to don his official Vice Squad Halloween costume that makes him look a lot like G I Joe, a pimp wannabe or one of the said pimply faced kids. But we are willing to steer you in a direction. If you will do just a few simple things you will be well on your way to find that illusive girl of your dreams.

First, just know, we accept pretty much everyone until they do something stupid or offensive. Hell, we even allow really stupid and offensive people to hang around. It gives us something to complain about. That is, until daddy has to stop the car. RTTF to find out what that means.

Second, and this is the most important thing you will read today, RTTF. And if you don't know what that stands for there is a guide to all the abbreviations at the top of the page. If you go back a few pages on the various threads you might find the girl of your dreams, anyway. Shit, if you just do a search of the words "Kissimmee" and "St. Cloud" and "Osceola" she might pop up. But you need to spend a couple of hours just bringing yourself up to speed.

Third, when you do find her, and she is out there, I know, because I have an appointment with her next Thursday, then you need to write a review. Shit, start writing reviews now. After all, you say you have been in the hobby for a while, please share some intel with the rest of us. Give before you get.

Play safe,

C3, AKA the duly elected fucking Welcome Wagon.

My stomach is killing me LOL.

Do you have this spill saved so you only have to copy and paste next time? Or maybe A2 can add it to some sort of welcome aboard email or PM. LOL.

Great Stuff AC3.

BG111.

[BallSinn]

Ok I know I'm a newbie but I have to start somewhere. I'm only in Florida a few days a month and USASG isn't real big where I live. I've been lurking for a few months and finally found someone that based on the great reviews here I wanted to meet.

Met early this afternoon, and not to work off someone else's reviews, but again all spot on. Gorgeous, killer bod, great skills that I have never experienced, friendly, and certainly not a clock watcher. After we chatted for a bit to break the ice, I felt like I was meeting with a friend. The only thing I can contribute here is that for me, total pse.

Too bad she isn't planning on staying in the area, I may just have to go visit her, it's certainly worth the trip.

Thanks again Diamond, hope to see you again someday.

[TomStone68]

Had a meeting with Layla Love last week. Location is a safe house on the east side. Service was good, as always. Layla is always near-GFE. Nice kisser. CBJ, but guys, an amazing CBJ, so not much of a miss there. Damage was $. 6 hr. Nice, reliable provider who wants to please her customers very much.

No signs of the issues she was having over the last year. I would recommend. She doesn't post on BP, so I cannot provide a link, but she shouldn't be hard to find with a quick google or Escort Ads section.

[DazzlerDiamond]

Rufus is dead nuts on the money with his review. I had the pleasure of meeting with Diamond this afternoon. She is planning to stay until tomorrow. This is my fourth time dreaming of her and her pictures fall short of how hot she is in person. Beautiful, busty with a great ass. This was all out GFE with daty, dato, and BBBJ that has her deep throating in a most memorable fashion. The main event was quite possibly the best I have had ever in Orlando.

Rufus, help me understand how her dance card is not full the whole time she is in Orlando. This is one sexy, insatiable woman. She bounced me around the room like a rag doll. I hope that someone other than Rufus or myself goes and sees her and enjoys the moments as much as he and I have. Unfuckingbelievable. Plus she was dressed to kill and posed seductively on the couch prior to our encounter.

Gentlemen, if you want to have quite possibly your best or near best dream, she is the one.

How sweet, it was long over due if I say so myself! You two are wonderfully sweet and I love getting wild with you! Hope to do again soon! Xoxo -DreamDiamond.

[Camera3]

AG,

Welcome to our little neighborhood. If you look around you will meet quite a few real gentlemen, a horse thief or two, a few strange fellows standing in the shadows with doughnut powder on their face, some of the finest ladies anywhere and a few pimply faced teenagers that don't know how to ask a chick out. What you won't find is anyone willing and ready to just open up our collective Rolodex's for a complete stranger.

Why? Because we don't know you and we don't know if you are an up and up one of us, an rightfully embarrassed vice squad member who pissed somebody off to get this assignment but is willing and ready to don his official Vice Squad Halloween costume that makes him look a lot like G I Joe, a pimp wannabe or one of the said pimply faced kids. But we are willing to steer you in a direction. If you will do just a few simple things you will be well on your way to find that illusive girl of your dreams.

First, just know, we accept pretty much everyone until they do something stupid or offensive. Hell, we even allow really stupid and offensive people to hang around. It gives us something to complain about. That is, until daddy has to stop the car. RTTF to find out what that means.

Second, and this is the most important thing you will read today, RTTF. And if you don't know what that stands for there is a guide to all the abbreviations at the top of the page. If you go back a few pages on the various threads you might find the girl of your dreams, anyway. Shit, if you just do a search of the words "Kissimmee" and "St. Cloud" and "Osceola" she might pop up. But you need to spend a couple of hours just bringing yourself up to speed.

Third, when you do find her, and she is out there, I know, because I have an appointment with her next Thursday, then you need to write a review. Shit, start writing reviews now. After all, you say you have been in the hobby for a while, please share some intel with the rest of us. Give before you get.

Play safe,

C3, AKA the duly elected fucking Welcome Wagon.

Hi everyone I'm pretty new to the site but been in the hobby for awhile now. Anyone know of a nice young 18/19 provider in the Kissimmee area. Please PM me.

[ConstantBlue]

Recently I got this line from a provider: "my demand went up, and so did my rates. Sorry".

Well I was not, oh ok I was, as she has a killer body. The point is as old as the coke for 5 bucks. I know its coke, I love coke, and I am thirsty. I am still not paying the 5 for it. I will walk the extra mile and get a bottle of water for less than half, amd my thirst is quenched.

Two fifty, nope!

I agree that 250 for a really good driver is an excellent deal.

Being the median (which means half make more and half make less) household income in Florida is about 46,000 a year before taxes. Which is about 22 dollars an hour. 250 is in the one percentile of income and remember, these ladies are likely not paying income taxes. Hell, the average attorney in Florida makes less than 40 k a year and that is with 6 to 7 years of school.

[DreamForever69]

Since several posts have been brought up about this subject in this thread, I wanted to give my input. I have gotten many superb providers to give me a gift break. Their service has been spectacular and they have been more than willing, and happy, to see me again for the same gift. Giving and showing respect goes a long way in this hobby, even if you don't have a lot of gifts.

You never know unless you ask. Many girls are quite content to get a discounted rate than to not have their phone ring at all. Remember, some money is better than no money. You guys would be surprised at what can be achieved by simply asking about a discount and being respectful when you do it. Quite frankly, some of you guys are paying way, way too much for what you receive. If she says no, then she says no. At least she had the option. My. 02.

You have been doing this hobby longer than me but I cannot ask a provider that has seen me numerous times for a discount. Example: I have seen this smoking hot provider 17 times and she has NEVER been a no show. Why would I rock the boat if she has never done anything wrong to me. I obviously like her services so why should I ask or expect a discount especially if things have been going great between us.

[AmpsrGreat]

Hi everyone I'm pretty new to the site but been in the hobby for awhile now. Anyone know of a nice young 18/19 provider in the Kissimmee area. Please PM me.

[Vino 7373]

Since several posts have been brought up about this subject in this thread, I wanted to give my input. I have gotten many superb providers to give me a gift break. Their service has been spectacular and they have been more than willing, and happy, to see me again for the same gift. Giving and showing respect goes a long way in this hobby, even if you don't have a lot of gifts.

You never know unless you ask. Many girls are quite content to get a discounted rate than to not have their phone ring at all. Remember, some money is better than no money. You guys would be surprised at what can be achieved by simply asking about a discount and being respectful when you do it. Quite frankly, some of you guys are paying way, way too much for what you receive. If she says no, then she says no. At least she had the option. My. 02.

[Rufus2104]

I had to report that Amanda visited tonight and went home with a big smile. I wish I could say it was my package but it was really my vibrator. If you see her show special attention to her clit what a toy.

Be Safe.

Rufus.