Streetwalker Reports

[Mi Fireman]

I was driving around at work last night and I spotted what I thought was good looking pussssy but instead I got burned. It was around 3 am on Vernor. I spotted a Caucasian female with shoulder length brown hair, five feet tall and one hundred pounds. She wore a tan t-shirt and black leggings. As I passed by I thought she was maybe nineteen years old. Boy was I wrong. I scooped her up on Vernor and Pearl and this nineteen year old I thought I scooped was actually in her mid to late fifties. She had a rough face, no teeth, and the smell, holy shiiit. She stunk so bad. I pulled over to the next side street and told her it was a bad idea and I didn't want to go thru with any date. She got absolutely irate and threw a tantrum. She was like, no, you saw that other biiiithch walk by and you want to go pick her up. I was like no, I don't want to do a date with you. Then she was like, well, I want some money for my time. I was like, you've been in my car for one minute, I'm not giving you anything. I was like, I was the only car on the road, no one was going to pick you up. She's like, okay fine, I'm calling the police and we can both go to jail. She's like, I don't care if I go to jail. She's like, you wasted my time. I want some money. She's like, someone would have picked me up by now. I thought, fuccck this * I snatched her phone out of her hand and threw it out the van window. I started to slowly pull away and told her that if she wants her phone she better get out. I was up to about four miles per hour when the door opened and she hopped out (cussing). I'm going to have to double check any brunettes I want to pick up to ensure its not her. What a fucccccking biiiitch.

Holy shit dude, sorry you had to deal with that, but that is some funny shit. Glad you were unable to get out of the situation without much trouble.

[The Mad Humper]

I was driving around at work last night and I spotted what I thought was good looking pussssy but instead I got burned. It was around 3 am on Vernor. I spotted a Caucasian female with shoulder length brown hair, five feet tall and one hundred pounds. She wore a tan t-shirt and black leggings. As I passed by I thought she was maybe nineteen years old. Boy was I wrong. I scooped her up on Vernor and Pearl and this nineteen year old I thought I scooped was actually in her mid to late fifties. She had a rough face, no teeth, and the smell, holy shiiit. She stunk so bad. I pulled over to the next side street and told her it was a bad idea and I didn't want to go thru with any date. She got absolutely irate and threw a tantrum. She was like, no, you saw that other biiiithch walk by and you want to go pick her up. I was like no, I don't want to do a date with you. Then she was like, well, I want some money for my time. I was like, you've been in my car for one minute, I'm not giving you anything. I was like, I was the only car on the road, no one was going to pick you up. She's like, okay fine, I'm calling the police and we can both go to jail. She's like, I don't care if I go to jail. She's like, you wasted my time. I want some money. She's like, someone would have picked me up by now. I thought, fuccck this * I snatched her phone out of her hand and threw it out the van window. I started to slowly pull away and told her that if she wants her phone she better get out. I was up to about four miles per hour when the door opened and she hopped out (cussing). I'm going to have to double check any brunettes I want to pick up to ensure its not her. What a fucccccking biiiitch.

[Mi Fireman]

Lucky for you, you hit it. I didn't, neither did a lot of others. Her dumb a $$ made an ad on BP earlier this year.

I must have caught her when she was horny, sober, and in a good mood. The strangest thing is that she actually seemed into it, LOL.

[Speaker Boner]

Molly has had a working phone # for a while. Maybe if you didn't treat her like a cumrag she would have given it to you.

Also. You are right! I have seen the error of my ways! Next time I see her, I'm going to give her flowers and a box of chocolate! I'm a terrible heathen! LOL!

[Speaker Boner]

Molly has had a working phone # for a while. Maybe if you didn't treat her like a cumrag she would have given it to you.

Why would I want her phone #?

[Moriarty1875]

So. Is the "Triangle" officially dead or what? I haven't seen shit through there (except around the Lenore house) in weeks! Should I stop wasting my time driving through those shitty streets, or what?

Where's Molly been lately? I haven't seen her in a long time; I miss emptying my sack into her skank mouth!

Molly has had a working phone # for a while. Maybe if you didn't treat her like a cumrag she would have given it to you.

[Jbfe147]

So. Is the "Triangle" officially dead or what? I haven't seen shit through there (except around the Lenore house) in weeks! Should I stop wasting my time driving through those shitty streets, or what?

Where's Molly been lately? I haven't seen her in a long time; I miss emptying my sack into her skank mouth!

Molly is usually on 6 near that coney island and by the gas station. I believe the street is Winston but she's taken a dive downhill. Good luck.

[Boone06]

Drove through Fort and saw a WSW sitting at the gas station Looked mid 30's with blonde hair. Also saw a BSW look around mid 20's. Nice backside but not my type.

Then hit the triangle the only thing I saw there was 2 uncles. Boy things are dead right now.

[StreetLegal]

Power seems to be out along the are.

Can't see crap due to street light out and most of the man holes are sticking out in such manner that you could bust or slice a tire if you are not bobbing and weaving. Literally, to stay safe I'd avoid this are unless you drive some serious truck with serious tires. The talent seems to be hanging out close to 8 Mile and Winchester where there is a bit more light, but still pretty dark. Stay safe.

[Mr Odessa]

Yeah like Barber said, I probably got away with one there. This board is an awesome resource for sure.

Lucky for you, you hit it. I didn't, neither did a lot of others. Her dumb a $$ made an ad on BP earlier this year.

[Speaker Boner]

So. Is the "Triangle" officially dead or what? I haven't seen shit through there (except around the Lenore house) in weeks! Should I stop wasting my time driving through those shitty streets, or what?

Where's Molly been lately? I haven't seen her in a long time; I miss emptying my sack into her skank mouth!

[Mi Fireman]

Lmao. Yeah, the Asian Liz chick is a huge retard and a bigger waste of time. Chick almost got me in some drama years ago. Too bad because she is cute as a button, but it ain't worth it. It also changed my mind frame on messing with SWs, along with other things.

Yeah like Barber said, I probably got away with one there. This board is an awesome resource for sure.

[Mi Fireman]

Lmao. Yeah, the Asian Liz chick is a huge retard and a bigger waste of time. Chick almost got me in some drama years ago. Too bad because she is cute as a button, but it ain't worth it. It also changed my mind frame on messing with SWs, along with other things.

Yeah like Barber said, I probably got away with one there. This board is an awesome resource for sure.

[Mr Odessa]

Don't Want to be harsh with you since you're a newbie, so I'll suggest you use the search filter. You might have second thoughts about dating again though. All I can say is you probably got off lucky, rolling my eyeballs.

Lmao. Yeah, the Asian Liz chick is a huge retard and a bigger waste of time. Chick almost got me in some drama years ago. Too bad because she is cute as a button, but it ain't worth it. It also changed my mind frame on messing with SWs, along with other things.

[ThegPunter]

Power seems to be out along the are.

I drove thru the are and had construction cones throughout. No activity going on with exception of one BSW just above State Fair who seemed TGTBT. Kept goin.