Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6955]

Do you know where batsh*t crazy Kim is these days? I have not seen her for a few years. She is one of my favorites though. Amazing table shower and great view.

Haven't been to SS in forever. Decided to give papasan and his girls a try. Walked in and asked to see a line up. To my surprise KIM was there. She's put on a few pounds since I've last seen her. Still a bit 'cray cray', but def worth a coinage.

[FloridaBum]

Do you know where batsh*t crazy Kim is these days? I have not seen her for a few years. She is one of my favorites though. Amazing table shower and great view.

Second time visiting here. First time was when they first opened and were running a FH massage for. 50. Ok gal, but no extras offerred and seemed unsure of what was going on. Good massage for the money so I didn't complain.

Decided to try again. FH for. 60 and got CICI. Descent looking gal with descent massage, but then came the extras and to say that we didn't gel with each other was an understatement. I don't get when you keep telling someone during and afterwards that you are not satisfied and they still don't get it. She acted like she wanted to give extras, but then all of sudden would not let me touch her anywhere and acted like she was a prude. I keep telling her that I thought she was a tease and that I didn't trust her. She went into this pathetic penthouse forum sex talk routine with her pathetic english and kept asking me if I liked porn. I told her I am more of a visual guy and I wasn't satisfied with no showing or touching. At the end she told me she had to get to know me better. BS, either you offer the service or not. Don't give me that BS. I guess I messed up when I told her I was local, but she just lost a possible regular versus winning one. I guess I am spoiled from NT that was on and is now closed. Lucy was always awesome for a 1/2 hour massage with full visual / roaming. Even batsh*t crazy Kim at NT who was smoking hot, would tell you every time that she remembered you and then the next line was that she is new and just got licensed. Next thing you know she is fully naked and offerring up her menu. CICI has many things to learn. Orlando needs better AMPs again. Thanks MBI.

To all the newbies, if you want the best experience of your life go to Tampa and hit Ocean spa. It will cost you a pretty penny, but the talent is off the charts. Playboy types. Be carefull because if you walk in, you will blow a lot of money, but even the gal at the front that only takes your money is hotter then all of Orlando AMPs. Crazy!

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...pists/10203800

Stay safe and have fun.

[World Peace]

Afternoon all,

Excuse my ignorance, but would someone be able to PM me with the 411 on IHOP please? I'd love to check it out but not sure where / what exactly it is. Other than my fav place to get pancakes at 3 am.

Thanks.

WP.

[PeaceLover1305]

All,

Having been an avid reader of this lovely forum. I have now taken enough time to understand the Dos and Donts. To begin with. Opportunities for this hobby do not come frequently for me. An opportunity jumped this AM. I began chatting with PSS (popular in another forum. Not AMP) and she was kind enough to respond (me. Being a Newbie). Between her schedules and mine. We could not meet. But I would like to state that she has been very professional and has all my regards to her. She will be in the top list for me next time to try.

I did settle for an alternate usual AMP. I must state that being careful is very key for us mangers and the providers. I happen to hear some stories from this provider in Altamonte which puts all of us in unpleasantness. As such. My humble request to all are that let's be very cautious in posting our comments and resort to private messaging for details and references. Staying away from names of individuals and establishments will help all of us to be joyful and merry for a long time.

This provider for me is awesome and always available for everything. I will certainly repeat as the dreams are always awwesooome.

Be safe and enjoy folks!

[LickaLot]

Anyone have recommendations for any Hand & Stone massage girls? PM me with any help, thanks.

[SpikeFL]

What is luxsa contact info? Google and backpage have no results.

Hey MG, they post frequently on this Board with contact details and scheduled technicians.

Good luck!

SFL.

[MadisonGuy69]

What is luxsa contact info? Google and backpage have no results.

[Nohassles]

I stopped by this place recently and got Ruby. Pleasant looking Korean, mid 30's average build. She told me she has been there a few months from Tampa. I got my hopes up after hearing Tampa because I've read they have pretty open menus there. Standard table shower, not much play and sub-par massage. At the flip she starts he which was fair. I attempted to get some of her clothes off and she wouldn't do it. She would pull the shirt up and that was it. Bra and everything else stayed on. The deed was done and she cleaned up. Overall it was a below average AMP experience. I will not repeat. House. 8 tip. 4.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...827-27/7117719

NH.

[KanMilk]

Went there saw Kim. Smaller than I like. Could tell she was trying to finish a monger while I got comfortable. Felt a bit rushed. Lots of OTC roaming but nothing more than the standard HE. She tried to kiss me but I don't get down like that. Total Mario. 8.

Won't repeat. With her.

[The Don1]

A match made in heaven. Had a great time with Skype today. I will be going back very soon.

[Member #4574]

New to this board. Felt it was important to post. I visited Skylar today and let me just say it was AMAZING. She's a pretty cool chick, and she adds a few touches to her body rub that takes it to another level. If you're looking a nice time, with a cute girl and still leave happy, you definitely want to go see Skylar! Treat her with respect, enjoy her company and conversation and she'll ensure she does her best to make sure you leave satisfied and happy. Thanks for an amazing time Skylar! See you around.

[Mclovin407]

Must have crossed a line in the sand. Tried jaguarxf keyword search but nuttin in Rattrap.

Try searching "Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass"

A2

Stern. Doesn't like BS but with a bit of sarcasm!

[Vajayjayhunter]

Read the Rat Trap. Out of commission.

Must have crossed a line in the sand. Tried jaguarxf keyword search but nuttin in Rattrap.

Try searching "Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass"

A2

[Shizzy6969]

Orange. Yoshiko are all pretty high standard with a spinner body. You can also cross the bridge to st. Pete for some good shops and AMP like Aloha and pt.

[Littleshyguy]

Second time visiting here. First time was when they first opened and were running a FH massage for. 50. Ok gal, but no extras offerred and seemed unsure of what was going on. Good massage for the money so I didn't complain.

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To all the newbies, if you want the best experience of your life go to Tampa and hit Ocean spa. It will cost you a pretty penny, but the talent is off the charts. Playboy types. Be carefull because if you walk in, you will blow a lot of money, but even the gal at the front that only takes your money is hotter then all of Orlando AMPs. Crazy!

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...pists/10203800

Stay safe and have fun.

Sad news for you and us all. Ocean Spa over in Tampa was busted about a year ago (roughly). They were too good for their own good, if you know what I mean.

If you want a similar experience in Tampa, go to Orange Spa off of Dale Mabry. Still going to pay up to $220, but the girl will be VERY hot. Yoshiko Spa off of Kennedy is basically the same for about the same or even more!

Ocean was the best of the lot, in my experience. I do miss their "Can't Miss" line-up of very nice young beauties.