Escort Reports

[SGlide]

This girl is interesting. First of all, thank crap she uploaded new pictures cause if she still used the old that may offend people upon first meet. She's been through some hard times. A very sweet girl, talks to you and is understandable. But she likes to party which can be a downer. Oh and if I see her again or one of you find gentlemen beat me too it. Please buy this girl a razor. The lawn is overgrown. All and all great time will repeat, could probably clean her up a bit and spoil her. She is not burned out and that is refreshing, let's treat her right.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...-pics/16189661

She looks like she would be fun to be with but maybe a Bush hog might be a better choice if its that overgrown to be easier on both.

A little care from us might help her find her way, I agree. Treat her right.

[TourniquetFive]

This girl is interesting. First of all, thank crap she uploaded new pictures cause if she still used the old that may offend people upon first meet. She's been through some hard times. A very sweet girl, talks to you and is understandable. But she likes to party which can be a downer. Oh and if I see her again or one of you find gentlemen beat me too it. Please buy this girl a razor. The lawn is overgrown. All and all great time will repeat, could probably clean her up a bit and spoil her. She is not burned out and that is refreshing, let's treat her right.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...-pics/16189661

[Red Gates]

Thanks to Oldenuf, I was able to meet a real UTR treat. In her 40's, classy lady who knows what to do & is very good at it. She is looking to establish a small group of regulars and remain UTR.

Senior members (or reciprocal) can PM for details.

Red.

[WookieTwo]

Hey guys,

Kinda new to the scene, but I am trying to find out some info on Mystic Kisses http://www.mystickisses.com/ I have heard they are a front for a multi jurisdictional prostitution task force, collecting info about potential mongers that they can then pass on to local cops to try and entrap them.
Thanks.

[Red Gates]

Recently had a wonderful dream of Mariah in her Palm Harbor incall. Everything I crave in a provider was met by this lovely MILF. Full GFE, dressed to kill in a corset & thigh highs, witty, intelligent and never rushed. I'm not one to kiss & tell, but I would be extremely surprised if anyone was disappointed by spending time with her. Her schedule presents a challenge, but if you can work it out, the effort will be well worth it.

Established (reciprocal) members can PM for details.

Red.

http://www.dreamofmariah.com/

[Member #4524]

All opinions are 1st hand, mine, and not what I have read or heard. I am just an old 66 year old fart with certain tastes. My tastes are different from many of you other mongers, but WE ALL ARE STILL ON THE SAME TEAM! First of all, I do not belong to any clique or group of mongers (I have traded information freely with those that I feel have warranted this service). To understand my subjective viewpoints, you must first know what I value in a provider.

What I am trying to say is that, when I write my reviews, I understand that the purpose of these reviews is informational, not some sort of self aggrandisement. We all have different priorities, perversions, and preferences. Because I am trying to write the review for you, I try to include as many of the non important issues to me as I can (because many non. Issues to me might be of paramount importance to you. Do you really care if I made her come 6 times, or would you rather hear that she TRIED like a trouper to extract that second shot from me? I would prefer the latter.

Fetish. I am an old man and like things a little different. Is she open to role playing (if she offers GFE, she is already role playing. Believe it or not) or strange requests or at least not offended by strange requests?

MILF Annie came to my hotel suite near downtown Tampa. She is a beautiful 50 year old lady, not an 18 year old waif. The years have been kind to her. I am usually rushed back in Cincinnati, so I opted for a slow GFE experience. She delivered with the attitude of an old friend with all of the experience of a seasoned (in a good way) provider. Suggestions of other board members led me to this fine lady. She looked better than her pictures. At 30 years old, she (I'm sure) had to have been a 10 in looks. There is not any better 50 year-old out there. She was dressed down as I requested. No cigarette smell as I requested. Easy to set up appointment. She was on time. It would take a fool not to repeat.

Grandpappi Mo and I have discussed this many times. We sometimes feel that reviews can be a bit, er, ah, editorial in stance as in " I'm a great lover and I make all the ladies swoon" and not so much a " she was, real / fake, good / bad, offered A,be. See etc. And the donation was XXX. Pappi and I don't really care to read a blow by blow report of all the things a monger did to said woman, how many Os the great wazoo gave Her, how long his shlong is etc. Some color commentary is not a bad thing but some reviewres get a bit out of hand IMHO (and Pappis).

[BillyBob987]

Fellas,

My buddy wanted me to post that he heard from our GEM Raine and she will have a hotel in Clearwater tomorrow afternoon and evening in Clearwater. Treat her well! 727/687 / 4954.

[Jack352]

All opinions are 1st hand, mine, and not what I have read or heard. I am just an old 66 year old fart with certain tastes. My tastes are different from many of you other mongers, but WE ALL ARE STILL ON THE SAME TEAM! First of all, I do not belong to any clique or group of mongers (I have traded information freely with those that I feel have warranted this service). To understand my subjective viewpoints, you must first know what I value in a provider.

What I am trying to say is that, when I write my reviews, I understand that the purpose of these reviews is informational, not some sort of self aggrandisement. We all have different priorities, perversions, and preferences. Because I am trying to write the review for you, I try to include as many of the non important issues to me as I can (because many non. Issues to me might be of paramount importance to you. Do you really care if I made her come 6 times, or would you rather hear that she TRIED like a trouper to extract that second shot from me? I would prefer the latter.

Fetish. I am an old man and like things a little different. Is she open to role playing (if she offers GFE, she is already role playing. Believe it or not) or strange requests or at least not offended by strange requests?

MILF Annie came to my hotel suite near downtown Tampa. She is a beautiful 50 year old lady, not an 18 year old waif. The years have been kind to her. I am usually rushed back in Cincinnati, so I opted for a slow GFE experience. She delivered with the attitude of an old friend with all of the experience of a seasoned (in a good way) provider. Suggestions of other board members led me to this fine lady. She looked better than her pictures. At 30 years old, she (I'm sure) had to have been a 10 in looks. There is not any better 50 year-old out there. She was dressed down as I requested. No cigarette smell as I requested. Easy to set up appointment. She was on time. It would take a fool not to repeat.

Thanks for another good post, sir.

[Kenwood Jack]

All opinions are 1st hand, mine, and not what I have read or heard. I am just an old 66 year old fart with certain tastes. My tastes are different from many of you other mongers, but WE ALL ARE STILL ON THE SAME TEAM! First of all, I do not belong to any clique or group of mongers (I have traded information freely with those that I feel have warranted this service). To understand my subjective viewpoints, you must first know what I value in a provider.

What I am trying to say is that, when I write my reviews, I understand that the purpose of these reviews is informational, not some sort of self aggrandisement. We all have different priorities, perversions, and preferences. Because I am trying to write the review for you, I try to include as many of the non important issues to me as I can (because many non. Issues to me might be of paramount importance to you. Do you really care if I made her come 6 times, or would you rather hear that she TRIED like a trouper to extract that second shot from me? I would prefer the latter.

Fetish. I am an old man and like things a little different. Is she open to role playing (if she offers GFE, she is already role playing. Believe it or not) or strange requests or at least not offended by strange requests?

MILF Annie came to my hotel suite near downtown Tampa. She is a beautiful 50 year old lady, not an 18 year old waif. The years have been kind to her. I am usually rushed back in Cincinnati, so I opted for a slow GFE experience. She delivered with the attitude of an old friend with all of the experience of a seasoned (in a good way) provider. Suggestions of other board members led me to this fine lady. She looked better than her pictures. At 30 years old, she (I'm sure) had to have been a 10 in looks. There is not any better 50 year-old out there. She was dressed down as I requested. No cigarette smell as I requested. Easy to set up appointment. She was on time. It would take a fool not to repeat.

[Jack352]

For $400 she should clean your house and make you a sandwich!!

And do the frigging dishes.

[Reaper400]

For $400 she should clean your house and make you a sandwich!!

I always wanted to see her but no way I could put up $400.

[JohniRotten]

MIRANDA4 U.

Dearest fellow mongers.

I recently visited your wondrous city for only 3 days, and I was only able to partake of 3 providers (I got the flu). Here is the first review. Thanks to all of you fellow mongers out there on USASG for your help. I only regret that I was unable to spend a month in your fine city. Please do not hesitate to PM with any questions:

HER NAME: Miranda4 u (Clearwater area).

Outcall at my hotel, I found her on TER. She is forty years old with a beautiful face and a smoking hot body. It her her in her pictures and she was dressed to the 9's. Boobs were probably 34 be-see with no apparent sag. I would call her build athletic.

Very easy to schedule after she checked out my references. She arrived on time and freshly showered, with no perfume smell (my request) and not a hint of smoke.

Attitude: "Tell me your nastiest fantasy, and then we'll try to make it true" (She could not turn into a 13 year old street urchin. So we tried my 2nd darkest fantasy).

Skill: 7.

Performance: 10.

Chemistry and Comfort: I am a fat, old guy. Comfortability level - 10. Chemistry. Not very much (I am a fat, old guy).

MENU:

I always ask her full menu ... It was overflowing ...

Fetish, in my opinion at least, is different from CFS, DFK, CIM, BBBJ, GFE, GREEK, role play, DATY. Fetish would be something repugnant to many, but exciting to some. This might include PSE type things such as swirling it around in her mouth, showing it to you while dribbling it down her chin, then swallowing it all like they do on a survivor eating challenge. Maybe you get a duo that offers snowballing, Does she offer DATO (rimming), prostate massage, or S&M, or even watersports, or more! One provider's piss (yucch!) may be some monger's ambrosia. Definition of wild. Two girls and a guy. Definition of kinky. Two girls, a guy, and a dog.

She was willing to try ANYTHING! She was a virtual cornucopia of fetishes.

Today's experience: BBBJCIM with prostate massage.

Start of the session. How did it kick off? We talked... She wanted to know my deepest darkest (dark dark) fantasy, and then she did her best to fulfill it.

Cost: $400.

Zero factor: (What are good reasons to see this provider again that are not sex. Related?) Zero times she did not answer her phone, zero things she asked me to pick up for her, zero minutes that she was late, zero drama with anything, zero boyfriends or handlers that I saw, zero unsolicited texts, zero times the phone rang during appointment, zero times she pissed and moaned about anything.

Would I repeat? (different from recommend). Yes.

Would I recommend to others? Most definitely.

PM with any questions ...

For $400 she should clean your house and make you a sandwich!!

[Kenwood Jack]

MIRANDA4 U.

Dearest fellow mongers.

I recently visited your wondrous city for only 3 days, and I was only able to partake of 3 providers (I got the flu). Here is the first review. Thanks to all of you fellow mongers out there on USASG for your help. I only regret that I was unable to spend a month in your fine city. Please do not hesitate to PM with any questions:

HER NAME: Miranda4 u (Clearwater area).

Outcall at my hotel, I found her on TER. She is forty years old with a beautiful face and a smoking hot body. It her her in her pictures and she was dressed to the 9's. Boobs were probably 34 be-see with no apparent sag. I would call her build athletic.

Very easy to schedule after she checked out my references. She arrived on time and freshly showered, with no perfume smell (my request) and not a hint of smoke.

Attitude: "Tell me your nastiest fantasy, and then we'll try to make it true" (She could not turn into a 13 year old street urchin. So we tried my 2nd darkest fantasy).

Skill: 7.

Performance: 10.

Chemistry and Comfort: I am a fat, old guy. Comfortability level - 10. Chemistry. Not very much (I am a fat, old guy).

MENU:

I always ask her full menu ... It was overflowing ...

Fetish, in my opinion at least, is different from CFS, DFK, CIM, BBBJ, GFE, GREEK, role play, DATY. Fetish would be something repugnant to many, but exciting to some. This might include PSE type things such as swirling it around in her mouth, showing it to you while dribbling it down her chin, then swallowing it all like they do on a survivor eating challenge. Maybe you get a duo that offers snowballing, Does she offer DATO (rimming), prostate massage, or S&M, or even watersports, or more! One provider's piss (yucch!) may be some monger's ambrosia. Definition of wild. Two girls and a guy. Definition of kinky. Two girls, a guy, and a dog.

She was willing to try ANYTHING! She was a virtual cornucopia of fetishes.

Today's experience: BBBJCIM with prostate massage.

Start of the session. How did it kick off? We talked... She wanted to know my deepest darkest (dark dark) fantasy, and then she did her best to fulfill it.

Cost: $400.

Zero factor: (What are good reasons to see this provider again that are not sex. Related?) Zero times she did not answer her phone, zero things she asked me to pick up for her, zero minutes that she was late, zero drama with anything, zero boyfriends or handlers that I saw, zero unsolicited texts, zero times the phone rang during appointment, zero times she pissed and moaned about anything.

Would I repeat? (different from recommend). Yes.

Would I recommend to others? Most definitely.

PM with any questions ...

[Willh]

Link is dead, what happened?

That post is two years old.

[Reaper400]

Link is dead, what happened?

That is old as hell. She was killed somehow but don't recall what happened.