Massage Parlor Reports

[Jay7005]

I have been questioning certain peoples' reviews for some time now. And I am not alone. They are too frequent and often too good to be true. While they occasionally make for a good story, I am convinced that's all they are. A story.

In the future, guard your wallet more carefully, think with the big head (the one on your shoulders) and never take one man's review as your only source of info, especially when that one man's veracity has been questioned publicly.

Arrived at the Rub Parlor. Girl at the front desk informed me that it was 60 for the (House). Set me up with a girl named Celeste, nice looking girl long black hair, she was a little on the thick side but nice. When I got in the room with Celeste I told her that I was a member of USASG and that Jag recommended me to try this rub / parlor. Celeste said she new Jag real well. Celeste stated that the donation is usually 80 to 100 and to please leave it on the table and get comfortable she would be back in a few minutes. I put 80 on the table. She came back and got the 80 and we started the session. She rubbed my back with lotion for about 5 or 10 minutes she then ask me to turn over. She then put lotion in her hand and started a HJ. After this went on for about a minute or so I ask if we could talk about the donation and she said yes what did I want to know. I ask her what the 140 included she said told me the rub and a HJ. I ask her if I gave her another 60 could I get more then just a HJ. She said yes I could get full nudity and full service. I then got up from the table got 60 more and gave it to her. She left out of the room again and came right back and got undressed. Came over and stuck her tit in my face and again started to HJ me. After a few minutes I ask if she would do a BJ and that is when she informed that the girls at this parlor do not perform illegal sex acts. I ask her why she promised full service. She said only HJ. I let her finish with the HJ then I got dressed. Girl at the front desk was not around when I got ready to leave. Before I left I ask Celeste if she really thought a 10 or 15 minute rub and HJ was worth the 200. she told me she treats all her clients the same and never had any complaints until now. Celeste also told me that she was new at this and still trying to figure out how she wanted to treat her clients. I told Celeste I was not happy with her service I received and I left. I never ask anyone for a refund. I never used any profanity. There was nothing else about Jag or USASG said, period. When I woke up I realized that this whole thing was nothing but a bad dream.

Jazak.

[BabyLight333]

Arrived at the Rub Parlor. Girl at the front desk informed me that it was 60 for the (House). Set me up with a girl named Celeste, nice looking girl long black hair, she was a little on the thick side but nice. When I got in the room with Celeste I told her that I was a member of USASG and that Jag recommended me to try this rub / parlor. Celeste said she new Jag real well. Celeste stated that the donation is usually 80 to 100 and to please leave it on the table and get comfortable she would be back in a few minutes. I put 80 on the table. She came back and got the 80 and we started the session. She rubbed my back with lotion for about 5 or 10 minutes she then ask me to turn over. She then put lotion in her hand and started a HJ. After this went on for about a minute or so I ask if we could talk about the donation and she said yes what did I want to know. I ask her what the 140 included she said told me the rub and a HJ. I ask her if I gave her another 60 could I get more then just a HJ. She said yes I could get full nudity and full service. I then got up from the table got 60 more and gave it to her. She left out of the room again and came right back and got undressed. Came over and stuck her tit in my face and again started to HJ me. After a few minutes I ask if she would do a BJ and that is when she informed that the girls at this parlor do not perform illegal sex acts. I ask her why she promised full service. She said only HJ. I let her finish with the HJ then I got dressed. Girl at the front desk was not around when I got ready to leave. Before I left I ask Celeste if she really thought a 10 or 15 minute rub and HJ was worth the 200. she told me she treats all her clients the same and never had any complaints until now. Celeste also told me that she was new at this and still trying to figure out how she wanted to treat her clients. I told Celeste I was not happy with her service I received and I left. I never ask anyone for a refund. I never used any profanity. There was nothing else about Jag or USASG said, period. When I woke up I realized that this whole thing was nothing but a bad dream.

Jazak.

Sorry brother Jazak. You got played like a violin.

[BabyLight333]

I know there are mind blowing experiences, I just haven't found any in Florida.

Obviously you haven't met Jersey Girl. LOL.

[StCurtis]

LML as in Last Minute Louie. Tried to hook up with Sabrina T for the umpteenth time last week and she was not working that day. Ended up at be of A on Vineland. Hadn't been here in some time due to generally higher upsell but WTF. Earlier visits always resulted in a young asian thing in tennis skirt outfit. This time, somewhat older asian lady sans tennis outfit who's name sound something like Christmas. Undoubtedly wrong pronunciation, spelling and reality. She had some decent bolt-ons and was very receptive to receiving massage. At least she said so and breathed rather heavily at the time. Bottom line, overspent. Tipping a benji for BBBJ. Please P3 (Pussy Price Police), forgive me this one transgression. Mea Maxima Culpa!

On another note and just before this, tried Eastern Massage just up the road at the intersex of 535 and 536. The receptionist indicated they had an asian and an american lady working but both were occupied and I should come back in an hour. Not going to happen but let's get back to the receptionist. Holy Keerap what a hottie! Early twenties, hispanic with a near perfect body, gorgeous ass and exquisite see cup rack. I asked, "Well, what are you doing? Fully intending to make her car payment if necessary (P3 alert #2) but she said she just did the receptionist thing. Anyone with info about the cast here. Particularly her royal hotness. Please hold forth.

Lisa at Eastern is also something special. Don't let them try to gouge you with the upsell.

[Smokedmeat]

Esp the last pic. OMG. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...all-32/9352906.

[Hemptycoon]

Is what they promised in my daydream, This girl was decent, thick, but her pics were real. I would say roughly 160, body 7 maybe. Face a hard 7. No complaints, backside was a solid 8. 5, price def 10 because it was all included for an extra. 2. That was a pleasant suprise, no hard upsell from the original. 5. Also personality was good. I would say a hard 8, massage was like 7 but I felt she was into on the flip, so 9 on that. This is the ad she runs http://bodyrubusa.org/link.php?n=28667 she has a decent little spot but nuthing to brag about. Great litlle spot for full complete.

[AncientOne]

Thought I would post this here and in Jags sandbox. The Daytona page blows so for those of you who travel that way, I must say Renee's Thera-erotic massage is an absolutely a do not miss. She posts on Backpage under daytona body rubs. First I will start by saying that I am completely in love with her so take that in and let that temper the review. I have been in this hobby for a while and do not fall in love very easily, well not too too easily. I think I have standards but sometimes I shock myself and really don't, nevertheless back to Renee. Jag did a nice report on her a while back so I won't try to be as eloquent as he was or a creative. She has dancer's body and one that is fitting of a former fitness girl. Her ass is so sweet that you will want to bite it and I did and she liked it. In fact she really likes her job. She has the most enthusiasm for this profession than any ten girls you will meet. And we all know that looks plus cool factor plus enthusiasm is the winning formula. I had been trying to see Renee for a number of weeks. Finally I got through and dropped ole Jags name like I was a Hollywood agent. This 28 yr old spinner hottie made a schedule adjustment for me and away we went. She is not cheap but nothing worth having of quality ever is. One hour massage is $. 50. She is licensed and gives a great and super sexy rub. When the wind blows I can still feel her blowing in and nibbling on my ear. There is a full and complete menu and for you SM, give me a PM and I will fill you in on the gritty details. Lets just say we had some chemistry which led to the massage being cut short and other fun things happening. I am so glad she made room for me and so glad that Jags name helped open this door. If you like good girls, who do bad things, really well, this is your kind of girl. Treat her right and she treat you really well. Great girl, great memories and hopefully a friend for a long time coming. As always YMMV --Dog.

You are correct that the ONLY review of this Daytona lady was by Jag and I promptly put her info in my phone for the next time I was out that way. Well I was out that way 2 weeks ago and ALMOST got to see her (time set and agreed upon and then says needs to be later by 1 hour -"Hommie don't play that" was pretty much my attitude). If only I dropped the name Jag like you did, maybe she would lay off that delay crap. "Laundry still in dryer" my ASS. After reading your review, I WILL get to see her.

[TRowePrice]

I went to the ladies Know on here as PAS. I paid $. 5 just to get in the door and got a nice massage, but then I had to give $. 40 for a CBJ. She did a good job but never again I'll spend that much money. I'm still kicking myself every time I think about it.

I agree, I can't party like many of you. But $1. $ at the door and then more funds? No way.

I did this 4-5 times max when I was craving Asian. Yes she was hot. Yes she did deliver. No she didn't let me record. That would have been awesome for me alone to view and to beat off to.

[LawDog17]

Thought I would post this here and in Jags sandbox. The Daytona page blows so for those of you who travel that way, I must say Renee's Thera-erotic massage is an absolutely a do not miss. She posts on Backpage under daytona body rubs. First I will start by saying that I am completely in love with her so take that in and let that temper the review. I have been in this hobby for a while and do not fall in love very easily, well not too too easily. I think I have standards but sometimes I shock myself and really don't, nevertheless back to Renee. Jag did a nice report on her a while back so I won't try to be as eloquent as he was or a creative. She has dancer's body and one that is fitting of a former fitness girl. Her ass is so sweet that you will want to bite it and I did and she liked it. In fact she really likes her job. She has the most enthusiasm for this profession than any ten girls you will meet. And we all know that looks plus cool factor plus enthusiasm is the winning formula. I had been trying to see Renee for a number of weeks. Finally I got through and dropped ole Jags name like I was a Hollywood agent. This 28 yr old spinner hottie made a schedule adjustment for me and away we went. She is not cheap but nothing worth having of quality ever is. One hour massage is $. 50. She is licensed and gives a great and super sexy rub. When the wind blows I can still feel her blowing in and nibbling on my ear. There is a full and complete menu and for you SM, give me a PM and I will fill you in on the gritty details. Lets just say we had some chemistry which led to the massage being cut short and other fun things happening. I am so glad she made room for me and so glad that Jags name helped open this door. If you like good girls, who do bad things, really well, this is your kind of girl. Treat her right and she treat you really well. Great girl, great memories and hopefully a friend for a long time coming. As always YMMV --Dog.

[LawDog17]

LML as in Last Minute Louie. Tried to hook up with Sabrina T for the umpteenth time last week and she was not working that day. Ended up at be of A on Vineland. Hadn't been here in some time due to generally higher upsell but WTF. Earlier visits always resulted in a young asian thing in tennis skirt outfit. This time, somewhat older asian lady sans tennis outfit who's name sound something like Christmas. Undoubtedly wrong pronunciation, spelling and reality. She had some decent bolt-ons and was very receptive to receiving massage. At least she said so and breathed rather heavily at the time. Bottom line, overspent. Tipping a benji for BBBJ. Please P3 (Pussy Price Police), forgive me this one transgression. Mea Maxima Culpa!

On another note and just before this, tried Eastern Massage just up the road at the intersex of 535 and 536. The receptionist indicated they had an asian and an american lady working but both were occupied and I should come back in an hour. Not going to happen but let's get back to the receptionist. Holy Keerap what a hottie! Early twenties, hispanic with a near perfect body, gorgeous ass and exquisite see cup rack. I asked, "Well, what are you doing? Fully intending to make her car payment if necessary (P3 alert #2) but she said she just did the receptionist thing. Anyone with info about the cast here. Particularly her royal hotness. Please hold forth.

Very funny post. Last Minute Louie should be my middle name. Always doing the last minute thing. I too tried hooking up with Sabrina T to no avail, even tried a day ahead of time and couldn't get on the schedule but I am still trying. No such thing as overpaying when you are thinking with the little head. Never been to Eastern so no help on the receptionist but will keep an ear out. I have often thought about how to make the play for the hot receptionist. Would you have had any luck if you just straight up offered to make her car / rent payment? Anyone have any luck with receptionists. Sometimes they are the hottest thing in a place. Nice report, thanks for the updates. -- Dog.

[Spanglish1]

Hi, I'm new to the forums and to the hobby. First I wanted to thank you all for having this great place full of knowledge.

Ok know my first experience in an AMP. I went to bamboo spa on a Sunday, was greeted by a nice lady I think her name was Ian or something like that.

I went with the hour for. 8 she asked if was my first time and said yes. I think there was no problem Since I look much younger of what I am. Ok, once inside she offered me a TS, really nice experience she paid some nice attention to my friend and my crakk. Back to the room she started with a really amazing massage and when I was almost falling sleep I felt something warm rubbing against my hand after that everything was better and better. Lots of teasing and on the flip a really nice technique with roaming allowed and even let me into his shirt. I asked If I could get into her pants she just said no and no talking. I just let her finish the amazing job she was doing, then bring hot towel to clean everything up and proceed to a nice massage in my chest and legs. I was impressed she didn't asked for tips but I gave her. 20.

I'm looking forward to repeat with her but also I'd like to try that luxsa place even that I'm not really sure what does the flat rate includes.

[Tyrice24]

Arrived at the Rub Parlor. Girl at the front desk informed me that it was 60 for the (House). Set me up with a girl named Celeste, nice looking girl long black hair, she was a little on the thick side but nice. When I got in the room with Celeste I told her that I was a member of USASG and that Jag recommended me to try this rub / parlor. Celeste said she new Jag real well. Celeste stated that the donation is usually 80 to 100 and to please leave it on the table and get comfortable she would be back in a few minutes. I put 80 on the table. She came back and got the 80 and we started the session. She rubbed my back with lotion for about 5 or 10 minutes she then ask me to turn over. She then put lotion in her hand and started a HJ. After this went on for about a minute or so I ask if we could talk about the donation and she said yes what did I want to know. I ask her what the 140 included she said told me the rub and a HJ. I ask her if I gave her another 60 could I get more then just a HJ. She said yes I could get full nudity and full service. I then got up from the table got 60 more and gave it to her. She left out of the room again and came right back and got undressed. Came over and stuck her tit in my face and again started to HJ me. After a few minutes I ask if she would do a BJ and that is when she informed that the girls at this parlor do not perform illegal sex acts. I ask her why she promised full service. She said only HJ. I let her finish with the HJ then I got dressed. Girl at the front desk was not around when I got ready to leave. Before I left I ask Celeste if she really thought a 10 or 15 minute rub and HJ was worth the 200. she told me she treats all her clients the same and never had any complaints until now. Celeste also told me that she was new at this and still trying to figure out how she wanted to treat her clients. I told Celeste I was not happy with her service I received and I left. I never ask anyone for a refund. I never used any profanity. There was nothing else about Jag or USASG said, period. When I woke up I realized that this whole thing was nothing but a bad dream.

Jazak.

I went to the ladies Know on here as PAS. I paid $. 5 just to get in the door and got a nice massage, but then I had to give $. 40 for a CBJ. She did a good job but never again I'll spend that much money. I'm still kicking myself every time I think about it.

[LuvInIt007]

That's what I don't like about rub girls. To iffy.

Arrived at the Rub Parlor. Girl at the front desk informed me that it was 60 for the (House). Set me up with a girl named Celeste, nice looking girl long black hair, she was a little on the thick side but nice. When I got in the room with Celeste I told her that I was a member of USASG and that Jag recommended me to try this rub / parlor. Celeste said she new Jag real well. Celeste stated that the donation is usually 80 to 100 and to please leave it on the table and get comfortable she would be back in a few minutes. I put 80 on the table. She came back and got the 80 and we started the session. She rubbed my back with lotion for about 5 or 10 minutes she then ask me to turn over. She then put lotion in her hand and started a HJ. After this went on for about a minute or so I ask if we could talk about the donation and she said yes what did I want to know. I ask her what the 140 included she said told me the rub and a HJ. I ask her if I gave her another 60 could I get more then just a HJ. She said yes I could get full nudity and full service. I then got up from the table got 60 more and gave it to her. She left out of the room again and came right back and got undressed. Came over and stuck her tit in my face and again started to HJ me. After a few minutes I ask if she would do a BJ and that is when she informed that the girls at this parlor do not perform illegal sex acts. I ask her why she promised full service. She said only HJ. I let her finish with the HJ then I got dressed. Girl at the front desk was not around when I got ready to leave. Before I left I ask Celeste if she really thought a 10 or 15 minute rub and HJ was worth the 200. she told me she treats all her clients the same and never had any complaints until now. Celeste also told me that she was new at this and still trying to figure out how she wanted to treat her clients. I told Celeste I was not happy with her service I received and I left. I never ask anyone for a refund. I never used any profanity. There was nothing else about Jag or USASG said, period. When I woke up I realized that this whole thing was nothing but a bad dream.

Jazak.

[MikeyGaGa1]

So I was in town last week and checked out Jade Spa on Vineland Rd. Had a very cute gal 25 named Annie. She was wearing short shorts so had some great roaming. She had some decent trying which eventually increased after some encouragement. $80 for the house and $40 tip. I left happy. Next day I went to Jasmine massage. New place had Lilly. A little cheaper but not as hot and a little older. Maybe 41. Neither one would offer GFE so I doubt I will be back to either. Annie was hot though. She might be worth investment if you have it. Great soft skin and nice ass.

[EndGame]

LML as in Last Minute Louie. Tried to hook up with Sabrina T for the umpteenth time last week and she was not working that day. Ended up at be of A on Vineland. Hadn't been here in some time due to generally higher upsell but WTF. Earlier visits always resulted in a young asian thing in tennis skirt outfit. This time, somewhat older asian lady sans tennis outfit who's name sound something like Christmas. Undoubtedly wrong pronunciation, spelling and reality. She had some decent bolt-ons and was very receptive to receiving massage. At least she said so and breathed rather heavily at the time. Bottom line, overspent. Tipping a benji for BBBJ. Please P3 (Pussy Price Police), forgive me this one transgression. Mea Maxima Culpa!

On another note and just before this, tried Eastern Massage just up the road at the intersex of 535 and 536. The receptionist indicated they had an asian and an american lady working but both were occupied and I should come back in an hour. Not going to happen but let's get back to the receptionist. Holy Keerap what a hottie! Early twenties, hispanic with a near perfect body, gorgeous ass and exquisite see cup rack. I asked, "Well, what are you doing? Fully intending to make her car payment if necessary (P3 alert #2) but she said she just did the receptionist thing. Anyone with info about the cast here. Particularly her royal hotness. Please hold forth.