Massage Parlor Reports

[OrlandoJ]

That really sucks. But, this is what this fabulous Board is all about. Indeed, I saw her ad, as I am sure others have and was giving her some consideration, but, now that you TOFTT, I will remove her from the "Jag Seed" recipient pool. Lolol.

I am sure you saved dozens of men from a bad experience.

Again, great report OrlandoJ, notwithstanding the shitty results. Most appreciated, my good man!

Oh, and a provider VM that has a male voice saying it's "Oscar" (from the "Odd Couple", circa 1970)?? Ummm, not so good! LOL.

JaguarXF.

Thanks for the props Jag, this one really had potential. Smoking hot for a MILF with great bolt-on's. I mentioned at the end if you take care of me I'll be back once a week. Even then as I started to get hard she left the room after 45 into the hour. Her and her pimp made $. 40 but lost out on thousands over a simple 2 minute handjob. I would have repeated and given a positive review on this board that would have sent you mongers swarming.

That is the power of this forum. We can make or break providers pocketbooks. I hope to make as many as I can profitable and report the one that don't deserve our time.

[OrlandoJ]

I am going back a LONG time but I believe the IHOP name came from the fact that it was either built on the site of an old pancake house or next to it.

The Pancake house's name was Uncle John's, if I remember correctly.

Ukie.

Ukie, the acronym can from the tits on the ladies that used to work there, all in there late 30-40's and there tits looked like pancakes, flat and saggy. IHOP. No offense to those ladies or the ones working there now, I will frequent Heidi every month or so and well as Lucia that went off on her own. The nice thing is there is always a rotation of talent. If I am off base anyone please feel free to correct me.

[Ukieman]

Went to IHOP and saw Heidi and agree with all of the recommendations here. She gives an excellent massage and is great at taking directions and will focus on your needed areas. I left happy and would definitely recommend her to those who are also looking for a legit, non AMP massage.

I still don't get the acronym.

I am going back a LONG time but I believe the IHOP name came from the fact that it was either built on the site of an old pancake house or next to it.

The Pancake house's name was Uncle John's, if I remember correctly.

Ukie.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Guys,

I took one for the team because I felt like this was a solid opportunity here in Longwood. It started is having to email thru BP and when she finally called everything seemed solid. Got to her very upscale incall condo in Sabel Point and had a nice body rub. She never came near the sensitive areas and said next time you can get more. Yea, right not going to be a next time for $. 40. Waste of my time and $. She seems to being managed and the phone when it goes to vm says Oscar. Save your money and stay away and watch for this number if it turns up on other ads (although the phone is probably a burner). This guy is running a scam.

Just for the sake of the provider, she is mid-40 but smoking hot with a great body and nice bolt-ons. She let me play a little but then shut it down.

407.692. 4436.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ub-39/10674007

That really sucks. But, this is what this fabulous Board is all about. Indeed, I saw her ad, as I am sure others have and was giving her some consideration, but, now that you TOFTT, I will remove her from the "Jag Seed" recipient pool. Lolol.

I am sure you saved dozens of men from a bad experience.

Again, great report OrlandoJ, notwithstanding the shitty results. Most appreciated, my good man!

Oh, and a provider VM that has a male voice saying it's "Oscar" (from the "Odd Couple", circa 1970)?? Ummm, not so good! LOL.

JaguarXF.

[OrlandoJ]

Guys,

I took one for the team because I felt like this was a solid opportunity here in Longwood. It started is having to email thru BP and when she finally called everything seemed solid. Got to her very upscale incall condo in Sabel Point and had a nice body rub. She never came near the sensitive areas and said next time you can get more. Yea, right not going to be a next time for $. 40. Waste of my time and $. She seems to being managed and the phone when it goes to vm says Oscar. Save your money and stay away and watch for this number if it turns up on other ads (although the phone is probably a burner). This guy is running a scam.

Just for the sake of the provider, she is mid-40 but smoking hot with a great body and nice bolt-ons. She let me play a little but then shut it down.

407.692. 4436.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ub-39/10674007

[Enepero]

Jag you know that even tho I barely post any reviews we always on touch with PM's and you know when I post a review is 100% Legit because I've prove it, of course all the details you guys are asking for it takes time, time that I don't have, I know my reviews aren't not even 30% close to the reviews from JAG AKA THE GOAT. (GREATEST OF ALL TIME).

But like I said just because I've post only 10-9 reviews, doesn't mean I am new visiting places.

Be safe!

You are correct, my good man, but, I receive hundreds of PM's from guys with "zero" or low post totals seeking data, yet, offer nothing in return. Board cred is earned, as you know, by posting "quality" reviews over a period of time, thereby earning the "trust" of the Board. To constantly PM a SM asking for Intel on girls when the guy only has a few "basic" reviews, is somewhat disconcerting and disparate (that is not a typo, the word is "disparate", lolol).

You must know that I have received over 5,000 PM's requesting provider data over the past 10 months. Everyone knows that I do my "Jag Best" to respond to each and every one of them. I have no problem sharing data with the Board, and I do gladly and willingly. That includes newbies, as well.

Again, thank you BG111. I certainly value your feedback and I will take it under "advisement".

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Jag if you look at the link this guy Enepero has in his post it says out call only and the name is Sasha and Amber not Michelle. Now granted Michelle and the girls in the link he posted both use the same fake pic, I'm not sure who this guy is speaking of. Michelle does not do outcalls as far as I know and she doesn't racially discriminate like this post states.

I respect your input Jag but I think you went a little too far in the open forum about Michelle, especially to this guy who hasn't proven himself to the board. Yes he needs coaching on how to give details about his experiences if they are valid, we as Seniors need to know this guy is worthy of our wealth of knowledge in which we earned by getting out there spending money from our monger fund and posting about it. I am not pouncing on you brother just be careful who you let know private things about especially in an open forum.

Just my. 02.

Stay safe,

BG111.

You are correct, my good man, I hear you. I receive hundreds of PM's from guys with "zero" or low post totals seeking data, yet, offer nothing in return. Then, the go out and see these gals without offering anything in "return" and PM me asking for more provider Intel. Am I "Santa Jag-Claus" handing out "provider presents"? lolol. Though, some of the newbies are cool and post a "shout out" when they see a provider based upon my Intel and I truly appreciate it. You guys know that I do.

"Board Cred" is a "privilege", not a "right". You earn it, as you know, by posting "quality" reviews over a period of time, thereby earning the "trust" of the Board. To constantly PM a SM asking for Intel on girls when the guy only has a few "basic" reviews, is somewhat disconcerting and disparate (that is not a typo, the word is "disparate", lolol). Newbies need to go out and gather Intel on their own, as you say, BG, spend good Jag Coin and see gals based upon their RTTF and by responding to provider ads on BP, CL, etc.

I have received over 5,000 PM's requesting provider data over the past 10 months. Everyone knows that I do my "Jag Best" to respond to each and every one of them. I have no problem sharing data with the Board, and I do so gladly and willingly. That includes newbies, as well.

And as we ALL know: ya gotta "give a little to get a little". lol

Again, thank you BG111. I certainly value your feedback and I will take it under "advisement". lol

JaguarXF.

[Member #4642]

I probably went two weeks ago?

Read the reviews on here on the place and people say it's bad but the four times I've been there is was okay. Massages weren't the greatest but it was where I got my first HE ever LOL about three or four months ago. The lady who actually got caught and was on the news actually did that, but she's gone LOL.

So I go in and a Asian lady in her 30's? Nice chest, doesn't speak to much english? (Not sure if its the lazy chubby one I saw someone post about, I don't think it is) walks me in I think. 8 for an hour. It starts off as a great massage but toward the end she's like fuck it. I don't understand why they even keep "massaging" (they just touch you) they might as well flip you. I told her I had been here before so she doesn't ask me she just starts and does it well. Again I don't think this is the lazy one because whenever I go to AMPs they help me out for like 15-20 minutes although near the end she did ask for some help. I don't ever try to roam to much other than touching their bottom. And she let me touch her chest. She cleans you up and I left. 4 tip. I always repeat at New Moon the women look decent nothing like Seiwa Day Spa LOL. Those are the nearest ones in Clermont.

[Ukieman]

Is this the Whitney you are referring to the board? If so, a matter of taste on this one.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ub-45/10524762

I have to say, I agree with BOTH Envelope57 And TheeeGentleman.

Everything that Envelope57 said is correct and for the far west side she is a choice and does deliver.

However, I tend to agree with TheeGentleman that she is a matter of taste. And while the price was right and the location was good, I will probably NOT repeat.

Ukieman out.

[Ukieman]

I've been here a couple times in the past few weeks.

I have to say the dreams were much better than the one I reported on a couple of years ago.

The first time I saw Lucy. Lucy was a spinner with the smallest bolt on I have ever seen.

She did leave the room several times which was annoying and made it difficult to enter a dream state.

I did finally fall asleep and dreamt that that a full menu was offered, though it was pricey.

Without going into detail, it was an OK time but not worth the coin IMHO although YMMV.

The next time Lucy was gone and I saw Michelle.

Michelle is not a spinner by any stretch. But attitude was good.

Once I fell asleep, I dreamed that the same full menu was offered for the same high prices.

Once again, I will not go into detail but I will say that during my dreams, both time I dreamt that my therapist was 100% naked which at least for me at an AMP was a first. With the exception of the old Ocean.

Bottom line, for the service and price, I would repeat, but only as a backup plan not a destination.

Happy Hunting,

Ukieman out.

[Paddy1969]

I took another trip to Heidi. Again awesome, this lady just does it for me. Great massage and today she took me to Russia. I'm still quivering. Must have been time of the month as panties stayed on. Heidi is my blue pill.

[BuffGuy111]

Hey my man! You say "I asked to fuck her and I did it". What does that mean? You did what? Did you fuck her? How? CG, RCG, K-9? LOLOL. A few details would be helpful, brother. Just a few key details with some "juice", ok? Please? No, you don't have to write a fucking novel like, ahem, The Jag, but seriously brother there is nothing here. Nothing. Not being disrespectful, my good brother, but, I am just trying to get you to be more forthcoming with data that the Board can use. I hope you understand. It seemed like it was your first time with Michelle. Michelle is "exceedingly" cautious with first timers. EXCEEDINGLY CAUTIOUS. You can trust me on that brother.

Come on, Enepero, step up your "game". You have what? 9 reviews? Your reviews are mainly "devoid" of real Intel. You reviewed Honey at MBS twice, once a few months ago and once again about a month ago. In your second review of her, you stated that her menu was "crazy off the charts", with absolutely nothing to back it up. Nothing. I PM'd you several times about Honey and you gave me nothing in return. Nothing. No details, no nothing. That's fucked up brother. You are supposed to help out your brothers when they seek Intel from you. Especially when I referred you to MANY providers that you asked me about. I gave you everything you asked me for, because I am not selfish with my Intel and I am always willing to help a brother, just like I helped you so many times over the past five months or more.

Brother Enepero, fucking please, just add some more "juice" to your reviews, ok? Help out the Board with your reviews so we can make an informed decision as to whether or not we want to see that provider.

Thank you, good sir!

By the way, I have been fucking Brazil Michelle for well over a year. She does it all brother. A total GFE PSE experience. PM me for BBBJCIMWOS, BBFS, DATY and anything else you need from me regarding sexy Brazil Michelle.

JaguarXF.

Jag if you look at the link this guy Enepero has in his post it says out call only and the name is Sasha and Amber not Michelle. Now granted Michelle and the girls in the link he posted both use the same fake pic, I'm not sure who this guy is speaking of. Michelle does not do outcalls as far as I know and she doesn't racially discriminate like this post states.

I respect your input Jag but I think you went a little too far in the open forum about Michelle, especially to this guy who hasn't proven himself to the board. Yes he needs coaching on how to give details about his experiences if they are valid, we as Seniors need to know this guy is worthy of our wealth of knowledge in which we earned by getting out there spending money from our monger fund and posting about it. I am not pouncing on you brother just be careful who you let know private things about especially in an open forum.

Just my. 02.

Stay safe,

BG111.

[Pibu398]

Ok I am doing my first report and I tend to stick to clubs myself. I was in Orlando for work and based off of reports here I scheduled some time at MBS. I got Lisa who seems to be a new girl there but is well worth it. I'm not sure (I didn't ask and I have never got a dance from her) but I am almost certain that she also dances at lollipops in Daytona. As some others have reported she gives a basic "nails rub" and never told me what the menu would cost, just as we walked into the room "please get undressed and if you want to tip put it over there. " That being said she is well worth the time. I image like most the more you see her the better it will get and based off of other MBS reports (the legend that is Jag to name only one) I won't go into details but I got more then I expected out of $. 4.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Saw this thick latina a couple days ago, nice set up and very friendly. Started with a massage on my back, leg on flip she was very playful and asked me if she could get on top of me naked, she did, she offered me a CBJ for some extra $ I agreed she did it while she was doing it I asked to fuck her and I did it.

Total. 160 for around 40 minutes.

** IDK if she's the one on the pics and if she is make sure to add 8-10 years and 20 pounds.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-hr-22/6477418

Hey my man! You say "I asked to fuck her and I did it". What does that mean? You did what? Did you fuck her? How? CG, RCG, K-9? LOLOL. A few details would be helpful, brother. Just a few key details with some "juice", ok? Please? No, you don't have to write a fucking novel like, ahem, The Jag, but seriously brother there is nothing here. Nothing. Not being disrespectful, my good brother, but, I am just trying to get you to be more forthcoming with data that the Board can use. I hope you understand. It seemed like it was your first time with Michelle. Michelle is "exceedingly" cautious with first timers. EXCEEDINGLY CAUTIOUS. You can trust me on that brother.

Come on, Enepero, step up your "game". You have what? 9 reviews? Your reviews are mainly "devoid" of real Intel. You reviewed Honey at MBS twice, once a few months ago and once again about a month ago. In your second review of her, you stated that her menu was "crazy off the charts", with absolutely nothing to back it up. Nothing. I PM'd you several times about Honey and you gave me nothing in return. Nothing. No details, no nothing. That's fucked up brother. You are supposed to help out your brothers when they seek Intel from you. Especially when I referred you to MANY providers that you asked me about. I gave you everything you asked me for, because I am not selfish with my Intel and I am always willing to help a brother, just like I helped you so many times over the past five months or more.

Brother Enepero, fucking please, just add some more "juice" to your reviews, ok? Help out the Board with your reviews so we can make an informed decision as to whether or not we want to see that provider.

Thank you, good sir!

By the way, I have been fucking Brazil Michelle for well over a year. She does it all brother. A total GFE PSE experience. PM me for BBBJCIMWOS, BBFS, DATY and anything else you need from me regarding sexy Brazil Michelle.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

This girl is fucking beautiful man! I love her smile and of course that ass!!

However she's very mechanical on what she does.

I know maybe she just got to get comfortable with you.

But I will give her another shot soon.

There's nothing special to review about her. Normal body rub with HJ.

Total. 100.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...re-23/10261597

Hey brother Enepero! Give her another chance. Jasmine is truly a genuine sweetheart. Once she is comfortable with you, the menu expands. I have seen the lovely Jasmine several times. She is absolutely adorable in every fucking way! But, she is a consummate, YMMV gal.

Maybe next time you will have greater success. Let me know if I can assist you, my good brother.

JaguarXF.