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**ChaserX** · 08-15-14 21:28

Originally Posted by AirTouchOne [View Original Post]

I had the exact same experience as you! I told her I was going to slightly late since I wasn't familar the area and traffic was a bit heavy. The bottom line was this pissed her off and I was an azz for wasting her time.

Not worth the trouble folks!

Thanks for agreeing with me man! I love how the reviews here in the forum are all of brand new members with only one or two posts, praising her! It's obvious she is here making new accounts or someone who is friend's with her is doing it. I have the text messages to prove that she was a complete and utter ***** to me when all I told her was that I won't be at her place right on the dot.

Change your attitude BB, until then, we can see through your bs.

**Chainsaw112** · 08-15-14 19:33

So that same night I saw Victoria Secret, I was calling many other ladies and this one texted me way way later after midnight whilst hanging out with the guys just saying "Hey how are you" to which I didn't reply.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ng-21/16718987

She's supposedly at a location close to me, but it was already too late and I actually didn't like the fact that she texted me so late. That's not professional. I am reminded by the wise words of Victor Sweet in the movie Four Brothers" "You don't pay a ho to f* you, you pay her to leave. ".

However, her pics seem TGTBT but does anyone have any info?

Just my two cents, aside from my reviews, just like we have scam reports, we should have a thread in the forum that's a "For sure go for it" reports. Something along the lines of once an SP has been well reviewed on here a few times, the mod can add her to that thread. I can see the downside would be no one TOFTT but sometimes in a pinch you don't want to keep searching and striking out and losing more money. That would probably also encourage the SPs to do a better job. Then after they're old reports they can be taken down. Just something to think about.

Only because it's pretty offensive for some of these girls to be calling themselves "goddesses" and when you walk in the door they're the devil LOL. Good luck and ALWAYS be safe guys. Someone throw me a bone to a good SP I can make my ATF. Ill keep trying and more reports to come, but this has been one busy busy week.

**Chainsaw112** · 08-15-14 19:19

So whilst in the parking lot waiting for Stella to reply or answer, and whilst phone tagging with Summer, I got a hold of Victoria Secret and she was nice on the phone and available.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...nz-43/16709887

Short Story. Prettier than her pics, sweet and talkative, clean, accommodating and nice experience over all, no DFK and everything covered keep in mind.

Long Story. In keeping in line with older ladies, like I said before I like older ladies who are still sexy and nice bodied. This one is a BBW but very shapely and really pretty. Called her and she was available immediately, also not too far a drive from where I was, so she led me to the hotel and called back to see if I was ok on the road (little weird but ok). Got to the parking lot, I guess where she can see me and the car. Called and she led me to the room.

She's extra careful and even said that, hence the multiple phone calls and parking where she could see. But I was ok with that. Walked in and there stands a very pretty and clean older lady who was very personable and easy to talk to. The room was clean and she smelled good. She seemed really genuine as we small talked and agreed on. 8 for the half hour. Everything covered, HJ, CBJ, BLS, kissing with no tongue, and roaming all over.

We moved with CG and she was nice and wet and into it, and then K9 and that ass is something else, I'm telling you guys, you got to see it. She mentioned Greek (which I've never done, nor did I ever have an interest in doing) but I had a. 2 on me and decided to go for it. It was one greek position only, which honestly didn't do much for me, so we switched condoms and went back to mish. She took it well and I went for a few more minutes (probably could have gone longer to try other positions, as she didn't seem to mind) but I was good with mish and finished right there.

Got cleaned up and dressed up and probably stayed an extra 15 min or more just talking as she didn't look at the time and just seemed to enjoy the conversation. She was great in bed, nice and personable, reasonable rates, mature, and just an overall good experience. Hell as I'm writing this I'm thinking of calling her again. Give her a call and good luck guys.

**Chainsaw112** · 08-15-14 19:00

After Stella's calling texting debacle and subsequent no go, while calling for other dreams I called Summer, she didn't answer right away, and when calling another one she had called me back and LEFT A VOICEMAIL. Bloody hell the last thing I need are texts and voicemails from SPs on BP LOL.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...542-30/9415506

Now, I've been seeing her ad on BP for a long long time, and I think read one not so great review on here. But in keeping in line with sexy older ladies, and my little head still taking command after not seeing Stella, we phone tagged for a while, with her leaving me a SECOND voicemail, and when I was at my next dream she texted saying she's available later in the night.

So after my next dream which went well, I decided to call her just to see what can happen, and because she looks really really hot in her pics, although I've become privy to knowing that if it looks TGTBT it probably is. That plus it's the same pics for a couple of years, so no way she still looks that good. However, she answered the phone, was nice and pleasant, led me to the hotel, parked and called her again and to my chagrin she didn't answer. Called again and again and texted but no answer. So having already been satisfied by Victorias Secret (on whom Ill report next) it wasn't that big of a deal. BUT after I left she texted back apologizing saying she had to leave for a bit, and she'll make it up to me with a really good price for a whole hour, massage and all.

Ill let you guys know if I do decide to go for it, but the whole thing seemed shady, and if anyone on here can advise if I should even go through with it at all, that would be appreciated.

**AirTouchOne** · 08-15-14 18:55

Originally Posted by ChaserJzx90 [View Original Post]

I hope this isn't breaking any rules of the forum. I'm here to complain and tell you all about my interaction with Ms. Brazilian Bombshell.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...an-22/14106242

I called her on my lunch break today to see about a SS. She answered and when I set it up she insisted that I confirm I be at her location exactly at 4 pm on the dot. I told her I will try but leave a little wiggle room as he traffic during dream cruise week is horrible. The call ended after I said that. Now I have read her reviews before, I know she operated as a "pro" and that she was short but I thought that was just rude. I sent her a text saying "Way to live up to our reputation. " When I sent it it said she had blocked me. I sent another message telling her I'll be sure to let everyone know how short she was. A few moments later she called me and started blowing up my phone with texts. Instead of telling you how the exchange went, I'll just post it in here. First though, I want to know if it is okay to do. If any other senior members or mods could let me know if that's kosher, I really appreciate it. I won't post the exchange unless given the green light.

All in all, it's ironic because she asks for men with good attitudes when she herself doesn't have one.

I had the exact same experience as you! I told her I was going to slightly late since I wasn't familar the area and traffic was a bit heavy. The bottom line was this pissed her off and I was an azz for wasting her time.

Not worth the trouble folks!

**Chainsaw112** · 08-15-14 18:51

After two bad and finally a good experience last weekend, I decided to try again mid week. After Zaria's good experience I wanted to try someone who seemed similar. I rea a good review on Stella so I decided to go for it. The ad said text for quicker response, so I did, and she led me to the area and said to call / text when I got there.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-e-20/16708153

Short Story. Actually it's all short story, drove half hour to the area, called and texted multiple times with no answer. I waited in a random business parking lot texting and calling for about 25 minutes, with no response, so I decided to look for other ads and left. After finding one (which Ill post right after this one), I drove away, about an hour later I got multiple texts saying sorry I was in the tub, some profanity not directed at me, then another saying oops sorry that text was for someone else.

I was nice and just said ok maybe another time (after I was done with my next dream). I was disappointed, because she did text back and was nice and all, and after good review on here I really wanted to see this one. Maybe another day.

**Chainsaw112** · 08-15-14 18:42

After two strikeouts and 1. 8 down the drain. The SAME NIGHT my little head still wanted to be satisfied so I bit the bait and went for Zaria.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...is-21/15832936

Not too far a drive from the mature just before, so I decided to give her a try for the end of the night, third time's a charm I'm hoping.

Short Story. Not GFE, but really really pretty and nice curvy petite body, very clean, very sweet, pleasantly surprised when she opened the door. 1. 4 HH so Go for it.

Long Story. Called and she was available. Really sweet on the phone. Got a call back from a restricted number with no one on the other line, I'm guessing that was her? Led me to the hotel, nice hotel, but she was being extra careful. Called when I got to the lot, then like other reports said she said to go to the right floor and call again, which I did. She gave me the room number, and when she opened the door I was surprised with a very pretty petite girl at the door. She gave me a hug and told me to sit and get comfortable.

Small talk and agreed on 1. 40 for HH (Actually because of the money I already lost, I was initially going for SS for 1. 0 but seeing how pretty and sweet she was I decided for the HH). She doesn't kiss, everything covered, but smelled really nice and the place was clean and as sweet as she was I gladly agreed. We both got undressed and she began running her hands all over my body and gave me a HJ then CBJ and moved on to multiple positions. She was quiet but took the pounding well. And After two strikeouts earlier in the evening I was determined to finish strong. Mish, K9, CG, RCG, then back to mish for the finish and I did it!! Finally a win. She was attractive and nice, and I asked if I could write her a review because this one deserved it.

I would totally repeat, but want to try others first, because I can't keep doing 1. 4. She could be a fav, we'll see though.

Side note, these girls really need to learn not to text us, because out of the blue she texted me this morning saying "Hey how are you" . Even though I saw her last weekend.

**Chainsaw112** · 08-15-14 18:27

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...es-40/14571871

Same night after my strikeout with the fatty, in the parking lot I looked up Amanda because I wasn't satisfied. Now, being in my late 20's, there is nothing sexier to me than an older woman who is still sexy as all hell. So I actively try to look for matures and decided to try this one out. But I left unfinished and very sadly disappointed because her pics were real.

Short Story. Pics are accurate, very nice body, very pleasant, but rushed and not very accommodating.

Long Story. She was sweet and pleasant on the phone, said she could squeeze me in for HH because she has to go for an outcall later. Walked in, immediately gave me a hug, and began small talking, took me to the bedroom of the apartment and agreed on. 1 for HH. She went into the other room for like 10 min while I waited, again, I should have quit right then but she was legitimately pretty hot. Explained no kissing, not really GFE, but whatever when she undressed I was hopping for the best.

At this point she started rushing me with a bad HJ then CBJ but I asked her for uncovered to which she reluctantly agreed, then was ready to go. CFS was very rushed, very dry, fake "come on cum for me honey" sounds and talk, tried multiple positions but she wouldn't accommodate the dryness to the point it hurt. Decided to finish with her hands but she seemed to be falling asleep as she's hurrying me up. Now she did make an effort by using her massage oils with the HJ but she just wasn't good at it. After asking me for like the 5th time "are you done yet" I was like just forget it it's not happening.

I was still nice and pleasant, and without ANY argument or complaints from me she got very defensive and saying hey we did all kinds of positions and that she gave me her best stuff. I brushed it off because I didn't care at that point. Again, I left disappointed and I saw her leaving for her outcall while I was still in the parking lot. I'm hoping it's a YMMV thing for this one, because she really did have a nice body, and under less rushed circumstances maybe, just maybe, it would be better. So I'm hoping someone else has a better time with her. Good luck.

**Chainsaw112** · 08-15-14 18:11

Hello brothers, I apologize for the absence, for I usually did the SW thing, but stepped away for many reasons, mostly due to being out of town, or studying / being broke / as well as being smart about health / LE.

I have never ever ever done the BP thing, but I got back in town about 2 weeks ago and went all out, read the forum about (20-30 pages back) but eventually took many for the team, couple good, some bad, and Ill report here each in it's own single report to make it easier on the eyes, so brace yourselves guys for a bunch of reports. Ill try to go in order and put the name in the title (If I remember it) and if it was good or bad.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...re-24/16708356

Short Story. Skip this one.

Now let me preface this by saying I'm a nice guy and try to make small talk and get to know these girls and be more personal with them (to break the ice), but you all know how this hobby is, and although some girls might just be having bad days, and it's a YMMV thing, some review just have to be bad.

Long Story. Called her and she was pleasant on the phone and available right away. I tried to stay within my part of town so I don't drive too far and waste too much time, but unfortunately it's slim pickins where I live. She told me where to go, got to the Motel parking lot, and called her so she can tell me the room number. It was a nice area, and being my very first ever BP experience, I was nervous / borderline paranoid. Got up to the room and she opened the door. She was not at all attractive, not in the least bit. I know she was bigger from the pics but the pics hide the massively hanging belly. Made some small talk, she looked and sounded as nervous as I visibly was, but I tried to break the ice and agreed to half hour for. 8 and began undressing.

Multiple tats, low hanging sees, and she said everything was covered, no kissing, with which I was fine at this point. Proceeded with a slow HJ then onto CBJ, and I just wanted to get off at this point. She immediately said she can't do CG because of a bad knee, fine, so I began with mish, she was quiet and not too into it, then onto K9 where I immediately noticed the horrendous smell. Tried to stomach it but couldn't, so with CG out of the question we switched back to mish and kept pounding. I tried to close my eyes and block everything out, but it just wasn't working for me, I pulled out and immediately went limp. I'm a young guy but this chick wasn't doing it for me, and probably won't for you too.

Made a little more small talk as we got dressed, I was still nice and pleasant, she knew I didn't finish but didn't seem to care (almost to the point where I felt bad for HER), she kept looking at the time, and I was out of there in like 20 min. . 8 and blue balls, and in retrospect I should have walked out when I saw her but the little head got the best of me. And I didn't win. Skip.

**ShotsOnGoal** · 08-15-14 16:34

Sorry for double post, I didn't realize the posts weren't immediately put up so I wrote the review again.

Originally Posted by ShotsOnGoal [View Original Post]

I set up a meet with Stella cause this girl is just my style. Drove over an hour in rush hour and when got to area she stopped texting back and wouldn't answer phone. Complete waste of 2 hours of driving. I.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...te-20/16566394

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**TerryaJae0524** · 08-15-14 15:43

I called last night to make a apt. I set up a apt for noon I called because I knew I was going to be late. She was polite enough to accommodate me with a new apt. Stayed for HH apt should charge a lot more she is very beautiful, total Gem. I've read reviews good and bad regarding her attitude and I can't see where they get that unless they where rude first? SP, safe environment, clean, and professional. Will be back for another apt.

**TerryaJae0524** · 08-15-14 15:22

Came across ad last night and set up apt for today at noon. Very polite, honest, and reliable. I had to call because I was late and she accommodate me. Stayed for HH should charge more she is very beautiful. SP, safe Environment, total Gem a must see, well be back.

**ShotsOnGoal** · 08-15-14 11:01

I set up a meet with Stella cause this girl is just my style. Drove over an hour in rush hour and when got to area she stopped texting back and wouldn't answer phone. Complete waste of 2 hours of driving. I.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...te-20/16566394

**Joehpp** · 08-15-14 07:38

Originally Posted by Krinkle187 [View Original Post]

Curious about this one? Looks promising but we all know a promising looking ad doesn't mean much. Any intel?

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ly-21/16048593

Considering the pictures are of a porn star named Lexxxi Lockhart I would tend to believe that this is a fake!

**ShotsOnGoal** · 08-15-14 04:18

I texted Stella this afternoon, her preference is text, and to meet up with her this afternoon. She replied and we set everything up. Said she was located off Nw hwy and I would contact her as I got closer. So I drive all the way out there from Metro Airport area and she no longer replies to my texts or calls. I waited over a half hour for a response before leaving the area. I rarely get the time to hobby and this one was totally my type so I made time. Heads Up guys unless you have time to waste for nothing.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...te-20/16566394