Massage Parlor Reports

[Niteluvr]

I was told by a CAMP that if you are ever unsure if it is a CAMP or a KAMP, Chinese always have massage in their name and Korean always have Spa in their name. I cannot think of an instance in my head that where this is not correct.

I just call. If the woman has a Chinese accent, she's Chinese. If she sounds Korean, she is. A possible monkey wrench in this is the rare Chinese parlor that has a Korean (who was raised in China) working there.

[WillRodgers]

I'm traveling to ATL seeking recommendations for outcall massage?

Recommendations would be appreciated.

[MikeyGaGa1]

How about the old Spa 18 on BH? It was Chinese. However, as a general rule you are probably correct. If you can call and ask if they start with a table shower, then it's a KAMP.

AL.

This rule of thumb is mostly true in Atlanta and some other places but less so in other cities around the world.

[AsianLover]

How about the old Spa 18 on BH? It was Chinese. However, as a general rule you are probably correct. If you can call and ask if they start with a table shower, then it's a KAMP.

AL.

I was told by a CAMP that if you are ever unsure if it is a CAMP or a KAMP, Chinese always have massage in their name and Korean always have Spa in their name. I cannot think of an instance in my head that where this is not correct.

[OldMassageGuy]

I was told by a CAMP that if you are ever unsure if it is a CAMP or a KAMP, Chinese always have massage in their name and Korean always have Spa in their name. I cannot think of an instance in my head that where this is not correct.

[MikeyGaGa1]

Visited S Massage on Buford last week. Got put with Bella (Ella? Maybe early 30's, not a stunner by any means but HWP. Opted for the hour body massage. Massage was excellent, one of the best I've had in the States, but completely legit. No teasing, no indications, nada. Will return if I'm hurting like I did last week, but not for extras.

NuGuy36: Didn't see anyone there matching the picture, but I was only there the once, so it's certainly not conclusive.

The quality has gone down here since they stopped the special price. Much better other options on BH IMHO.

[MikeyGaGa1]

Or anyone who knows the girls at S Massage: Does anyone know if this girl in the attached pic works at S Massage or it's a borrowed model pic? Attachment 340594 Can't find anything via Google images.

Real picture, I have only seen her a few times. I don't think she is there anymore. They have a hard time keeping quality girls here. Girls come and go as they please.

[Pcpc1688]

Anyone seen Nicole anywhere? Want to tap that asso once again.

PC out.

[Rockk]

Visited S Massage on Buford last week. Got put with Bella (Ella? Maybe early 30's, not a stunner by any means but HWP. Opted for the hour body massage. Massage was excellent, one of the best I've had in the States, but completely legit. No teasing, no indications, nada. Will return if I'm hurting like I did last week, but not for extras.

NuGuy36: Didn't see anyone there matching the picture, but I was only there the once, so it's certainly not conclusive.

[NuGuy36]

I can picture the Mamasan barking to the old lady in Korean, "Wake up Grandma! Put your teeth in! We got one that will see you."

Thanks Steak for the laugh, I just spewed coffee all over my computer screen.

[Niteluvr]

Or anyone who knows the girls at S Massage: Does anyone know if this girl in the attached pic works at S Massage or it's a borrowed model pic? Can't find anything via Google images.

[Steak 404]

I when to be Spa last night. Here is what I experience.

I go in aks how much for massage. And tell me $40 for half hour $60 for one hour. Which is normal rate.

I say can I see the lady first. Answer is no. (by now I feel something wrong). Ok I'll take 30 minutes.

Was not surprise. About 50's look like 60's grandma come in.

Massage is so bad. Like she try to kill me. 10 minutes aks what I want.

What I want? No kidding but I don't want pay $20 tips for this nothing. So I say HJ for 40 . Things get done then I leave. Grandma give you HJ I have strongly mix feeling. Never back again.

So when you go in a spa. You can't see the lady. Just leave. Nothing good there.

Not sure what time you went by last (Friday) night, but I'll reiterate my comments about this weekend being prime time for gouging with all the tourists in town. Look like a mark get treated like a mark.

I can picture the Mamasan barking to the old lady in Korean, "Wake up Grandma! Put your teeth in! We got one that will see you."

[Niteluvr]

I when to be Spa last night. Here is what I experience.

I go in aks how much for massage. And tell me $40 for half hour $60 for one hour. Which is normal rate.

I say can I see the lady first. Answer is no. (by now I feel something wrong). Ok I'll take 30 minutes.

Was not surprise. About 50's look like 60's grandma come in.

Massage is so bad. Like she try to kill me. 10 minutes aks what I want.

What I want? No kidding but I don't want pay $20 tips for this nothing. So I say HJ for 40 . Things get done then I leave. Grandma give you HJ I have strongly mix feeling. Never back again.

So when you go in a spa. You can't see the lady. Just leave. Nothing good there.

If you start walking out when the mamasan says you can't see the girl first, most times they'll give in and show the girls.

[Lucas90]

I when to be Spa last night. Here is what I experience.

I go in aks how much for massage. And tell me $40 for half hour $60 for one hour. Which is normal rate.

I say can I see the lady first. Answer is no. (by now I feel something wrong). Ok I'll take 30 minutes.

Was not surprise. About 50's look like 60's grandma come in.

Massage is so bad. Like she try to kill me. 10 minutes aks what I want.

What I want? No kidding but I don't want pay $20 tips for this nothing. So I say HJ for 40 . Things get done then I leave. Grandma give you HJ I have strongly mix feeling. Never back again.

So when you go in a spa. You can't see the lady. Just leave. Nothing good there.

[SunSin1]

Went to Empress today by Sugarloaf Mills. Was greeted by Nina, a cute Chinese with a suspicious stare. I have never met this woman. Told her I wanted a foot massage. I expected she would do it and sat down but then Sarah, an older, plain-looking woman, came out with the soaking water. I then asked an old woman working (manager?) to give me a menu. Decided to get an hour combo session instead which was 40 min. Massage and 20 min. Hydrotherapy for $75. About that time an Asian dude walked in and Nina led him to the curtained-off massage room area. Guess that's why she didn't service me?

Sarah led me to the massage room in the back of the parlor, got undressed and laid face down on the table. Sarah came in and said we'd be doing the hydrotherapy (table shower) first. WTF? Went along with it and followed her to the TS room. Laid face down and she covered my ass crack with a wet towel. The hydrotherapy is nothing more than a swing-arm shower device with 6 shower heads. Not exactly thrilling. Sarah left the room for a few minutes and returned. She scrubbed my backside with something that felt like a Scotch-brite pad and followed that up with body wash on a luffa sponge. On the flip, she covered junior with a wet hand towel, which felt like a heavy diaper. Hate that so I removed it. She put it back. I removed it again and she put it back again.

Me: Why are you covering my dick with a towel?

Sarah: I'm shy.

Me: My balls are stinky and need to be washed.

Sarah: (no comment).

I removed the towel and washed my shit. Got up off the table and Sarah towel-dried me, being sure not to get near my dick. As we headed back toward the room, Sarah told me to turn around and led me to the massage room closest to the front desk. I asked why and she said, "We change room. " I asked why but got no answer. Both rooms are exactly the same, so WTF? Someone had moved my clothes and shit to the new room. The massage was nothing memorable and I was covered the whole time; however, Sarah used her elbows too vigorously on sensitive areas which pissed me off. She spent the entire 40 minutes of massage time on my backside; no flip. She then brought some hot towels and wiped me down. I got dressed and then realized my keys and phone were missing. I was pissed.

Me: Where the fuck are my keys and phone?

Sarah: I don't know.

Me: Must be in the other massage room (headed that way).

Sarah walked past me to the massage room, said something in Chinese, then turned to me and said, "Customer there," implying that I would have to wait. Bullshit. I told her either she go in there right now and find my keys and phone or I was going in there and embarrass someone. She went in, came out a minute later, brushing off my phone in the process like it had been on the floor. I was really pissed at that point. I bet the Asian dude was in there with Nina getting "special treatment. ".

Me: Who moved my stuff?

Sarah: I don't know.

Me: (speaking loud enough for everyone to hear) Nobody should be touching my stuff and there is NO reason to move to another massage room. Both are the same!

Went to the front desk and slapped down $80. My intent was to tip $5 as I didn't know if Sarah had moved my stuff or someone else did. Of course nobody owned up to it and the manager lady was nowhere to be found. Sarah looked at me disappointed and said, "$5 for me?" I replied, "If you don't want it, give me change," and left.

Note that, in addition to Nina, there were two other cuties working. Didn't get names but someone should be banging them.

Two crimes against humanity occurred here.

1. They moved your shit.

2. They used the dreaded loufa.