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[JmSuttr]

Veronica http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...oo-24/14943507.

Apparently can't make up her mind if she wants to be Yaris Sanchez www.pinterest.com/thefwatzine/yaris-sanchez/.

Or Ayisha Diaz hiphopnewspost.com/model-ayisha-diaz/.

Either way it's a blatant ripoff x2.

Her ad says "honest pictures" and "honest service " yeah, right.

[Bunker Buster]

Now that I am retired and my responsibilities have left town I have more opportunities but less money to monger.

I think women with tattoos look cheap and slutty. So I immediately called this one http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...image=14336422.

I called around 8:30 I said I wanted to wish her good bye, she asked how long and I replied 9:00 for a hh she said it was $. I said OK. She told me she was staying near a pancake house in Landmark and asked if I was uncle LEO. I replied no and she told me to call when I get to the hotel parking lot.

I get there at 8:50 and see an AA woman chowing down in the restaurant that could be a colleague. I call and she asks me to wait a couple of minutes so she can freshen up. I reply OK and again she asks if I an affiliated with law enforcement and I tell her no.

After about five minutes my phone rings I answer and she sound a little agitated and say she has been calling and calling and why wasnt I answering. I said I was just standing in the lobby and maybe it was a deadzone. Again she asks if I'm a cop, again I say no. Then she says I need you to go across the street to the gas station to get some protection. At this point I said to her forget it and we are done, good bye.

I went home took a nap and wrote this report. In hindsight a benjamin would have been too much so I'm glad it didn't happen.

Look for her cameo appearance with her pimp and his stable in this video of a pregnant hooker fight in an Oakland parking lot.

BTW, I recommend being very cautious about going near that pancake house in Landmark. It's where the trash tends to congregate, and Uncle is always watching.

[Fun Sex]

First of all, May is not the girl in the pictures, but BETTER looking. She is not Asian, she is African American. He is taller and hotter. She is in her mid-20's. She has too many tattoos on her body. I am glad that I called her. Her service is ok, but with that hot body, I will see her again when she comes back next time. I think she is still in Herndon. Go see her.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...es-18/14731997

Phone: 701-770-4185.

[Fun Sex]

I have seen a few reviews and decided to call Diana. She is at a condo in Herndon. The place is clean and safe. Quick visit for. 8. She is fun to talk to and a very nice girl, but she has an average look. Her ad says that she is in early 30's, but I think she is in her mid-40's, so a little bit older than I expected. Senior members, PM me for details.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ina-32/3883855

Phone: 240-421-8037.

[Aragorn]

Now that I am retired and my responsibilities have left town I have more opportunities but less money to monger.

I think women with tattoos look cheap and slutty. So I immediately called this one http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...image=14336422.

I called around 8:30 I said I wanted to wish her good bye, she asked how long and I replied 9:00 for a hh she said it was $. I said OK. She told me she was staying near a pancake house in Landmark and asked if I was uncle LEO. I replied no and she told me to call when I get to the hotel parking lot.

I get there at 8:50 and see an AA woman chowing down in the restaurant that could be a colleague. I call and she asks me to wait a couple of minutes so she can freshen up. I reply OK and again she asks if I an affiliated with law enforcement and I tell her no.

After about five minutes my phone rings I answer and she sound a little agitated and say she has been calling and calling and why wasnt I answering. I said I was just standing in the lobby and maybe it was a deadzone. Again she asks if I'm a cop, again I say no. Then she says I need you to go across the street to the gas station to get some protection. At this point I said to her forget it and we are done, good bye.

I went home took a nap and wrote this report. In hindsight a benjamin would have been too much so I'm glad it didn't happen.

[BigGuyXXL]

Was in the mood for some 'fast food' to cure a hunger and gave Nicole a call. She wanders around NoVA and this day was in Herndon at a reasonable national hotel chain.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ug-21/14936302

Her pics were 100% accurate and are of her. I am into small BBW frame with big tatas and she fit that to a tee (as her ad and pictures show). She runs specials and I was able to get a half for. 8 .

The room was clean (she may have just gotten there and no hint of smoke though prior reviews say she smokes in the room). Standard CBJ followed by K9 and a CG finish. She rode with gusto and until the end.

Left happy and got exactly what I expected. She was very friendly and was easy to chat with. Of course, YMMV.

[Stashio]

Went and saw Sara today. Beware, pics are not her, sloppy overweight and young. Charged. 5 for short stayM walked in and she said get comfy. Almost walked when she took off her clothes. Straight to CBJ then to miss position, had to tell her what that was! I am thinking that this chick is new to this. Pussy is pierced, it was wet and in I went till I completed my mission. I won't repeat.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ls-23/14764675

Stay safe.

[Kijimuna]

Gentlemen,

Reading posts from other areas makes me want to yank my hair out. We are the biggest overpayers in the country. To add insult to Injury.

Sometimes the providers are rude and rushy (if that's a word). We need to haggle and get word out there that were not paying premium rates for lackluster service or even good service enough is enough.

Save your money and go to Thailand.

[JimmyTheSailor]

I completely agree and here's an analogy to consider. Think about how the world of providers is like the world of restaurants.

Sometimes a customer is in the mood for a specific type of food (Asian? Italian? Soul?) and sometimes he craves a nice juicy steak from a good restaurant. Of course, for everyday urges, maybe all he wants is a quick burger from a fast food joint.

But for each category, regular restaurant patrons usually figure out the normal price range and stop patronizing overpriced places when they don't offer anything special. After all, why would you pay twice as much for a steak at one place when you can get the same meal somewhere else for half the $? Even more important, why would you go to a fancy restaurant and pay steak prices when all they give you is hamburger?

But the same hobbyist who would never think of doing any of the above at a restaurant will absolutely throw out their good sense when it comes to providers. If steak = GFE, how many reviews have you read where the client paid 300/400/500+ per hr when the same level of service is available for less (and sometimes much less). And if hamburger = non GFE, how many times have you seen someone pay 200+ per hr for basic service?

Sure, if restaurant ambiance = provider appearance, that counts for quite a bit. I'm happy to pay more for a steak at a beautiful restaurant than a regular one but I'm not willing to pay steak prices for hamburger no matter how nice the place is. And if I found myself in that situation and I couldn't cancel the visit, I would absolutely never repeat and I would let everyone know about that overpriced joint.

I don't know if the DC Metro area has a problem with hobbyists who have more $ than sense, or whether the problem is newbies who are just glad to get pussy at any price, but it's been said on this board before that many providers charge much more in this area than they do when they travel to other parts of the US.

But the bottom line is that, with very few exceptions, pussy is a commodity. Providers certainly see clients that way. If you have an ATF and you think you're her favorite regular, try reducing the fee you pay and see how that works out. That's why experienced seniors always have a a backup (or 2, 3 or more) when they make an appt. If your first choice isn't available you move on to the next. Oh, and for every "one in a million" provider out there (and I'll concede there may be a few) I can find you a dozen others who provide the same service or pretty damn close for significantly less.

The problem with providers (like with chefs) is that they all think they're special and try to charge according to that mindset. It's the job of the client to vote with their feet and bring a dose of reality to the marketplace. I don't expect non-forum members to think this way but it's sad and frustrating to see the number of forum members who give their wallet to the little head to do the thinking and the spending.

Time to start sharing more info and doing more homework and making a better effort to hold the line on overpriced services. You don't even have to haggle to have an effect. A simple "sorry, but I was looking for something less expensive" will do. If some providers start getting those kinds of messages they may lower their prices, start running specials or at least think twice before raising prices. Of course many will never change but that doesn't mean we have to be part of the problem by continuing to overpay.

So get out there, use the big head and be part of the solution!

Your analogies are spot on. I, unfortunately, feel kind of trapped at times. Every good-looking provider who gives decent service in this town charges a premium, and I'm often (if only subconsciously) made aware of the fact that so many have NBA policies because black guys are known to haggle. I like to think I'm taking one for the cause, but in reality I'm just keeping prices inflated. And I should absolutely know fucking better. You've probably seen some of my 15 or so earlier posts, and I've mongered in quite a few places over the past decade, and have never seen so little offered for so much money.

I didn't know that CBJ was standard until I got back to DC (it wasn't when I lived here in 2003-2004).

[JimmyTheSailor]

Went to see this girl http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...me-22/14868238 786-505-5632 white girl pics, black spinner opens the door. I pass based on bait and switch. Believe a female arranger is setting up appts for several girls.

Apparently I'm a bit of a sucker by this board's standards, but even I gave that one a solid "no fucking way". I can only assume that you hoped that someone who posted 9. 5 pics was at least a 7 (LOL, I've done it too.).

[JmSuttr]

Gentlemen,

Reading posts from other areas makes me want to yank my hair out. We are the biggest overpayers in the country. To add insult to Injury.

Sometimes the providers are rude and rushy (if that's a word). We need to haggle and get word out there that were not paying premium rates for lackluster service or even good service enough is enough.

I completely agree and here's an analogy to consider. Think about how the world of providers is like the world of restaurants.

Sometimes a customer is in the mood for a specific type of food (Asian? Italian? Soul?) and sometimes he craves a nice juicy steak from a good restaurant. Of course, for everyday urges, maybe all he wants is a quick burger from a fast food joint.

But for each category, regular restaurant patrons usually figure out the normal price range and stop patronizing overpriced places when they don't offer anything special. After all, why would you pay twice as much for a steak at one place when you can get the same meal somewhere else for half the $? Even more important, why would you go to a fancy restaurant and pay steak prices when all they give you is hamburger?

But the same hobbyist who would never think of doing any of the above at a restaurant will absolutely throw out their good sense when it comes to providers. If steak = GFE, how many reviews have you read where the client paid 300/400/500+ per hr when the same level of service is available for less (and sometimes much less). And if hamburger = non GFE, how many times have you seen someone pay 200+ per hr for basic service?

Sure, if restaurant ambiance = provider appearance, that counts for quite a bit. I'm happy to pay more for a steak at a beautiful restaurant than a regular one but I'm not willing to pay steak prices for hamburger no matter how nice the place is. And if I found myself in that situation and I couldn't cancel the visit, I would absolutely never repeat and I would let everyone know about that overpriced joint.

I don't know if the DC Metro area has a problem with hobbyists who have more $ than sense, or whether the problem is newbies who are just glad to get pussy at any price, but it's been said on this board before that many providers charge much more in this area than they do when they travel to other parts of the US.

But the bottom line is that, with very few exceptions, pussy is a commodity. Providers certainly see clients that way. If you have an ATF and you think you're her favorite regular, try reducing the fee you pay and see how that works out. That's why experienced seniors always have a a backup (or 2, 3 or more) when they make an appt. If your first choice isn't available you move on to the next. Oh, and for every "one in a million" provider out there (and I'll concede there may be a few) I can find you a dozen others who provide the same service or pretty damn close for significantly less.

The problem with providers (like with chefs) is that they all think they're special and try to charge according to that mindset. It's the job of the client to vote with their feet and bring a dose of reality to the marketplace. I don't expect non-forum members to think this way but it's sad and frustrating to see the number of forum members who give their wallet to the little head to do the thinking and the spending.

Time to start sharing more info and doing more homework and making a better effort to hold the line on overpriced services. You don't even have to haggle to have an effect. A simple "sorry, but I was looking for something less expensive" will do. If some providers start getting those kinds of messages they may lower their prices, start running specials or at least think twice before raising prices. Of course many will never change but that doesn't mean we have to be part of the problem by continuing to overpay.

So get out there, use the big head and be part of the solution!

[Lohkey]

Gentlemen,

Reading posts from other areas makes me want to yank my hair out. We are the biggest overpayers in the country. To add insult to Injury.

Sometimes the providers are rude and rushy (if that's a word). We need to haggle and get word out there that were not paying premium rates for lackluster service or even good service enough is enough.

[Member #4911]

Went to see this girl http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...me-22/14868238 786-505-5632 white girl pics, black spinner opens the door. I pass based on bait and switch. Believe a female arranger is setting up appts for several girls.

I noticed the super hot photos too. I didn't call as google image search told me to avoid. You would think they would at least post photos of the same race. Haha good move on your part, thanks for the report cowboy SS.

[JmSuttr]

Well, I went ahead a tried it, and this was a fair description of my experience. No shower, no nuru, but I did get french.

Is to assume, unless there's clear and convincing evidence (reviews, reports, etc.) to the contrary, that 99.9% of the time both the pics and the claims will be false. The Asian apt places mostly follow the same general format. You're not going to get the girl in the pics, or even in the videos that some ads are now using. You're going to get whomever is working that day. That's not to say you may not stumble on a gem, but it's a crapshoot so you should always book for the shortest time and be ready to walk if you don't like what you see. If you start to walk, they will almost always drop the price to get you to stay. At that point it's your call but it's worth remembering that sometimes a more mature or less attractive provider can still provide good service. But that's a call you can only make when you see your options. On that note, if there's more than one girl working, you can always ask to see who else is there. They will probably let you see the other girl (s) if not busy because they want your $.

And it's a 99.9% likelihood that the girl won't be from Singapore or Japan or Malaysia or any exotic-sounding location. That was just a ploy to get you to show up and she will usually be Chinese. And put any thoughts of getting a true nuru experience out of your mind 'cause it ain't going to happen. If you're lucky you'll get a few minutes of average massage, maybe with oil, before the girl asks you to turn over and moves on to CBJ or BBBJ (YMMV) and FS. I've been lucky a few times and had some near GFE sessions but, like I said above, it's always a crapshoot.

If you luck out and get a gem, you can always ask to upgrade to an hr. I've never had a problem doing that. The other thing you can do if you and the provider "click" is to ask for her digits so you can find out directly from her when and where she's working. The girls usually rotate around the area and also in and out of the area so it's very likely she will only be in that particular apt for 1-2 weeks.

Happy hunting and stay safe!

[SlamDc19]

I also found the ad, curious, how did it go? Would you recommend?

Gentlemen, I will be returning to my former area this weekend and it appears the AMP scene has crashed. I'm e-mailed the lady in the ad below and she responded with a thorough menu. I'm interested if anyone has seen her and how it went. Image search seems legit, even links to her old cam site. E-mail reply appears to give her real name (Danielle F.). Couldn't find a review here or on the other sites. If no one bites I will likely TOFTT. Any recos on the best AMP left in the 95/395 corridor are also appreciated. Thanks. -Mo.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/bb...es-23/14768498

BBW offering Sensual Relaxing Massages.

Hello.

I am offering a bunch of diffrent massage packages for the month of June.

Please email me and let me know what type of massage you are looking for.

I have a open mind- PLEASE BE YOUNGER THEN 50 YEARS WHEN INQUIRING.

I am a pluse size bbw, with 2 years experience giving massages.

Reasonable prices, and your welcome to build your own package.

Email massageandmore2009 at gmail.

Poster's age: 23.

Location: Northern Virginia, Alexandria VA (Mount Veron Area).

Post I'd: 14768498 nova.