Massage Parlor Reports

[PedDoc]

Had a free afternoon yesterday and booked a last-minute appointment with Kim.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tsy-32/8522920

I was directed to an unassuming office complex, and I was met at the door by Kim. She was a relatively tall, buxom, and an amazing butt. She was in yoga pants and a tight wife-beater which was struggling to hold back her amazing tits. I was escorted to a quiet, dark room to change. There was soft jazz music, candles, and a water feature. The ambience was great.

The massage was to die for. She is very talented, and she successfully worked out a lot of tight areas which I have. On the flip, I was extremely happy. Even more so when the girls came out to play and be kissed. Great eye-contact. Not a clock-watcher. A full hour for $. 20 (not counting tip).

I will definitely return for another amazing experience.

[LimpDick]

Yeah she's just being cautious. My opinion, those beatiful tits provide the perfect opportunity to prove you aren't out to bust her, without doing anything that would make her uncomfortable.

They are much better than the old ones. She's a really cool gal.

So was in town and was lucky enough to get an appointment with Angel. With the YGND being on vacation I thought I'd miss my chance. Studio was very clean. I was received by a pretty young lady though what they say about her being distant is true. I salute the guy who made those tits, they are perfect! She stripped down before the massage began and put her chest to good use. Moments were a bit mechanical and not very sensual IMHO but a good rub overall. After the flip she got the deed done. I was done in 30 minutes but she did not rush at anytime and took her time. She did loosen up after the pop.

I'm looking forward to seeing the other YGND when I'm in town again.

Stay safe,

Noob.

[HesDeadJim]

I am sorry to hear about your experience man. I had a very good experience at VIP. I was there at around 11:00 PM on Saturday. Did yuo go there during the daytime? As other posters said, may be it gets better at night.

S.

VIP has always been a crapshoot. They rotate girls from out of town every 2 - 4 weeks. There are usually up to 3 girls there (besides the mamasan), you get the girl whose turn is up next. The initial door (40-60) money all goes to the house, girls only get to keep tip money. So unlike other reviews, it's really impossible to give an accurate review of VIP because the lineup is constantly changing. Some people are going to get an awesome girl, some a horrible one, and in 3 weeks the review will be moot because they will be gone already.

[Noob2011]

So was in town and was lucky enough to get an appointment with Angel. With the YGND being on vacation I thought I'd miss my chance. Studio was very clean. I was received by a pretty young lady though what they say about her being distant is true. I salute the guy who made those tits, they are perfect! She stripped down before the massage began and put her chest to good use. Moments were a bit mechanical and not very sensual IMHO but a good rub overall. After the flip she got the deed done. I was done in 30 minutes but she did not rush at anytime and took her time. She did loosen up after the pop.

I'm looking forward to seeing the other YGND when I'm in town again.

Stay safe,

Noob.

[Mr2424]

I am sorry to hear about your experience man. I had a very good experience at VIP. I was there at around 11:00 PM on Saturday. Did yuo go there during the daytime? As other posters said, may be it gets better at night.

S.

Boy ole boy. I sure wish I could go back in time and change my decision making yesterday (Monday)! Seem like all my fav's were booked up. So what do I do? Unfortunately, I read into a few other posts and tried out VIP and Fuji BOTH within 43 minutes! Yes 43 minutes. Damn on one hand It was a complete waste of money BUT on other hand it was very well my money. Why. Because now I know I will NEVER go back to either one. No matter what others may report in future. Ok on to the experience.

VIP: ring bell. Wait about 2 minutes. 40+ lady answers in short dress, directs me to room. Ask how long. I say half. She says get undress and will be right back. At the very least, I am thinking I would get a decent massage. Errrrr wrong! She comes in asking if I been there before. I say yes. Many times. She starts rubbing my back with no lotion no oil. For about 5 minutes. I finally say what about the lotion or oil? She says ok. And decides to put the entire bottle of oil on my back! This last another 5 minutes. Just on back. I finally say massage my legs. She says ok. But never does! It had to be the 2nd worse massage I've received (alltime worse was AMP at 4 seasons). After 13 minutes I said ok please stop. I am done. She ask me to teach her what to do. Hell I came to you!! On to the next.

Fuji: short drive over. Just knew it couldn't get worse. It did! Ring bell. And older chubby lady answers. Boy I was afraid if she was going to do the massage!! She didn't. Go to room and wait. In comes 38+ lady in nice short black dress. Good sign for me. Tell her half hour. Tells me get undress. I do. She immediately drape me. Which is ok. But I was a little concern. I purposely share with her by bad exp at VIP. To ensure her good service. She starts back massage. Then unto my head and face. I quickly say no need to do that. Massage my lower back and legs. She decides to massage my back again! WTF! After about 10 minutes I say again massage my legs. Her response. "you only pay for half. " Ok, then I pay for hour. She says "O, too late. " WTF!! I felt like I was being pranked!! LOL. She begged me to stay. I said no. I am ok. Just want to leave. She tried to continue massage. Not to lose hope. I stayed. Bad decision! After 20 minutes of back. She never offered me to flip. I tell her I never plan to come back. She was surprised.

Not trying to bash these 2 places. But laziness, no passion and no massage skills means no repeat!

Be safe out there!

Free.

[IntoitBoy]

She has a sexy butt foreal. She posts in the escort section as well. Is she an ecort too.

Not the same person, at all.

[OldDawg]

I empathize. I've never been back to VIP because now it's like going into a brothel in a tales-from-the-crypt episode.

Some friends told me the quality improves at night, but damn, I don't want to be down there then.

I also have some friends at PTs across the road, and if they find out I hit that place, I get cut from the after hours party assuming I'm diseased.

In my experience, you are not getting anything good unless you pay the "house fee". In those places it's 1 hour.

They just assume from the start you are going to be cheap. You definently don't get the A list.

At VIP, unless I'm recognized (which I'm not anymore), I always say "NO". I'm always a NOOB. Its netted me FS for $ before rather than the usual $. 6.

If you just want a HJ you just get that at VIP at. 6 without issue if you are upfront and nail it down before getting undressed. Than again, that was when I was "known" there, so I couldn't play the NOOB card.

This is only my dream. Others may be different.

Thanks for the report tho because I was thinking about checking fuji. Now I won't.

I agree that VIP can be one of the nine circles of hell, but I go if I'm in a pinch because if you're upfront and firm about what you want when you're in the position to walk, one step toward the door usually saves you about $50-$70 bucks for the same damn thing.

Going after dark is just not worth it. I had a pretty nasty exchange with some idiots claiming they were "security" in the parking lot last year and it was a few months and a different car before I came back.

[Lee250]

What a treasure! I Love ygnd, but sorry this was better, IMHO by quite a margin. I have had the pleasure of some amazing experiences, a few reviewed here, others reviewed on the other site and others where I enjoyed so much I have kept private. But this was mind blowing, right up there.

Sorry will not give more details, please don't pm me for more details.

Thanks so much pilot Pete.

She has a sexy butt foreal. She posts in the escort section as well. Is she an ecort too.

[IntoitBoy]

I had the privilege of visiting this gorgeous and talented lady myself, after getting connected. I totally concur with the review and then some. Though I am also a big fan of YGND, I also agree this wonderful person is a cut above as well, in many ways. The session I had was one of the best I have had in a long, long time. She has great certified skills and other skills.

She wants to remain very discrete and connect only with senior members with similar tastes and manners as PistolPete suggests. Thanks.

What a treasure! I Love ygnd, but sorry this was better, IMHO by quite a margin. I have had the pleasure of some amazing experiences, a few reviewed here, others reviewed on the other site and others where I enjoyed so much I have kept private. But this was mind blowing, right up there.

Sorry will not give more details, please don't pm me for more details.

Thanks so much pilot Pete.

[Lovethatbob]

Boy ole boy. I sure wish I could go back in time and change my decision making yesterday (Monday)! Seem like all my fav's were booked up. So what do I do? Unfortunately, I read into a few other posts and tried out VIP and Fuji BOTH within 43 minutes! Yes 43 minutes. Damn on one hand It was a complete waste of money BUT on other hand it was very well my money. Why. Because now I know I will NEVER go back to either one. No matter what others may report in future. Ok on to the experience.

VIP:
Fuji:

Not trying to bash these 2 places. But laziness, no passion and no massage skills means no repeat!

Be safe out there!

Free.

This kind of report is super important. Thank you very much. In fact, it's worth more than most glowing reports. We all want to know how to spend money wisely on great experiences. But saving money by avoiding certain ladies and certain places like these is just as important to all of us. Keep it up, Free!

LTB.

[LimpDick]

I empathize. I've never been back to VIP because now it's like going into a brothel in a tales-from-the-crypt episode.

Some friends told me the quality improves at night, but damn, I don't want to be down there then.

I also have some friends at PTs across the road, and if they find out I hit that place, I get cut from the after hours party assuming I'm diseased.

In my experience, you are not getting anything good unless you pay the "house fee". In those places it's 1 hour.

They just assume from the start you are going to be cheap. You definently don't get the A list.

At VIP, unless I'm recognized (which I'm not anymore), I always say "NO". I'm always a NOOB. Its netted me FS for $ before rather than the usual $. 6.

If you just want a HJ you just get that at VIP at. 6 without issue if you are upfront and nail it down before getting undressed. Than again, that was when I was "known" there, so I couldn't play the NOOB card.

This is only my dream. Others may be different.

Thanks for the report tho because I was thinking about checking fuji. Now I won't.

Boy ole boy. I sure wish I could go back in time and change my decision making yesterday (Monday)! Seem like all my fav's were booked up. So what do I do? Unfortunately, I read into a few other posts and tried out VIP and Fuji BOTH within 43 minutes! Yes 43 minutes. Damn on one hand It was a complete waste of money BUT on other hand it was very well my money. Why. Because now I know I will NEVER go back to either one. No matter what others may report in future. Ok on to the experience.

VIP: ring bell. Wait about 2 minutes. 40+ lady answers in short dress, directs me to room. Ask how long. I say half. She says get undress and will be right back. At the very least, I am thinking I would get a decent massage. Errrrr wrong! She comes in asking if I been there before. I say yes. Many times. She starts rubbing my back with no lotion no oil. For about 5 minutes. I finally say what about the lotion or oil? She says ok. And decides to put the entire bottle of oil on my back! This last another 5 minutes. Just on back. I finally say massage my legs. She says ok. But never does! It had to be the 2nd worse massage I've received (alltime worse was AMP at 4 seasons). After 13 minutes I said ok please stop. I am done. She ask me to teach her what to do. Hell I came to you!! On to the next.

Fuji: short drive over. Just knew it couldn't get worse. It did! Ring bell. And older chubby lady answers. Boy I was afraid if she was going to do the massage!! She didn't. Go to room and wait. In comes 38+ lady in nice short black dress. Good sign for me. Tell her half hour. Tells me get undress. I do. She immediately drape me. Which is ok. But I was a little concern. I purposely share with her by bad exp at VIP. To ensure her good service. She starts back massage. Then unto my head and face. I quickly say no need to do that. Massage my lower back and legs. She decides to massage my back again! WTF! After about 10 minutes I say again massage my legs. Her response. "you only pay for half. " Ok, then I pay for hour. She says "O, too late. " WTF!! I felt like I was being pranked!! LOL. She begged me to stay. I said no. I am ok. Just want to leave. She tried to continue massage. Not to lose hope. I stayed. Bad decision! After 20 minutes of back. She never offered me to flip. I tell her I never plan to come back. She was surprised.

Not trying to bash these 2 places. But laziness, no passion and no massage skills means no repeat!

Be safe out there!

Free.

[Just Aguy]

Not trying to bash these 2 places. But laziness, no passion and no massage skills means no repeat!

You're not bashing. You're reporting. Thank you.

[Member #4998]

Boy ole boy. I sure wish I could go back in time and change my decision making yesterday (Monday)! Seem like all my fav's were booked up. So what do I do? Unfortunately, I read into a few other posts and tried out VIP and Fuji BOTH within 43 minutes! Yes 43 minutes. Damn on one hand It was a complete waste of money BUT on other hand it was very well my money. Why. Because now I know I will NEVER go back to either one. No matter what others may report in future. Ok on to the experience.

VIP: ring bell. Wait about 2 minutes. 40+ lady answers in short dress, directs me to room. Ask how long. I say half. She says get undress and will be right back. At the very least, I am thinking I would get a decent massage. Errrrr wrong! She comes in asking if I been there before. I say yes. Many times. She starts rubbing my back with no lotion no oil. For about 5 minutes. I finally say what about the lotion or oil? She says ok. And decides to put the entire bottle of oil on my back! This last another 5 minutes. Just on back. I finally say massage my legs. She says ok. But never does! It had to be the 2nd worse massage I've received (alltime worse was AMP at 4 seasons). After 13 minutes I said ok please stop. I am done. She ask me to teach her what to do. Hell I came to you!! On to the next.

Fuji: short drive over. Just knew it couldn't get worse. It did! Ring bell. And older chubby lady answers. Boy I was afraid if she was going to do the massage!! She didn't. Go to room and wait. In comes 38+ lady in nice short black dress. Good sign for me. Tell her half hour. Tells me get undress. I do. She immediately drape me. Which is ok. But I was a little concern. I purposely share with her by bad exp at VIP. To ensure her good service. She starts back massage. Then unto my head and face. I quickly say no need to do that. Massage my lower back and legs. She decides to massage my back again! WTF! After about 10 minutes I say again massage my legs. Her response. "you only pay for half. " Ok, then I pay for hour. She says "O, too late. " WTF!! I felt like I was being pranked!! LOL. She begged me to stay. I said no. I am ok. Just want to leave. She tried to continue massage. Not to lose hope. I stayed. Bad decision! After 20 minutes of back. She never offered me to flip. I tell her I never plan to come back. She was surprised.

Not trying to bash these 2 places. But laziness, no passion and no massage skills means no repeat!

Be safe out there!

Free.

[Buttho]

Hey gents I just had an exciting time with Misty and Chloe! $$ is deal for the session IMHO! Very sexy, pleasant am easy to chat with. It was my third time seeing misty first time for the 2 girl special though. Misty has become considerably friendlier after a few massages! If you happen to see either Misty or Cloe tell them the concrete guy referred you so I can get my referral treat! If you haven't seen either of them yet your in for a treat! 636-XXX-2832 well worth the money!

Is there a link to an add for these two? Can you elaborate more information?

Thanks,

Be.

[LustLife]

Good massage but that's about it. I thought the same thing you did. OK. It's coming very soon. ? Nope. !! Left with a raging limb. Could have been a great massage!

Did you have the attractive younger lady named Helen or the older less attractive one. I had the older one.