Massage Parlor Reports

**Barolo** · 06-22-14 12:25

Originally Posted by Film5947 [View Original Post]

Has their been any reviews on her?

May take the plunge.

http://orlando.backpage.com/HealthSe...y-rub/10385068

I have seen Vanessa twice, she says she is experienced but I don't believe so. She says she will do the massage in lingerie but still leaves her bra and pantises. It took so arm twisting to get them off. She does very little teasing. It became too much work for me and not relaxing to get her not to be a prude. I will not repeat!

**TheeeGentleman** · 06-22-14 12:19

This is the same chubby lazy broad that moved over from New Moon. It seems she keeps repeating this crap. Big smile as you walk in (too many teeth in her mouth), and then she doesn't perform a good massage or good anything else. I walked out as soon as I saw her at Body Fusion. Unsure about any other therapist that may be at the location. Its a shame because their ads look promising.

Originally Posted by FlyHigher767 [View Original Post]

I don't like to post negative reviews.

We all YMMV. So, that may apply here.

I assure you that I am a gentleman. No matter how good or bad the experience.

I maintain my dignity and respect the girl. I almost did not keep my poise at this place.

I called and made appt.

The place is a nice office complex.

I met Chubby Chinese girl named Lily. Sometimes chubby can be fun.

Not the case at this shop. She was superficial nice.

I paid. 8 for an hour.

She took me to the room which had bathroom with table shower.

Or, a massage table in a shower. It was ok. She calls me "baby". Yes, "baby".

On to the massage. Tragically bad. She was not into it.

I have been around enough to know this girl is just waisting time in order to get to the flip and a tip.

She left the room every few minutes.

After hardly any time massaging my back and legs she had me flip.

Then left the room again. After a few minutes of using her nails to excite the skin on my front, she asked the correct questions for LEO.

She delivered for. 4.

She was wrapping things up but I had 15 minutes left and asked her to work on my neck and shoulders.

She said I had 5 minutes left.

Her attitude did not make for a nice session from any perspective.

I maintained my poise as a gentleman. But I got off the table and dressed.

She knew I was not happy. So she decided she would be nice at that point.

She kept saying she would do it. I was done there.

Clearly she is not about customer service.

I apologize for the negative review. It is not my nature.

1. 2 total. Too many other places with great massage available to ever want to return to this place.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...en-24/10538914

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 06-22-14 11:48

Gentlemen,

I recently saw Jade at MBS. I saw Paula a little while ago as well. I think I reviewed Paula already, but I wanted to add her link here for those of you who may not have yet seen Paula. Paula is a cutie pie and a very sweet young woman. PM me about Paula if anyone has any questions about her "menu" options. But, I will repeat with Paula, on an "as needed" basis.

Jade MBS - 22. 5-3/120. Br / br. Body: 9. 75/10. Jag's Hygiene Rating: 10/10. Gentlemen, Jade is "fresh new meat" at MBS. MBS management continues to stock their "personnel files" with high quality ladies. A big Jag shout out to the stunningly beautiful and smolderingly sexy "Gabby" who, I believe, does the hiring. Nice work, Gabby! You rock, baby girl!! Per MBS management's request, I will NOT get into details. But, The Jag will tell you this: I will be repeating and repeating and repeating with this hot, sexy and ooohhhhhhhh, sooooo fucking beautiful ebony babe! Honestly, Jades' body is among the VERY BEST that I have EVER seen on a provider. EVER. Jade is warm, friendly, engaging, conversant, affable, amiable, sensual, sexy, alluring, enticing, enchanting and so very, very, beautiful.

I tell you the truth: The Jag has NEVER seen a hotter body on a woman as I have seen with Jade. My Dear God! Jade should be a bikini model, just like my lovely, Melissa (Missy at Healing Hands). Jade gave The Jag one of the most sensually explosive body rubs that I have EVER had. Total nude BTB with all sorts of extra ball draining menu options. I was mesmerized and captivated by her beauty and endearing sensuality. Jade is an AA gal who personifies the "Essence" (Sorry Tatiana, my love) of what a woman should be. Jade is similar to my lovely "Simone" who also works at MBS, with regard to her sensuality and unrequited femininity.

Total Jag Coin: 180/60 minutes. PM for much more!

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10664002

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10664029

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10641803

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10663999

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10664002

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10664001

**Magnet69** · 06-22-14 11:43

Guys: Noticed that two mature therapists are advertising "wonderful body rubs" about the same time every time. Both are blonde. Any intel out there? Seem to have almost identical websites with similar menus. Spidey senses are alert. Anyone have similar thoughts? Be safe.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 06-22-14 11:12

Gentlemen,

I have seen these four gorgeous and vivacious young ladies fairly recently. If one of these is a re-post, forgive me. As per my usual "modus operandi" regarding LMT reviews, this review is fairly simple. Guys, you know what to do if you seek additional data.

Mesha, LMT 30 ish. 434/1792 area. 5-2/105. Br / blue. Body: 8/10. Jag's Hygiene Rating: 10/10. Mesha is a stunningly beautiful young spinner. She has a tight little body. She has small titties but a really tight little ass. Mesha is an excellent LMT. Mesha has great hands, great style, great technique, a nice soothing demeanor and is very, very, VERY friendly. I had an excellent experience with her.

Total Jag Coin: 150/60 minutes. I will definitely, positively repeat. PM for more.

Natalie, LMT 434/1792 area. 26.5-6/138/ br. Bl. Body: 6. 5/10. Jag's Hygiene Rating: 10/10. Natalie was very friendly and professional. Her technique was flawless and her hands were smooth, soft and warm. Natalie has a nice touch and engages herself nicely during the massage. She is a bit flirty and sensual. Her hand technique is adequate and she will massage those areas that need "work". Overall, a good experience, though, I could have been "happier", if you will.

Total Jag Coin: 100/60 minutes. May repeat. PM for more and an update on her.

Erysa: LMT: Late 20's. 5-9/135. Br / hazel eyes. Body: 7/10. Jag's Hygiene Rating: 8/10. Gentlemen, Erysa is an attractive, friendly, yet, somewhat shy LMT. After she gets comfortable with you during the session, she becomes more conversant and convivial. Good massage all the way around. Erysa has a professional demeanor, attitude and provides excellent service. Erysa is a quality LMT. Draping / partial draping is mandatory. She says she does not come to hotels, but, she did come to my hotel, after I gave her a "Barolo worthy" sob story, LOL. I am not sure if Erysa reads the Boards, but, in case she does, PM only for more excellent Intel. Erysa's ad expired and she has a regular job. If you Google her number, you may find her pics. She only does LMT work on a PT basis. Copy and paste the link I have included here into your browser and you will see her photo.

Total Coin: 100/ hr. , including tip. Will repeat.

Jessica: LMT. 434/1792 area. 23/5-6/105/ bl / br. She is a very attractive AA gal. Body: 8/10. Jag's Hygiene Rating: 9/10. Jessica is a friendly gal with a sweet smile. Jessica is very thin and very good looking. There is a huge backstory here. I go in and Jessica greets me with a very warm smile and hug. I gave her my name (I think I signed in as Pete Rose! That was for you brother Montana77). Since it is my general custom to not be too detailed in my reviews on LMT's (except where otherwise noted, LOL), I will say that Jessica gave me an excellent massage. She was attentive to The Jag's areas of "knead" and "need". Her hands were very soft, smooth and warm. Jessica has excellent hand technique and was extremely friendly, conversant, accommodating and provided me with a most pleasurable experience. I left mostly happy.

Total Jag Coin: 100/ hr. I may repeat. PM for more data. Sorry no pic available but she is at Missy's place as some of you already know.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...image=10622304

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...image=10622308

http://www.eroticpostreviews.com/p/360628

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 06-22-14 10:36

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**Appraiser32** · 06-21-14 20:22

Originally Posted by Enepero [View Original Post]

Saw this thick latina a couple days ago, nice set up and very friendly. Started with a massage on my back, leg on flip she was very playful and asked me if she could get on top of me naked, she did, she offered me a CBJ for some extra $ I agreed she did it while she was doing it I asked to fuck her and I did it.

Total. 160 for around 40 minutes.

** IDK if she's the one on the pics and if she is make sure to add 8-10 years and 20 pounds.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-hr-22/6477418

Man that pictures are good, too bad if it's not her. Is her place an office or home?

**Film5947** · 06-21-14 13:42

Has their been any reviews on her?

May take the plunge.

http://orlando.backpage.com/HealthSe...y-rub/10385068

**Enepero** · 06-21-14 12:30

This girl is fucking beautiful man! I love her smile and of course that ass!!

However she's very mechanical on what she does.

I know maybe she just got to get comfortable with you.

But I will give her another shot soon.

There's nothing special to review about her. Normal body rub with HJ.

Total. 100.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...re-23/10261597

**Enepero** · 06-21-14 12:26

Saw this thick latina a couple days ago, nice set up and very friendly. Started with a massage on my back, leg on flip she was very playful and asked me if she could get on top of me naked, she did, she offered me a CBJ for some extra $ I agreed she did it while she was doing it I asked to fuck her and I did it.

Total. 160 for around 40 minutes.

** IDK if she's the one on the pics and if she is make sure to add 8-10 years and 20 pounds.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-hr-22/6477418

**ColombianCoco** · 06-21-14 10:01

Stopped by Crystal the other day to visit my new favorite asian friend, meigh. She never disappoints. Great TS session, got me squeaky clean. Massage was great and so was the flip. Nothing I like better than chewing on some pencil erasers first ting in the morning. . 6 for the hh and usual. 4 tip.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...4-7979/8145598

CC.

**TinyTin** · 06-21-14 08:27

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Yes you have been around for awhile but with two posts you're not allowed to put up something like this which will start a flame war.

A2

**Mr Innocent** · 06-20-14 23:10

There is a new girl at Elite. Her name is Angel. She is a thin spinner type from California. I saw her and had a great session that left me drained. I am quite sure there is much more on the table, so to speak, but I was short on time and coin. Check her out guys. Don't know how long she will be here.

**Member #4547** · 06-20-14 21:42

Had a dream about the well reviewed and often references Tatiana. Played 36 holes of golf and needed some attention to my sore body. Not really wanting a ton of extras because I was hot and tired. Had three hotties to choose from. Tatiana, Lissette and Deziah. All smoking hot but since Tatiana answered the door I went with her (hate choosing).

Tatiana is hot and very personable. We had actually really good rapport during the whole session. She performed a really good massage that hit the spot. A lot of attention to my back, legs, feet, inner thighs etc. Flipped over and the massage continued on my legs and chest before she asked if it was ok to touch my Little Meech! Who am I stop her? She started to perform a pretty good and sensual HJ. After awhile she got into a 69 position to handle me while I viewed that sexy Latina ass. I asked her to drop the clothing and she did. Hoped on same position and went back to work while I grabbed and spanked that fat ass before I started fingering her soaking wet pussy. Her moans really turned me on and after some time I exploded like a fire hydrant.

Good service and of course more was to be had if I desired.

Total Mario Coins = 100.

Little "Fucking" Meech.

**Just Cruzin** · 06-20-14 20:20

Rumor has it that some of the massage therapists either present or in the past were sporting areolas that were the size of pancakes served at IHOP. Maybe it was the silver dollar size pancakes. That is the story behind the acronym IHOP, and it is easier to remember that the real name.

JC.

Originally Posted by Thraubs [View Original Post]

Went to IHOP and saw Heidi and agree with all of the recommendations here. She gives an excellent massage and is great at taking directions and will focus on your needed areas. I left happy and would definitely recommend her to those who are also looking for a legit, non AMP massage.

I still don't get the acronym.