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**DarbyDarby2222** · 06-30-14 07:23

Originally Posted by Irish75 [View Original Post]

Did she ever show? She hasn't been responding to my emails in the last couple of days.

Nope, she no called no showed, gave up and instead I dreamt of meeting up with another friend for hhr. I don't think she was worth 1. 2, nice personality but had really bad teeth, and was rushed. Only nice part is that she's not afraid to satisfy her thirst.

Pics are very old.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ki-28/15983357

**FL4807** · 06-30-14 02:34

To start. The last time I posted about a awesome girl who had the looks and skills to make us all feel wonderful there where a couple of people that screwed up it up for the rest of us by being a asshole to the lady. That being said I will not post a link for woman I am going to write about.

I called her on a last minute whim and arrived to her house 15 minutes later. Being dumbfounded by her looks and completely at ease, the environment was perfect for a man of my stature. It was a nuru massage. Her tone, attitude, looks, and skills were among the best that I have had to date. She said that she had time for a hour and due to my schedule I asked if a half was ok. Everything was ok in her book. Total time there was just about a hour. I had a hot shower, awesome body on body massage and great conversation. I will repeat and for the hundred bucks I don't have a complaint. There were rules and it was simply this, don't be a asshole to me. I was more than content respecting her only rule.

For the seniors who have good standing, without a problem I will pass her info along to you. Blonde, beautiful, flat stomach. How can you go wrong.

**Motchams** · 06-30-14 02:16

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**Motchams** · 06-30-14 02:12

Her name is s Aliyah. She the girl in the pics. Her body is ok. She will send you a couple of pics if you like. So I asked her and she did. I work nights so I sent it up for the morning. Ss for 80. Ok first time told her to tx me so I know she's up. She said ok. No tx her later on that night asked her what happen said she over slept. Ok she said come in the promise I'll be up. Ok I'll come in the morning. Second time. 7 am comes. I call her she doesn't answer. LOL. I get home go to sleep she tx me like to 2 what happen. Told her I called you didn't pick. Says she didn't hear it ring. LOL. I'm going to my back plan another girl jasmine out of Roseville. Set something up. Later Aliyah tx says she do it for 70 ss. Told her I'll try 1 more. Break up plans with jasmine. Third times come she answers. Wow. Tell her I'm on the way it going to take a half hr to get to you cause of traffic. Get to the. 13 and van dyke hotel. Ok so I get there call her she says. I my friends stay the night and they are sleep. Ok what ever. Get in to the room there are to bigger girls on the on other bed. Rooms messy. Gave her hug and the money. No LEO check. Get naked and get to bed. She said that she was GFE. But I went to go lickie and she wouldn't let. She wouldn't kiss cause of her morning breath. Lmao. So I covered I and started. She not let pound it. She keeps using her legs to control it. I'm like what's up. I'm alittle sore. Ok so I just Ty my best to get over and done quick. Get done like 10 minutes. Ok get out of bed take condom off she get me tissue paper to clean up and put the condom in it. Sorry my first 1 done all on my phone. Stay safe guys. I'll try to add her add. Re: WARNING& ADDICTIVE, freak girl, like what you see love how it feels

**DKerry** · 06-30-14 00:47

http://posting.detroit.backpage.com/...84b7ffdd20d5c2

I didn't know if it would be worth the drive since the Brazilian Bombshell was 30 minutes away from me but she was well worth the drive. Very attractive face, nice tight body. Her pictures are real. Stayed for hh and was pleased to be not rushed. Surprisingly professional, Very clean and good smelling place. Pretty good attitude and on time. Clean girl, and safe she will not take more money for bare (I tried!) her phone seems to drop calls and that's really the only negative.

**Rbitrator** · 06-29-14 17:59

Has anyone had any experience with Salena? http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ll-22/15413903 Appreciate any insight ttthat's available.

Thanks.

**HughMyron690** · 06-29-14 17:40

Originally Posted by StreetLegal [View Original Post]

Did a half hour appointment and have mixed feelings about her. Location, it will improve she says as right now its motel but a dump. Has massage table and massage is actually very good. More is on the table for up charge (HE. 20/ BJ. 40/ FS. 80) Her pics are real but she is thicker in person. Finish was topless but some rules on roaming I did not like. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...oo-32/15350147.

Thanks for the review. I'm guessing you just stuck with the massage? How did she look topless?

**Cris Wilson** · 06-29-14 17:12

Hey gents. Figured it was about time that I contribute. I have a few reviews to post, figured I would start with the most recent.

This past Friday I was supposed to meet a girl from BP near 15 mile / I75 but she suddenly vanished. I then remembered that the Russian Alana was nearby off of 14 mile and I had been drooling over her pics for a while. Got cash on me, might as well.

I text her to see if she was available that minute and still off 14 mile near the freeway. Yes and yes. I reply I'm on the way, she wants a call when I arrive at the hotel. Seconds later she calls me asking about where I am and how long the stay. Both things we had texted about. I hate that. So I go over it again, $ for hh.

I got there quickly as I was close, see her hanging out in her doorway. I call saying that its me that just arrived. She dips in, closes the door and says she'll call me back. All very strange. I think she's got 60 seconds and I'm out of there. About 45 seconds later (cause I'm counting) she calls and says to come on in.

I walk in, her ad pics are accurate. Very pretty girl in person, very sexy. I place the donation on dresser and walk around checking the bathroom just in case. She locks up the sliding door this place has, kills a few lights and begins stripping down. Looks great naked! She jumps on the bed and says to do the same. The small talk is very superficial, forced.

I lay on the bed next to her with a semi. She grabs a rubber and is trying to stroke me to 100%. I don't work that way, usually need a little more than that. Never-the-less she wrangles a rubber on me less than full staff and immediately starts with a CBJ. Not my fave, but pretty good. This lasts for a few minutes before she asks if I want to be on top or her I top. Naturally I chose her on top, she has some great tits. So she rides me for a few minutes then says its my turn. The CG was nothing to write home about, I enjoyed the view, but all was very mechanical.

We switch to mish, which is my personal fave. Knowing that I had paid for hh, I'm consciously keeping track of time and know I got a while still so I really take my time here. Sadly not getting a moan, a whimper, nothing. More mechanics. Not trying to sound like an ass, but I have been complemented quite a few times by these ladies for making them cum when they usually don't. Nothing going with Alana. So I think of hotter times and finish up in the hat.

She had baby wipes on the dresser for use, I use the sink instead for a quick working girl bath. In and out in 20 minutes.

Overall she is a sexy girl, but performance was subpar. Won't be repeating, at least I satisfied my curiosity. Disappointing. YMMV.

http://michigan.backpage.com/FemaleE...me-25/13806239

**StreetLegal** · 06-29-14 10:02

Did a half hour appointment and have mixed feelings about her. Location, it will improve she says as right now its motel but a dump. Has massage table and massage is actually very good. More is on the table for up charge (HE. 20/ BJ. 40/ FS. 80) Her pics are real but she is thicker in person. Finish was topless but some rules on roaming I did not like. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...oo-32/15350147.

**ChaserX** · 06-28-14 19:13

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ll-27/16300303

Venus guys. If you haven't seen her yet you are missing out. She is gorgeous, friendly, totally GFE, and super accommodating. Prices are more than fair and the experience will be great. I almost didn't want to share because I feel like I found the Jackpot. See her and you won't regret it. I don't want to go into too many details about my visit. But I will definitely repeat, often. She's my ATF girl now.

**I Toftt** · 06-28-14 17:04

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-7-27/15157698

No reviews that I can find on here, she has a ton of ads when I googled her number.

Saw her on craigslist as well, any reviews would be helpful. Thanks in advance.

**HobbyAddict** · 06-28-14 13:45

Not surprising, I have read mixed reviews on her on NR as well. Not the way a good. SP should act, and def not the way to earn repeat business. Appreciate the fully detailed report.

Be safe,

H. A.

Originally Posted by Katman698 [View Original Post]

Hello people. Been a lurking member for awhile but finally pulled the trigger last weekend and am finally able to post a report. So, saw Stacey Hummer Friday night. Having read several positive reviews on NR as well as some on here quite awhile ago, which I couldn't remember if they were good or not, I felt that she sounded like a reputable SP, who would be fun to see. I initially sent her a PM on NR midweek asking to set up a Friday night date. We exchanged a few emails on the site over the next few days. I then called her at 7:30 Friday to get address. She didn't answer but then texted me immediately asking if I knew about donation. I told her that I did and we then texted back and forth for a bit with general BS. Sent a pic of myself to her after she did the same. She said how grateful she was that I was a younger decent looking guy rather than old and obese. She then said she couldn't remember if I wanted an Hr or HH. Told her an Hr so that we wouldn't be rushing. She said that sounded good to her and asked if we could push it back an hour or so because she was just wrapping up dinner and wanted to eat then get ready. I said OK and about 9 pm she texted me her address and said she was ready. She asked me to pick up some non-lubricated condoms for her, which I did.

I got there about 9:30. She is located in a safe clean apt complex in a decent area of Warren, where you have to be buzzed in. Took her a minute to buzz me in and another minute to answer the door. She was in a wife beater and baggy sweat shorts. Not exactly what I was hoping for but she told me when I called her as I pulled in that she was wearing this. I assumed it would be coming off anyway. So, she hugged me and did LEO check by asking me to undress. I handed her the bag with the condoms and the donation was in an envelope, which she pulled out and counted once our introductions were complete. We walked into her living room where she said she was going to have me lie down and give me a massage to break the ice. I had a jay with me so, we first went out on her balcony and smoked it. After a half hour of BSing and her getting herself ready, we walked back in and she said we needed to hurry because I only had 15-20 min left. I corrected her and said No, I have 30 minutes left. She took another look at the clock and begrudgingly agreed. She climbed on my back and started a very subpar massage with no oil or lotions, which I am actually kind of sore from 5 days later. After about 10 min she got off and said roll over. So, I sat up and she had me lean back and she then used her hand to get me up to full mast. Then she placed the condom on and started a pretty good CBJ. I said "Aren't you going to take off your clothes?" She said, yeah, in a minute. Well, that never happened. I never even saw a boob. I mentioned a couple times that I would get off faster if I could see her nude but she ignored me.

After about 10-12 minutes she stops and says I need to pop off real quick because she can't keep going. I was surprised and said OK, well, lets fuck then. NOPE! She wouldn't do FS, wouldn't do BBBJ, wouldn't let me cum on her tits, and wouldn't let me touch her at all. I placed my hands lightly on her shoulders at one point and she grunted disapprovingly and kind of pulled away. Well, I wasn't going to argue while my dick is in her mouth. LOL. Anyway, I finished, got my stuff and left. If she doesn't do FS during an Hr apt for $$ then she should damn well make that abundantly clear in her ads and profile. If I'd known this was what was up, I probably wouldn't have seen her at all, or at least would have only done a short stay or HH at most. In my opinion, it was in no way worth the money. Especially when I've had FS with a hot stripper that was 10 x better looking with a friendlier attitude for only $ plus a few drinks. I just thought this would be nicer, quieter, less cigarette smoke, and cheaper overall because I tend to blow lots of cash on drinks and shots with the dancers and waitresses in the clubs. It was cheaper overall but not worth it. Don't get me wrong. She didn't have an attitude and was decent to hang with for a bit. Maybe she was having a bad day. She did seem kinda slow moving / tired and I did notice that she had a belly on her. Maybe she was on her period and bloated and didn't want to get nude because of it. Who knows. YMMV. I'm sorry to say that I def won't be repeating with her. I hope this was a decent report for my first. LOL. Take care everyone.

**HobbyAddict** · 06-28-14 13:31

Thanks for the report, I have almost pulled the trigger on this one more times than I can count. This is disappointing news for sure. I guess the only possibility is YMMV. Would definitely want more than a few squeezes on those fun bags myself. .

Play safe guys.

H. A.

Originally Posted by ILuvBoobz [View Original Post]

Long time lurker, first time posting. Recently saw this girl and I had to report. Did my research and couldn't find any reviews. I was intrigued by the huge fun bags in the pics. After the donation was passed over, the rules come rushing out. Only does massages, but claims she has killer BJ skills. Claims the red tide is approaching, but insist she doesn't do FS anyways. Beyond a couple feels and squeezes, she won't let you play with the bags either which were big but saggy. At this point I'm like screw it, skip the massage and lets get to the BJ which was covered. Took only her top off, pants stayed on to hied her big belly. She went for a bit and then said her jaw was sore. She threw in a couple of lame Papi and urged me to finish. Ended up getting a lame suction that finished with a HJ that I had to do halfway myself. Don't let the huge tits fool ya guys.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ay-35/16215446

**Irish75** · 06-27-14 20:56

Originally Posted by DarbyDarby2222 [View Original Post]

She said she'd meet me, and here I'm sitting like an idiot, she is 30 min late and isn't picking up her calls.

Did she ever show? She hasn't been responding to my emails in the last couple of days.

**JustLookingthx** · 06-27-14 11:49

Visited Kay today which I've been trying to do for a few weeks now, felt like forever since I saw her for the first time and I had to come back and share the great report!

This chick's ass is to die for. No joke. I did a SS but will be repeating for longer next time to sample the rest of the menu. Kay is great at being a provider and she understands how to treat her clients. The fact that she's nice and welcoming makes everything much more comfortable and relaxing for me. But if you go and see her off of my recommendation, PLEASE treat her right! I told her I would write a review so I know she's cool with it but still, lets give her a warm welcome people.

IMO, by no means is Kay a BBW. But again, let me stress on how nice her ass and legs are! Thick is just how I like them, so if you're like me DO NOT miss out on her. She invited me to lotion up her huge sexy ass while she was topping me off. I could tell that she was responsive to my massage as the top only got better and better from there! Her hand and mouth technique is some of the best I've experienced on BP. If her ad goes down just do a search for 'Kay' on BP you'll get her latest offering, she's usually pretty good at keeping an ad circulating. Her incall was about average for Warren, I know she usually stays in Detroit but I don't really go down that way too much. So if you see her please let her know that I recommended her on here and enjoy!

Play nice and stay safe. Happy 4th!

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ft-23/14091236