The Massholes

[Nrlmus]

I think you guys are acting stupid. Many of you date these girls or take them out to dinner or drinks and enjoy their company. Just as many of us have lives which we are happy with and should anyone find out our dirty secrets would cause quite a disruption to our lives. For any of you to say that either is wrong is fucked up. Respect privacy and anonymity as much as you respect your freedom and everyone's happy. The girls understand and always take the customers into another room as the next customer enters. The one place we can come together and discuss our hobby with a certain amount of anonymity is here. Why would you guys want to fuck with that? Can we get back to discussing our favorites and why?

Dude, you already wrote on this thread that you have "taken a point" and that you going to go and do us all a favor and marry a fucking w* And now instead of doing that you're back with lovie-dovie, oochi coochi, sissy-whissy type of crap on the totally perfect asshole thread. And that makes you a real shit!

You have zillions of threads on this forum where to discuss your favorite piece of ass, and instead you choose to give us your polite over-civilized suburban baloney here! Now, are you a fuckhead or a dickhead for doing that? That's your choice because to tell you the truth I don't see the third option. People like Ledger, like Purplemoon or whatever his fucking name is come here to get themselves whipped the fuck out off by the rest of this noble membership and you come here instead to teach us your stupid-ass fucking manners while you have to be out there searching for the w* to marry, something you've been tasked with several pages back! What's up with that?

Come on you damn ass! Go do your thing! You've got a mission in life now.

[Skatar018]

Can we get back to discussing our favorites and why?

Fuck you. This is not the forum to post reviews, this is the FUCK YOU forum of Massholes, & welcome welcome welcome.

This forum was created to try & keep the other boards free & clear of BULLSHIT such as gets posted here, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

If you want to read, post or discuss your favorites please go to the other forums & post away, but please don't try & change this forum into a review forum.

Thank you very much numbnuts.

[Member #5431]

Thanks for calling me out. If I choose to partake in my hobby in a more private manner than you (or others) then that's my prerogative. It is none of your business and does not make me a scaredy cat. It's my personal choice. You understand that I'm allowed to make that choice, right? I don't feel comfortable being spied on by you or anyone else. Your continued rants only solidify my stance.

I think you guys are acting stupid. Many of you date these girls or take them out to dinner or drinks and enjoy their company. Just as many of us have lives which we are happy with and should anyone find out our dirty secrets would cause quite a disruption to our lives. For any of you to say that either is wrong is fucked up. Respect privacy and anonymity as much as you respect your freedom and everyone's happy. The girls understand and always take the customers into another room as the next customer enters. The one place we can come together and discuss our hobby with a certain amount of anonymity is here. Why would you guys want to fuck with that? Can we get back to discussing our favorites and why?

[FunBill]

With mamasan in my passenger seat parked right in front of windows and near the front door at School st. , just prior to a road trip, a customer in a black suv arrived in the lot at 1:05 pm, and parked normally, got right out of his vehicle without delay, and calmly walked unhurriedly and normally behind my sedan without rushing or hiding his face (sans sunglasses and hat,) and went into Lavender as a walk in. All the while I made clear visual contact with him and even gave him a friendly, quick head nod. There were no words exchanged, and he didn't nod back, but we saw each other and all was fine. I liked his look. The gentlemen was dressed casually and cleanly, and looked and acted normal enough, everything I expect from a potential client at this spa. I asked Mamasan has she ever seen this guy and she replied no he looked like a first time customer, but perhaps he has come when she wasn't in the store one day, but she didn't recognize him. So, Funbill and Blambo and all the rest of you scared-dy cats, who can't handle being seen, follow suit and take notice of this fine, mature, level-headed and normal gentleman. That's all there is too it, whether someone is in the lot or not, whether it's me or anyone, just park your car, get right out, and calmy yet in a normal stride walk straight to the door and go in if its unlocked or ring to be let in. If this guy can do it, so can anybody. Afterall, you're just their for a bodywork session, nothing else. Thank you kind sir, you proved my point. You acted normal and non-paranoid, which is more than I can say about many of the other babies. You saw Buffett, Purplemoon, big deal. You saw he was with the Mamasan, and that they are friends, and I hope your session was nice. I never asked Lily details. Now you know who I am, the car I drive, and that none of it is a big deal. And I saw you and your car and no big deal. I have reasons to be around this spa, the people who work there are my family and extended family. I hope everyone finally gets it, and if they want a session while in the area, please do not hesitate or be scared or embarrassed to come by, as this fine gentlemen proved that there is nothing to it, and that's the truth. They really try hard to please each and every client and welcome you all to visit. Thank you sir, as this encounter proved my point.

Thanks for calling me out. If I choose to partake in my hobby in a more private manner than you (or others) then that's my prerogative. It is none of your business and does not make me a scaredy cat. It's my personal choice. You understand that I'm allowed to make that choice, right? I don't feel comfortable being spied on by you or anyone else. Your continued rants only solidify my stance.

[Mr Bao]

As stated in my post, but I guess some people skim and don't read every word, I was asked to pick her up there. I pull right up to the door to make it convenient for her or Lily to get in the vehicle. This is how it's always done by me. I'm not going here willie nillie. These are arrangements, or plans for the most part. Is that clear enough? After the encounter with this customer that impressed me, (which lasted all of a minute,) I drove off, and he was inside by then. There is nothing wrong with what I am doing and if there were, and they had a problem with it, they wouldn't invite me. Again, scared-dy cats can go to Marrett or elsewhere, but real mature, non-paranoid, and non-wise-asses like this guy on Sunday are who they seekthere. I really could care less about the few of you who say you won't ever go here, as their business is very steady, mostly due to the location, parking and highway access, and regardless of anything I do or say.

Next time around, greet us and give us a discount. We're loyal customers right?

[Member #5637]

I wonder how many guys here who have SO's follow them to work and basically stalk them. My hope is the answer is none. Buffett you are a sick fuck there are no two ways about it. The only caveat is that the women at the spa are third tier so don't worry about bumping into me or anyone else with a modicum of self respect.

As stated in my post, but I guess some people skim and don't read every word, I was asked to pick her up there. I pull right up to the door to make it convenient for her or Lily to get in the vehicle. This is how it's always done by me. I'm not going here willie nillie. These are arrangements, or plans for the most part. Is that clear enough? After the encounter with this customer that impressed me, (which lasted all of a minute,) I drove off, and he was inside by then. There is nothing wrong with what I am doing and if there were, and they had a problem with it, they wouldn't invite me. Again, scared-dy cats can go to Marrett or elsewhere, but real mature, non-paranoid, and non-wise-asses like this guy on Sunday are who they seekthere. I really could care less about the few of you who say you won't ever go here, as their business is very steady, mostly due to the location, parking and highway access, and regardless of anything I do or say.

[Member #4868]

If as you say, the people who work there are your family, then why not just leave the place alone so customers can go in without wondering what is this idiot doing just sitting in his car looking at everyone. If these people are your family and customers are not comfortable with you there, then you are limiting the money your "family members" can earn. Seems to me you have another agenda, maybe you get off thinking about what's going on inside, or maybe you don't like the thought of any guy being with your "family members". I've never been to this spa, but reading what you wrote makes me want to go there just to give you a bad time.

I wonder how many guys here who have SO's follow them to work and basically stalk them. My hope is the answer is none. Buffett you are a sick fuck there are no two ways about it. The only caveat is that the women at the spa are third tier so don't worry about bumping into me or anyone else with a modicum of self respect.

[Smoke Screen]

I have reasons to be around this spa, the people who work there are my family and extended family. I hope everyone finally gets it, and if they want a session while in the area, please do not hesitate or be scared or embarrassed to come by, as this fine gentlemen proved that there is nothing to it, and that's the truth. They really try hard to please each and every client and welcome you all to visit. Thank you sir, as this encounter proved my point.

If as you say, the people who work there are your family, then why not just leave the place alone so customers can go in without wondering what is this idiot doing just sitting in his car looking at everyone. If these people are your family and customers are not comfortable with you there, then you are limiting the money your "family members" can earn. Seems to me you have another agenda, maybe you get off thinking about what's going on inside, or maybe you don't like the thought of any guy being with your "family members". I've never been to this spa, but reading what you wrote makes me want to go there just to give you a bad time.

[Jack617]

With mamasan in my passenger seat parked right in front of windows and near the front door at School st. , just prior to a road trip, a customer in a black suv arrived in the lot at 1:05 pm, and parked normally, got right out of his vehicle without delay, and calmly walked unhurriedly and normally behind my sedan without rushing or hiding his face (sans sunglasses and hat,) and went into Lavender as a walk in. All the while I made clear visual contact with him and even gave him a friendly, quick head nod. There were no words exchanged, and he didn't nod back, but we saw each other and all was fine. I liked his look. The gentlemen was dressed casually and cleanly, and looked and acted normal enough, everything I expect from a potential client at this spa. I asked Mamasan has she ever seen this guy and she replied no he looked like a first time customer, but perhaps he has come when she wasn't in the store one day, but she didn't recognize him. So, Funbill and Blambo and all the rest of you scared-dy cats, who can't handle being seen, follow suit and take notice of this fine, mature, level-headed and normal gentleman. That's all there is too it, whether someone is in the lot or not, whether it's me or anyone, just park your car, get right out, and calmy yet in a normal stride walk straight to the door and go in if its unlocked or ring to be let in. If this guy can do it, so can anybody. Afterall, you're just their for a bodywork session, nothing else. Thank you kind sir, you proved my point. You acted normal and non-paranoid, which is more than I can say about many of the other babies. You saw Buffett, Purplemoon, big deal. You saw he was with the Mamasan, and that they are friends, and I hope your session was nice. I never asked Lily details. Now you know who I am, the car I drive, and that none of it is a big deal. And I saw you and your car and no big deal. I have reasons to be around this spa, the people who work there are my family and extended family. I hope everyone finally gets it, and if they want a session while in the area, please do not hesitate or be scared or embarrassed to come by, as this fine gentlemen proved that there is nothing to it, and that's the truth. They really try hard to please each and every client and welcome you all to visit. Thank you sir, as this encounter proved my point.

First off, thanks for the welcome pm you sent, my response stands firm.

Are you kidding with this stuff? You sit in the parking lot observing? I hate to inform you but while you call out gents for their behavior you may want to grab a mirror. At the end of the day, a guy will be much better off driving half a mile down to Marrett.

[Member #5637]

It's getting old? Are you serious? What are you doing spying on other customers? People like to play safe and stay safe. If I noticed some guy monitoring the parking lot I would be out of there in a shot too. Not sure what you're expecting but the behavior you're observing is far from immature.

With mamasan in my passenger seat parked right in front of windows and near the front door at School st. , just prior to a road trip, a customer in a black suv arrived in the lot at 1:05 pm, and parked normally, got right out of his vehicle without delay, and calmly walked unhurriedly and normally behind my sedan without rushing or hiding his face (sans sunglasses and hat,) and went into Lavender as a walk in. All the while I made clear visual contact with him and even gave him a friendly, quick head nod. There were no words exchanged, and he didn't nod back, but we saw each other and all was fine. I liked his look. The gentlemen was dressed casually and cleanly, and looked and acted normal enough, everything I expect from a potential client at this spa. I asked Mamasan has she ever seen this guy and she replied no he looked like a first time customer, but perhaps he has come when she wasn't in the store one day, but she didn't recognize him. So, Funbill and Blambo and all the rest of you scared-dy cats, who can't handle being seen, follow suit and take notice of this fine, mature, level-headed and normal gentleman. That's all there is too it, whether someone is in the lot or not, whether it's me or anyone, just park your car, get right out, and calmy yet in a normal stride walk straight to the door and go in if its unlocked or ring to be let in. If this guy can do it, so can anybody. Afterall, you're just their for a bodywork session, nothing else. Thank you kind sir, you proved my point. You acted normal and non-paranoid, which is more than I can say about many of the other babies. You saw Buffett, Purplemoon, big deal. You saw he was with the Mamasan, and that they are friends, and I hope your session was nice. I never asked Lily details. Now you know who I am, the car I drive, and that none of it is a big deal. And I saw you and your car and no big deal. I have reasons to be around this spa, the people who work there are my family and extended family. I hope everyone finally gets it, and if they want a session while in the area, please do not hesitate or be scared or embarrassed to come by, as this fine gentlemen proved that there is nothing to it, and that's the truth. They really try hard to please each and every client and welcome you all to visit. Thank you sir, as this encounter proved my point.

[MongerExpert]

It's $80 an hour. Would any of you gentlemen partake? Do you think this is a good business concept for men? http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...ip-21/27268743.

I may partake in this, but the selection is extremely limited. On the plus side it's cheaper than an escort, and equivalent to or close to a happy ending massage. Obviously you'd have to be an idiot to try something sexual, but it's only a website so how in the world would they know if the snuggler's turn into tuggler's? The foot fetish seems a little more extreme, and in some cases the foot model allow's the client to jerk off. This website walks a thin line, and I don't see any reviews either.

[Nrlmus]

I wonder if we should emulate that?

http://www.japantoday.com/category/n..._2014-08-27_AM

The follow up:

http://www.japantoday.com/category/n..._2014-09-01_AM

We should emulate this.

[Moogaar1]

Anyone know of a lactating provider in the MA / NH / RI area? I tried to make an appointment with "Lactating Molly" but she not only kept cancelling the appointment, she stole my deposit which she asked for as I was a first timer.

[Smoke Screen]

On a separate note I see the big divide on sides in terms of Massholes, almost as distinct as Democrats vs. Republicans. FWIW, I side with the Yards, Yellows, and Bacon.

I would rather not side with anyone, I like to work alone.

[Deb4512]

Happy Saturday and Labor Day weekend!