Massage Parlor Reports

[Miamiat]

Tried the 30th st. Location that was listed off of backpage.com. This one is a no go for me.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...aa-25/21629887

First off, this location is residential Bridgeport. Not a business lined street in Chinatown. Parking is difficult, and if there is a Sox game you better have the window sticker or else you can get a $100 ticket like I did.

The place is a dump, it is an old dentists office converted into a dingy massage parlor with a 1 table in 1 room and a weird bathroom / shower combination. The masseuse was a 5. 5/10 and the massage was lackluster. The ending was pretty much self service.

Worst part of the whole experience, besides the parking ticket, was walking back to my car. This is Bridgeport. And the neighbors know what this place is and do not want it here. My car was parked near a bunch of locals sitting out front in a group who had no problem asking me how " my fucking happy ending was"?

This one will be gone soon. I would not repeat.

Looks like you took 2 for the team. Sorry about that, but thanks!

List your next target and we'll take care of it for you.

[Northwell]

Tried the 30th st. Location that was listed off of backpage.com. This one is a no go for me.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...aa-25/21629887

First off, this location is residential Bridgeport. Not a business lined street in Chinatown. Parking is difficult, and if there is a Sox game you better have the window sticker or else you can get a $100 ticket like I did.

The place is a dump, it is an old dentists office converted into a dingy massage parlor with a 1 table in 1 room and a weird bathroom / shower combination. The masseuse was a 5. 5/10 and the massage was lackluster. The ending was pretty much self service.

Worst part of the whole experience, besides the parking ticket, was walking back to my car. This is Bridgeport. And the neighbors know what this place is and do not want it here. My car was parked near a bunch of locals sitting out front in a group who had no problem asking me how " my fucking happy ending was"?

This one will be gone soon. I would not repeat.

[Northwell]

Took one for the team this Friday. Stopped by thinking some old Asiana memories would come back. Same exact location, in the corner of that busy strip mall. It is next to a bustling restaurant. I dislike this location, always have.

It is the exact same place, no modifications at all. They do have a table shower in the back. None of the past employees. Two girls working: Mimi and Crystal. Each one is a 5.

Paid for an hr and a table shower. $75. Mimi (older one) gave me a good playful table shower. When I went back to the room, I got the younger Crystal who came into to do my massage. Not knowing any better, I didn't object. Lesson learned.

Crystal kept me draped, no playing around, and a big fat shut out. I left her a $5 tip declined the water and left very unhappy. Ultimate bait and switch.

Guys if anyone decides to switch your masseuse mid-session, it is not for your benefit. Ever! Most likely the better masseuse has had 4 back-to-back appointments and they are throwing the "B" squad at you to even the earnings of the girls. You have been warned.

[Kitty Comb]

Went there myself. Older, very nice, non-clock watcher, good massage.

Thanks for the tip.

Thanks for the reports. Any idea if others are available?

That apparently once was the case.

KC.

[Kitty Comb]

Saw her after seeing the post. She is older for sure. But very friendly. She does give a good massage.

Thanks for the reports. Any idea if others are available?

That apparently once was the case.

KC.

[Chidell]

Yes saw her a year or two ago. Nice lady. No rush and full menu. She is a little older but I didn't mind at the time. She said something about other girls also being available.

Saw her after seeing the post. She is older for sure. But very friendly. She does give a good massage.

[Magooski]

Our government at work! Can't keep the potholes fixed -.

I'll venture a guess that a MP should not be in the same building as an aldermans office. Safer than taking on gang violence!

[Miamiat]

Just drove past Emerald Spring Spa at 18th & Blue Island and saw the big orange sticker. Another one bites the dust!

Our government at work! Can't keep the potholes fixed -.

[Magooski]

Just drove past Emerald Spring Spa at 18th & Blue Island and saw the big orange sticker. Another one bites the dust!

[Miamiat]

I've done ok here. Decent massage and good finish from 3 different girls. They all appear to believe in the 50-minute hour though. My only issue with them. CTM you can pm me for deets (to any other seniors, would love to trade info on other west town spots, my go-to at Sunkiss left and it's expensive going at random and hoping to meet another keeper).

Aa.

Ashoka, I just sent you a message.

[JoeD999]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/4609433976.html

Yes saw her a year or two ago. Nice lady. No rush and full menu. She is a little older but I didn't mind at the time. She said something about other girls also being available.

[Lurker02]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/4609433976.html

[Ashoka]

I've done ok here. Decent massage and good finish from 3 different girls. They all appear to believe in the 50-minute hour though. My only issue with them. CTM you can pm me for deets (to any other seniors, would love to trade info on other west town spots, my go-to at Sunkiss left and it's expensive going at random and hoping to meet another keeper).

Aa.

Not like the old one, TOFTT, the signals were right, but no go. Anybody have better luck here?

Ctm.

[SouthSideAndy]

Ah, this is so beyond frustrating. Went there again yesterday, drew Rose, apparently they have latinas there on the weekends now. Phenomenal massage, shot down at the end although she had zero problems with ass grabbing etc. Chez, pm me, did you happen to get the other Latina that was working that day or the asian?

After that I ended up going to unwind and while HE was had I ended up with a chubby asian named Alice who couldn't have been more lackluster and uninspired about the massage and finish. I really can't figure out AMPs lately at all. I remember when you would go and get at least a decent to great massage along with a HE and they rarely haggled on tips. I feel like more pride was taken in the service from start to finish and they valued the concept of a repeat customer. I feel like SW's are more worth the time and money at this point even if it is riskier.

Sorry to hear about your experience. I went yesterday and my experience was quite different. The massage was great, good pressure and a lot of attention paid to all of my stress points. Was happy with the ending and afterwards, she spent 15 minutes strengthening my body like a thai massage. Total time was 75 minutes. Guess that's why they always say YMMV. Hoping your next trip is better.

[ChezBone]

TOFTT. 60 $ for a lame, short by 20 min massage by a very unfriendly lady with a wheezing cough. No sign of extras, no sign of tip. I was surprised that she even asked. If anyones getting extras because you remember someone from another place, that's great, but for me it was a complete waste of time and $.

Sorry to hear about your experience. I went yesterday and my experience was quite different. The massage was great, good pressure and a lot of attention paid to all of my stress points. Was happy with the ending and afterwards, she spent 15 minutes strengthening my body like a thai massage. Total time was 75 minutes. Guess that's why they always say YMMV. Hoping your next trip is better.