Massage Parlor Reports

**CheqsOut** · 08-18-14 21:29

Any help on finding asian or european with HE would be great. We have a few here in VA but I am guessing they are a lot better in Chicago. Miss the places I used to visit in NJ and NY. PM me if you can help.

**BluCottonCandy** · 08-18-14 15:44

Originally Posted by StayPuff [View Original Post]

I heard some people say it closed down. Looks like it reopened. I haven't been, but just giving a heads up. Probably won't bother. From my experience when a spa closes down and rebrands, it's usually for the worse.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...22-26/22831002

TOFTT on the "new" owners a few weeks back. I will not return. Some wear and tear on the therapist. I don't recall her name becasue it was not worth remembering. I was there 5 min before she asked me to flip. 5 min later she was done. I popped before I had a chance to get excited, if that makes any sense.

Worst thing about this place is the location of the business. There is no back door and the spa is located in a small strip mall kitty corner to a legit hair salon. As you approach the door you are always spotted by the owners of this hair salon. I am certain they know what is going on. Massage is not good, therapist is old, and above all the place is high risk. Not surprising the business has changed hands. Unless you get off on danger and really crave a crappy ass massage from a 50+ "lady" stay away. I only went back to see if the new place was something worth visiting. $100 total.

If you are in the area, try BD massage on lincoln or the EMP on devon and richmond.

**BluCottonCandy** · 08-18-14 14:50

Originally Posted by Elpatron [View Original Post]

I saw her a couple years ago on a motel by Lincon and foster she does offer full, poor massage no sklls at all not worthed

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The picture make her appear a lot more attractive than she really is. She is weathered. Place was dirty, table was creaky and massage was average at best. She did agree to BBBJ and I was somewhat satisfied. Personality is her best feature. She also mentioned to me that other girls were available, however a few days later when I called and asked for on of these other girls she seemed put off and could not procure any other talent. I would only repeat if I was absolutely desperate for a BBBJ. Better options available.

**Elpatron** · 08-17-14 15:45

I saw her a couple years ago on a motel by Lincon and foster she does offer full, poor massage no sklls at all not worthed

Originally Posted by Lurker02 [View Original Post]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/4609433976.html

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**Miamiat** · 08-17-14 13:41

Originally Posted by Northwell [View Original Post]

Tried the 30th st. Location that was listed off of backpage.com. This one is a no go for me.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...aa-25/21629887

First off, this location is residential Bridgeport. Not a business lined street in Chinatown. Parking is difficult, and if there is a Sox game you better have the window sticker or else you can get a $100 ticket like I did.

The place is a dump, it is an old dentists office converted into a dingy massage parlor with a 1 table in 1 room and a weird bathroom / shower combination. The masseuse was a 5. 5/10 and the massage was lackluster. The ending was pretty much self service.

Worst part of the whole experience, besides the parking ticket, was walking back to my car. This is Bridgeport. And the neighbors know what this place is and do not want it here. My car was parked near a bunch of locals sitting out front in a group who had no problem asking me how " my fucking happy ending was"?

This one will be gone soon. I would not repeat.

Looks like you took 2 for the team. Sorry about that, but thanks!

List your next target and we'll take care of it for you.

**Northwell** · 08-17-14 03:43

Tried the 30th st. Location that was listed off of backpage.com. This one is a no go for me.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...aa-25/21629887

First off, this location is residential Bridgeport. Not a business lined street in Chinatown. Parking is difficult, and if there is a Sox game you better have the window sticker or else you can get a $100 ticket like I did.

The place is a dump, it is an old dentists office converted into a dingy massage parlor with a 1 table in 1 room and a weird bathroom / shower combination. The masseuse was a 5. 5/10 and the massage was lackluster. The ending was pretty much self service.

Worst part of the whole experience, besides the parking ticket, was walking back to my car. This is Bridgeport. And the neighbors know what this place is and do not want it here. My car was parked near a bunch of locals sitting out front in a group who had no problem asking me how " my fucking happy ending was"?

This one will be gone soon. I would not repeat.

**Northwell** · 08-16-14 20:38

Took one for the team this Friday. Stopped by thinking some old Asiana memories would come back. Same exact location, in the corner of that busy strip mall. It is next to a bustling restaurant. I dislike this location, always have.

It is the exact same place, no modifications at all. They do have a table shower in the back. None of the past employees. Two girls working: Mimi and Crystal. Each one is a 5.

Paid for an hr and a table shower. $75. Mimi (older one) gave me a good playful table shower. When I went back to the room, I got the younger Crystal who came into to do my massage. Not knowing any better, I didn't object. Lesson learned.

Crystal kept me draped, no playing around, and a big fat shut out. I left her a $5 tip declined the water and left very unhappy. Ultimate bait and switch.

Guys if anyone decides to switch your masseuse mid-session, it is not for your benefit. Ever! Most likely the better masseuse has had 4 back-to-back appointments and they are throwing the "B" squad at you to even the earnings of the girls. You have been warned.

**Kitty Comb** · 08-16-14 11:16

Went there myself. Older, very nice, non-clock watcher, good massage.

Thanks for the tip.

Originally Posted by KittyComb [View Original Post]

Thanks for the reports. Any idea if others are available?

That apparently once was the case.

KC.

**Kitty Comb** · 08-14-14 18:21

Originally Posted by Chidell [View Original Post]

Saw her after seeing the post. She is older for sure. But very friendly. She does give a good massage.

Thanks for the reports. Any idea if others are available?

That apparently once was the case.

KC.

**Chidell** · 08-14-14 16:47

Originally Posted by JoeD999 [View Original Post]

Yes saw her a year or two ago. Nice lady. No rush and full menu. She is a little older but I didn't mind at the time. She said something about other girls also being available.

Saw her after seeing the post. She is older for sure. But very friendly. She does give a good massage.

**Magooski** · 08-12-14 13:29

Originally Posted by Miamiat [View Original Post]

Our government at work! Can't keep the potholes fixed -.

I'll venture a guess that a MP should not be in the same building as an aldermans office. Safer than taking on gang violence!

**Miamiat** · 08-12-14 11:18

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

Just drove past Emerald Spring Spa at 18th & Blue Island and saw the big orange sticker. Another one bites the dust!

Our government at work! Can't keep the potholes fixed -.

**Magooski** · 08-12-14 07:49

Just drove past Emerald Spring Spa at 18th & Blue Island and saw the big orange sticker. Another one bites the dust!

**Miamiat** · 08-11-14 15:25

Originally Posted by Ashoka [View Original Post]

I've done ok here. Decent massage and good finish from 3 different girls. They all appear to believe in the 50-minute hour though. My only issue with them. CTM you can pm me for deets (to any other seniors, would love to trade info on other west town spots, my go-to at Sunkiss left and it's expensive going at random and hoping to meet another keeper).

Aa.

Ashoka, I just sent you a message.

**JoeD999** · 08-11-14 11:41

Originally Posted by Lurker02 [View Original Post]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/4609433976.html

Yes saw her a year or two ago. Nice lady. No rush and full menu. She is a little older but I didn't mind at the time. She said something about other girls also being available.