Massage Parlor Reports

**Sex Xes** · 08-13-14 09:23

Has anyone visited the old Geen T massage 75 e colonial?

It is now called Downtown Massage the ad doesn't look like it is Asian anymore.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4615470789.html

**Maggot** · 08-12-14 16:35

Kim: 24 yo Asian. 10/10 body, 10/10 hygiene. Raised in the USA, perfect English. Works very rarely as a 2nd job. Good massage, shaved kitty. Nude CBJ. 8.

Nancy: 40 ish Asian. 6/10 body, 7/10 hygiene. Crappy massage, 1. 0 cfs.

Peace.

**Ukieman** · 08-12-14 15:39

I have been here twice lately and waited till after the second visit to post.

As previously reported, this spa is far better than with the previous owners.

That being said, It is okay as a go to place, not necessarily a destination. It does get the job done though. I tried both the hour and the half hour. Don't waste you money on the 60 minutes, you will not get it. The table shower is very good and is at least in the top 10 for that. "Massage" is mediocre but does have some fun play. Standard ending with good roaming. As I said, it gets the job done.

Happy Hunting,

Ukieman.

**YeahIdk** · 08-12-14 13:14

Went to see this lady and thought she was Keri Morgan at first judging by the pictures but who knows, she could've been since I've never seen Keri. It was an alright rub I probably won't repeat due to the coinage but I've never been there before so wanted to check it out. Clocked in for hh.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...0hh-25/8586526

**YeahIdk** · 08-12-14 13:06

Does anyone know what happened to Violet from MBS? She was my favorite one there.

**BLookn22** · 08-12-14 11:41

Debating between Heidi or Lynn I booked with Lynn then after reading reviews I cancelled then rode around and ended up by the BBQ place. I think if there was no tennis skirt my back would have been soaking wet LOL. Never had my back rode like that before or my ass crack blown down. Its different! Ending seemed standard and normal. No questions just went straight to it! Opted for the half-hour do to my indecisiveness but mission accomplished!

**AncientOne** · 08-12-14 07:36

Thanks to this board and several good reviews of MYA, I confidently made an appointment to see her knowing it would be a good experience. Her ad can be found on BP under massage (not body rub). As usual, the pics are somewhat outdated (by about 10 years) but she still is an attractive Latina. Massage table and shower, 2 keys to the service I need. This freak REALLY gets into giving her all on your body and the ending is almost a religious experience. Clean safe place just south of US 192. Would repeat if I am again in the neighborhood.

**FlyHigher767** · 08-12-14 00:12

Tx for that info. I was just about to visit them.

Flyer.

Originally Posted by TopGun1911 [View Original Post]

This is my first post on here so here goes. I have been going to Touch of China for the past few months. There is always 3 AMP's on each visit. The Manager who is in her late 30's attractive and 2 not so attractive girls. The place is clean and the girls are friendly. They give a great massage and shower. They keep you draped even after removing the towel they put it back on. The menu is closed and no HE. If you are looking for a great massage with no extras at all this is the place total 70 + 10 bullets.

**Member #6038** · 08-11-14 18:57

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

I would guess Lynn has to be in her mid to late 60's. I have not seen her since she left from behind the BBQ place on Lee Rd, which has to be at least 5 years ago. HE and roaming was on the menu.

Lynn is in her 60's. I saw her twenty years ago and wasn't too pleased with myself for it back then. I'm sure the last two decades haven't been any kinder to her than they have been to me. Nice lady, average massage and I don't want to know about anything else.

**Barolo** · 08-11-14 15:56

Originally Posted by OrlandoJ [View Original Post]

You have really chosen two total different type of providers. One in her 20's and the other in her 50's. Keep in mind YMMV and you might not get the Jag experience. I visited Lynn and she said that she never did anything that was reported in that post. I am not calling Jag a liar but you have to remember that this is a fantasy forum and my experience might be a little or drastically different from yours.

I would guess Lynn has to be in her mid to late 60's. I have not seen her since she left from behind the BBQ place on Lee Rd, which has to be at least 5 years ago. HE and roaming was on the menu.

**FloridaBum** · 08-11-14 15:38

I fully concur with the motto "No touch the tip, no get the tip". I encourage all hobbyist to adhere to this doctrine and if there is solidarity amongst us, it will hopefully make a difference in the attitudes of the providers. In the case of my experience with this provider, I attempted to get my change however was flabbergasted at her argument and insistence on keeping the change. We went back and forth to the extent that she got teary eyed. I wasn't going to grab my change out of her hand and did not want to escalate the situation so I quietly left. I feel that I was clearly robbed however, and wanted to share this experience with others, so that they may be aware.

Originally Posted by Webebad [View Original Post]

That reason is why I go into a SPA with the EXACT amount of $20's and $10's to pay whatever the massage is! I will not relent on the moto: "NO touch the tip NO get the tip!

WBB.

**FloridaBum** · 08-11-14 15:30

Point taken, thank you. However, if there is anything that you should take away from my review, it is that Beijing Spa is not to be visited on account of the presentation of the staff there. I am aware that AMP therapists will not look like the girls in the pictures, but the ladies I saw that night were unacceptable in a business that has anything to do with sex, regardless of anyone's tastes.

Originally Posted by LuvInIt007 [View Original Post]

Ok so I have to say out of all my AMP experiences I have never ever seen the girls at the AMPs that are in the ads. Period google the pics and move on I think we know it's the luck of the draw with them and when you do find a good one they move around quickly. This is called marketing 101. Can you imagine calling an AMP and asking for the girl on left in your ad what do think they would tell you? In broken chinglish "oh yes no problem right away you come now" just my experience brother.

**NinerMan8** · 08-11-14 14:11

Originally Posted by OrlandoJ [View Original Post]

You have really chosen two total different type of providers. One in her 20's and the other in her 50's. Keep in mind YMMV and you might not get the Jag experience. I visited Lynn and she said that she never did anything that was reported in that post. I am not calling Jag a liar but you have to remember that this is a fantasy forum and my experience might be a little or drastically different from yours.

I think the jag likes to turn himself on LOL. I do enjoy reading his posts even though I wonder sometimes LOL.

**BLookn22** · 08-11-14 13:00

Originally Posted by OrlandoJ [View Original Post]

You have really chosen two total different type of providers. One in her 20's and the other in her 50's. Keep in mind YMMV and you might not get the Jag experience. I visited Lynn and she said that she never did anything that was reported in that post. I am not calling Jag a liar but you have to remember that this is a fantasy forum and my experience might be a little or drastically different from yours.

Thats what I was thinking. Cause I thought I had seen her before and all I got was some dry half ass rub not even a tug. JAG is obviously on a different level than I.

**DC187** · 08-11-14 12:50

Originally Posted by Webebad [View Original Post]

Your entitled to your opinion so congrats.

That being said, Your first line of not sharing details of a massage, thanks for nothing sir your wasting yours and our time here on the boards. This site is for information but feel free to lurk and judge all you want.

Secondly there are plenty of legit massage places and I am sure they may have there own sites for posting but this site does have the name SEX in it's title, NOT USA Great Massage Guide. We are all a little demented and looking for extras with our Asians & what not. I want the light stroke and the HE and a good massage is the ICING ON THE CAKE, if that happens.

Third your little tipping guideline is despicable and you can keep it. I tip based on lots of different factors, the girls enthusiasm, how much we have enjoyed each others company, how well or not her technique was and how far our massage goes. I've tipped $40 for a HE and I've tipped $20 for a HE, different girls with different HE's and my opinion affected my tip.

LASTLY if it's all about the $$ then these ladies know why we are there and what they are suggested to do. Trust me when I tell you that it's just a forgone conclusion that a HE is expected at an AMP (Very few people are posting in here about there last visit to Massage Envy sir). You want the almighty dollar then yank my crank and lets move on. I paid for half a massage and some time in a room with you, any other money sitting in my wallet that you can earn goes on behind those closed doors and is our business and if your inclined to earn it then earn it.

Welcome CanAM but by your tone you seem to frown upon those of us who are on this board enjoying our twisted hobby in AMPs. If you have nothing nice to say then say nothing at all and just so you know I am not trying to build any future LOYAL FRIEND or be remembered by any of these women in any way. I want my 30 minutes or 60 minutes of attention from you then get me off and get out. If I want to have a good massage and be remembered I am sure there is a Massage Envy down the road somewhere I can join? No thanks!

(By the way I am happy with Sloppy Seconds and living in AMP land my entire life.).

WBB.

Many years AMP connoisseur and lover of all things ASIAN!

"NO touch the tip NO get the tip!

Love the line. Hopefully I'll never have to use it. Apparently Can Am is the only "real man" around here that knows how to tip. And as far as sloppy seconds, aren't we all getting each others sloppy seconds? I'm just saying. . I love all things Asian too, but I'm not paying $160 -$180 for a 50-60 year old. I just prefer them younger for that price.