Massage Parlor Reports

[FloridaBum]

Point taken, thank you. However, if there is anything that you should take away from my review, it is that Beijing Spa is not to be visited on account of the presentation of the staff there. I am aware that AMP therapists will not look like the girls in the pictures, but the ladies I saw that night were unacceptable in a business that has anything to do with sex, regardless of anyone's tastes.

Ok so I have to say out of all my AMP experiences I have never ever seen the girls at the AMPs that are in the ads. Period google the pics and move on I think we know it's the luck of the draw with them and when you do find a good one they move around quickly. This is called marketing 101. Can you imagine calling an AMP and asking for the girl on left in your ad what do think they would tell you? In broken chinglish "oh yes no problem right away you come now" just my experience brother.

[NinerMan8]

You have really chosen two total different type of providers. One in her 20's and the other in her 50's. Keep in mind YMMV and you might not get the Jag experience. I visited Lynn and she said that she never did anything that was reported in that post. I am not calling Jag a liar but you have to remember that this is a fantasy forum and my experience might be a little or drastically different from yours.

I think the jag likes to turn himself on LOL. I do enjoy reading his posts even though I wonder sometimes LOL.

[BLookn22]

You have really chosen two total different type of providers. One in her 20's and the other in her 50's. Keep in mind YMMV and you might not get the Jag experience. I visited Lynn and she said that she never did anything that was reported in that post. I am not calling Jag a liar but you have to remember that this is a fantasy forum and my experience might be a little or drastically different from yours.

Thats what I was thinking. Cause I thought I had seen her before and all I got was some dry half ass rub not even a tug. JAG is obviously on a different level than I.

[DC187]

Your entitled to your opinion so congrats.

That being said, Your first line of not sharing details of a massage, thanks for nothing sir your wasting yours and our time here on the boards. This site is for information but feel free to lurk and judge all you want.

Secondly there are plenty of legit massage places and I am sure they may have there own sites for posting but this site does have the name SEX in it's title, NOT USA Great Massage Guide. We are all a little demented and looking for extras with our Asians & what not. I want the light stroke and the HE and a good massage is the ICING ON THE CAKE, if that happens.

Third your little tipping guideline is despicable and you can keep it. I tip based on lots of different factors, the girls enthusiasm, how much we have enjoyed each others company, how well or not her technique was and how far our massage goes. I've tipped $40 for a HE and I've tipped $20 for a HE, different girls with different HE's and my opinion affected my tip.

LASTLY if it's all about the $$ then these ladies know why we are there and what they are suggested to do. Trust me when I tell you that it's just a forgone conclusion that a HE is expected at an AMP (Very few people are posting in here about there last visit to Massage Envy sir). You want the almighty dollar then yank my crank and lets move on. I paid for half a massage and some time in a room with you, any other money sitting in my wallet that you can earn goes on behind those closed doors and is our business and if your inclined to earn it then earn it.

Welcome CanAM but by your tone you seem to frown upon those of us who are on this board enjoying our twisted hobby in AMPs. If you have nothing nice to say then say nothing at all and just so you know I am not trying to build any future LOYAL FRIEND or be remembered by any of these women in any way. I want my 30 minutes or 60 minutes of attention from you then get me off and get out. If I want to have a good massage and be remembered I am sure there is a Massage Envy down the road somewhere I can join? No thanks!

(By the way I am happy with Sloppy Seconds and living in AMP land my entire life.).

WBB.

Many years AMP connoisseur and lover of all things ASIAN!

"NO touch the tip NO get the tip!

Love the line. Hopefully I'll never have to use it. Apparently Can Am is the only "real man" around here that knows how to tip. And as far as sloppy seconds, aren't we all getting each others sloppy seconds? I'm just saying. . I love all things Asian too, but I'm not paying $160 -$180 for a 50-60 year old. I just prefer them younger for that price.

[OrlandoJ]

I'm tryna figure out where to spend my monthly coin? Heidi at IHOP or Lynn off Lee Road area. I been reading the board since the days of May at Ginza and when IT was the place to be. I know this is my first post so I understand the vague-ness that may follow. As far as the HE I just think Heidi is hard to top! SS been there done that and they have fell off big time. Glove lady up in Apopka overcharges for Standard. Tokyo don't really need my back walked on LOL its messing up my golf game. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

You have really chosen two total different type of providers. One in her 20's and the other in her 50's. Keep in mind YMMV and you might not get the Jag experience. I visited Lynn and she said that she never did anything that was reported in that post. I am not calling Jag a liar but you have to remember that this is a fantasy forum and my experience might be a little or drastically different from yours.

[BLookn22]

I'm tryna figure out where to spend my monthly coin? Heidi at IHOP or Lynn off Lee Road area. I been reading the board since the days of May at Ginza and when IT was the place to be. I know this is my first post so I understand the vague-ness that may follow. As far as the HE I just think Heidi is hard to top! SS been there done that and they have fell off big time. Glove lady up in Apopka overcharges for Standard. Tokyo don't really need my back walked on LOL its messing up my golf game. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

[DeadEye65]

Had the chance to stop by and have a good massage and some fun. My usual asian girl was busy and got a tall young Chinese girl by the name of Linda. Looked promising. Took the half hr session and paid 60. Went to room and got comfortable and she started doing my back for awhile. Not bad but didn't like the fact she put a towel on my butt. Started to rub her leg and she didn't mind but once a rubbed her pussy she moved away and said not to touch. Thought to myself this is going down hill. Massage was ok but keep putting the towel on me when I took it off. On the turn over I tried to get her to play with my jewels but said no. At this point I let her finish the massage and got dressed. She asked for some tip and told her maybe next time knowing there would never be a next time with this girl. TOTAL WASTE OF TIME. Next time may have better time with different girl. Maybe try different place in the area. Have so many to choose from. NO TOUCH == NO TIP IT's that simple. She was very greedy for a tip and for what.

I had the same experience with her last week. No touch the tip and she got no tip.

[LuvInIt007]

I stopped by the Beijing Spa 2 weeks ago on a Saturday night. It is located in a corner of a plaza between a nice Italian restaurant and a busy bar. It was a bit weird walking in as people watching me.

I chose this place because their ad on Backpage showed attractive girls. I was disappointed when greeted by an older unattractive asian lady. I asked her if anyone else was available, she said yes and a more hideous woman came out. I thanked them for their time and excused myself and took the walk of shame out of there.

I will not return to Beijing Spa at 6151 Westwood Blvd.

Ok so I have to say out of all my AMP experiences I have never ever seen the girls at the AMPs that are in the ads. Period google the pics and move on I think we know it's the luck of the draw with them and when you do find a good one they move around quickly. This is called marketing 101. Can you imagine calling an AMP and asking for the girl on left in your ad what do think they would tell you? In broken chinglish "oh yes no problem right away you come now" just my experience brother.

[Satch Boogie]

Saw Jackie for the 2nd time last week. It was my first time at her new local. Was pretty short notice but she still was able to accommodate me. It was my 2nd time seeing her and I was on my lunch break.

So I just went for the normal experience. I choose the 40 minute option. Jackie looked great as always. Says she has a personal trainer now and works out at a nearby gym. There were two other girls working that day at her new location, neither interested me but I really didn't get a good look or pay much attention. The location was in a shopping plaza on SOBT.

Nice message with your typical ending. Looking forward to future visits with an expanded menu.

SB.

[Webebad]

Your entitled to your opinion so congrats.

That being said, Your first line of not sharing details of a massage, thanks for nothing sir your wasting yours and our time here on the boards. This site is for information but feel free to lurk and judge all you want.

Secondly there are plenty of legit massage places and I am sure they may have there own sites for posting but this site does have the name SEX in it's title, NOT USA Great Massage Guide. We are all a little demented and looking for extras with our Asians & what not. I want the light stroke and the HE and a good massage is the ICING ON THE CAKE, if that happens.

Third your little tipping guideline is despicable and you can keep it. I tip based on lots of different factors, the girls enthusiasm, how much we have enjoyed each others company, how well or not her technique was and how far our massage goes. I've tipped $40 for a HE and I've tipped $20 for a HE, different girls with different HE's and my opinion affected my tip.

LASTLY if it's all about the $$ then these ladies know why we are there and what they are suggested to do. Trust me when I tell you that it's just a forgone conclusion that a HE is expected at an AMP (Very few people are posting in here about there last visit to Massage Envy sir). You want the almighty dollar then yank my crank and lets move on. I paid for half a massage and some time in a room with you, any other money sitting in my wallet that you can earn goes on behind those closed doors and is our business and if your inclined to earn it then earn it.

Welcome CanAM but by your tone you seem to frown upon those of us who are on this board enjoying our twisted hobby in AMPs. If you have nothing nice to say then say nothing at all and just so you know I am not trying to build any future LOYAL FRIEND or be remembered by any of these women in any way. I want my 30 minutes or 60 minutes of attention from you then get me off and get out. If I want to have a good massage and be remembered I am sure there is a Massage Envy down the road somewhere I can join? No thanks!

(By the way I am happy with Sloppy Seconds and living in AMP land my entire life.).

WBB.

Many years AMP connoisseur and lover of all things ASIAN!

"NO touch the tip NO get the tip!

I rarely post here because I do not share the details of my massage visits other then if a massage is bad and I don't. As I have written before, I go for a massage, For the massage. Anything else that happens {and I have my fun) is icing on the cake.

I read a lot of post here about. NO TOUCH / NO TIP. Getting away with min. Tip. Really, here is a reality check,{ for NON AMP} You may get away with 20 tip for a HE. But I can assure you, you have not made a loyal friend. You will not get any special attention in the future, If there is a next time. If you won't to be remembered, here is a tipping guideline that I have found very successful. Straight massage=20, massage, and H / E=40-50,massage, topless-H / E 60, FS 100+++. We are being sold a fantacy remember that, You think these woman are gagging to touch your equipment or accept your Jag seed, Money baby. It is about money. You will be remembered and life will be good. Or you can live on sloppy seconds or reside in AMP. Land you entire life.

[Webebad]

That reason is why I go into a SPA with the EXACT amount of $20's and $10's to pay whatever the massage is! I will not relent on the moto: "NO touch the tip NO get the tip!

WBB.

I stopped by Jade Spa yesterday which is in a small plaza directly in front of the Wal-Mart on 535 in Kissimmee.

I was greeted by a young asian girl who although petite and probably in her late 20's did not seem well kept or appear to be friendly.

I give her a $100 bill for the $80 1-hour massage. She said she would get my change. We then went to the room.

The massage was average and with out draping per my request. She obliged but made it very clear that draping would be required on the flip.

I endured the lackluster massage for an hour with no hint of extras. Which is good because I actually had no desire with her.

After the massage I dressed and met her at the entrance and inquired about my $20 change. She seemed perplexed and said it was a tip? I made an even more perplexed face and started reading the menu on the wall with prices and pointed out to her that tip is not quoted in the prices. She said that people normally tip $10 for 30 min session and $20 for a 60 min session. I told her I would have tipped a lot more had a got more and she said yes she understands, but for a professional massage $20 tip is expected. We went on and on for about 10 minutes. At the end she was teary eyed and said she is a girl and that she works hard and deserved it. I conceded and just left.

I would not return to this place at 3160 Vineland Road.

[TopGun1911]

This is my first post on here so here goes. I have been going to Touch of China for the past few months. There is always 3 AMP's on each visit. The Manager who is in her late 30's attractive and 2 not so attractive girls. The place is clean and the girls are friendly. They give a great massage and shower. They keep you draped even after removing the towel they put it back on. The menu is closed and no HE. If you are looking for a great massage with no extras at all this is the place total 70 + 10 bullets.

[Jimhatz]

Janay is back in town and sexy as ever. Actually gave a pretty good massage today and menu is wide open. Peace.

[FloridaBum]

Once upon a time I was a regular at Bamboo Spa. The facility was always clean, girls attractive and service great.

After a long time, I returned twice in the last month. Although the people have changed, I find that it continues to be a great place to patronize.

On my first visit, the therapist was Sophia. What was remarkable was her use of digits in the anal cavity during the ending. I have not had that service often, but was pleasantly surprised when she did it, and rather enjoyed it to boot.

On my second visit, I found the Sophia was no longer there. The more mature lady who attended me was more professional in her mannerisms, but gave a great massage and superb ending.

I would certainly recommend Bamboo Spa 560 E Osceola Parkway in Kissimmee.

[FloridaBum]

I stopped by Ocean Spa in the Publix Plaza on Hiawassee Road in MetroWest a few weeks ago. It was 11 pm on a Thursday night and the light were still on.

I was greeted by a presentable asian woman in her 40's. I asked for a 90 minute massage and she obliged despite the late hour.

The massage was top notch and much appreciated. Draping was not required and she was very proficient in massaging the inner thighs and glutes to maximize pleasure. On the flip however, the sensuality stopped and there was clearly no signs of extras. SS was permitted.

Despite my leaving at 12:30, there was a guy on a motor cycle waiting to go in after me. As I left, I could see him go it.

For a good massage, I would recommend Ocean Spa at 2423 S Hiawassee Road. For anything more, I would try other places.