Massage Parlor Reports

**NoseJelly** · 08-26-14 10:52

I think maybe some guys are expecting too much on visit #1 at E / W or Mama Dees. Unless you are Brad Pitt, don't expect the hottest girls to fight over you when you do a walk in. Do some research and call to set up an appointment with one of the ladies. Make an HOUR long appointment. The girls get a bigger cut of the $60 fee than they do on the half hour fee. This makes them happier. I've heard many of the ladies grumble over half hour appointments unless the Gent is a Big Tipper.

When I see a lady for the first time, I always make an appointment, no walk in. I always do an hour. When she comes in the room I say my "friend" John Doe or whatever recommended you because your massage is great and you are really cute and sweet. I never ask for any extras. I let her do her thing while I ask her questions about herself.

On the flip, I don't say a word about "Junior" standing at attention. Out of the last 6 new girls I saw, I got HE from 5 of them. The exception being the 76th St place by the truck stop. I think they have Penisphobia!

Just my 2 cents guys. YMMV Have Fun.

NJ.

**SSurfer** · 08-26-14 01:31

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

I've never had any cash and dash issues with E / W or Mama Dees! I've never had to hand over any cash until the massage is over and I'm dressed and ready to leave. I stay away from all these new girls Mama brings through. I stick with the girls that have been there a while and have built up a fan base.

Helluva way to have TOFTT turn out!

NJ.

My experience with E / W some time ago started out real good as the girls came out and said I could choose. Some how the 4 pretty hot ones talked me into taking the worst of the bunch. Payment was upfront for the massage which lasted 10-15 minutes. She said to flip and that a handshake was $40 and had to pay before hand. I agreed and just like the massage was ok at best. I have not been back.

**Jum Hall** · 08-25-14 22:33

I've never had any cash and dash issues with E / W or Mama Dees! I've never had to hand over any cash until the massage is over and I'm dressed and ready to leave. Stick with the girls that have been there a while and have built up a fan base.
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I too was at East west last week as I had at least 200 to blow and I wanted to check the monger / gent story / theory and from what I saw / observe, east west are probably only charging someone the massage fee upfront as I stayed past my time and why I had to tip atleast 20 without any extra as Melissa was so nice in her hard / soft massage and nicky or annie where abit okay LOL.

Also / Lastly, as I and some other members have written before, guys have to learn how to control that head between them two legs and be willing to only get a massage if the tip amount is too much for them, since the females are normally careful of even guys who have been there before as they don't know if the guy might be trying to set them up too, especially if the gent / monger is being too upfront.

**NoseJelly** · 08-25-14 19:11

I've never had any cash and dash issues with E / W or Mama Dees! I've never had to hand over any cash until the massage is over and I'm dressed and ready to leave. I stay away from all these new girls Mama brings through. I stick with the girls that have been there a while and have built up a fan base.

Helluva way to have TOFTT turn out!

NJ.

**LongTom** · 08-25-14 13:46

Originally Posted by Improven [View Original Post]

I had a similar experience with e / w talked to mom's got reimbursed, because I called the girl out in front of her co-workers.

I advise you do the same, it is a business, not a one way street.

Gents, this is total bs and you were robbed. I have gotten to know many of the girls at multiple AMPs. When you pay them, they only turn in the house fee to mamasan, NOT the tip, which they keep to themselves.

As advice to all newbies, my cash isn't set down till I am confident of service to be rendered. In this instance, thinking you were going to get FS in five minutes was a pipedream.

I would have banked that info for the next time, scheduled an hour, and started the fun half way through.

An expensive lesson others can learn from.

**Bloozer** · 08-25-14 13:02

Originally Posted by Improven [View Original Post]

I had a similar experience with e / w talked to mom's got reimbursed, because I called the girl out in front of her co-workers.

I advise you do the same, it is a business, not a one way street.

They don't play that game with me. I tell them upfront. I tip a waitress after the service. If they don't like it, I'm out the door.

**Improven** · 08-25-14 12:29

Originally Posted by DireVolf [View Original Post]

I went to MD's today and saw Farrah. Pretty face, perky everywhere you'd like her to be. I got a nice massage, I paid for 30 min and she asked me to flip at 25 min, so far so good. Then she asks what I'm looking for, I ask her what's on the menu and she replies "everything. " We agreed on a price (which was everything I had) for CFS. She tells me she's got to go get a top hat for this party. Five minutes later she comes back and says no one has a top hat. I pull one out of my pocket, she says she can't use it because she doesn't know how old or what condition the top hat is in. Ok fair enough. She tells me to lay down, she finishes me with a good HE.

This is where it gets sketchy, I go to grab my money off the table and it's GONE. I ask if she took the money and she says "yes I turned it in already. " So then I say to her but that was a tip for FS not just for your hands. She replies that they don't reimburse tips and tells me I can leave now. I look at her and ask her if she's serious and she says there's nothing she can do and tells me to have a nice day. Two bad experiences in a row!? Never going back.

I had a similar experience with e / w talked to mom's got reimbursed, because I called the girl out in front of her co-workers.

I advise you do the same, it is a business, not a one way street.

**Cap Augie Nemo** · 08-22-14 21:14

Stopped in tonight for a massage, no extras were had, but Annah was dressed to tease in a short skirt and Lacy boxers, the Massage was great. When she knelt around my head (I was face down though &#128530 I could feel her smooth legs on my cheeks which had me shifting uncomfortably for a moment. I'm going to keep stopping in and see if she loosens up over time. She crept closer to an extra, but not tonight.

**TheBowman** · 08-22-14 19:31

I recently went to Bella and had Jennifer. She gave a great massage. She know what she was doing. I guess she is no longer working there. Does anyone know where she went? I went in to bella again and got some beautiful lady. She gave a ok massage but with a ton of oil. She handed me a towl and spry bottle of alcohol to whip off the oil.

**Bloozer** · 08-22-14 19:05

Originally Posted by MarkWa [View Original Post]

The problem with that idea is that we would all want to embezzle the product instead!

Taking embezzlement into consideration. Her pay would be small, but her tips would be large! (especially mine.).

**GRBrazen** · 08-22-14 18:19

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

Looks like a few of us mongers need to get together and open our own MP.

Monger Massage! Love it!! Problem is the staff would be worn out in a week!

**Member #6969** · 08-22-14 14:36

Originally Posted by Bloozer [View Original Post]

I like it! I'll be an investor. We got to set it up near Holland! (Damn, I goofed maybe I should've put this in the Holland section).

Monger Massage!

The problem with that idea is that we would all want to embezzle the product instead!

**Bloozer** · 08-22-14 10:24

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

Looks like a few of us mongers need to get together and open our own MP.

I like it! I'll be an investor. We got to set it up near Holland! (Damn, I goofed maybe I should've put this in the Holland section).

Monger Massage!

**Benz1** · 08-22-14 09:01

Originally Posted by MarkWa [View Original Post]

The funny thing was it was between 1:45 and 2:15 that this happened, which is usually a pretty quiet time. I do know about Wonder, but for the most part I don't go there anymore, never really had a good time since Camille left there.

Looks like a few of us mongers need to get together and open our own MP.

**Member #6969** · 08-21-14 17:40

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

The girls aren't always busy, you must have been hunting during prime time. Lunch hour and after work, on your way home is the busiest time.

I noticed that you went to Serenity first then to Bella, if you go the other direction on plainfield you can find Wonder Massage. If you call them they will tell you where they are hidden, can't find it without directions.

Happy hunting.

The funny thing was it was between 1:45 and 2:15 that this happened, which is usually a pretty quiet time. I do know about Wonder, but for the most part I don't go there anymore, never really had a good time since Camille left there.