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[Ricky James1]

This chick was a total waste of time today. I didn't see any reviews here or elsewhere so figured I'd do the TOFTT thing. Appointment moved due to hotel check in which is cool, then I got the "I'm having trouble checking in" text, then more bs, etc. Blah, blah. I was already in the area and if you can't get a hotel room around International Dr on a Monday afternoon in, low season then you are mentally retarded. But, I hung out at a local bar / grill and had a good time talking to folks since after the first 30 minutes I knew it was over. Every 20 minutes I'd still text back for a laugh and ask if she was ready and it was another excuse like I just checked in and getting settled, housekeeping, locked myself out of the room, my friend just got raped a unicorn. You get the picture. Every time she would follow it up with "give me a sec babe. " So after 90 minutes I figured I'd drive to the hotel for the heck of it just to see and sure enough, I saw her, her fat friend that is in some of her ads and Flavor Flav getting into a car and driving off. This whole day was made by seeing Flavor Flav. This guy just walked out of 1989. He was no doubt the coolest guy in that hotel and I say that with sincerity. So, after that I got on the I4 parking lot and finally called her out on the BS and told her to fuck off. My phone blew up with texts and I didn't check them for about 30 minutes since figured they weren't nice and probably crazy. But, when is finally checked them they were the opposite. All apologies, telling me to come back now, discounts, and again with the "housekeeping in the hallway and I didn't want to get in trouble" speech. All BS. Housekeeping doesn't come at 6 pm and only five cars in the parking lot anyways. Those rooms were ready all day. Obviously I didn't go back because I am pretty sure that would have been a rob by Flavor Flav. What provider would see you after you tell them to fuck off? None.

For more of RJ's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day please turn to the Streetwalker thread...
http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ng-23/11105866

[BuffGuy111]

Some dick won't get on her shit about posting fake pictures!

You have a point! She got balls for using her real pics! We have to give her props for that.

[BuffGuy111]

She could have had pics of #2 in the toilet bowl!

My lunch is ruined lmao!

[CflGeek]

Just texted and got back $. 2 hh / $$ hr. Any info on her? GIS and TinEye report no fakes. Might dream. Thoughts?

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...wn-19/11150411

[FLAdventurer]

Every time I post something _ the words are changed -.

Like she use to. To - she was to?

And I heard you can't post her old name Brit Brat. Lets see if this gets posted -.

I stopped doing that, it was a mistake to tell guys that couldn't post about certain chicks. Most of the decisions I make when I'm pissed off turn out to be so.

A2

A2, I don't follow what you are saying. Are you saying we are not to post about certain chicks?

Sorry, it was late and I was tired.

No I'm saying the opposite, I no longer stop guys from posting about chicks that fuck around with the forum. I did that back when I was just a little bitty moderator and had no idea how impossible that would quickly become.

I've never been too proud to admit a fuckup when I make one and that idea was a bad one.

A2

[MoreMike147]

Which girl?

- Sophia. She changed her number and there was a dude talking in the background. Reliable source let me know she has management.

Hayden-.

Those are all Hayden's pics. She was to go by be. Be.

Every time I post something _ the words are changed -.

Like she use to. To - she was to?

And I heard you can't post her old name Brit Brat. Lets see if this gets posted -.

I stopped doing that, it was a mistake to tell guys that couldn't post about certain chicks. Most of the decisions I make when I'm pissed off turn out to be so.

A2

[MoreMike147]

She seems to have pics from different ads for different people associated with her ads and number.

Which girl?

- Sophia. She changed her number and there was a dude talking in the background. Reliable source let me know she has management.

Hayden-.

Those are all Hayden's pics. She was to go by be. Be.

[Zhagolo51]

Had a dream with her. Def. Young and new to the bis. 19 why / o body great long legs and fantastic ass. Everything covered as mentioned. Kitty is tight and likes being on top. Dream was ok. Nothing really to rave about besides her great ass and long legs. If you like young tall spinners she is your girl. She is heading to Miami in the next few days. $ HH.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...image=11114886

19.

From a town in oklahoma that I am very familiar with.

Smokin hot figure, runners body with hangers.

5'11".

Incredibly sweet.

Would never know she was a provider if you met her outside.

Speaks just like she grew up in the burbs.

She chose to get on top!

Dream lasted 3 min. , that's all I could take, tight!

Completely fresh and clean.

All covered, leaves for Miami soon.

Has a friend that posts around the same time also, Roxi, saw her from a distance at the pool. Looked fairly cute.

Stop by and say Hello, Zero mgmt. Zero drama.

Good luck boys.

[Ricky James1]

She seems to have pics from different ads for different people associated with her ads and number.

So after missing Aubrianne (or how ever you spell her name) - she even wrote me on here saying she would see me at 5 pm but I did not get it until 8 pm. Fuckin A!

FLAdventurer. Set that up for me BTW. Props to him! - but I messed up.

Then I went to go see Sophia / Evelyn = the Flakiest of the Flaky (review on her in the negative section).

I thought to myself. You know? Who do I really want and why wouldn't I just use my coins for what I've been looking at for 4 -6 weeks!

So I called Hayden and told her I was coming from Orlando to Melbourne to see her. And she said can not wait to meet you!

I could write the whole story down and and brag about the amazing. GFE - I mean not just good for everything. But " Girl Friend Experience " GFE.

I only write about good reviews usually. So don't just think I say every girl is good. Theres many I have not reviewed.

When I got there. She was drunk as shit. And funny as hell. We chilled and just talked. And she did not count that towards my time at all -.

I was her last visitor for the night and I drove an hour and 40 minutes to get there so she told me she wasnt going to watch the clock. And just enjoy myself.

Which is a special occasion -.

Her body is so tight. BBBJ! Daty! Doty! Cfs. Doggie! - switched it up multiple times. Then chilled for 20 minutes / laughed / talked. Then she threw me down and just BBBJ again and loved it! I pulled her towards me and we made out for a very long. Long time!

I'm not saying everyone gets the same treatment and I'm sure its based on your looks and skill. I'm younger. And this chick to me is where its at right now.

I'm going to repeat!

She's not cheap - $$. 6 for an hour. She didn't watch the clock and I had her for 2. 4 hours brothers! - well worth the price. And I know she will not do the same next time. We just kinda connected and it was my lucky night! - I drove home at 6 am and I still hvnt gone to bed -.

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Femal...xx-21/10637928

Pm me for pics -.

[Member #6031]

I don't know if she's actually pregnant. That smaller bump looks like "Alien" trying to make it's way out.

As I get bored I like to scroll through BP to look for stupidity in the pics of the posted ads. This one was a little strange. Not because of her appearing to be pregnant, but it's what she has in her hand in the event she is pregnant. See for yourself.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...image=11104376

BG111.

[Ricky James1]

So did you actually see her or just call her and find out she is "bubbly and polite?" A review would be cool....

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-u-23/11140524

She's brand new to this. Get it before its either gone or everyone else has. I ran her number. She's real. I called her. She's very bubbly! - polite.

And I explained to her how to hide her identity.

And ya I agree to this all day.

Hell No!

Even if this one was smoking hot I could not bring myself to see this her! http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...image=11144381..

[Ricky James1]

I saw that too and it's flat out one of the funniest ads I've seen and what makes it so damn funny is the title, "you don't want to miss this. ".

Looks like piss in the bowl too. Classy!

[RookieMonger]

I'm setting an appointment with her lmfao! Sexy.

BG111.

She could have had pics of #2 in the toilet bowl!

[BuffGuy111]

Looks like piss in the bowl too. Classy!

I'm setting an appointment with her lmfao! Sexy.

BG111.

[Exec Talent]

As I get bored I like to scroll through BP to look for stupidity in the pics of the posted ads. This one was a little strange. Not because of her appearing to be pregnant, but it's what she has in her hand in the event she is pregnant. See for yourself.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...image=11104376

BG111.

Some dick won't get on her shit about posting fake pictures!