Massage Parlor Reports

**DinnerOut35** · 08-10-14 18:40

Many of you have seen or know of the porn star Spring Thomas. Her specialty is interracial. Well I met what amounts to her identical twin.

Having been out of the mongering game for a while I decided to bust my massage parlor cherry again. Years ago you had to read the LA Weekly to find where all of the parlors were. Half of them were either no HJ or FS or just a massage. Essentially bait and switch. Now Backpage and the internet are full of them offering everthing. There are so many in LA. If you simply take the time go Google them you will discover which ones offer full service and which ones don't. Any Backpage ad in my opinion will offer full service. Guys who strike out at MP I just don't understand. Just read a little. And to LE-there are so many of these places you can't shut them all down. When I used to monger they were all in Inglewood. Now it seems they are spread out everywhere.

In any event I checked Backpage and picked a place. Checked some reviews and so I'll try it. If the girl won't offer then I am only out of $40. I walked in and the mamasan, who was Japanese, was bright and bubbly. Disrobed in the room and a few minutes later in comes a spitting image of Spring Thomas. She claimed she was Latina but she spoke no Spanish. In fact after talking with her I learned she was from OC. She looked like your typical OC white girl.

This girl was personable, bubbly and flat out nasty. She was cautious to make sure I was not LE and after that we talked for a while. Really cool girl. Then we got to the deed. She offered me 3 hole before we even started! I am serious. Then we got down to it. She talked really dirty, didn't rush me, and asked me WHERE I wanted to shoot it. I asked for a facial and she said fine as long as its not her hair or eyes. I busted all over her and she smiled at me with cum all over her face. It was like a porn movie.

I cleaned up and thanked her. As I was leaving a young Latin guy was waiting in a chair.

The girl, whose name was Jessica, was the best experience I have ever had in a MP. I will certainly be returning to see her.

Senior members get the location. I blacked out the address in the photos because LE watches this board.

Now if I can just find a lactating provider.

Showdown.

**Dradon200** · 08-10-14 04:25

Originally Posted by XShortieeX [View Original Post]

This place is bad news stay away.

Why what happen or what went wrong?

**RedMoney** · 08-10-14 01:41

Everyplace I have been it is usually obvious what will go down within the first 10 minutes. A full service joint will waste no time and ask you playfully what service do you want. You just need to feel the situation out in how you respond and act. Most of the time the girl gives me a price and we agree then she starts taking off her clothes. Never once during the conversation do I mention what exactly I want other than full service and a high tip (plausible deniability).

A happy ending rub and tug place will spend some time with a half ass massage and then casually graze the boys. If they don't let on yet they usually flip you over and go above your head and rub you down that way so their tits are in your face and that you rise to the occasion.

Anywhere else will be just a massage.

But this is just my experience.

**Conejo Joe** · 08-09-14 14:26

I agree, never say anything. 99% of these providers know the drill. You may get a rare innocent provider, but most know what to do for more $$.

I've even had offers in nicer "legit" places, it just depends on the prvoider.

**Dildo Baggens** · 08-09-14 12:25

When trying out a new place, I never ask about extras or anything explicit. I let the massage itself tell me whether fun can be had. Once the provider grazes or teases the scrotal and testicle area, then it can't be LE.

Baggens.

Originally Posted by ParamAhmad [View Original Post]

-especially if she's halfway good looking or better. According to "Reverse Stings. DEMANDForum (dot) net (DEMANDForum.net, http://www.demandforum.net/reverse-stings/):

Most articles on this subject say men are arrested after stating the sex act they want and the price. So don't! Ask for "your best massage" or say "you missed an important area" and hope she gets the message. If she does something sexual without quoting a price for it, or if she lets you touch her, etc. , without a price for same being offered or agreed upon, you should be safe (although police officers sometimes lie). Be generous when tipping her after the "massage" so she doesn't need to be explicit. The sexual aspect is illegal only if you pay for it.

**Stockholm** · 08-08-14 15:16

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/l...808-story.html

**XShortieeX** · 08-07-14 19:12

Originally Posted by Willie23 [View Original Post]

You might try the San Gabriel Valley forum for Alhambra locations.

Originally Posted by Dradon200 [View Original Post]

Anyone ever been to this place called the place an told me to stop by. She sounded good over the phone but it feels kind of sketchy.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Femal...es-23/43834766

This place is bad news stay away.

**Willie23** · 08-07-14 14:39

Originally Posted by Dradon200 [View Original Post]

Anyone ever been to this place called the place an told me to stop by. She sounded good over the phone but it feels kind of sketchy.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Femal...es-23/43834766

You might try the San Gabriel Valley forum for Alhambra locations.

**KoreanThumper** · 08-05-14 19:37

Is Linda still there?

Originally Posted by Seafor [View Original Post]

Came here tonight to take a friend out for something special for his Birthday.

Rolled up the. 5 for the hh for mms.

Had a choice between tatooed latina with red lingerie and a lean body, and a white dressed asian with huge knockers. I'm feeling the asian flavor, so took her.

There is no massage here. Name was Linda said she just came up from the OC. Took that dress off and sucked her nipples and juggled those bolt-ons.

She started tongueing the boys, and then started CBJ. (Everything is covered here). Asked for 69 and she flipped. I just wanted to play with that little kitty-cat, but she was so shaved, and smelled so clean I had to tongue-tickle her a little bit. She pressed onto my face and wanted full DATY, but that's too risky for me. I like to be safe, so I played tieh my fingers instead. But if this girl was a day past 25, then I'm the Lost King of England. Damn what a sweet little pie.

Had her climb on top and watched those titties bounce in CG. Ground deep in her and she bounced then ground like she was trying to break it off in her. Fuckin' awesome.

Switcched to mish and Pounded her like the fate of the world depended on it. It seemed a little painful for her because her moans went to tight little "umph's". Didn't give a shit, but felt I was going to finish and I needed some more time in that tight little Korean.

Switched to Doggie, and I slipped a finger inside her other hole and held it there while I pulled her into me. Damn, secrectly, I was wishing that rubber would have broken while we were in Doggie. Wish I could have gotten her number, whisked her right out of there and had her to myself to do bare until my balls dropped off. Seriously I would have shot every swimmer I could have mustered inside that sweet little pie just to watch it drip out. Tried to start fingering her ass more to prepare her to takethe big stick, but she pulled away. So I watched her tits bounce in the mirror and listened to her moans and sighs and popped in the cover, kept going until I started going soft and the cover started slipping.

She cleaned me up with a hot moist towel, helped me put my clothes back on, and then said if I get the hour time, I could have MSOG.

Tiotal damage was. 2 total, but damn what a ride.

Now excuse me, I'm going to rub about half a dozen out while I try to not drain my paycheck and go back to have that little piece until I get evicted.

**Dradon200** · 08-05-14 06:03

Anyone ever been to this place called the place an told me to stop by. She sounded good over the phone but it feels kind of sketchy.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Femal...es-23/43834766

**Member #4870** · 08-03-14 21:27

Anyone know what day Christina is at Palmtree.

West l. A. ?

Pm if you know.

**Member #4870** · 08-01-14 19:19

Is Betty no longer at this place?

Is urban still open?

Some review sites say she is still there.

I also heard lots uncle LEO clamping down in this area.

It has been a while since I last visited this spot.

Would appreciate the info.

**Amp Novice** · 08-01-14 15:52

Originally Posted by Mazda05 [View Original Post]

Are these 2 mamacitas still there?

Betty hasn't been there for years. To this day she is my ATF. I wish I could track her down. She had a perfect body and a killer ass. Let me know if you find her.

**Wicked1** · 07-29-14 18:32

Originally Posted by Zauriel [View Original Post]

Queen / Reyna of the R2 salon texted me that she had a new girl at the spa and I would like her. And 80 would be the damage. "Pretty and busty" she said. So I headed over. She introduced me to "Amy" who is a 40-ish Salvadoran with a bit of a belly but decent sized knockers. They had a prior discussion so there was no pretense of why I was there. In the room, Amy quoted me 40 for 1/2 and 80 for the hour. I wasn't pleased as this was already deviating from the plan, but I stripped and laid on the table. Amy started an unskilled massage. She asked if I wanted oil or lotion. I said no. I was just there for a BBBJCIM. My paws roamed around her thighs and flat butt and she reached under in reply. I flipped and asked for her top to come off and it did. HOLY SWEET AMERICAN LORD! Her tits are PERFECT. 36-38 D and just. Perfect. Natural, full, soft, perfect. She grabbed my d00 d as I groped and licked and sucked and I told her I wanted a BJ. She said it's more. Yeah, I know. Then she grabbed a condom. I protested, but she said everything is covered. Ugh. I wasn't happy. I thought about leaving but I was super horny and I believe that I did mention that her perfect tits were perfect. So I acquiesced. She did a decent blow while I fondled her. I wanted Russian and she was cool with it, but freaked when I took the condom off. She wanted me to Russian while covered. WTF? So I put the rubber back on and she asked what I wanted now. Told her to just blow me again. She said hurry because my time was running out. Whatever. But she did and as soon as I started to cum (in the condom) she backed off and away. Total spermophobe. I said "you know the semen can't get out of the condom, right?" But she didn't understand. Told me FS was 80. Anyway. PM me for contact info if you're interested. She's a good looking latina MILF with perfect tits and you can bang her for under a bill, but who knows if she'll freak when you blow. And she has perfect tits.

I called Reyna, who no longer works there. She gave me Amy's number. I got there and the power was out. I met Amy, who looked so far different from these photos, I suspect it wasn't her. There were some younger girls there. "Amy" said she was unavailable but she had a new girl I would like. The "girl" was an older woman with huge boobs. I should have left but I was ready to pop. Big mistake. It was hot as he'll in there and this woman was more unattractive each moment. A beast.

I'll spare the details, but stay away and save your money. I don't know what went on before but it's long over. No one looking remotely like those photos is there.