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**OCTatts** · 06-27-14 20:29

Originally Posted by DildoBaggens [View Original Post]

Maybe it's Mercury in retrograde or perhaps it's the coming of El Nino or the fact Disneyland raised the price of their one day pass, somehow the month of June compels yours truly, Dildo Baggens to seek out new MP cuisine and give report to the mongers of the world.

Tried out another new spot in Brea, which use to be a Chinese location, but is now another Sultry Viet joint, that offers a free great table shower before or after dining.

I've been there three times in the past three weeks to sample the Pho' and other delicacies, each time was an excellent dining experience.

Emily Ba'nh was my first sampling which contained very large gelatinous yet finely shaped dumplings with a sweet- salty taste. What I like about Viet cuisine is, it's within the rules of dining etiquette to use your hands freely.

My next visit was with Amber Hot pot! Not only did she have adequate dumplings to sample, she possessed a singular beautifully proportioned Ben Tre clam, with fresh agreeably pleasing sweet sauce, so as to compliment each and every lapping mouthful of delight.

My most recent visit was with a tall lanky dish, Wendy of Hanoi, The most mysterious of all. Shall I say less bold than those in other regions of past samplings, yet harmonizing all flavors: sweet, salty, spicy, bitter, and sour. A cornucopia of blissful pleasure for sure!

No one could surpass her skills of the la douche de table' at meals end. Three stars are in order.

My only lament is I wish I had appetite for all three in one sitting.

D. T. Baggens.

Thanks so much for your well written restaurant review.

Would you elaborate on whether each girl was either shaved, trimmed, waxed, or hairy? Lately I've seen some beautifully hairy snatches, & the V girls have such wonderfully small pubic patches. I know in Japan they are really into big hairy pussies, but I noticed the V spinners (the ones who actually keep their pubes) usually have a small pubic patch. I've always loved tight shaved snatch, but now I am leaning more toward hairy because I noticed its a bit more flavorful and I like the friction of the pubes on my turtle head. Just my 2 cents.

**JeffTheDrunk** · 06-27-14 18:48

Originally Posted by PhineasPhreak [View Original Post]

It's amazing to think about all the places that used to be open: Acupuncture on Lampson Brookhurst, Bedazzled, Jo Jie Spa, Diamond Spa, the place across from Ramada seems closed now, Harmony on Chapman is empty, the place on Orange and Beach across from Twila Reid park, and now Envy Spa is empty. Too bad, there used to be some hotties at some of these places.

Yes, those viet hotties were amazing. One thing for sure is that those working girls will find a way to get back into the meat selling business somewhere else. Once they get hooked on the $ from whoring, combined with their lack of real-life skills to make a living any other way, they will always find themselves back on a massage bed with their legs wide open.

**BigGordie** · 06-27-14 17:35

Originally Posted by PhineasPhreak [View Original Post]

It's amazing to think about all the places that used to be open: Acupuncture on Lampson Brookhurst, Bedazzled, Jo Jie Spa, Diamond Spa, the place across from Ramada seems closed now, Harmony on Chapman is empty, the place on Orange and Beach across from Twila Reid park, and now Envy Spa is empty. Too bad, there used to be some hotties at some of these places.

Renewal Spa in HB was the saddest for me.

**XShortieeX** · 06-27-14 17:23

Hi Dildo Baggens.

Will you mind letting us know the location to this location? Tia.

Originally Posted by DildoBaggens [View Original Post]

Maybe it's Mercury in retrograde or perhaps it's the coming of El Nino or the fact Disneyland raised the price of their one day pass, somehow the month of June compels yours truly, Dildo Baggens to seek out new MP cuisine and give report to the mongers of the world.

Tried out another new spot in Brea, which use to be a Chinese location, but is now another Sultry Viet joint, that offers a free great table shower before or after dining.

I've been there three times in the past three weeks to sample the Pho' and other delicacies, each time was an excellent dining experience.

Emily Ba'nh was my first sampling which contained very large gelatinous yet finely shaped dumplings with a sweet- salty taste. What I like about Viet cuisine is, it's within the rules of dining etiquette to use your hands freely.

My next visit was with Amber Hot pot! Not only did she have adequate dumplings to sample, she possessed a singular beautifully proportioned Ben Tre clam, with fresh agreeably pleasing sweet sauce, so as to compliment each and every lapping mouthful of delight.

My most recent visit was with a tall lanky dish, Wendy of Hanoi, The most mysterious of all. Shall I say less bold than those in other regions of past samplings, yet harmonizing all flavors: sweet, salty, spicy, bitter, and sour. A cornucopia of blissful pleasure for sure!

No one could surpass her skills of the la douche de table' at meals end. Three stars are in order.

My only lament is I wish I had appetite for all three in one sitting.

D. T. Baggens.

**PhineasPhreak** · 06-27-14 15:22

It's amazing to think about all the places that used to be open: Acupuncture on Lampson Brookhurst, Bedazzled, Jo Jie Spa, Diamond Spa, the place across from Ramada seems closed now, Harmony on Chapman is empty, the place on Orange and Beach across from Twila Reid park, and now Envy Spa is empty. Too bad, there used to be some hotties at some of these places.

**Stockholm** · 06-26-14 16:03

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**SlappySalami** · 06-26-14 15:36

Originally Posted by KoreanThumper [View Original Post]

Did a search and all the reviews seem pretty old. Is this a FS place? Any recent visits? If not, I'll try to check and report back.

There have been some very attractive gals over there. However, they do have a mature gal in the rotation (just got a massage with ending with her). On previous visits I tried N #*a & A*%le and they look very cute and yes there is a comprehensive menu. Your mileage may vary as always, and they have been known to be selective about clients and services offered. The place is quiet which I like, and they don't really go for the high volume of mongers as other places. When I went there I did go several times and became familiar with the management and that's when the girls started treating me more enthusiastically.

**KoreanThumper** · 06-26-14 01:35

Did a search and all the reviews seem pretty old. Is this a FS place? Any recent visits? If not, I'll try to check and report back.

**Whathesaid** · 06-26-14 01:05

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**Whathesaid** · 06-26-14 01:03

Originally Posted by SlappySalami [View Original Post]

Looks like today the feds shut down myredbook san francisco. That means they took over all membership profiles, and credit cards, and everything. Holy fucking shit they should raid the damn IRS for THEIR crimes. So fucking stupid.

Pin this one on the FBI. The IRS doesn't care whether your money is legal source or not. Just that you report what profit you made.

One day FBI and Justice will get called for stretching the money laundering definition too far. Just not on a day that involves an adult-oriented site.

**Dildo Baggens** · 06-26-14 00:18

Sad thing is he'll get most of his retirement and then probably get a job as a private Dick once he finishes his sentence.

Originally Posted by Stockholm [View Original Post]

And in other news:

http://ktla.com/2014/06/25/detective...while-on-duty/

Damn oinkers typically feed off the population through taxes and other forms of theft. Greedy asswipes

**Dildo Baggens** · 06-26-14 00:12

Maybe it's Mercury in retrograde or perhaps it's the coming of El Nino or the fact Disneyland raised the price of their one day pass, somehow the month of June compels yours truly, Dildo Baggens to seek out new MP cuisine and give report to the mongers of the world.

Tried out another new spot in Brea, which use to be a Chinese location, but is now another Sultry Viet joint, that offers a free great table shower before or after dining.

I've been there three times in the past three weeks to sample the Pho' and other delicacies, each time was an excellent dining experience.

Emily Ba'nh was my first sampling which contained very large gelatinous yet finely shaped dumplings with a sweet- salty taste. What I like about Viet cuisine is, it's within the rules of dining etiquette to use your hands freely.

My next visit was with Amber Hot pot! Not only did she have adequate dumplings to sample, she possessed a singular beautifully proportioned Ben Tre clam, with fresh agreeably pleasing sweet sauce, so as to compliment each and every lapping mouthful of delight.

My most recent visit was with a tall lanky dish, Wendy of Hanoi, The most mysterious of all. Shall I say less bold than those in other regions of past samplings, yet harmonizing all flavors: sweet, salty, spicy, bitter, and sour. A cornucopia of blissful pleasure for sure!

No one could surpass her skills of the la douche de table' at meals end. Three stars are in order.

My only lament is I wish I had appetite for all three in one sitting.

D. T. Baggens.

**Stockholm** · 06-25-14 23:47

And in other news:

http://ktla.com/2014/06/25/detective...while-on-duty/

Damn oinkers typically feed off the population through taxes and other forms of theft. Greedy asswipes

**SlappySalami** · 06-25-14 21:26

Looks like today the feds shut down myredbook san francisco. That means they took over all membership profiles, and credit cards, and everything. Holy fucking shit they should raid the damn IRS for THEIR crimes. So fucking stupid.

**Mobys Dick** · 06-25-14 18:07

I'm an expat living in Panama where the hobby is legal so there is no nonsense or bait and switch just plenty of MP's and Indie Latina chicas offering a complete FS menu from A to Z. I will be in OC for 6 months and since we don't have AMP's in Panama I was looking for a change of menu. Reading the reviews here I see a lot of disappointed mongers and I can understand why. I see Asian escorts on ******** offering FS for 1. 6 and they claim the pics are real and I've read good reviews about looks and services. I don't care to waste my time with some old MPA giving me a HE. Since I prefer WYSIWYG spinners, am I missing something? Any recommendations would be appreciated and I will gladly reciprocate if you're ever in Panama.