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[DishowuPlay]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ly-24/23075440

http://www.baddeststrippersworldwide....php?ad_id=325

General: First things first, this girl is beyond spacey, but she can fuck and is game. So, I knocked this bird off the other day, I had seen her ad and called to set up an outcall. She said that she had a party to do and would call when she was finished, her speech was slow. She called back about 2 hours later and her speech was even slower than before, I told her that it sounded like she was in no condition to drive and that we'd hook up some other time. I contacted her a few days later and she came over.

Appearance: Khai is about 5'8" or so, flat tummy, be cups with eraser nips and long thin legs that rise into a large, firm heart shaped ass, 7. 9 on body. Her face is cute, she states that she is Somalian and Brazilian, she does have a huge tattoo across her back with the flag of Brazil in the middle, so who knows.

Attitude: Khai is cool as hell, a bit (a lot) spacey and incoherent at times, you won't be discussing quantum physics or much of anything else for that matter with her, but she is cool.

Rates: She did the hhr for $, outcall.

Menu: Told me everything covered when we spoke, CBJ, mish, reverse miss, CG, K9, lazy dog. She's not into DFK or FIV, didn't try daty.

The Juice: okay, so I hit this bird off the other day. She couldn't find my spot so I went outside and waved her down. She parked and got down from the car and I was happy with what I saw. Tall, slim, phat ass and cute face. We made our way in and went directly to bedroom. We both sat on the bed and then I realized that what I had been watching on tv was no longer playing, she had taken the remote and turned it to adult swim, she was actually laughing as she watched FG. I'm thinking to my self, WTF? I started rubbing her legs and going up her shirt, her nipples were stiff, I took her shirt off and started sucking them. I had her stand up and I undressed her and I got undressed too, we laid back on the bed and she snuggled up to me and put her head on my chest, still watching the cartoons and laughing as I played with her ass. After about 15 minutes I asked if everything was OK and she told me she was just getting comfortable, I asked her if she wanted a drink or something, she said yes and that she was sober. Could have fooled me, I would have guessed a combo of herbals and molly or something. I gave her a drink and got back in bed. After another 20 minutes or so passed, and me with a limp cock fearing that she was going to stall me or not perform well, I just told her that if she wasn't comfortable that I'd give her gas fare and that she could go, she said oh I didn't know you were ready and got up. I gave her a condom for some sucky-sucky and she put in on with her mouth and had excellent technique, she blows and sucks, DT and all that. After 5 minutes or so I told her that I wanted her to ride and she said she wasn't good at it, whatever just try. She straddled me, stuck in the wood and rocked back and forth a bit and said I told you, again whatever. I pulled her down on me and pushed her legs back in reverse miss, put both hands on her phat ass and started working my hold from the bottom, she started to get into it and kissed my neck and lips, just long pecks though and she grinded away. After about 5 or so I rolled her over into miss and gave her the business, slow all the way in and out, fucking down into her making sure that I was making contact with her clit, she was vocal and fucking back. Then I got up and told her to get in doggy on the edge of the bed and I sunk the magnificent, she was throwing it back but the angle wasn't quite right. I got up on the bed too and we ended up in lazy dog with her clutching the sheets and me biting her neck, I launched the attack in the cover, balls deep. We laid like that for a few minutes, then I told her where the restroom and towels were, she cleaned up, made some small talk and was out. Khai has some good pussy that stays creamy wet once she gets into it and good head, worth a repeat. Tip-I have a feeling that she will give you a lame fuck if you let her get away with being lazy.

Scratch hard or cur out.

As GrChZebo noted GFE model looks, no stretch marks on this Brazilian hottie. Slim waist & exceptional ass along with her creamy INNY at. 1 at hh outcall to you.

[Low Key69]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...on-20/24056524

Left a message earlier, as I was fishing on BP, coming back from dropping off a UTR favorite, Kayla calls and so I decide to swing by for a hh at 1. 2. I did not get to qualify in detail as we dropped calls a few times and I was nearing her location.

When I get to her location she directs me to the rear and I wait 15 minutes. Which I thought was so she could freshen up. Especially once she gave the room number, which was almost in front of where I was parked. Kayla opens the door and you would have thought a fire was raging inside, I fully expected to see Cheech & Chong in there after the smoke cleared.

Kayla is 5'5" very dark chocolate, face ez 7,body ez 7. Once in the door she asked for donation straight away. I asked for proof on DFK, eventually I got my dfk the only one I got and after a bit I laid the tuition on the night stand. Kayla picks it counts as she goes to the bathroom and that's when I realize another girl is in there (her voice). I have never had good luck with arrangement and tonight was no different.

Kayla's voice is super deep / husky and once we are in the buff I got to her full be breasts after a bit Kayla's. Oh that feels good, the amount of emotion sounded like she was reading a script for the first time. I have her get up and do a sink bath and she was at least fresher.

I go to daty and she say's that's extra, but once I request funds back she spreads & is fresh and tho she uttered not a moan, or anything she climaxed shaking and running from my tongue. She suits me for CBJ, 1 minute later I wave her off and go to misch.

You guessed it she just layed there twice I heard in that same husky voice. Oh that feels good.

Now the pussy is juicy and tight. But a corpse and a recorder would've been the same otherwise.

So I tried to do k-9 , now I had been here like 15 minutes and the phone starts ringing (want to take bets on it being the girl in the bathroom?) I pounded out my frustrations, did a sink wash and said not another word. Performance a weak 3. Naw this is a 2 .

So she wasn't fresh but you made her take a bath and then did DATY anyway? What?

[Vagrazer]

Hell no you aren't I'm the say way. I'm sure most. When you bust you want to get the fuck up out of there. Period. (unless it is just incredible and she is hot as hell).

In my years of mongering I have only had the desire to stay with two girls. One was overseas and had a blast with her and ended up becoming good friends with her. The other was in Virginia and she was cool and fun and could hold a great conversation. She was smart as hell and just was a part time pro because she loved sex. She was working on her masters last time I saw her. Talked to her two years ago but I was out of Virginia, but she was getting ready to move for post doctorate work. Smart and loved to fuck. God I miss her.

[HookyPooky]

Saw this broad 4 yrs ago and it was bad I can only imagine what it looks like now.

Saw this skank on Friday: http://athensga.backpage.com/FemaleE...t_-36/17050594.

First, the pics are of her but are old. Next, she lives in the most dilapidated trailer park I have ever seen. When I first entered the trailer park, I laughed to myself as it looked like a great venue for an episode of Cops or Jerry Springer; however, even those TV shows have standards and would probably avoid this place.

So, why did NL go, you ask? Because I often stop by my favorite burger joint in Auburn, Dakota Bar and Grill. Delilah's place was close by. Anyway, entered her shitty mobile home, we both smiled, did a quick LE check and sat down on the sofa for some chit chat. There was an awkward moment where she just stared at me, so I asked what was wrong. She looked a little miffed and said, "We can't continue if I don't see the donation. " I almost walked at that point as her demeanor had changed, but plunked the $80 down anyway as I wanted to bust a nut to get a fresh start on the evening. Went to the bathroom to take a piss and then reached my leg up to flush the toilet with my shoe. She clearly didn't like that and ran to get a baby wipe to clean the flush handle, saying, "I like to keep a clean house. You should be using your hand. " Apparently this woman has poor eyesight because her whole trailer is a pig sty. We went to the bedroom and I suggested she turn on the light. Now she tells me that the electricity in half the trailer doesn't work. I hesitated to lie down on the towel she had placed on the bed as it was dark as shit in there. She leaned over for a BBBJ but her teeth were scraping the shit out of my poor dick skin. I barely rose to the occasion. She applied the cover, then leaned over the edge of the bed for standing dog. As I entered, I smelled a very foul pussy and pulled out. I said straight up, "Can't do it; your pussy stinks!" She didn't appreciate my comment and said, "It must be you. I am very clean. " I'd had enough, so I ripped the cover off, grabbed several baby wipes to clean junior as best I could, got dressed and was out the door in less than 60 seconds.

If you like skanky trailer trash, this is your girl. I can't imagine her getting any repeat customers.

[Svtcobra]

I have stayed for an hour with only one provider. After I bust for some reason I have no desire to stay or be around these chicks. Especially when tbeir hosting location is not the best. I wave of Buyers remorse sets in and I want to get out of there. LOL.

There are a few providers where I am really ambitious before our session. And once I get mine. I loose my desire and I leave. I wonder am I the only one.

Hell no you aren't I'm the say way. I'm sure most. When you bust you want to get the fuck up out of there. Period. (unless it is just incredible and she is hot as hell).

[DishowuPlay]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...on-20/24056524

Left a message earlier, as I was fishing on BP, coming back from dropping off a UTR favorite, Kayla calls and so I decide to swing by for a hh at 1. 2. I did not get to qualify in detail as we dropped calls a few times and I was nearing her location.

When I get to her location she directs me to the rear and I wait 15 minutes. Which I thought was so she could freshen up. Especially once she gave the room number, which was almost in front of where I was parked. Kayla opens the door and you would have thought a fire was raging inside, I fully expected to see Cheech & Chong in there after the smoke cleared.

Kayla is 5'5" very dark chocolate, face ez 7,body ez 7. Once in the door she asked for donation straight away. I asked for proof on DFK, eventually I got my dfk the only one I got and after a bit I laid the tuition on the night stand. Kayla picks it counts as she goes to the bathroom and that's when I realize another girl is in there (her voice). I have never had good luck with arrangement and tonight was no different.

Kayla's voice is super deep / husky and once we are in the buff I got to her full be breasts after a bit Kayla's. Oh that feels good, the amount of emotion sounded like she was reading a script for the first time. I have her get up and do a sink bath and she was at least fresher.

I go to daty and she say's that's extra, but once I request funds back she spreads & is fresh and tho she uttered not a moan, or anything she climaxed shaking and running from my tongue. She suits me for CBJ, 1 minute later I wave her off and go to misch.

You guessed it she just layed there twice I heard in that same husky voice. Oh that feels good.

Now the pussy is juicy and tight. But a corpse and a recorder would've been the same otherwise.

So I tried to do k-9 , now I had been here like 15 minutes and the phone starts ringing (want to take bets on it being the girl in the bathroom?) I pounded out my frustrations, did a sink wash and said not another word. Performance a weak 3. Naw this is a 2 .

[Niteluvr]

Saw this skank on Friday: http://athensga.backpage.com/FemaleE...t_-36/17050594.

First, the pics are of her but are old. Next, she lives in the most dilapidated trailer park I have ever seen. When I first entered the trailer park, I laughed to myself as it looked like a great venue for an episode of Cops or Jerry Springer; however, even those TV shows have standards and would probably avoid this place.

So, why did NL go, you ask? Because I often stop by my favorite burger joint in Auburn, Dakota Bar and Grill. Delilah's place was close by. Anyway, entered her shitty mobile home, we both smiled, did a quick LE check and sat down on the sofa for some chit chat. There was an awkward moment where she just stared at me, so I asked what was wrong. She looked a little miffed and said, "We can't continue if I don't see the donation. " I almost walked at that point as her demeanor had changed, but plunked the $80 down anyway as I wanted to bust a nut to get a fresh start on the evening. Went to the bathroom to take a piss and then reached my leg up to flush the toilet with my shoe. She clearly didn't like that and ran to get a baby wipe to clean the flush handle, saying, "I like to keep a clean house. You should be using your hand. " Apparently this woman has poor eyesight because her whole trailer is a pig sty. We went to the bedroom and I suggested she turn on the light. Now she tells me that the electricity in half the trailer doesn't work. I hesitated to lie down on the towel she had placed on the bed as it was dark as shit in there. She leaned over for a BBBJ but her teeth were scraping the shit out of my poor dick skin. I barely rose to the occasion. She applied the cover, then leaned over the edge of the bed for standing dog. As I entered, I smelled a very foul pussy and pulled out. I said straight up, "Can't do it; your pussy stinks!" She didn't appreciate my comment and said, "It must be you. I am very clean. " I'd had enough, so I ripped the cover off, grabbed several baby wipes to clean junior as best I could, got dressed and was out the door in less than 60 seconds.

If you like skanky trailer trash, this is your girl. I can't imagine her getting any repeat customers.

[Niteluvr]

Incall only= I don't have a ride.

Outcall only= I don't have a room.

Text only= I ran out of voice minutes.

Email only= I didn't pay my phone bill.

2 Girl Special= I watch / She Works.

Call me when you get to such and such exit= Fuck Off!.

My car broke down= Fuck You!.

I do everything= I'll say anything.

Curvy= Fat.

Petite= Skin and Bones.

Mixed Dominican= Black.

Mixed Exotic= Black.

Italian and Arabian= Black.

January 01,2014= 100/150/200.

January 08,2014= 80/100/150.

January 15,2014= 60/80/100.

January 22,2014= $50 specials.

February 01,2014= $40 specials.

Back in Town= Just got out of jail.

New Location= New room, same motel.

I look just like my pics= I look nothing like my pics.

100% real pics= 100% fake pics.

Leaving Town Soon= Running out of Money.

Leaving Town Tonite= Need money Now!.

Name Your Price= Desperate.

I'm Highly Reviewed= I have no reviews.

I don't do doggie= Your too long.

I don't ride= Your not my man.

Your hurting me= Get Your Gut Out My Face.

Your cute= Dude, your ugly.

$30 Special= Transsexual.

Anal only= Homosexual.

420 Friendly= Weed for Sex.

I don't rush= I'm gonna rush you.

Down to earth= Full of Shit.

Location: OTP South-McDonough= I'm not trying to make any money.

Location: OTP West-Fulton Industrial= Refurbished street walker.

Tips Appreciated= Possible Upsell Nightmare.

Tips Expected= Definite Upsell Nightmare.

Don't Worry I got you= Don't worry I'm gonna get you outta here as quickly as possible.

I'm halfway there= I'm still at home.

I'm at the gas station= I just left the house.

I'm right around the corner= I'm at the gas station.

I'm there now= I'm right around the corner.

Give me an hour= I'm overbooked.

Give me 10 minutes= I gotta hurry up and get this guy outta here.

I forgot the condoms= I never had any condoms.

I have to go back to my car to get some lube= Bye Bye Sucka.

No pimps or police= I have a pimp, don't need no trouble with the police.

I had more and forget them. Add on if you can.

Great job on that list. Once in a while someone comes up with a similar list and it's funny to read and rings true. We owe you a beer.

[Slippery One]

Hi, long time hobbyist from tampa Bay Area just moved to west ga looking for my first side piece this week I saw this girls ad if any one had any info please let me know.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ng-49/14183489

I will begin reporting my activity to do my part.

Thanks, Al.

I saw her once about five years back when she was working out of one of the motels near Windy Hill and I-75. Her listed age is probably about accurate (late 40's by now) and she was a cute (not gorgeous) redhead with a good bit of freckles. The shower is her big thing. After an OK teasing body rub, you get in the shower with her. It's similar to the table shower you'll get in an AMC as far as how and where she soaps you down, but you'll get the HE right there in the shower. If that's your thing, good, but I never got real comfortable in a cheap motel shower with her. If she's operating out of a house, you may have more spacious surroundings. Back then the damage was 100 for about an hour.

[BJS1475]

Incall only= I don't have a ride.

Outcall only= I don't have a room.

Text only= I ran out of voice minutes.

Email only= I didn't pay my phone bill.

2 Girl Special= I watch / She Works.

Call me when you get to such and such exit= Fuck Off!.

My car broke down= Fuck You!.

I do everything= I'll say anything.

Curvy= Fat.

Petite= Skin and Bones.

Mixed Dominican= Black.

Mixed Exotic= Black.

Italian and Arabian= Black.

January 01,2014= 100/150/200.

January 08,2014= 80/100/150.

January 15,2014= 60/80/100.

January 22,2014= $50 specials.

February 01,2014= $40 specials.

Back in Town= Just got out of jail.

New Location= New room, same motel.

I look just like my pics= I look nothing like my pics.

100% real pics= 100% fake pics.

Leaving Town Soon= Running out of Money.

Leaving Town Tonite= Need money Now!.

Name Your Price= Desperate.

I'm Highly Reviewed= I have no reviews.

I don't do doggie= Your too long.

I don't ride= Your not my man.

Your hurting me= Get Your Gut Out My Face.

Your cute= Dude, your ugly.

$30 Special= Transsexual.

Anal only= Homosexual.

420 Friendly= Weed for Sex.

I don't rush= I'm gonna rush you.

Down to earth= Full of Shit.

Location: OTP South-McDonough= I'm not trying to make any money.

Location: OTP West-Fulton Industrial= Refurbished street walker.

Tips Appreciated= Possible Upsell Nightmare.

Tips Expected= Definite Upsell Nightmare.

Don't Worry I got you= Don't worry I'm gonna get you outta here as quickly as possible.

I'm halfway there= I'm still at home.

I'm at the gas station= I just left the house.

I'm right around the corner= I'm at the gas station.

I'm there now= I'm right around the corner.

Give me an hour= I'm overbooked.

Give me 10 minutes= I gotta hurry up and get this guy outta here.

I forgot the condoms= I never had any condoms.

I have to go back to my car to get some lube= Bye Bye Sucka.

No pimps or police= I have a pimp, don't need no trouble with the police.

I had more and forget them. Add on if you can.

LOL. Classic and true! I've used a couple of these on those hoes. I. e. - "I forgot something in my car, be right back!" I gone.

[Eslide3]

wow he too big= you are too small, i say this to everyone.

cum for me baby= hurry up my next client is on the way.

hello handsome i've missed seeing you= it's the end of the month and i need money.

this is hilarious, thanks.

openminded = i won't budge, now let me wrap your entire body in plastic.

foreign = i once met a spanish person.

teen = ****.

milf = haggard old bag.

party friendly = needle junkie.

24/7 = picks up when she feels like it.

my brother is my driving me = pimp in the car.

my spot is cool = bring extra ammunition and a bazooka, you; re meeting me at a war zone.

my period just started = i've been a bloody mess for 3 days, its like a tarrentino film in my crotch.

feddish friendly = my pimp can't spell.

porto rican = i can't spell either.

[ReWritten]

Good list. TFF. As aside, has anyone ever gone an hour with a quickie gal? I don't mean paid for an hour but she actually hung in there with you (assuming you wanted to stay) for the full hour?

I have stayed for an hour with only one provider. After I bust for some reason I have no desire to stay or be around these chicks. Especially when tbeir hosting location is not the best. I wave of Buyers remorse sets in and I want to get out of there. LOL.

There are a few providers where I am really ambitious before our session. And once I get mine. I loose my desire and I leave. I wonder am I the only one.

[Steak 404]

January 01,2014= 100/150/200.

January 08,2014= 80/100/150.

January 15,2014= 60/80/100.

January 22,2014= $50 specials.

February 01,2014= $40 specials.

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Good list. TFF. As aside, has anyone ever gone an hour with a quickie gal? I don't mean paid for an hour but she actually hung in there with you (assuming you wanted to stay) for the full hour?

[DishowuPlay]

2 parts of thirsty hoes Tember & boss lady (jasmine) are here till nightfall.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ky-25/23692186

I have seen this MILF a few times, she typically does only outcalls & posts are found between 10 pm -2 pm. The pics are accurate, her face will not disappoint even the pickiest of hobbyist. On your good behavior, you can expect a great GFE session, dfk skillz 10, face ez 8,CBJ, daty, k-9,misch. She can hold a conversation and does this more for fun I think.

Her area is and. Fulton, Cobb, Cherokee, Bartow, not sure on perimeter.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...se-36/21131635

[NuGuy36]

Wow he too BIG= You are too small, I say this to everyone.

Cum for me baby= Hurry up my next client is on the way.

Hello handsome I've missed seeing you= It's the end of the month and I need money.

Incall only= I don't have a ride.

Outcall only= I don't have a room.

Text only= I ran out of voice minutes.

Email only= I didn't pay my phone bill.

2 Girl Special= I watch / She Works.

Call me when you get to such and such exit= Fuck Off!.

My car broke down= Fuck You!.

I do everything= I'll say anything.

Curvy= Fat.

Petite= Skin and Bones.

Mixed Dominican= Black.

Mixed Exotic= Black.

Italian and Arabian= Black.

January 01,2014= 100/150/200.

January 08,2014= 80/100/150.

January 15,2014= 60/80/100.

January 22,2014= $50 specials.

February 01,2014= $40 specials.

Back in Town= Just got out of jail.

New Location= New room, same motel.

I look just like my pics= I look nothing like my pics.

100% real pics= 100% fake pics.

Leaving Town Soon= Running out of Money.

Leaving Town Tonite= Need money Now!.

Name Your Price= Desperate.

I'm Highly Reviewed= I have no reviews.

I don't do doggie= Your too long.

I don't ride= Your not my man.

Your hurting me= Get Your Gut Out My Face.

Your cute= Dude, your ugly.

$30 Special= Transsexual.

Anal only= Homosexual.

420 Friendly= Weed for Sex.

I don't rush= I'm gonna rush you.

Down to earth= Full of Shit.

Location: OTP South-McDonough= I'm not trying to make any money.

Location: OTP West-Fulton Industrial= Refurbished street walker.

Tips Appreciated= Possible Upsell Nightmare.

Tips Expected= Definite Upsell Nightmare.

Don't Worry I got you= Don't worry I'm gonna get you outta here as quickly as possible.

I'm halfway there= I'm still at home.

I'm at the gas station= I just left the house.

I'm right around the corner= I'm at the gas station.

I'm there now= I'm right around the corner.

Give me an hour= I'm overbooked.

Give me 10 minutes= I gotta hurry up and get this guy outta here.

I forgot the condoms= I never had any condoms.

I have to go back to my car to get some lube= Bye Bye Sucka.

No pimps or police= I have a pimp, don't need no trouble with the police.

I had more and forget them. Add on if you can.