Strip Club Reports

[TheGame05]

The couch dances are a good value IF you're only looking for an extended high contact lap dance. This way you don't have to worry about dancer miscounting songs. I think it ends up being cheaper to get the 15 min couch dance vs buying 15 min worth of dances in the regular lap dance area. FS is still available in the CR. The problem is the lack of freedom of movement that you used to have. Even with a regular girl you've established yourself with, you're confined to certain positions, the girl is nervous about being caught etc etc. So you're essentially forking over at least $. 5 plus room fee for unrelaxed extras. So it's not as fun as it used to be. CD is still better in this regard.

Any recommendations for FS at CL?

[Dave47]

The couch dances are a good value IF you're only looking for an extended high contact lap dance. This way you don't have to worry about dancer miscounting songs. I think it ends up being cheaper to get the 15 min couch dance vs buying 15 min worth of dances in the regular lap dance area. FS is still available in the CR. The problem is the lack of freedom of movement that you used to have. Even with a regular girl you've established yourself with, you're confined to certain positions, the girl is nervous about being caught etc etc. So you're essentially forking over at least $. 5 plus room fee for unrelaxed extras. So it's not as fun as it used to be. CD is still better in this regard.

[HappyDave]

Hit CF on my way to NMS, had not been in a while, it was mid day Sunday, noticed they now have a bunch of soft chairs were the second stage was. I hope at night they bring back the cabaret section the old place had, it was a great value and a lot of fun. The metal detector threw me a little, never seen a problem there in the past. Tossed some one's at a couple skinny spinners for some contact time and then went on my way to NMS for a better value and more intimate setting.

[iamioman]

... She offered me a "special" of 6 nude dances in a couch area for $. 20. A really good deal that I'm sure was intended to put me in a place where my small head would convince me to order off of her above-and-beyond menu.....

...That said, based on previous research on her and other dancers, that $. 50 merely earns the customer the right to sit on the couch and get standard dances. There's additional fees for anything else. ...

The couch sessions are a great money maker for the dancers but not that great. And sometimes a rip-off, for the guy. The dancers get as much or more cash then they would for the same time in individual dances and they have a guaranteed amount of money. They don't have to work to get you to agree to buy more dances after the first dance or two is over since you've paid everything up front. They have no immediate incentive to even give you a good dance they can just sit there or air dance or talk or whatever. (they could have longer term incentives if they think you are easily parted from your money and want you to be a regular but a lot of dancers don't seem to be planning that far in advance).

As you deduced, dancers will hint that the couch sessions are better or 'more fun' or that more happens in the couch sessions. But it doesn't. If any fun beyond lap dancing were going to take place it wouldn't be happening out in the middle of a wide-open space where bouncers and cashiers can see you it would happen in the champagne rooms, but unless CL has unstapled the drapes to the CR so they aren't permanently open (so there is some privacy) there isn't going to be much fun happening there either. Once you've forked over $$$ expecting to get X and the dancer says "Oh no, the drapes are still stapled, they said they were going to fix them so we could close them again. We can't do X where the bouncer / cashier could walk by and see us!" what are you going to do, complain to the management that a dancer won't give you the illegal service you paid for? You could easily drop $130 for a couch session thinking you were going to have a lot of fun then drop another $200-$300 thinking "why not, I am already $130 in and haven't gotten ANYTHING out of it" and end up going home with nothing more than a mediocre tug job. And that's if you are lucky, you could easily spend that much and get nothing.

[CallMeIshmael]

Sorry, these reviews are a bit late. They date back to the weekend of June 7. I'll try to be more prompt in the future.

I decided that Friday night was Vice Night. Since I'd been wanting to try an AMP (never have before), I decided to go for it, but thought I'd "prime the pump" by spending some time at CL. This report focuses on the dancers I spent time with at CL. Navigate to the Providence "Massage Parlor" forum for my report on that.

Friday night at CL was a bit slow, but not dead. It's been quite a long while since I've been there. I know that others have reported on this, but they still take a swipe of your driver's license when you come through the door. I had heard about this previously but forgot until the doorman asked to see my I'd and then ran it through a reader. Like others on this board, I'm not a huge fan of this. I have to think on whether or not it will affect my going to this club in the future.

=== HARLEY.

I sat down with a beer and was pretty quickly approached by Harley (tall, white, strawberry blonde, slender but with the very beginnings of a belly, not great tattoos including a large one on her back that I couldn't even identify, pretty but not a stunner). She's pleasant to talk to but moves the conversation to purchasing dances pretty quickly. She also very artfully and obliquely communicates that her menu is extensive should you want to go there. She quoted. 25 topless dance / . 35 nude. She offered me a "special" of 6 nude dances in a couch area for $. 20. A really good deal that I'm sure was intended to put me in a place where my small head would convince me to order off of her above-and-beyond menu.

I opted away from her special and took 2 topless dances. She provides a lot of contact during her dance and it's good contact (not that percussive crotch attack you get from some girls.). I'd give her an 8 out of 10 for the topless dance. Also, she was good about letting me know where I was in my number of dances. I've run across that scam a few times in CL.

=== MEGAN.

After Harley left, I sat down again and after a few minutes caught Megan's eye (black, spinner, fantastic body, fantastic tits, total stunner). We chatted very little before I agreed to go upstairs for some topless dances (I got three; same pricing as Harley's). Her dances are great, but not quite as intimate as Harley's. She also communicated that she had an extensive menu. She offered a price of $. 50 for 20 minutes on a couch.

That said, based on previous research on her and other dancers, that $. 50 merely earns the customer the right to sit on the couch and get standard dances. There's additional fees for anything else. From what I gather, FS from a high-end girl like her will cost $$$ for 20 minutes. She's gorgeous, but that just doesn't seem like a lot of time for that amount of money. Regardless, her dances are very good. YMMV beyond that.

After that, I left and went to NMS.

Regards,

Ishmael.

[Cellucor]

Went to the Caddy with some female friends tonight, wasnt approached once by the dancers we had to hunt down a waitress to get drinks. The "talent"s on the stage were flat chested and boring as fuck, you know its bad when they have to call a girl 3-4 times just to get her down.

Ended up leaving after one drink.

[Geffe71]

Other notes: Nevaeh is one of my favorites. If you like punky, non-white girls, she's for you. Or if you like big naturals on a slim frame. Or a nice round ass. She's got it all, with a great attitude!

I also had a lackluster experience with Denali.

I second this, Nevaeh is amazing, funny and very laid back. I like when the girls get along, and she gets along with a few of my favorites.

[YoungInRi]

I have been to Cadillac Lounge several times over the past few months, but haven't reported. Just got lazy, plus no extras occurred (I'm not looking).

Last time I went I think I got ripped off by both girls I got dances with. And I wasn't even really upset. I got there just as they were lining up on stage for what is usually the two-for-one (around midnight on a Friday). I grabbed Barbie, who is my absolute favorite there. She's tan with platinum blonde hair, with a fantastic body and TERRIFIC bolt-ons. I have felt them enough times to say that whoever did them did a wonderful job. She has an absolute stripper look, and I just think she is insanely hot. Anyway, after the first song ended, she asked me if I wanted a second dance, and I replied that I thought it was a twofer. She said that you get the dance and the t-shirt (in the past you get a twofer and a t-shirt), and I just enjoy her work so much that I went with it. I ended up getting 4 dances with her. She is a great grinder and I got to play with her awesome fake tits as much as I wanted. I was happy. Then later on in the night I saw London for the first time. She's a short, very skinny brunette with smoldering eyes. Something about her really turned me on, so I took a couple of dances with her. I asked for topless, and even though she pulled her panties down a couple of times, I didn't think she had misunderstood. Well, she charged me for full nude. And her dances were very good. Very sensual, with a lot of teasing. I just ponied up. I know it sounds weird, but I just was too happy to care. And I'd seen Barbie numerous times before, so I was comfortable with her.

Other notes: Nevaeh is one of my favorites. If you like punky, non-white girls, she's for you. Or if you like big naturals on a slim frame. Or a nice round ass. She's got it all, with a great attitude!

As others have said, avoid Brooklyn. I took a dance with her once and it was NOT good. And she hounds me for another every single time and she won't take the hint. I'm too much of a nice guy to just say no.

I also had a lackluster experience with Denali. She's hot, and she seems to do well, but she was too pushy for me. Asked, "are you going to tip me?" before we even started.

Last time I went I was approached by a girl who made several offers to me for extras, but I declined. So the offers, at least, are out there.

[Geffe71]

The following is from my post in May.

"Avoid Brooklyn like the plague. On my visit last month she blathered some bs story, got me into the LD area, then gave an LD that consisted of piledriving on my lap. It's a lapDANCE, not a lapPULVERIZE. Just observe how long a dancer spends in the LD area. If she's there for several songs with each customer chances are she is good. If you see her go up, come down after one or two songs and there is bad body language from the patron stay away. I stayed to watch Brooklyn with her next customer and that is exactly how it went. After one song the customer walked down the stairs looking unhappy.
Brooklyn = run, hide."

Damn, and I read that post. I thought that name sounded familiar. LESSON LEARNED.

[TheGame05]

I had a very different experience with Autumn at CL than the other poster. Sat with her for a drink for and then went for dances. Dances were very sensual, high contact, great grind plus she has nice naturals that were fun to play with. Overall, the talent at CL seems to have gone downhill recently. CD has better talent and of course still keeps private rooms for CRs and a better level of lap dance privacy than the other clubs. Plus, over at CD I enjoyed having a few dances turned into a HJ from a hottie.

[Savior Faire]

if she offered 2 for the price of 1 what does it matter what 35 + 35 equals? you should only pay her $35 for the 2 songs.

the following is from my post in may.

"avoid brooklyn like the plague. on my visit last month she blathered some bs story, got me into the ld area, then gave an ld that consisted of piledriving on my lap. it's a lapdance, not a lappulverize. just observe how long a dancer spends in the ld area. if she's there for several songs with each customer chances are she is good. if you see her go up, come down after one or two songs and there is bad body language from the patron stay away. i stayed to watch brooklyn with her next customer and that is exactly how it went. after one song the customer walked down the stairs looking unhappy.

last month i was at cd and cl on fri and sat nights and they were packed (cf was, as mentioned, dead). people keep complaining about regulars and not being approached at cd, but both times there i had several dancers approach me. i was too uncertain of the layout, etc and the girls weren't my type exactly (i'm picky), but there were definitely decent looking women making contact. and if they don't approach you then approach them. nothing to lose, right?

the experiences. cl = erin, cute blonde, gives perfectly sensual lap dance. she makes perfect contact with light friction with either her butt or leg and keeps it going for song after song after song after song, all while those perky little breasts and nipples are right in your face. honey = tallish (those heels and her thinness may make her look taller than she is), very pretty face, amazing nipples, sensual dances. brooklyn = run, hide."

the title does not correspond to the below quote, just hitting 2 birds with one stone.

was there tonight and almost weekly for the past month and they still do it (sometimes its random days, most times everyday from what i gather), even though the most of the cashiers recognize me and tell me i'm all set (bouncers have been dicks lately imo). i just brush it off as a security measure at this point to keep out the **** kids.

now onto the title:

if you go to cadillac, stay away from brooklyn. she is a con artist. she came up to me and asked if i would be her first dance of the night (this was at 11:45) and i declined, which her response was that she would do 2 dances for the price of one (made me think she was desperate and wanted to haggle), which i also declined. she came up to me 15 minutes later and tried again and i said to myself what's the harm of a 2 for 1. she gives me a lackluster 2 songs half nude and talks nonsense the whole time (a mention about her previous dances that night were peppered in, so i smelled bullshit). she then tries to get me to do 2 more saying the 4th would be free. i declined and stood up because i felt i was getting conned and her dances sucked. she then spouted off about it being 35 a dance and that it would be 10 to the house and a tip and said it would be x amount all together. i told her that 35 + 35= 70 and she said "oh right, plus the 10 to the house", which i told her that i know the rules and its 5 to the house for each song and the rest to the girl. she was speechless and i just walked away with a smile on my face. i also think she was on something, be it legal or illegal substances.

p.s. be cautious of autumn too. she tries to hook you and get you to go for a dance, then ignores you the whole time and gets pissy when you don't get a dance with her (becuase she ignores you). i saw her tonight and told her to go away.

[JackPandem]

I'm going to be passing thru Providence during the day shift soon. Given that I'll never be a regular, what's my best bet for a good LD with a little extra? Not looking for FS or even BJ here, just a little tug, maybe a Russian if I'm lucky. I've heard good things about CL and CD but it sounds like CD is better if you're a regular. Any advice? I'll report back on my experience if that helps.

[Geffe71]

the title does not correspond to the below quote, just hitting 2 birds with one stone.

it has been a while since my last visit to cadillac lounge. cl was doing some license scanning when you enter. is this still going on?
i also would appreciate any recommendations on dancers for crs/dances at any of the clubs. feel free to pm if you do not want to publicly post.

was there tonight and almost weekly for the past month and they still do it (sometimes its random days, most times everyday from what i gather), even though the most of the cashiers recognize me and tell me i'm all set (bouncers have been dicks lately imo). i just brush it off as a security measure at this point to keep out the **** kids.

now onto the title:

if you go to cadillac, stay away from brooklyn. she is a con artist. she came up to me and asked if i would be her first dance of the night (this was at 11:45) and i declined, which her response was that she would do 2 dances for the price of one (made me think she was desperate and wanted to haggle), which i also declined. she came up to me 15 minutes later and tried again and i said to myself what's the harm of a 2 for 1. she gives me a lackluster 2 songs half nude and talks nonsense the whole time (a mention about her previous dances that night were peppered in, so i smelled bullshit). she then tries to get me to do 2 more saying the 4th would be free. i declined and stood up because i felt i was getting conned and her dances sucked. she then spouted off about it being 35 a dance and that it would be 10 to the house and a tip and said it would be x amount all together. i told her that 35 + 35= 70 and she said "oh right, plus the 10 to the house", which i told her that i know the rules and its 5 to the house for each song and the rest to the girl. she was speechless and i just walked away with a smile on my face. i also think she was on something, be it legal or illegal substances.

p.s. be cautious of autumn too. she tries to hook you and get you to go for a dance, then ignores you the whole time and gets pissy when you don't get a dance with her (becuase she ignores you). i saw her tonight and told her to go away.

[TheGame05]

It has been a while since my last visit to Cadillac Lounge. CL was doing some license scanning when you enter. Is this still going on?

I also would appreciate any recommendations on dancers for CRs/dances at any of the clubs. Feel free to PM if you do not want to publicly post.

[Yellowfever023]

1. I asked for a PM if someone had different intel. Fever disagreed publically. Not my fault he can't read.

2. "Spouting off"? Seriously, learn what words mean. If you think I said something factually wrong then please feel free to point that out. The only FACTUAL thing I said which you could argue over is that I said all the clubs cracked down after the Cheater's incident. Since I didn't have any accounts from anyone at RI Dolls or Satin Doll you could argue my use of 'all' is overly broad, but I was referring to clubs where once upon a time extras were practically written on the menu. But multiple dancers at CF, CD and CL all told me basically the same thing. That's what I based that 'conjecture' on. Your experience is different? Great, that's what makes it 'personal', but if you don't think the other clubs (and / or dancers) tightened up on what goes on post-Cheaters then we disagree. No big deal, it's just opinion.

Here again we differ. Yes, LE knows what this site is for but posting explicit details (and yes, slang counts) in a public forum for some puritanical crusader to find and wave in front of the press and LE as 'evidence' of trafficking isn't helping anyone but the crusader. (I know club activities don't involve trafficking, tell it to the news outlets) and identifying individuals who have provided illegal services isn't the smartest thing to do either. Not only are you giving up a name for LE to target IF they go for a sting (wouldn't you rather they go in blindly instead of targetting your ATF?) but unless you are using TOR you aren't even really anonymous in your posting. Your internet traffic / activity can be tracked.

In Thunderdome.