Massage Parlor Reports

[SouthSideAndy]

So I hit up DD again. Struck out again, this time drew Jen who I'm pretty sure I've seen at another AMP in the area. Others have said they've had luck here but I don't know. All signs during every time I've been there pointed to a promising ending so maybe this place just doesn't allow it or they really really REALLY play it safe to make sure they know you. I'm now determined to crack this place although I should probably just give up since there are so many sure things in the area.

[Viriato]

Golden Hands popped up in my search, but aren't they closed?

Golden Hands isn't closed, or at least not as far as I'm aware. I haven't been there in about a month. They aren't an Asian place though. It's Eastern European. If you're into that sort of thing, Leah gives a great massage. I'd recommend asking for her.

The AMPs in Schaumburg are overpriced and mostly staffed by 40+ ladies.

I don't hit up AMPs all that often, but I do have a thing for MILFs and cougars, so 40+ ladies intrigue me. Any you'd recommend? Feel free to PM me.

[NeverTell]

I've been to some FS places in the past that actually get mad when all you want is a HJ or BJ. Is Pine like this? If I'm only wanting HJ is 40 tip enough? How much for CBJ? Is the massage actually any good? Sorry for all the questions. Want to spend my money wisely but need to stay fairly close to MDW.

As I have posted before, I have been to the Pine Tree many times over a numbers of years. Always reliable service. Semi-erotic table shower followed by what is usually a better than average massage. Typically you're going to be serviced by a late 30's, early 40's Asian gal. The current line up is something I have rarely seen at the Pine Tree. Nobody over 30, at least not the 3 I saw wandering around this morning. My girl was Jo Ann, cute and petite as they come, mid 20's. The 0ther 2 I saw looked to be in the same age bracket.

Jo Ann delivered the goods as one would expect, but had a nice little tease element to her, and without seeming phony. A really great time. My advice, get there ASAP. I can't see this line up lasting. They never do.

Standard 70 for the table shower. 80 on the flip. Very enthusiastic the whole time.

[Sinlover]

Are you looking for a massage or just the extras? What type of extras? What type of person, age, ethnicity? Incall, outcall. We have a melting pot of love here. It's like asking "What kind of car should I buy?" How the heck should we know. How much are you prepared to spend? Do you want a truck, SUV, convertible, etc.

Once you know what you want, state it in your next question. Or ask something like I am thinking of location "A" or "B." Then people will give you input. People appreciate guys that make an effort. So you need to make an effort. Last item: You seem to be striking out back home. When I used to travel there, I was just fine. Covington, perhaps better. But it is possible that you are scaring-off the girls. So a few tidbits of advice. (1) Don't show up in front of the place in your squad car. (2) leave the walky talky home. (3) Seriously, never ask for anything (extras-wise) specific (If they ask what type of massage, I used to say: start medium and finish soft) and (4) never ever offer money for any act. (5) Be mellow, polite, friendly. (6) If something (massage-wise) feels good say so, (7) Don't bother with the towel. (8) Don't ask too many questions.

When I first started, I was always agitated, wondering "Will it happen? Will it happen?" That is the best way to ensure you will have a BAD time. Just enjoy the massage for what it's worth. When you relax, good things happen. Offer her a massage. Feet, hands, shoulders. Not just grab-ass. They are tired. Always ask permission to do anything. It's a sign of respect and everyone, even MTs deserve respect. If you are nice, friendly, and show respect, your odds will improve.

The rest of the folks may offer better advice, but that my 2 cents.

VERY well said, this post should be required reading for newbies.

[Cali Scorpio]

The AMPs in Schaumburg are overpriced and mostly staffed by 40+ ladies. You might find a hidden gem if you know where to go and whom to ask for. If you have rubmaps subscription, you'll find reviews on all the AMPs.

Hi,

Coming to Schaumburg IL in early Oct. For business.

Ran a quick google search for asain massage and got about 6 hits.

Not having any luck searching the forum by name.

In the IL forum what city is the best link to find reviews on the Schaumburg AMP's? Since I don't see Schaumburg listed.

Any feedback or recommendations to get me started?

Golden Hands popped up in my search, but aren't they closed?

I will continue to RTFF and search TF using Mt Propsect and Lombard as they seem the closest geographically, but any help would truly speed things up.

Thanks.

[ChiHappiness]

Check out the Roselle forum for info. If you look on backpage, check woodfield mall. GH is still open and the best option if you want EMP.

Hi,

Coming to Schaumburg IL in early Oct. For business.

Ran a quick google search for asain massage and got about 6 hits.

Not having any luck searching the forum by name.

In the IL forum what city is the best link to find reviews on the Schaumburg AMP's? Since I don't see Schaumburg listed.

Any feedback or recommendations to get me started?

Golden Hands popped up in my search, but aren't they closed?

I will continue to RTFF and search TF using Mt Propsect and Lombard as they seem the closest geographically, but any help would truly speed things up.

Thanks.

[BabyBoy2013]

For those of us that like to travel a little, I hooked up with this little Thai Princess yesterday. She is just like I remember back in Thailand. She is very sweet, still working on her Engrish a little. She is petite, with nice rack, and nice legs. Gives the authentic Thai massage, and gives fabulous ending. YMMV, I just enjoyed her, she was no rush and very accommodating. I don't do FS so I didn't ask, but it may be on the menu. She is working in Lincoln Square area.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ts-23/22101700

Hey was this at a spa or an apartment I'm near the area I might give it a shot thanks.

[Vegas Scott]

Hi,

Coming to Schaumburg IL in early Oct. For business.

Ran a quick google search for asain massage and got about 6 hits.

Not having any luck searching the forum by name.

In the IL forum what city is the best link to find reviews on the Schaumburg AMP's? Since I don't see Schaumburg listed.

Any feedback or recommendations to get me started?

Golden Hands popped up in my search, but aren't they closed?

I will continue to RTFF and search TF using Mt Propsect and Lombard as they seem the closest geographically, but any help would truly speed things up.

Thanks.

[MrGray]

Based on your current 8 posts, you mostly ask questions, even in Cinncy rather than sharing information The best advice, therefore is to start by reading the existing Chicago and South Suburb posts, going back a couple months. Google phone numbers and read reviews from other sites to form a short list of places. You will be heading near Chinatown which has many places. Also try to narrow down your choices. Are you looking for a massage or just the extras? What type of extras? What type of person, age, ethnicity? Incall, outcall. We have a melting pot of love here. It's like asking "What kind of car should I buy?" How the heck should we know. How much are you prepared to spend? Do you want a truck, SUV, convertible, etc.

Once you know what you want, state it in your next question. Or ask something like I am thinking of location "A" or "B." Then people will give you input. People appreciate guys that make an effort. So you need to make an effort. Last item: You seem to be striking out back home. When I used to travel there, I was just fine. Covington, perhaps better. But it is possible that you are scaring-off the girls. So a few tidbits of advice. (1) Don't show up in front of the place in your squad car. (2) leave the walky talky home. (3) Seriously, never ask for anything (extras-wise) specific (If they ask what type of massage, I used to say: start medium and finish soft) and (4) never ever offer money for any act. (5) Be mellow, polite, friendly. (6) If something (massage-wise) feels good say so, (7) Don't bother with the towel. (8) Don't ask too many questions.

When I first started, I was always agitated, wondering "Will it happen? Will it happen?" That is the best way to ensure you will have a BAD time. Just enjoy the massage for what it's worth. When you relax, good things happen. Offer her a massage. Feet, hands, shoulders. Not just grab-ass. They are tired. Always ask permission to do anything. It's a sign of respect and everyone, even MTs deserve respect. If you are nice, friendly, and show respect, your odds will improve.

The rest of the folks may offer better advice, but that my 2 cents.

I sincerely appreciate the advice bob521. In general I pretty much stick close to the rules you mentioned. I believe Cincy has just been more cautious lately. I've only had success in Richmond ky. But I will go back through some threads here and be more specific next time as far as what I'm looking for. I was just throwing this out there just to see if there was any quick answers or info that anyone would have since I'm obviously not from there. But again your info and advice is truly appreciated. Thanks a lot!

[Bob521]

Hello all! Currently living in Cincinnati and I will be driving up to Chicago in about a month. I am trying to find a parlor that I can stop by on my way there or in the city. The places in cincy suck and attempting anything extra is dam near impossible. I've been checking out the ones on here and there seems to be plenty, but I want to make sure I'm choosing wisely. Any suggestions would help. Thanks be safe!

Based on your current 8 posts, you mostly ask questions, even in Cinncy rather than sharing information The best advice, therefore is to start by reading the existing Chicago and South Suburb posts, going back a couple months. Google phone numbers and read reviews from other sites to form a short list of places. You will be heading near Chinatown which has many places. Also try to narrow down your choices. Are you looking for a massage or just the extras? What type of extras? What type of person, age, ethnicity? Incall, outcall. We have a melting pot of love here. It's like asking "What kind of car should I buy?" How the heck should we know. How much are you prepared to spend? Do you want a truck, SUV, convertible, etc.

Once you know what you want, state it in your next question. Or ask something like I am thinking of location "A" or "B." Then people will give you input. People appreciate guys that make an effort. So you need to make an effort. Last item: You seem to be striking out back home. When I used to travel there, I was just fine. Covington, perhaps better. But it is possible that you are scaring-off the girls. So a few tidbits of advice. (1) Don't show up in front of the place in your squad car. (2) leave the walky talky home. (3) Seriously, never ask for anything (extras-wise) specific (If they ask what type of massage, I used to say: start medium and finish soft) and (4) never ever offer money for any act. (5) Be mellow, polite, friendly. (6) If something (massage-wise) feels good say so, (7) Don't bother with the towel. (8) Don't ask too many questions.

When I first started, I was always agitated, wondering "Will it happen? Will it happen?" That is the best way to ensure you will have a BAD time. Just enjoy the massage for what it's worth. When you relax, good things happen. Offer her a massage. Feet, hands, shoulders. Not just grab-ass. They are tired. Always ask permission to do anything. It's a sign of respect and everyone, even MTs deserve respect. If you are nice, friendly, and show respect, your odds will improve.

The rest of the folks may offer better advice, but that my 2 cents.

[DrDerrick]

For those of us that like to travel a little, I hooked up with this little Thai Princess yesterday. She is just like I remember back in Thailand. She is very sweet, still working on her Engrish a little. She is petite, with nice rack, and nice legs. Gives the authentic Thai massage, and gives fabulous ending. YMMV, I just enjoyed her, she was no rush and very accommodating. I don't do FS so I didn't ask, but it may be on the menu. She is working in Lincoln Square area.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ts-23/22101700

[MrGray]

Hello all! Currently living in Cincinnati and I will be driving up to Chicago in about a month. I am trying to find a parlor that I can stop by on my way there or in the city. The places in cincy suck and attempting anything extra is dam near impossible. I've been checking out the ones on here and there seems to be plenty, but I want to make sure I'm choosing wisely. Any suggestions would help. Thanks be safe!

[Bob521]

Ha, Bob. I WISH I was that young. Just ran across the video and thought we might be able to talk one of our favorite AMPs into setting something up like that. For fun of course.

Yeah. You know it is a shame we (a few forum members) do not own a spa. Imagine all the business it would bring in if guys knew the quality control was there. I was joking that Jun Spa in Mount Prospect seems to be owned by a guy named Bob (no relation) who seems like one of us. I also know 3-4 girls that want to start their own spas. I'm guessing my wife would not like the investment.

[Genghis2]

Thanks for sharing this video. You are much younger than I imagined! Real star quality. I assume you are a method actor and rehearse quite a bit!

Ha, Bob. I WISH I was that young. Just ran across the video and thought we might be able to talk one of our favorite AMPs into setting something up like that. For fun of course.

[Bob521]

Thanks for sharing this video. You are much younger than I imagined! Real star quality. I assume you are a method actor and rehearse quite a bit!

Hey guys, check out this video. Maybe we can get some of the AMPs to set up something like this. Requires some serious trust on our part though, as a guy could get really hurt on one of those. LOL.

http://www.redtube.com/870388

Have a nice day.