Negative Escort Reviews

[HeWolf47]

A new advertiser on our board, MissyLove who said Kaitlyn told her about the board. I contacted her and found she was not too far from me, so I asked her for a pic first. Got a picture showing she was quite attractive, so I set up a time for today. Then I asked numerous times for her address so I would know where to go. Never got another text. Tried to call, but the number cannot accept voice mails. Apparently, Kathy does not want customers from our forum. If anyone actually does see her, let us know if she is worth giving a second chance.

Shortly after I posted the negative comment above, I did get a text from MissyLove saying she was in class and couldn't use her phone at the moment. This was 15 minutes after our session was scheduled for? After a few texts back and forth with me giving her some fatherly advice about communication, she apologized and said she was really sorry. I haven't gotten any offers to make it up via discounts or extra services, so unless someone else tries her, I'll just pass up this new provider until she learns how to treat clients so they really want to see her and return again and again.

[HeWolf47]

A new advertiser on our board, MissyLove who said Kaitlyn told her about the board. I contacted her and found she was not too far from me, so I asked her for a pic first. Got a picture showing she was quite attractive, so I set up a time for today. Then I asked numerous times for her address so I would know where to go. Never got another text. Tried to call, but the number cannot accept voice mails. Apparently, Kathy does not want customers from our forum. If anyone actually does see her, let us know if she is worth giving a second chance.

[MaxOrl]

Well gents, hate giving out bad grades, as I believe YMMV and Murphy's law are in full effect, but the experience was bad. This was some time ago so she may have either gone UTR, or left town. Link below was extracted from past reviews and works as of the writing of this report.

So I read three reports on this lady who stays at an extended stay on 17/92 area of Sanford (A. K. A French Avenue). I had seen her ads before and given there were three reviews from members (one had only 2 reviews so I figured, meh!) I decided to call. She answers on the second attempt, noisy TV on the background with some game show, so I said:"Hi, Monica" and she kicked the Flake'o'Meter into full gear going ballistic in less than a second flat.

Wow, did she dish it out! She starts demanding to know how I know her name, then jumps to all bossy, then hits full attitude by talking over me. I could imagine her pointing a finger at my nose angry at me. So I went quiet bid her a good day, and hung up, and thought that was that.

Not so fast!

I receive a call from another 407#. I knew that the odds of an unknown # calling me within the first three minutes were low, and since thiis not my first rodeo I knew it was either her or her manager. So I answer and the mouth breather stays stays quiet on the line, forgetting to mute the TV with the same game show in the background. I could not avoid a chuckle at this poor attempt to intimidate and hung up. One more call, went to VM, no message and there it ended.

Don't know what ate her bug that day, or if she had extra rations of Frosted Flakes, emphasis on the Flakes, but if you want to take the plunge fair warning: Do not use her name! And know there is some management (who loves game shows LOL).

Take care gents.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...647-20/9869534

Bill.

And a side note for married / attached gents: I contacted her once, and because of time restrictions, I couldn't commit. She was friendly and cordial, not mad or anything, but she texted me later that night and again the next day to tell me about her availability / specials. One text even had a pic!

I know we should all have burner phones, etc. But isn't it bad form for a provider to try to contact you out of the blue? Mrs. Orl isn't even aware of my cheapie tracfone, but damn, if those texts had come through in her presence? I might have been missing a ball or two.

[RoccoJeremmy]

I have not seen L-Layla since last year and my experience was totally the opposite. I can not believe that she has changed her attitude unless she is getting into Heizenburg business. I have not seen LL advertise for a while. There many "Laylas", but L-Layla only one. Which Layla you referring to:

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ts-20/10729441

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...la-30/10759507

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...cs-21/10562997

I should've listened to my gut.

Just saw her for "an hour" outcall. Left at probably less than the 30 minute mark after getting several phone calls during our session a few minutes ago.

The first time I saw her, it was incall at a seedy hotel. Room was filled with cig smoke. During our session, some random person knocked on the door and wouldn't stop until she answered it.

Some random bag (with food? Was left outside, when she did answer the call.

The TWO times that I have seen her, she appears to either be on something. Or, not completely there.

She's on DC and P411, I would not recommend for anything other than a short visit.

Http: and are dot com / escorts / layla-love-orlando-white-female.

Layla, if you're reading this. I honestly would've let this go if you stayed the hour. I said I wouldn't write a bad review but. At half the time. ? Thanks for insulting me, too. I appreciate that. We agreed on an hour over the phone, that was the bare minimum you had to do. You said you stopped posting on USG, I can see why.

[WilliamMstrs]

Your link was broken. Is this her?

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...647-20/9869534

http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/orla...-9647/1/116014

Attachment 335424

That is the correct one. Sorry about that broken one.

Just read the last post and seems I missed the Sanford #175. Now I know, and knowing is half of the battle.

[Quilino]

Well gents, hate giving out bad grades, as I believe YMMV and Murphy's law are in full effect, but the experience was bad. This was some time ago so she may have either gone UTR, or left town. Link below was extracted from past reviews and works as of the writing of this report.

So I read three reports on this lady ....

Don't know what ate her bug that day, or if she had extra rations of Frosted Flakes, emphasis on the Flakes, but if you want to take the plunge fair warning: Do not use her name! And know there is some management (who loves game shows LOL).

Take care gents.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...647-20/9869534

Bill.

Your advice is right on the mark. This one definitely needs to be handled with care. Just the bare essentials on the phone / text to set up your date. She will tell you her name in person but for some reason hates using it publicly (see Sanford thread post # 175). In the dream she was quite eager to please so if the preliminaries go well your experience will most likely be positive like other reviewers have posted.

[DC248]

Monica
Well gents, hate giving out bad grades, as I believe YMMV and Murphy's law are in full effect, but the experience was bad. This was some time ago so she may have either gone UTR, or left town. Link below was extracted from past reviews and works as of the writing of this report.

So I read three reports on this lady who stays at an extended stay on 17/92 area of Sanford (A. K. A French Avenue). I had seen her ads before and given there were three reviews from members (one had only 2 reviews so I figured, meh!) I decided to call. She answers on the second attempt, noisy TV on the background with some game show, so I said:"Hi, Monica" and she kicked the Flake'o'Meter into full gear going ballistic in less than a second flat.

Wow, did she dish it out! She starts demanding to know how I know her name, then jumps to all bossy, then hits full attitude by talking over me. I could imagine her pointing a finger at my nose angry at me. So I went quiet bid her a good day, and hung up, and thought that was that.

Not so fast!

I receive a call from another 407#. I knew that the odds of an unknown # calling me within the first three minutes were low, and since thiis not my first rodeo I knew it was either her or her manager. So I answer and the mouth breather stays stays quiet on the line, forgetting to mute the TV with the same game show in the background. I could not avoid a chuckle at this poor attempt to intimidate and hung up. One more call, went to VM, no message and there it ended.

Don't know what ate her bug that day, or if she had extra rations of Frosted Flakes, emphasis on the Flakes, but if you want to take the plunge fair warning: Do not use her name! And know there is some management (who loves game shows LOL).

Take care gents.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...647-20/9869534

Bill.

Your link was broken. Is this her?

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...647-20/9869534

http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/orla...-9647/1/116014

[WilliamMstrs]

Well gents, hate giving out bad grades, as I believe YMMV and Murphy's law are in full effect, but the experience was bad. This was some time ago so she may have either gone UTR, or left town. Link below was extracted from past reviews and works as of the writing of this report.

So I read three reports on this lady who stays at an extended stay on 17/92 area of Sanford (A. K. A French Avenue). I had seen her ads before and given there were three reviews from members (one had only 2 reviews so I figured, meh!) I decided to call. She answers on the second attempt, noisy TV on the background with some game show, so I said:"Hi, Monica" and she kicked the Flake'o'Meter into full gear going ballistic in less than a second flat.

Wow, did she dish it out! She starts demanding to know how I know her name, then jumps to all bossy, then hits full attitude by talking over me. I could imagine her pointing a finger at my nose angry at me. So I went quiet bid her a good day, and hung up, and thought that was that.

Not so fast!

I receive a call from another 407#. I knew that the odds of an unknown # calling me within the first three minutes were low, and since thiis not my first rodeo I knew it was either her or her manager. So I answer and the mouth breather stays stays quiet on the line, forgetting to mute the TV with the same game show in the background. I could not avoid a chuckle at this poor attempt to intimidate and hung up. One more call, went to VM, no message and there it ended.

Don't know what ate her bug that day, or if she had extra rations of Frosted Flakes, emphasis on the Flakes, but if you want to take the plunge fair warning: Do not use her name! And know there is some management (who loves game shows LOL).

Take care gents.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...647-20/9869534

Bill.

[KasualKorean]

Disclaimer: I have not seen this woman but based upon reliable bad reviews, neither should you.

We have to stop with this hyperbole and sugar-coating. Guys are wasting way too much money on girls who no one should see.

According to reviewers this woman looks nothing like her pictures and is a waste of gas, time and money. Avoid.

Cassandra (321) 402-2543.

33 year old, Hispanic Brunette, Brown eyes, Brown hair.

Location: Orlando, Champions Gate / The Reunion / Exit 58.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ion-33/5121277

Just Google "Puma shorts ass" and you'll know this ad is a scam, unless Cassandra is really Tahiti Cora.

[Plzd269]

Thanks for clearing that up for me. I'll be a little more precise in my sarcasm next time. I was more concerned with letting others on the board know that I got stood up than actual driving times and gas mileage.

Anytime. Glad I could be of assistance.

[Ufo407]

Thanks for clearing that up for me. I'll be a little more precise in my sarcasm next time. I was more concerned with letting others on the board know that I got stood up than actual driving times and gas mileage.

They owe you a tank of gas?? Driving across town max round trip could be no more then 100 miles max and that is allowing a lot extra. Most vehicles will go at least 300 miles on a tank, at the best they may owe you 1/3 of a tank. Let me know how that works out for you. When I get stood up I just go to another lady nobig deal there will always be someone with a desire to separate us mongers from our cash. It is part of the game.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

They owe you a tank of gas?? Driving across town max round trip could be no more then 100 miles max and that is allowing a lot extra. Most vehicles will go at least 300 miles on a tank, at the best they may owe you 1/3 of a tank. Let me know how that works out for you. When I get stood up I just go to another lady nobig deal there will always be someone with a desire to separate us mongers from our cash. It is part of the game.

I am very sorry Mel and V fucked you over, brother UFO407. Mel can be the sweetest most loving and tender young pieces of hot teenage (relax Lt. Mike and your fucking donut eating, jack-booted band of crime fighters, Mel is almost 19 now and she WAS certainly 18 when she began in this business) horny, fuck flesh in Orlando! No question about it. Mel is the real deal: If you catch her in her "right" mood. That's the "caveat", if you will. Her BBBJ is so fucking hot with her young teenage temptress blue eyes looking up at you while she coos and talks dirty to you. Her skin is sooooooooooo soft, smooth and warm. Her DFK are among the best I have ever had in the biz. Her soft teenage, tender, co-ed mouth, lips and tongue gently, innocently, erotically explored my hungry mouth with lust and "unbridled" teenage desire!!

Fuck!! I think I will call her again and fuck her hot little teenage fuck tunnel!! Yes I will!

Get ready Mel, for your phone to ring! Here cums Daddy Jag, sweetie!

JaguarXF.

[Exec Talent]

Disclaimer: I have not seen this woman but based upon reliable bad reviews, neither should you.

We have to stop with this hyperbole and sugar-coating. Guys are wasting way too much money on girls who no one should see.

According to reviewers this woman looks nothing like her pictures and is a waste of gas, time and money. Avoid.

Cassandra (321) 402-2543.

33 year old, Hispanic Brunette, Brown eyes, Brown hair.

Location: Orlando, Champions Gate / The Reunion / Exit 58.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ion-33/5121277

[Plzd269]

I was not aware that these two worked as a team until I spoke with Veronica Goddess. I had originally called Mel and she was pretty straightforward that we should try and meet up another day. I then called Veronica Goddess and she was pleasant to speak with and pretty accomidating on the phone. Told them my situation and agreed to meet up later that evening. Told her that I would be driving from across Orlando and it would take me some time to meet up. Everything was good when I hung up the phone with VG. Got a text a while later from M as the time was getting close putting me at ease that everything was going as scheduled. Called at meetup time and got no response from either. Tried to contact both over the rest of the evening for a few hours with no response.

Now I can understand that unusual stuff can occur, and I am pretty forgiving as long as you let me know that you have to cancel. I will probably get pissed, but I will cut my losses and move on. To not contact me and tell me what is going on, that shit was uncalled for. The two of them knew my situation and how I was driving across town to come see them. You two owe me a tank of gas and a few hours of time.

They owe you a tank of gas?? Driving across town max round trip could be no more then 100 miles max and that is allowing a lot extra. Most vehicles will go at least 300 miles on a tank, at the best they may owe you 1/3 of a tank. Let me know how that works out for you. When I get stood up I just go to another lady nobig deal there will always be someone with a desire to separate us mongers from our cash. It is part of the game.

[Ufo407]

I was not aware that these two worked as a team until I spoke with Veronica Goddess. I had originally called Mel and she was pretty straightforward that we should try and meet up another day. I then called Veronica Goddess and she was pleasant to speak with and pretty accomidating on the phone. Told them my situation and agreed to meet up later that evening. Told her that I would be driving from across Orlando and it would take me some time to meet up. Everything was good when I hung up the phone with VG. Got a text a while later from M as the time was getting close putting me at ease that everything was going as scheduled. Called at meetup time and got no response from either. Tried to contact both over the rest of the evening for a few hours with no response.

Now I can understand that unusual stuff can occur, and I am pretty forgiving as long as you let me know that you have to cancel. I will probably get pissed, but I will cut my losses and move on. To not contact me and tell me what is going on, that shit was uncalled for. The two of them knew my situation and how I was driving across town to come see them. You two owe me a tank of gas and a few hours of time.