Thread: Utr

**Dtfbigd** · 08-01-14 16:22

Originally Posted by Camera3 [View Original Post]

The guy wrote to me asking for some intel. I wrote a very well written reply, in my humble opinion, and sent it, only to find out his mailbox is full. So, I searched out his posts and found the one where he is telling another guy his mailbox is full. I couldn't resist. Oh, you said that, didn't you? Of course, the fabulous discourse I wrote is lost forever. No worry, I will write again, once I know he clears some space.

Your quick hit was really hilarious. Nicely done.

C3.

LOL that was too funny man!

**WilliamMstrs** · 08-01-14 16:14

Originally Posted by Ufo407 [View Original Post]

Trying some new stuff. Called up VIP sarah off of Eros. Great lady to speak with. Pleasant voice and attitude to start off. Conversation went something like this:

(U) "How are you doing, I saw your ad, are you available tonight?" (VIPsarah): "I'm doing good, yes I am available tonight" (U) Oh, that's good. I noticed there is no donation amount in your ad" (VIPSarah) "Well, my donation is $$$$ an hour".

Now, I knew where I was looking and kindof expected it to be high. I have no problem with what anyone desires to have donated as that is their business, but this is how the conversation ended.

(U) "That is a little out of my range, how about $$. 5?" (VIPSarah) "I get that a lot, there must be a lot of poor people in Orlando" as she hangs up.

Perhaps a "NO $$. 5 SPECIALS" posting in her ad should help alleviate her the hassle of answering the phone from all of us poor people.

I understand anyone can charge as much as they want for just about anything, it is a free country. But wow $$ that better be lined with platinum, squirt champagne, and come with a gift certificate for Givency or the Apple store. Facetious comment aside, only in the Hollywood area (the California one not the Miami suburb) you see such prices as well as under true and tested big time pornstars. Wouldn't mind paying that amount for Nikki Dial.

It looks like we poor men of Orlando will be looking somewhere else.

**Petroff** · 08-01-14 15:27

I think you dodged a bullet. Check this review from 2010. Back then she had the $$. 5 special, upsell special.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?p=1054882989

Originally Posted by Ufo407 [View Original Post]

Trying some new stuff. Called up VIP sarah off of Eros. Great lady to speak with. Pleasant voice and attitude to start off. Conversation went something like this:

(U) "How are you doing, I saw your ad, are you available tonight?" (VIPsarah): "I'm doing good, yes I am available tonight" (U) Oh, that's good. I noticed there is no donation amount in your ad" (VIPSarah) "Well, my donation is $$$$ an hour".

Now, I knew where I was looking and kindof expected it to be high. I have no problem with what anyone desires to have donated as that is their business, but this is how the conversation ended.

(U) "That is a little out of my range, how about $$. 5?" (VIPSarah) "I get that a lot, there must be a lot of poor people in Orlando" as she hangs up.

Perhaps a "NO $$. 5 SPECIALS" posting in her ad should help alleviate her the hassle of answering the phone from all of us poor people.

**Ufo407** · 08-01-14 13:37

Trying some new stuff. Called up VIP sarah off of Eros. Great lady to speak with. Pleasant voice and attitude to start off. Conversation went something like this:

(U) "How are you doing, I saw your ad, are you available tonight?" (VIPsarah): "I'm doing good, yes I am available tonight" (U) Oh, that's good. I noticed there is no donation amount in your ad" (VIPSarah) "Well, my donation is $$$$ an hour".

Now, I knew where I was looking and kindof expected it to be high. I have no problem with what anyone desires to have donated as that is their business, but this is how the conversation ended.

(U) "That is a little out of my range, how about $$. 5?" (VIPSarah) "I get that a lot, there must be a lot of poor people in Orlando" as she hangs up.

Perhaps a "NO $$. 5 SPECIALS" posting in her ad should help alleviate her the hassle of answering the phone from all of us poor people.

**Camera3** · 06-30-14 19:40

The guy wrote to me asking for some intel. I wrote a very well written reply, in my humble opinion, and sent it, only to find out his mailbox is full. So, I searched out his posts and found the one where he is telling another guy his mailbox is full. I couldn't resist. Oh, you said that, didn't you? Of course, the fabulous discourse I wrote is lost forever. No worry, I will write again, once I know he clears some space.

Your quick hit was really hilarious. Nicely done.

C3.

Originally Posted by Sillyolman [View Original Post]

Just couldn't resist, LOL.

**Sillyolman** · 06-30-14 19:33

Originally Posted by Camera3 [View Original Post]

Hey, SOM,

You made my day.

C3.

Just couldn't resist, LOL.

**Camera3** · 06-30-14 19:17

Hey, SOM,

You made my day.

C3.

Originally Posted by Sillyolman [View Original Post]

Your mail box is full. Opps, sorry, thought this was a game.

**Sillyolman** · 06-30-14 19:12

Originally Posted by Camera3 [View Original Post]

Hey, Nexis, your mailbox is full.

C3.

Your mail box is full. Opps, sorry, thought this was a game.

**Camera3** · 06-30-14 17:24

Hey, Nexis, your mailbox is full.

C3.

Originally Posted by Nexis [View Original Post]

Hey Rocco your inbox is full.

**Fisherman0317** · 06-24-14 19:18

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

Ummm, does this come with a pair of "silver bracelets", Grady??

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...un-99/10685879

Age is 99. Hmmmmm!

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 06-24-14 19:13

Ummm, does this come with a pair of "silver bracelets", Grady??

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...un-99/10685879

**FrankCuba** · 06-21-14 23:22

I once had a girl 5' 11.5", 119 lbs who said to me during our first fuck " I have a surprise. I can go from cg to rcg back to cg without pulling out or kicking you in the face!" I could only respond "where have you been all my life? That was beautiful Krystal almost 3 years ago. Despite her height, I think she was the definition of spinner. BTW anyone heard anything of her? She was sweetest most beautiful provider I've ever met.

Originally Posted by Rowdyreptile [View Original Post]

I'll stay on topic.

A spinner is 5'-3" 115 max or smaller, petite, tight body who can spin around on your dick from front to back or visa versa with your dick still inside her whilst on top in cowgirl position.

**Appraiser32** · 06-21-14 20:18

Originally Posted by Montana77 [View Original Post]

This girl gets arrested all the time; all up and down the east coast. She's apparently not too careful.

You think after a while she would catch on, maybe it's time too hang um up.

**Member #4565** · 06-21-14 14:44

This girl gets arrested all the time; all up and down the east coast. She's apparently not too careful.

Originally Posted by Fisherman0317 [View Original Post]

Always wanted to see her. Can't understand why she keeps getting caught.

**Fisherman0317** · 06-21-14 13:01

Originally Posted by NedleyMandingo [View Original Post]

I see one of our favs got caught again, she was still in town after getting caught in April under her Alias name and pics. You would know her by the name that sounds like Ember Kiss!

Always wanted to see her. Can't understand why she keeps getting caught.