The Woodshed

[Member #6355]

Christ Almighty,

What it appears that we have on this board are two metrosexuals. Have any of you guys seen the ad on TV for the hair-removal device called (no-pro or no-no or something similar)? I don't know what it is called because whenever it comes on, I am in a big hurry to find my remote so I can change the channel. I hate that commercial?

Why do I hate it? Glad you asked. I hate it because in order to sell this product, they have hired an apparent pole smoker to tell us how great the product is because it makes him feel as though he has gotten a fresh "waax" without the pain. If I see or hear that bastard even one more time, I'm going to shoot the damned TV.

For, my friends, what a metrosexual is, is a peter-puffer-the-freaking-wolf in sheep's clothing. So those of you who wish to can shave your junk all you want. In fact, you can shave your dick off for all I care. But for a real man and for a real woman, leave that shit there where the good lord put it.

If you look at the unshaven pussy of a Korean girl (most of whom practice excellent hygiene), you will not see any bumps, bites, chiggers, lice, or any other undesirable critters. Nor will you smell anything objectionable. The key is to bathe and to wash your ****, your asshole, very well whenever you wash the rest of your body. Which for a woman should be at least twice per day. Once in the morrning and once in the evening (before bed). And if you are a working girl, then you wash it before and after each sex act. The reason American girls like to shave their cunts is because they are too freaking lazy to wash that often.

LexLuther.

Well, I wouldn't have put it quite that strongly, but yeah. A clean full carpet that matches clean full drapes is my idea of a good time. I like to work my way through the jungle to find that shiny pearl, kind of like Indiana Jones. But then, I'm an old hippie & proud of it, LOL.

[JaxQt]

Christ Almighty,

What it appears that we have on this board are two metrosexuals. Have any of you guys seen the ad on TV for the hair-removal device called (no-pro or no-no or something similar)? I don't know what it is called because whenever it comes on, I am in a big hurry to find my remote so I can change the channel. I hate that commercial?

Why do I hate it? Glad you asked. I hate it because in order to sell this product, they have hired an apparent pole smoker to tell us how great the product is because it makes him feel as though he has gotten a fresh "waax" without the pain. If I see or hear that bastard even one more time, I'm going to shoot the damned TV.

For, my friends, what a metrosexual is, is a peter-puffer-the-freaking-wolf in sheep's clothing. So those of you who wish to can shave your junk all you want. In fact, you can shave your dick off for all I care. But for a real man and for a real woman, leave that shit there where the good lord put it.

If you look at the unshaven pussy of a Korean girl (most of whom practice excellent hygiene), you will not see any bumps, bites, chiggers, lice, or any other undesirable critters. Nor will you smell anything objectionable. The key is to bathe and to wash your ****, your asshole, very well whenever you wash the rest of your body. Which for a woman should be at least twice per day. Once in the morrning and once in the evening (before bed). And if you are a working girl, then you wash it before and after each sex act. The reason American girls like to shave their cunts is because they are too freaking lazy to wash that often.

LexLuther.

People don't keep their pubic hair nowadays because it's not the 80's anymore Many many many other nationalities shave their junk as well, not just lazy Americans.

P.S. It has nothing to do with being gay either LOL. The new generation likes to be clean cut. Saying someone is gay for shaving their junk.....it's basic psychology that people are quick to judge what they fear in themselves, just sayin lol. I guess all these ladies with shaved hoo haw's are lesbos as well? If you like afro crotch hey it's all good whatever floats your boat.

[LexLuther]

Christ Almighty,

What it appears that we have on this board are two metrosexuals. Have any of you guys seen the ad on TV for the hair-removal device called (no-pro or no-no or something similar)? I don't know what it is called because whenever it comes on, I am in a big hurry to find my remote so I can change the channel. I hate that commercial?

Why do I hate it? Glad you asked. I hate it because in order to sell this product, they have hired an apparent pole smoker to tell us how great the product is because it makes him feel as though he has gotten a fresh "waax" without the pain. If I see or hear that bastard even one more time, I'm going to shoot the damned TV.

For, my friends, what a metrosexual is, is a peter-puffer-the-freaking-wolf in sheep's clothing. So those of you who wish to can shave your junk all you want. In fact, you can shave your dick off for all I care. But for a real man and for a real woman, leave that shit there where the good lord put it.

If you look at the unshaven pussy of a Korean girl (most of whom practice excellent hygiene), you will not see any bumps, bites, chiggers, lice, or any other undesirable critters. Nor will you smell anything objectionable. The key is to bathe and to wash your ****, your asshole, very well whenever you wash the rest of your body. Which for a woman should be at least twice per day. Once in the morrning and once in the evening (before bed). And if you are a working girl, then you wash it before and after each sex act. The reason American girls like to shave their cunts is because they are too freaking lazy to wash that often.

LexLuther.

[I Walk Alone]

You know what everyone on this board doesn't like? Not posting links you reports. Way to many people forgetting to post.

FINALLY somebody understands!

But lets not forget about rates.

[JaxQt]

IMHO, I prefer shaven for medical reasons. You can see certain pimples and red blister type bumps that go hand in hand with std's. Or the pubic lice are less likely to be there if no hair as well. She can still have eggs from the lice, but very hard for pubic lice to sustain and inhabit w / o hair. Hell I shave my dayum self as well! Lmao. Stay safe, stay anonymous.

Touche. I stay shaved myself as well, the ladies love it 0_o

[Anonymous123]

Pubic hair need not equate to a stanky pussy. By far, the overwhelming majority of Asian girls whom I have had the pleasure of pleasuring have had both hairy and clean smelling cunts. This is because from a young age they are taught to keep their little cunts clean. Western girls (especially American ones), on the other hand, are apparently not taught this. Therefore, in order to have sweet smelling pussies, they feel that they must shave their little cunts. And since they do most frequently shave them, they then don't see any need to keep them little boogers clean. Therefore you are better off with an unshaven and more frequently cleaned pussy.

LexLuther.

IMHO, I prefer shaven for medical reasons. You can see certain pimples and red blister type bumps that go hand in hand with std's. Or the pubic lice are less likely to be there if no hair as well. She can still have eggs from the lice, but very hard for pubic lice to sustain and inhabit w / o hair. Hell I shave my dayum self as well! Lmao. Stay safe, stay anonymous.

[LexLuther]

I don't know about you guys, but gina hair is my kryptonite LOL. No fun getting a mouthful of fur when you're trying to please your partner. Her love button is easier to get to as well. Going down on a girl shouldn't require an act of god like parting the Red Sea LOL. Pubic hair holds in odors as well (for guys and girls) so it's more fresh without. But hey it's all good these are just personal preferences different strokes for different folks.

Pubic hair need not equate to a stanky pussy. By far, the overwhelming majority of Asian girls whom I have had the pleasure of pleasuring have had both hairy and clean smelling cunts. This is because from a young age they are taught to keep their little cunts clean. Western girls (especially American ones), on the other hand, are apparently not taught this. Therefore, in order to have sweet smelling pussies, they feel that they must shave their little cunts. And since they do most frequently shave them, they then don't see any need to keep them little boogers clean. Therefore you are better off with an unshaven and more frequently cleaned pussy.

LexLuther.

[JaxQt]

Is a matter of personal preference. To me, if it is clean, I find a naturally hairy pussy extremely sexy. On the other hand, a woman with a shaved **** just screams that she is prepared for anonymous sex with whomever is next. Why else would a woman shave her pussy?

LexLuther.

I don't know about you guys, but gina hair is my kryptonite LOL. No fun getting a mouthful of fur when you're trying to please your partner. Her love button is easier to get to as well. Going down on a girl shouldn't require an act of god like parting the Red Sea LOL. Pubic hair holds in odors as well (for guys and girls) so it's more fresh without. But hey it's all good these are just personal preferences different strokes for different folks.

[JaxQt]

Sorry guys (and administrators) I was trying to change my name to something that sounds cooler rather than a city in Mexico LOL.

Anyways, I don't know how many admins I've been working with but at this point they are pulling there hair out dealing with me and such so I'll (hopefully) be keeping the name CommanderAeon. Apparently my old posts will come back after thirty days or so it has to do with retiring names and such. There was some miscommunication that I was trying to change my name because of troll feeding but honestly I just thought this sounded "cooler" anyways I have a fresh crop of reports heading this way and also as long as my email (which has just been reactivated and merged) stays up each and every one of you who messages me will get the info they were asking for this past week for individual contacts.

Apparently being concerned for Jacksonville providers and our own health is trolling, news to me. But hey everyone has their own definition of words in the English (and Urban) dictionary.

[I Walk Alone]

What the hell? A chick with a shaved HOO-HAA just screams she wants anonymous sex with whoever is next? EXACTLY!

Dude, you're talking about BP chicks. SLUTS. Working girls. Hookers. ALL THAT!! They're purpose for living is to bone anonymously with whoever is next.

You guys are killing me today.

Now to be fair, I totally understand what your point was. But you made the end of it sound like you only wanted to deal with chicks who were "proper". You are SOOOOOO on the wrong web site for that.

Is a matter of personal preference. To me, if it is clean, I find a naturally hairy pussy extremely sexy. On the other hand, a woman with a shaved **** just screams that she is prepared for anonymous sex with whomever is next. Why else would a woman shave her pussy?

LexLuther.

[I Walk Alone]

Dude, are you serious? This is why so many guys on here are complaining that these chicks think what they have is laced with gold or something. I totally understand you're a fan of here and all that good stuff. Nothing at all wrong with that. But you sound more like her business agent than anything else.

People have their ATF's, I get that. But I realistically can't see ANYBODY dressing nice or being all proper to meet something off BP. I mean, seriously. That's right up there with the ridiculousness I've seen guys talk about some broad on there with a size requirement.

So wonderful I craved a second helping.

Had a dream I got to share a little time with Molly The Masterpiece again. I love watching her move. It's like someone painted her. I have never dined at the why with a provider but her kitten is so hypnotic I had to plunge in and taste it for myself. Anyways, contributed 1. 2 stars for a half hour of naughtiness. Those of you who contact her won't regret it. Be patient because she will make sure to be extra clean and done up for your date. Be sure to be hygienic and well dressed, well spoken and you'll find your miles will vary better than most.

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...ics-19/6328025

[EaglesSb]

There was some miscommunication that I was trying to change my name because of troll feeding but honestly I just thought this sounded "cooler"...

Suuure.

Also no one was trolling, they were generally concerned for you, your dance partners, and themselves.

If anything your post helped me save a lot of money when I realized BP and SW have little separating the two other then a premium (SWers 7 and above that is).

[GolfGod]

so what a guy wanted some film what the hell is he going to see anyway from a camera phone at a bad angle! so what if a guy tried to negotiate on the spot, she can say no (i dont do thst) but they do it all the time and steal, lie, cheat and deceit. I walk in the barhroom to piss and 20-30% would run out the door with my wallet and phone given the chance! Do you think even 1% of us would steal their purse or phone? Well yr princess is banging 100 other guys so ask her!

Newbies: do not ever think you've met a girl on BP, SW and 99.9% of the time at the strip bars who you think is "different then the others", "so special", etc. Might be for awhile. my best ever, off and on for 2-3 years, but in the end no diffetent. maybe not what she was as started out - BUT ITS WHAT THEY BECOME! Mostly drugs/lifestyle, yeah guys too, what u expect her John's to be Mitt Romney? Yeah that dirty vile DB she hot drugs from? yep as often as he wants. These are not girls you're taking home to your mum, they are not girls you can trust, they are not "yours". You are with them for minutes out of one day out of how many. You, no matter what they tell you, are not special, you are a mark! too nice - "mark!" Some will make you feel so special then just hit you up for cig's, then a bottle then rides, then trouble with rent, don't go down the path. Want a nice girl go to match.com or even ChristianSingles.com. Not here.

25 years of bands, bars, strippers, ho's, etc. Trust me IT NEVER WORKS! And you never hear from the guys after the lady has worked them over. Golf if you're special and in that .0001% (& i doubt it) great for you but don't mislead anyone into unrealistic fantasy worlds either. Belongs in woodshed I know but no one reads that either. Golf, sorry, really! Sorry if I'm being a dick, truth hurts.

Hey not offended, I concluded my spiel with the fact that opinions are like assholes, everybody has one and you have stated yours for whatever its worth.

[CommanderAeon]

Is a matter of personal preference. To me, if it is clean, I find a naturally hairy pussy extremely sexy. On the other hand, a woman with a shaved **** just screams that she is prepared for anonymous sex with whomever is next. Why else would a woman shave her pussy?

LexLuther.

My personal preference is trimmed. I have to admit when I first.

Met her she looked way too young despite being 19-21. It was a huge help to see that she's a woman who likes to keep herself well maintained and not someone trying to fulfill some little girl fantasy (NOT Saying that people who prefer all the way shaved have that fantasy) we just discussed stories of some occasional weirdo requests she received.

[LexLuther]

That Molly girl is cute (not Mollie) but she really needs to attend her jayjay. Shaved kitties are so much more enjoyable LOL.

Is a matter of personal preference. To me, if it is clean, I find a naturally hairy pussy extremely sexy. On the other hand, a woman with a shaved **** just screams that she is prepared for anonymous sex with whomever is next. Why else would a woman shave her pussy?

LexLuther.