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  1. #5591

    How hard is it to be a pimp?

    I tried to write a witty thing on the resume that one needs to acquire to be a pimp, but after a few failed and unfunny attempts, I give up, I'm tired. Instead, I'll just note that you can be the best and kindest pimp in the world, but if the consumer can't reach the product, you fail. Again.

    http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...ley-21/9459447

    http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...ess-21/9459542

    These were posted 30 minutes apart, and he still forgot to put the contact number in.

    And in case he realizes his mistake before some of you get to the links:Click image for larger version

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  2. #5590
    Quote Originally Posted by SpiceOfLife  [View Original Post]
    I am new to this forum, but a Monger from way back, over 20 years. I have dated mostly TER / BP escorts the last ten years or so, but I recently found this forum and hope to contribute as I dip my toe back into this part of the hobby.

    Had some free time, so I drove the loop for a little over an hour about 9 AM. Action was light, I was hoping to meet up with Jackii or Hazel reported on here recently. No luck. At the end of Wilkens near the traffic circle I saw a heavily medicated SW stoop-sitting, has long brown / orangish hair probably late twenties, she had just snorted something and looked rough, bandages on her leg and looking sickly. Porky was securing a nice spot right across the street from her, and as I made another loop I saw him with a ticket book in hand standing with her, and she was either leaving or going with him. I never saw any cuffs. Nothing up or down Wilkens otherwise, nor at the SA, nor near the 7-11 on Caton until I was exiting the area and saw a very petite SW with long blond hair taking a seat by the road in front of 7-11. Looked to be in her fifties or later, so I kept driving. I used to use this "loop" 25 years ago, and didn't realize other mongers had a name for it!

    I used to see a lot of girls on McHenry, Monroe, Ramsay and explored those areas but no luck today. I suppose the Pig-Cams installed in those areas since I used to troll the streets have made the girls find other working zones.

    Thanks to the fellow mongers who contribute to this forum! I will work my way to senior status and hopefully earn your trust so I can get and give digits as I get back into it.

    Spice.
    Sorry, I thought I had put this report in the SW forum. Please forgive me as I learn the ropes here.

    Spice.

  3. #5589

    Just an FYI

    http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRu...ics-30/3869669

    JUst killing time and thought I would report on this one. I have seen her many times when she was at TBC and a couple of times at her current place. It is the girl in the pics, she is a real pro at getting a huge upsell. She will give you a HE for the entry fee and likely be naked doing it. But the upsell for BJ and FS is just too much. Nice clean safe place. I have seen others that worked there with her. I haven't seen the one that appears to be there now. She looks good to me.

    I must agree with MW. Anna is a great value and a sweet person.

  4. #5588

    Asian Outcall. NOT as advertised

    http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...xy-20/14861683

    I am from out of town so decided to TOFTT here in Baltimore. I call and speak to the Mamasan and ask a few questions. She tells me FS with body to body massage and kissing. I ask for the price of the donation and she says $$. 8. I told her that was too much and she asked me what I would pay. I told her $$. We agreed on $$. 2 (way more that I was used to). She said it was expensive because the girl is a model (I could care less but the wrong head was thinking). She shows up as planned. Very tall and fairly decent body. Immediately asks for money and goes into the bathroom to call back and get undressed. We lay down on the bed and I tried to kiss her and she said "NO"! She started licking my neck and ears and as soon as I touched her she said "NO". Then she got close to Johnson and said "give money and I suck". I said something and she played the "no English" card. So I called Mamasan and asked for my money back. She talked to the girl and told me everything was okay and I would get FS. She proceeded to give me a decent CBJ for about 10 minutes. Jumped on Cowboy style and started moaning and screaming (I think it was staged). Anyway somehow I popped and she cleaned up and left. Very mechanical and no personality. No massage, no foreplay. Would not recommend. Still looking for my second Baltimore adventure!

  5. #5587

    Big Trouble in little Asia

    Saw Asia a few weeks ago at her digs in the City. Was a little hard to find and she left me hanging for the address for about 30 minutes even though she had two hours notice that I was meeting her. She led me into her basement apt and started frantically looking for something. Very jumpy and almost definitely medicated on something. The room was very smoky and as she was looking she went thru probably another 3 cigs making it even worse. Not receptive to my advances while she was spazzing out over whatever it was. I told her I had some party hats (I've been mongering for a while and a good boy scout is always prepared) but she ignored me. After disappearing into another room for 10-15 minutes she finally appeared and joined me on what can best be described as a raised mattress in the center of her living room in front of the TV, which she leaves on. We negotiated 2. 5 for multiple pops (which is not on the standard menu apparently) and an hour of her time. Covered BJ followed by a rousing round of Miss and finished in K9. Her pussy was extremely tight, and the view from behind of her lips pulling out with each stroke put me over quickly. 2nd round was more of the same. We had a problem both times with her fist-like pussy pulling off the rubber after ejac. It happened both times, and she was freaking out. Said she wasn't protected and that she would need to buy a morning after pill now, and that was going to cost "X" number of dollars. Don't know if she has used this BS on anyone else, but rather than give her my info I tipped her and got the hell out of there. For the tuition she charges, you can do much better. Not recommended and I won't return. The room had no A / see or fan and I was sweating like mad the whole time. Cute girl, I got what I came for, but not a repeat for me.

    Spice.

  6. #5586

    Remy report

    I hooked up with Remy at her Elkridge NoTel. Cute face, covered BJ which was very good, then bent her over for K-9 and finished in Mish. A little chunky but not BBW. Her snatch was a little loose, though it smelled fresh. I was not allowed to eat at the why. My angry inch gets lost in there but I was able to blow out my bag for. 6 tuition for 15 minutes, which is all it has taken with her the 3 times I have seen her. I have seen reports that she has stood up some mongers in the past, but she has never flaked on me. A good backup plan. Mid twenties, no scars or telltale signs of drug abuse.

    Spice.

  7. #5585

    Exotic Joan

    Saw Joan recently in her favorite No-Tel in Elkridge. Cute little Phillipino who was freshly showered when I arrive. Joan's rates are 1. 5/30 and 2. 5/1. That's high IMO for a BP advertiser, but she gives great BBBJCIM and MSOG. Joan does not like to kiss, and will vet you up front. When she vetted me a year or so ago she wanted to know my penis size. Fortunately for me, I'm small enough to gain her favor, but that's the only time I was ever asked this question by a provider. Small, be-cup tits that are very perky. Her hair is currently about neck-long. Teeth are a little racked, but it's natural, not Meth-related. She enjoys DATY and I can usually get her to cum several times in an hour. The girl loves to fuck. If she were in the 2. 0 range I would see her all the time. Only works 1-2 days per week, as she escorts part-time.

    Spice.

  8. #5584

    Loop report 7/24

    I am new to this forum, but a Monger from way back, over 20 years. I have dated mostly TER / BP escorts the last ten years or so, but I recently found this forum and hope to contribute as I dip my toe back into this part of the hobby.

    Had some free time, so I drove the loop for a little over an hour about 9 AM. Action was light, I was hoping to meet up with Jackii or Hazel reported on here recently. No luck. At the end of Wilkens near the traffic circle I saw a heavily medicated SW stoop-sitting, has long brown / orangish hair probably late twenties, she had just snorted something and looked rough, bandages on her leg and looking sickly. Porky was securing a nice spot right across the street from her, and as I made another loop I saw him with a ticket book in hand standing with her, and she was either leaving or going with him. I never saw any cuffs. Nothing up or down Wilkens otherwise, nor at the SA, nor near the 7-11 on Caton until I was exiting the area and saw a very petite SW with long blond hair taking a seat by the road in front of 7-11. Looked to be in her fifties or later, so I kept driving. I used to use this "loop" 25 years ago, and didn't realize other mongers had a name for it!

    I used to see a lot of girls on McHenry, Monroe, Ramsay and explored those areas but no luck today. I suppose the Pig-Cams installed in those areas since I used to troll the streets have made the girls find other working zones.

    Thanks to the fellow mongers who contribute to this forum! I will work my way to senior status and hopefully earn your trust so I can get and give digits as I get back into it.

    Spice.

  9. #5583

    Asian Outcall. Not as advertised

    http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...xy-20/14861683

    I am from out of town and decided to TOFTT here in Baltimore. I call and speak to the Mamasan and ask a few questions. She tells me FS with body to body massage and kissing. I ask for the price of the donation and she says $$. 8. I told her that was too much and she asked me what I would pay. I told her $$. We agreed on $$. 2 (way more that I was used to). She said it was expensive because the girl is a model (I could care less but the wrong head was thinking). She shows up as planned. Very tall and fairly decent body. Immediately asks for money and goes into the bathroom to call back and get undressed. We lay down on the bed and I tried to kiss her and she said "NO"! She started licking my neck and ears and as soon as I touched her she said "NO". Then she got close to Johnson and said "give money and I suck". I said something and she played the "no English" card. So I called Mamasan and asked for my money back. She talked to the girl and told me everything was okay and I would get FS. She proceeded to give me a decent CBJ for about 10 minutes. Jumped on Cowboy style and started screaming (I think it was staged). Anyway somehow I popped and she cleaned up and left. Very mechanical and no personality. No massage, no foreplay. Would not recommend.

  10. #5582
    You guys are right. After doing some research, they are good providers. I need to remind myself that this is Baltimore, not cities with arguably better P2 P options like London, Montreal, Berlin, Sao Paulo, Tokyo etc. I apologize for my post.

  11. 07-24-14 00:34


  12. #5581

    Wow! Come on man!

    Come on man! You've asked us all for intel when you have none to share. TOFTT and find out for yourself. You now have, by my count, 11 different providers you can call. BTW, my ATF, Anastasia also posts ads in escorts! Here's the link if you didn't see it before. MW.

    http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...sia-25/8193440

    Quote Originally Posted by ShadowBK  [View Original Post]
    Thanks for the suggestions, but I was looking for more of a traditional escort, not a FBSM.

  13. #5580
    Quote Originally Posted by ShadowBK  [View Original Post]
    Thanks for the suggestions, but I was looking for more of a traditional escort, not a FBSM.
    I can't RTFF for you. The info is in these pages for every girl I suggested and one one MW suggested regarding what to expect.

    Good luck, happy hunting.

    Try these P411 girls, you get what you pay for:

    Sabrina Secks.

    Cayden Vaughn.

    Chloe Malinina.

    All discussed on these pages and all fantastic courtesans.

  14. #5579

    Lucky

    For picks Google reality kings Big naturals Angela keep ur pants on.

  15. #5578
    Thanks for the suggestions, but I was looking for more of a traditional escort, not a FBSM.

  16. #5577

    Pics

    Quote Originally Posted by BoloBellgrande  [View Original Post]
    I know this should be posted in the PG county forum and it is, I know a lot if guys who live in PG also check out the Bmore forum. Anyway, Lucky text me asking for clientel ASAP. Guess she is low on funds again. She is off of central ave in PG county She is a BIG BOOTY white girl with big boobs. Her rates are as low as 60 for 15.100 for 30 and so on. She is a cool chick and needs some help. PM me fir digits if you want to make the drive.
    Do you have any pics of her.

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