Massage Parlor Reports

**Laymedown1** · 08-10-14 07:58

Originally Posted by CanAm1220 [View Original Post]

I rarely post here because I do not share the details of my massage visits other then if a massage is bad and I don't. As I have written before, I go for a massage, For the massage. Anything else that happens {and I have my fun) is icing on the cake.

I read a lot of post here about. NO TOUCH / NO TIP. Getting away with min. Tip. Really, here is a reality check,{ for NON AMP} You may get away with 20 tip for a HE. But I can assure you, you have not made a loyal friend. You will not get any special attention in the future, If there is a next time. If you won't to be remembered, here is a tipping guideline that I have found very successful. Straight massage=20, massage, and H / E=40-50,massage, topless-H / E 60, FS 100+++. We are being sold a fantacy remember that, You think these woman are gagging to touch your equipment or accept your Jag seed, Money baby. It is about money. You will be remembered and life will be good. Or you can live on sloppy seconds or reside in AMP. Land you entire life.

This is a Krazy tipping method and ruins it for others. Better opportunities in escorts with better looking hot ties.

**Laymedown1** · 08-10-14 07:53

Originally Posted by Jimhatz [View Original Post]

I agree with tipping for a straight massage but no way am I just going to give them $20. To me they provide a service so they may get around 18-20% of the house fee but usually 10 if good, and 15 if really good and they did not short me on time. If they are just giving a straight massage then most on the board is not worried about making them a loyal friend anyway. We can also find straight massage therapist on groupon.

Agreed. This is a service provider and sometimes greed is a factor. The provider automatically gets 50%+ of the entry fee when you flop on the table. Why be too generous for usually unlicensed therapist? There are many regular escorts you can see far better looking and total out pocket savings of entry fee. Please do not ruin the game for others by over tipping at high $$.

Be safe. K.

**Jimhatz** · 08-09-14 23:33

Originally Posted by CanAm1220 [View Original Post]

I rarely post here because I do not share the details of my massage visits other then if a massage is bad and I don't. As I have written before, I go for a massage, For the massage. Anything else that happens {and I have my fun) is icing on the cake.

I read a lot of post here about. NO TOUCH / NO TIP. Getting away with min. Tip. Really, here is a reality check,{ for NON AMP} You may get away with 20 tip for a HE. But I can assure you, you have not made a loyal friend. You will not get any special attention in the future, If there is a next time. If you won't to be remembered, here is a tipping guideline that I have found very successful. Straight massage=20, massage, and H / E=40-50,massage, topless-H / E 60, FS 100+++. We are being sold a fantacy remember that, You think these woman are gagging to touch your equipment or accept your Jag seed, Money baby. It is about money. You will be remembered and life will be good. Or you can live on sloppy seconds or reside in AMP. Land you entire life.

I agree with tipping for a straight massage but no way am I just going to give them $20. To me they provide a service so they may get around 18-20% of the house fee but usually 10 if good, and 15 if really good and they did not short me on time. If they are just giving a straight massage then most on the board is not worried about making them a loyal friend anyway. We can also find straight massage therapist on groupon.

**Jimhatz** · 08-09-14 23:03

I stopped by this place recently needing a real massage and hoping for some extras. Regular looking lady nothing special. On the flip I told her I wanted full body. She say "I no touch there, but ok you touch". I said "me no touch, you touch me no tell". She did not go for it so left with just a pretty good massage.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-0965/10730652

Stopped by this place one evening. Girl at desk had on shorts showing out some nice legs. I think she said her name was Cici. I wanted to see her but she was not available. I normally don't be in this area so I settled for the other lady Lily. Regular looking but again gave a good massage. Gave a nice HJ at the end but only OTC roaming. Saw another lady as I was leaving who looked better. Said her name was Tina.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...apist/10203800

Stopped by here and saw Jessica. Nice lady, good conversation. Nothing came off but good OTC roaming, top and bottom and I left happy. Has anyone got her to remove anything? Please PM. I am leaning towards repeating based on the conversation we had during.

Peace

http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10477495&image=10820713

**TopGun1911** · 08-09-14 15:11

Originally Posted by CanAm1220 [View Original Post]

I rarely post here because I do not share the details of my massage visits other then if a massage is bad and I don't. As I have written before, I go for a massage, For the massage. Anything else that happens {and I have my fun) is icing on the cake.

I read a lot of post here about. NO TOUCH / NO TIP. Getting away with min. Tip. Really, here is a reality check,{ for NON AMP} You may get away with 20 tip for a HE. But I can assure you, you have not made a loyal friend. You will not get any special attention in the future, If there is a next time. If you won't to be remembered, here is a tipping guideline that I have found very successful. Straight massage=20, massage, and H / E=40-50,massage, topless-H / E 60, FS 100+++. We are being sold a fantacy remember that, You think these woman are gagging to touch your equipment or accept your Jag seed, Money baby. It is about money. You will be remembered and life will be good. Or you can live on sloppy seconds or reside in AMP. Land you entire life.

Your right on Can Am.

**DC187** · 08-09-14 11:57

Originally Posted by CanAm1220 [View Original Post]

I rarely post here because I do not share the details of my massage visits other then if a massage is bad and I don't. As I have written before, I go for a massage, For the massage. Anything else that happens {and I have my fun) is icing on the cake.

I read a lot of post here about. NO TOUCH / NO TIP. Getting away with min. Tip. Really, here is a reality check,{ for NON AMP} You may get away with 20 tip for a HE. But I can assure you, you have not made a loyal friend. You will not get any special attention in the future, If there is a next time. If you won't to be remembered, here is a tipping guideline that I have found very successful. Straight massage=20, massage, and H / E=40-50,massage, topless-H / E 60, FS 100+++. We are being sold a fantacy remember that, You think these woman are gagging to touch your equipment or accept your Jag seed, Money baby. It is about money. You will be remembered and life will be good. Or you can live on sloppy seconds or reside in AMP. Land you entire life.

That's why I'm leaving AMP land. There is no guarantee of a HE. Going by your numbers your paying. 6 to. 8 just to get in the door, then your going to tip 100 for FS. Now you're at $160 - $180. And you're getting a 50+ why / o mammasan. For that price, you could of had a much younger and hotter SP without playing the towel game.

**Outdoorsman** · 08-09-14 11:06

Been going to Crystal standard results so wanted to try someplace new (to me) on the south side of town.

Looking for a new fave down there.

Tried someplace new. Its on Central Fl Pkwy down but OBT.

$70 fee. Dent massage with a standard ending. Did not take nor was offered a shower.

Was in the front room it has a one way mirror / window that allows you to see the lobby from the massage room.

Seemed to be only one provider working so one of you gents walk in and she has to leave the room but I'm watching the conversation from the table.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4605667124.html

**Barolo** · 08-09-14 10:49

Originally Posted by Looop [View Original Post]

I rode that crazy train once before. Sometimes I think you haven't truly hobbied until you've experienced one of O-town's wack pack!

I have a great idea! We come up with 3 or 4 of the craziest. You can't get SM status until you have gone and reviewed one or two of them!

Admin2 what do you think?

**CanAm1220** · 08-09-14 07:37

I rarely post here because I do not share the details of my massage visits other then if a massage is bad and I don't. As I have written before, I go for a massage, For the massage. Anything else that happens {and I have my fun) is icing on the cake.

I read a lot of post here about. NO TOUCH / NO TIP. Getting away with min. Tip. Really, here is a reality check,{ for NON AMP} You may get away with 20 tip for a HE. But I can assure you, you have not made a loyal friend. You will not get any special attention in the future, If there is a next time. If you won't to be remembered, here is a tipping guideline that I have found very successful. Straight massage=20, massage, and H / E=40-50,massage, topless-H / E 60, FS 100+++. We are being sold a fantacy remember that, You think these woman are gagging to touch your equipment or accept your Jag seed, Money baby. It is about money. You will be remembered and life will be good. Or you can live on sloppy seconds or reside in AMP. Land you entire life.

**Jordang** · 08-08-14 21:25

Ah thanks a million!

**TreeFiddy** · 08-08-14 20:33

Originally Posted by Jordang [View Original Post]

I'm going to see this one tomorrow out of a location she uses in Orlando. Sounded good on the phone and her looks and her line in her ad made me concerned it was crazy Heather in WP but its not. Still she seems to think people should remember her. And I've been keeping up on the talent for several years now and don't recall her. Insights?

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-mind/10892043

Hey brother, Jag has recently seen her. Post #172 in his Sandbox thread, dated August the 6th.

**Jordang** · 08-08-14 20:12

I'm going to see this one tomorrow out of a location she uses in Orlando. Sounded good on the phone and her looks and her line in her ad made me concerned it was crazy Heather in WP but its not. Still she seems to think people should remember her. And I've been keeping up on the talent for several years now and don't recall her. Insights?

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-mind/10892043

**Charlie Morris** · 08-08-14 14:56

No touch the tip, no get the tip Quote Originally Posted by Webebad

Stupid massage, I mean really stupid! I should have known when she would keep putting the towel over my butt that this was gona be bad. The massage was fine but after removing the towel 3 times and Jinny puttin it back equal amount of times I gave up. Waste of my time tonite and I've had some previous good massages at this location. The AMP is located across from publix next to a spanish bodega right at the 4 corners location. My parting shot to her was Jinny: "No tip?" WBB: "you no TOUCH the tip you then NO get a tip!" Like I said waste of time. Maybe tomorrow I will try a new spot or an old faithful!

WBB -- I will use this line forever from now on. Sorry to read about your frustrations but glad to learn a new catch phrase. -- Dog.

Okay now that is Funny! ""you no TOUCH the tip, you then NO get a tip! It reminded me of another great quote. I think it was FLIP WILSON (for those of you who remember him) in a funny movie, who once had the wonderful line: "...Bit*h, my dick is like M&M's. It melts in your mouth and not in your hands. " ...I always wanted to use that on a SW....

**Charlie Morris** · 08-08-14 11:38

Originally Posted by drexx21 [View Original Post]

i was there 3 years ago and i have to say it was the time of my life. but it was not just germany. eastern europe in total was pretty awesome. prague czech in republic and budapest in hungry. the woman got more amazing as you went east from germany. ended trip back in germany and enjoyed some time with a hot porn star for $$ what a deal. oh and you can check out internationalsexguide for info. great site that helped me over there and introdused me to the usa version.

totally jelly that you get to go back so soon. i know you will be having fun.

cheers, drexx.

yes, i spent time in budapest as well a few years back. and agree, awesome city. but, the catch is. if you go east of germany, you will find that many of the girls work for organized crime gangs, so you have to watch all your valuables and everything else. carefully. also, most likely, it isn't legal there either. so don't get caught.

thing is, there are many countries where law enforcement looks the other way. prostitution is not legal per se', but they like the dollars. i mean you can go to the dr (dominion republic) or costa rica, or even mexico. lots of clubs and lots of girls. but god forbid you get the wrong one that is **** or whatever, and the police catch you on a bad day. good luck with the legal system in these banana republics. and you certainly can't count on the us state department (especially with the current administration) to help you out. !

i would rather go to a civilized and enlightened country, like germany, where everything is legal, the girls get health checks, and you can have the pick of your flavor, size, and fun. so, if anyone wants to google it, also check under "fkk clubs" . that is: "frei korper kultur" . or free body culture. basically, large clubs where you pay admission for the day to sit around and drink, and everyone is naked, and they have girls and rooms you can rent by the hour or whatever you like. what a country; balanced budget too. of course that is paid for with a 19% national sales tax. nothing is free!

and for those into tantra. omg. the best ever. the websites have videos too! . direct flight from miami. counting the days.

**Exec Talent** · 08-08-14 10:39

I know some of you guys live lives of quiet desperation (married) but for those who are captains of your own destiny, there is nothing in the US that compares to what is available elsewhere. Instead of getting a lame body rub with promises of more the next time or the time after that, save your money and expand your whoreizones. I have to confess that sometimes genuine tears come to my eyes when I read about someone paying their hard-earned dollars to grope a middle-aged Asian woman under her shirt while she jerks him off. The decision is really a pretty simple one. You can spend twice as much to be with two 5's in Orlando or half as much to be with a 10 somewhere else.