Massage Parlor Reports

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

There's a certain amount BS and posturing, maybe some truth. Who knows what in between. But, I've been at this long enough (and some members will know exactly who I'm talking about) to have been and remain friends with the wonderful K of Orlando / Tampa from 12-13 years ago, the Lynn's Elites, freebies from Hot little Anna when she was in Orlando. Everyone worth a flip (that's a pun, get it?) pre and post Dayva at IHOP, and so on and so forth, so let's not talk about who the fucking Alpha males are, as long as you, me or anyone else are dropping coin for HJs, BJs, FS or rubbing a hard-on between a body rub girl's ass cheeks to get off. Fuck that!

What I do know, is that I have followed your lead on a couple of recommendations (see Angel down by Daetwayler, for instance) and they were so far off that either you never saw them and made it up, or you were being highly generous. Both of which in those instances, brought your credibility into question. Got nothing to do with stepping up game, or any such nonsense. So, have a ball calling me out. I'll respond (or not) at my fucking convenience until I get thrown off the board. Alpha this, bi**h!

I sent you an apology via PM if I offended you in my post from the other day. That was never my intent and I deeply apologized to you because I would NEVER knowingly and willingly offend a brother.

Now, I just see your post and you call me out about Angel? Really? And you say that I never saw her, or, that if I did, I was being "highly generous"? Brother Don, I think I responded to your comment 6 months or more ago about Angel. Do you remember? RTF and you will see what I said and I believe we shared a few PM's about it. Yes, Angel is a larger woman, but she is very sexy and she does it ALL. She was total PSE, GFE and she will try Greek, too. And who else did you see that was not what I reported on? You have any names? Again, YMMV. If you failed to achieve success with a girl that I, or any brother, had success with, then, whose fault is that, Big Don? I am not being mean Don, I am merely making a point. I am sure you understand. I am saying this, sir, with all due respect.

If you question whether or not I fucked / BBBJ, etc. , any girl in ANY of my reviews, please, PM me, and bring lots of "Jag Coin". Via PM only I will verify every one of my conquests. I have names, phone numbers, etc. Of at least 400 providers stored in my "Jag Hobbying" phones. And that is just over the past 2 years! LOL.

Let me know if I can help you with anything, brother.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I recently called HH to set up a massage. I asked for Missy but the person said that Missy owned the place but did not do massages. Maybe she just does current clients but I was told she was not available. I set up an appointment with another massage therapist, Maria. I arrived at the location and it was pretty isolated. The MT was the only person I saw at the location. Never a good sign when the MP asks for your full name and phone #. The MT insisted on draping for the massage. Since there were several things that I did not feel comfortable about, I decided to just settle in for a regular massage.

I hope my experience was the exception and a good time is available there. I look forward to hearing from other mongers who had better results.

Stay Safe,

TM.

I have had good success at Healing Hands. I even had "great success" with one of the girls there. I have been there four times already. I have Missy's and Misha's private "digits". I have reviews coming. But, I have to wait until the "smoke clears", if you will. I have already exchanged PM's with several dozen men regarding Missy and her "girls".

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...image=10629695

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...image=10629696

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...image=10629697

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...image=10629697

[Don In Otown]

And let me say something else. Missy LOVES, yes fucking LOVES Alpha Males. You can take that to the fucking bank. This chick thrives on "real men" and she loves a man that has real fucking Jag "balls" and that "commands" a "presence", if you will. Missy responds well to a man that is handsome, strong, confident self assured and knows his way around the ladies. Her ravenous sexual "aura" is aroused by such men. Can you possibly comprehend that? It's just the way it is brother. The Alpha Male rules the jungle. So, "step up your game" and become an "Alpha Male", or, respectfully I say, find another hobby.

JaguarXF.

There's a certain amount BS and posturing, maybe some truth. Who knows what in between. But, I've been at this long enough (and some members will know exactly who I'm talking about) to have been and remain friends with the wonderful K of Orlando / Tampa from 12-13 years ago, the Lynn's Elites, freebies from Hot little Anna when she was in Orlando. Everyone worth a flip (that's a pun, get it?) pre and post Dayva at IHOP, and so on and so forth, so let's not talk about who the fucking Alpha males are, as long as you, me or anyone else are dropping coin for HJs, BJs, FS or rubbing a hard-on between a body rub girl's ass cheeks to get off. Fuck that!

What I do know, is that I have followed your lead on a couple of recommendations (see Angel down by Daetwayler, for instance) and they were so far off that either you never saw them and made it up, or you were being highly generous. Both of which in those instances, brought your credibility into question. Got nothing to do with stepping up game, or any such nonsense. So, have a ball calling me out. I'll respond (or not) at my fucking convenience until I get thrown off the board. Alpha this, bi**h!

[Tuscany Man]

I recently called HH to set up a massage. I asked for Missy but the person said that Missy owned the place but did not do massages. Maybe she just does current clients but I was told she was not available. I set up an appointment with another massage therapist, Maria. I arrived at the location and it was pretty isolated. The MT was the only person I saw at the location. Never a good sign when the MP asks for your full name and phone #. The MT insisted on draping for the massage. Since there were several things that I did not feel comfortable about, I decided to just settle in for a regular massage.

I hope my experience was the exception and a good time is available there. I look forward to hearing from other mongers who had better results.

Stay Safe,

TM.

[LawDog17]

Happened to be down in Hunter's Creek the other day and was feeling some serious muscle soreness. So after trying a few new faces and getting nowhere, I opted for the only reliable AMP in the area by my account, which was John Young Massage, just south of JW Marriot in a little strip mall with restaurant and a little grocery store. I walked in and drew Sunny, who by all accounts and generous scoring was a 5. 5 on the AMP looks scale. I didn't really care as much as I wanted a good massage. Paid. 70 for the hour and was set up in a nice room. I had been here once before so I knew it was clean and neat. She asked how I wanted it so I indicated medium hard. (Normally I like it medium). She went to town. Litterally almost tore the flesh off my body but it felt good. She was a big girl, tall and solid so when she did Ashii (walking on my back and using feet to massage) it was almost painful but very deep and felt good. She said she could go deeper but I will leave that to the real men on here. Very nice rub, plenty of teasing, hot towels to wipe oil off. On the flip, we exchanged a little LEO check handshake and away she went. Very nice HJ with otc play. She had a nice rack and I was crushed that I didn't get to see them. (I must not have any game) After the HE, she toweled me off and finished the front side massage. Very nice. Got a little crazy on the head massage (left my hair messed up). All in all, a very nice experience. Tipped her. 4 and she was pleased and encouraged me to come back soon. On a side note, I am pretty sure that I am not a player and hope no one here thinks I am all about my ego etc. I do enjoy Brother Jag's prolific and verbose posts and believe he contributes greatly to this forum. I am not sure that I am anyone's mentor but I hope I add value to this place and I know he does. We all have different styles of reporting and hobbying. Busting each other's chops is part of the atmosphere and patting each other on the back is also part of it. I am sure we all get sick of too much editorializing and I know we get upset by too few details. I have already broken my own unwritten rule that if your post is bigger than your three fingers turned sideways it is too long, so I will shut up. But that is my report and my two cents. As always YMMV, be safe -- Dog.

[Pinoynger]

Stupid work. Checked in too late to the board.

[Sillyolman]

Thanks for the reality check. I spend, therefore I am.

So we will count you as one who couldn't care less about the rest of us.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Saw this ad pop up this afternoon, the reason I ask is the top picture and the ad wording looks familiar, but I could be mistaken.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ys-28/10641672

Yes, it is yet, another "iteration" of Venus and I-8. It's all good though! As long as the girls are hot and sexy, that is really all that matters, isn't it? LOL.

I already called them. I knew the girls voice on the phone.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I noticed this post today! Seems like someone is PISSED off!

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...r-you/10640575

Some guys are just too sensitive I guess! LOL. But The Jag is cool about it.

Gee, I wonder who posted that ad? Hmmm.

JaguarXF.

[Kj5811]

I noticed this post today! Seems like someone is PISSED off!

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...r-you/10640575

Reported add. Don't know if it will do any good.

[TreeFiddy]

Saw this ad pop up this afternoon, the reason I ask is the top picture and the ad wording looks familiar, but I could be mistaken.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ys-28/10641672

[Barolo]

I noticed this post today! Seems like someone is PISSED off!

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...r-you/10640575

[EndGame]

Respectfully, this is the kind of advice to be given on a PlentyOfFish forum, I'm not here for a challenge or to convince a ***** to blow me. I'm here to exchange my money for services with a woman who's chosen to provide such services. All I need to know is those services being rendered are up to par, is safe, reliable, knows how to keep her mouth shut about my identity afterwards, and keeps her personal hygiene at a satisfactory level. Any hoopla about having to have game or being the alpha dog don't mean shit, the only guys with real game are the ones pimping some of their asses out and getting the $ into their pockets. As soon as a dollar bill slides out of your wallet or an exchange of goods occurs, you have no game, it just a transaction.

I understand the challenge and appreciate what some of you guys are accomplishing, but it skews your reviews for the rest of us who want to get in, comfortably bust a nut, and head off to the next part of our day a little lighter and released of the poison that seems to cloud our brains.

Thanks for the reality check. I spend, therefore I am.

[Don In Otown]

Gruglok,

You nailed it!! I am tired of guys talking about how much game they have. Who cares? I'm sure most of these girls laugh when they leave and the girls are counting the extra money it took to get the extras that they thought they got because of their charming talents. I hope we can get back to reporting the facts and taking down the egos a little. We are hear to help each other out and not act like we are BMOC.

Stay Safe,

TM.

So much posing.

[Tuscany Man]

Respectfully, this is the kind of advice to be given on a PlentyOfFish forum, I'm not here for a challenge or to convince a ***** to blow me. I'm here to exchange my money for services with a woman who's chosen to provide such services. All I need to know is those services being rendered are up to par, is safe, reliable, knows how to keep her mouth shut about my identity afterwards, and keeps her personal hygiene at a satisfactory level. Any hoopla about having to have game or being the alpha dog don't mean shit, the only guys with real game are the ones pimping some of their asses out and getting the $ into their pockets. As soon as a dollar bill slides out of your wallet or an exchange of goods occurs, you have no game, it just a transaction.

I understand the challenge and appreciate what some of you guys are accomplishing, but it skews your reviews for the rest of us who want to get in, comfortably bust a nut, and head off to the next part of our day a little lighter and released of the poison that seems to cloud our brains.

Gruglok,

You nailed it!! I am tired of guys talking about how much game they have. Who cares? I'm sure most of these girls laugh when they leave and the girls are counting the extra money it took to get the extras that they thought they got because of their charming talents. I hope we can get back to reporting the facts and taking down the egos a little. We are hear to help each other out and not act like we are BMOC.

Stay Safe,

TM.