Massage Parlor Reports

[Jon Gris]

Hi All,

I am working over here this week and was curious if anyone has tried this place yet? Some of the places I have tried have been totally legit others there is room for hope, but I figured I would ask first before I TOFFT. Please post or PM if you feel the need. Thanks.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/thp/4646799129.html

[Willcall44]

Board has been a little slow so I found myself with some time and landed on the Hawaii Massage thread. All I can say is WTF! I am ready to sell everything and get on a plane. Hows this for starters: The pics are REAL, as in actual pics of the actual girls. Services are off the hook and I could go on but if you have time read a couple pages, it is awesome and depressing all at the same time.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...rfly&p=2195804#post2195804.

http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRubs/109-21/4628014

If you don't want to leave the mainland, Pw, check out Arizona. . . It's is also awesome. . .

[Top Floor]

Board has been a little slow so I found myself with some time and landed on the Hawaii Massage thread. All I can say is WTF! I am ready to sell everything and get on a plane. Hows this for starters: The pics are REAL, as in actual pics of the actual girls. Services are off the hook and I could go on but if you have time read a couple pages, it is awesome and depressing all at the same time.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...rfly&p=2195804#post2195804.

http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRubs/109-21/4628014

When Martha loses her bid for the Governors race, she'll move to Hawaii and close those places.

[Member #4868]

Board has been a little slow so I found myself with some time and landed on the Hawaii Massage thread. All I can say is WTF! I am ready to sell everything and get on a plane. Hows this for starters: The pics are REAL, as in actual pics of the actual girls. Services are off the hook and I could go on but if you have time read a couple pages, it is awesome and depressing all at the same time.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...rfly&p=2195804#post2195804.

http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRubs/109-21/4628014

[OreoCookie]

It is funny how we are so quick to dismiss 50 year old AMP ladies.

It's all relative, to me, 50 is a younger woman. Maybe to a younger dude, she's too much like mom.

[Hotboyzz]

Take one for the team (TOFTT) and report back always works good.

Saw a CL ad of a returning Aiko in CT. Can anyone confirm this? I thought she was retired. I would like to try this legend of a provider LOL.

Thanks fellow mongers.

[Blambo McGee]

Sophia was there probably two years ago. I went often until she vanished only to be replaced with 50 yo trolls.

For the record, Sophia was very pretty, allowed limited roaming and had a tramp stamp that she was proud of. Never could figure out how she would blow me but I could not touch her kitty.

Ahhh, yes, Sophia. She was too sweet to last. I coaxed her out of her little dress many times and though she permitted the kind of suckling I enjoy, she was not a FIV type of girl. She had a way about her that I have not seen since; she one of those rare "A list" girls that. Well, enough about me. I never did sample her famous BBBJ out of fear that various nasty microbes would be transferred with each flick of her tongue. Moving on: It is funny how we are so quick to dismiss 50 year old AMP ladies. In my conversations with many AMP girls of all ages over many years I have heard stories about customer behavior and hygiene that I dare not share here in any level of detail. Some are very funny: Like the fellow in Waltham who asks the girls to pose against the walls, standing absolutely still, while he fondles his Little Brother. Or the underwear fetishists who are quick to offer money for the girls' panties. To each his own. More common, sadly, is the Hobbyist who goes to a spa with no thought to taking a shower first. Here we are, many of us pathetic fatties who haven't showered in weeks, complaining about older providers. Ironic, is it not? Personally, I would prefer the company of a friendly lady who is pretty enough in her own way, and whose skills have been refined over many years, over that of an inexperienced mynx whose idea of a happy ending involves a vice grip and jackhammer speed. To each his own.

[Member #5013]

Struck out at both places.

Zen- Old Jen, who will give you a good massage and some small play if that's your thing. Not mine. Passed.

Older Helen, Both ladies have to be in the fifties.

Only Helen was available so I took the half hour. While on the table I asked why did I just do this. Regular finish was offered. I couldn't even agree to that. 40/10.

Yellow lily- I called after I left. I asked to for Sasha. Lady said okay come now. GUESS WHAT? I arrived and no Sasha. I got the "Sasha no work today. You try the new girl. You sit here". The old lady that dorks there with Sasha is the one that told me to come. She tried to charge me $100 for a BJ before too. Needless to say I was pissed! She asked me to sit on the couch and wait. Mind you the couch is almost right in front of the massage rooms. I figured I would save both of us the awkward moment so I left.

I will be staying away from yellow lily for now on unless I hear different.

BB.

[Zealot123]

Was Amy on the plain side, short hair, but nice legs in tight shorts? I think it may have been the same Amy that I had at the star in America's Hometown. I believe they rotate the girls every few weeks.

Yeah that pretty much describes her. Located in Q town.

[JosephAlfonso]

Saw a CL ad of a returning Aiko in CT. Can anyone confirm this? I thought she was retired. I would like to try this legend of a provider LOL.

Thanks fellow mongers.

[Thor369]

Went to 1419, not sure how long its been there. But it was first time for me. Met with Amy, who barely spoke English. She was probably mid 30's, not a spinner. But looked nice. Was wearing a mini skirt with lots of access.

I opted for no oil and light massage, and it was pretty lack luster. After the flip she was pretty hesitant to deal with junior. She at first put my hand for DIY, I then grabbed hers and gave her the hand signals.

After a few minutes of hand action she asked me if I wanted more. Ended up with CBJ and FIV for. 8. Did get saran wrap, was told to bring a condomn next time.

The rooms at first look like they only have curtains, but there were doors that gave privacy behind them. I plan to repeat.

Was Amy on the plain side, short hair, but nice legs in tight shorts? I think it may have been the same Amy that I had at the star in America's Hometown. I believe they rotate the girls every few weeks.

[Adobe]

Weird day yesterday. I went to RS yesterday because I saw an ad on Craigslist with a picture of Lilly and thought she was hot. So I go in and she is there behind the desk and another woman was sitting on the couch. She asks me to fill out a new customer questionnaire. So I did that then she starts asking me how to spell my last name and what my phone number was. Of course I gave her fake info so I was like WTF. By the way she is dressed in a super low cut super high one piece and has huge tits and a decent body. So she takes me to the room and tells me the table shower is after the massage. She comes in and drapes me but I take it off and she was fine with that. I tell her no oil and light touch. She did that but no really teasing and mostly avoided my good parts. Then she tells me to flip and doesn't try to cover me so I am like this should be good. She moves noticeably out of my reach and rubs my legs just avoiding my balls. So I ma waiting for her to get into my reach to rub her leg to give her the go ahead. But when she did and reached out to touch she quickly grabbed my arm and put it back. Then she basically lectured my that she doesn't touch me there and I can't touch her. I tell her I'm not a cop but still no. She even wouldn't let me DIY not that's my thing but she was hot and I was horny. So she leaves the room and I got dressed and left. $75 no tip. I gave her all the right signals and I usually have no problems with any place that I have ever been. Please tell me that she is not strictly legit. There is no way. But please tell me what I need to do to get her to play. Anyways I would have fucked a hole in the wall by then so I headed to the other place in Chelmsford on Parkhurst that I have never been to either. Kinda like Holliistic. I got Sara, 30-40, ok, be tits. I left happy with a little utc up top. $60 + $40.

Anyone with info on RS with be appreciated.

Hey, BN. It's legit. No hope of extras. . . Okay, there's always hope, but don't count on it.

[Zealot123]

Went to 1419, not sure how long its been there. But it was first time for me. Met with Amy, who barely spoke English. She was probably mid 30's, not a spinner. But looked nice. Was wearing a mini skirt with lots of access.

I opted for no oil and light massage, and it was pretty lack luster. After the flip she was pretty hesitant to deal with junior. She at first put my hand for DIY, I then grabbed hers and gave her the hand signals.

After a few minutes of hand action she asked me if I wanted more. Ended up with CBJ and FIV for. 8. Did get saran wrap, was told to bring a condomn next time.

The rooms at first look like they only have curtains, but there were doors that gave privacy behind them. I plan to repeat.

[Member #5013]

I don't like the "exposure". I am far from a newbie going to these places. I don't like the parking situation. There is certainly plenty of nearby street parking. My gut feeling tells me more could be avail but with huge upsell and questionable quality.

Agreed. She showed me the kitty. I reached for it and the smell was less than pure on my finger afterwards. Granted she was on her period but yikes. Though the possibility of more is there.

BB.

[AmpExplorer]

I went to Chi not to long ago. Place was clean but not too discreet. A shared driveway with other businesses. I had Yuki. She was probably in late thirties, pretty but stunk of smoke. She had a nice body and was willing to show it. It was that time of the month so I didn't ask for more. But I think more was on the menu. The place was pretty busy. Between the doorbell and phone it wasn't too pleasant. 60/40.

BB.

I don't like the "exposure". I am far from a newbie going to these places. I don't like the parking situation. There is certainly plenty of nearby street parking. My gut feeling tells me more could be avail but with huge upsell and questionable quality.