Massage Parlor Reports

[CuriousJo]

This is a non-FS review. I visit this spa yesterday, good location good parking, private so there is no weird moment like passing security or another office. I think all the.

Girls look older than there pictures. They advertise a $80 special, but that is just for a half hour poor ass massage with a swimsuit on. If you want nude b2 b its an additional $60.

It does come with a lot of touching privileges. The girls attitude are good. Overall $160 with tip just for a massage for half hour is a little pricey.

Question for "The Jag" (if the great one himself happens to read this). In your experience where would you rank Deziah "ass crack split". Wow! She has the best ass of any provider I have seen. Flawless! Perfect baby pink color. Playboy magazine quality.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ow-25/10079408

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Ladies,

Please, do us all a favor and DO NOT pull a bait and switch on us. It has come to The Jag's attention that a well known LMT has been doing this somewhat recently. Ladies, We get this shit ad nauseum from Escorts and Rub Gals every fucking day. We really don't need it from professionally licensed massage therapists. When you post an ad for massage services with your lovely photo attached, we very horny men call, expecting to see your beautiful faces when we arrive for the appointment. Don't, then, after we have driven 45 minutes to your spa, tell us that you got "busy" and that you now have to set us up with the mutha' fucking janitor for our massage!

Seriously, ladies, the great men on this Board work hard for living. Very hard. They cum (come?) to you seeking stress relief and to be cared for, for one hour, by a stunningly beautiful and sexy LMT. Please and with proper Forum decorum, The Jag asks that you respect the hard working men here and FUCKING STOP the bait and switch routine. As word gets out that you are doing this, men will stop cuuuuummmming to see you lovely ladies.

And when that happens, your business revenue will evaporate.

Thank you, ladies.

This has been a PSA from The Jag.

JaguarXF.

[Whiskeysours]

T&J have a new, young AA therapist working for them in their Maitland spa. Her name is Renee. Very sweet, great attitude. She's probably under 5 ft tall, and has a gymnast's physique. I think she really enjoys her work and aims to please. Looks like they have a special going on for 40 off their usual price of 120 for an hour massage.

She takes direction well. I left happy and would return.
http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/an-unforgettable-experience-new-client-40-off-first-session/8725265

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Had Kimberly come by for visit once. Didn't like her attitude. Came across as a know it all. Tried to recite the law to me, which I thought was amusing. She told me, if a customer ever tried to cancel, she would sick her BIG powerful attorney on them. LMAO.

Never saw her again. Will admit, the massage was pretty good.

Hey BL333, maybe her lawyer is Missy's brother? Todd Miner, Esq. ? LOL.

But she does give a good massage. That was over two years ago. I believe I saw her two or three times. After the third time, I knew there was NO CHANCE of anything. That is one of my very, very rare provider "failures", if you will. LOL.

See Post # 12671 for reference frame, purposes.

JaguarXF.

[Whiskeysours]

Had Kimberly come by for visit once. Didn't like her attitude. Came across as a know it all. Tried to recite the law to me, which I thought was amusing. She told me, if a customer ever tried to cancel, she would sick her BIG powerful attorney on them. LMAO.

Never saw her again. Will admit, the massage was pretty good.

I saw her at the old East-West place in Longwood. She didn't use draping until the flip, and then she worked suspiciously close to my then quivering prick (I'm learning how to write more descriptively on this board). Alas, it was all for naught as I was left with a terrible case of blue balls. During the massage, I had to suffer through her babbling on about baby daddy drama. Haven't repeated and don't intend to.

[BabyLight333]

Kimberly used to work at a place off of 434 a while back (its now closed). All the ladies there had a completely open menu but her. She did give me a nice shower one time and my junk was squeaky clean, but no extras then either. I have heard she would have minimal extras but she was very expensive. No luck here fellas. Be well!

Had Kimberly come by for visit once. Didn't like her attitude. Came across as a know it all. Tried to recite the law to me, which I thought was amusing. She told me, if a customer ever tried to cancel, she would sick her BIG powerful attorney on them. LMAO.

Never saw her again. Will admit, the massage was pretty good.

[ColombianCoco]

I repeat not the one Longwood totally different woman.

The one in Longwood is much more good-looking!

This Missy is from Lakeland is the one I was talking About.

A senior member PMed me about the porn thing. To me it really looked like her and had aka her name.

This girl is a former massage therapist does body rubs and her Lic is delinquent at the moment.

If you do the research you will see and find out.

Then google her name "meet candy aka Melissa $ I don't put last names for her protection and the rules.

You need to figure her last name yourself.

Here is the massage therapist.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-missy/6933125

Here is the Bodyrub girl name Sunny.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ght-28/9497530 https://plus.google.com/116508187461...ts/QcZSP3VxKoV.

Here's is Candy, this is what a member sent me, however, Jag has told me this is not the person in the pics and the video.

I don't know the porn industry and if it is not her I'm sorry, but it looks like her.

As her name connected to it! On the Link below!

May be some jackass was messing with her. I don't know.

https://plus.google.com/116508187461916502335/about

Thanks for doing the research, I was starting to get confused which was which.

[Envelope 57]

Mature busty brunette long hair, curvy body, with devilish smile and great sensual personality. She can be found on Backpage and has a great $100.00 dream body rub with hot towels, lotion or oils available during the dream that will leave you happy. She can be found in the Western portion just out side of Orlando. Whitney's location is clean, quiet and discrete. Her body rub will relax you and for me had a component of tease and denial. Whitney is clean, articulate and focused. A shower was available and she was a pleasure to be with. I will repeat. For now, initial contact is via e-mail.

[Film5947]

I repeat not the one Longwood totally different woman.

The one in Longwood is much more good-looking!

This Missy is from Lakeland is the one I was talking About.

A senior member PMed me about the porn thing. To me it really looked like her and had aka her name.

This girl is a former massage therapist does body rubs and her Lic is delinquent at the moment.

If you do the research you will see and find out.

Then google her name "meet candy aka Melissa $ I don't put last names for her protection and the rules.

You need to figure her last name yourself.

Here is the massage therapist.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-missy/6933125

Here is the Bodyrub girl name Sunny.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ght-28/9497530 https://plus.google.com/116508187461...ts/QcZSP3VxKoV.

Here's is Candy, this is what a member sent me, however, Jag has told me this is not the person in the pics and the video.

I don't know the porn industry and if it is not her I'm sorry, but it looks like her.

As her name connected to it! On the Link below!

May be some jackass was messing with her. I don't know.

https://plus.google.com/116508187461916502335/about

[LawDog17]

I have RTFF going back at least 3 years and I'm still confused about the Heathers. If I understand correctly, this younger Heather is NOT "Psysho Heather", correct? There is a Heather who looks older than this girl, and has dark Auburn hair and big brown eyes and is very attractive in a 30-something MILF kind of way and that is "Psycho Heather" correct? And that Heather is different than the younger Heather in the link Smitty provided, correct?

BTW, I know the story about the 2 others: the newer Blonde MILF Heather who has her own thread here (I've been jerked around by that one, not in person, unfortunately), and Grotesque Heather (please don't ask).

Big Sky.

Big Sky -- I wouldn't call any of them pyscho as my personal experiences have been all in all, not bad, in fact some have been really good. The red head, or yoga Heather, can be a little crazy, meaning she can warm and sexy on some days and hate men on other days and threaten to terminate your session. Etc. The Brown haired Heather or Winter Springs Heather, is fun and knows how to give a massage, it is just that she can be cold, detached or robotical. Some guys don't like that (me included). The other two you have hit the nail on the head. For those who know the back stories on Yoga and Winter Springs, we understand why they are the way they are and tolerate them for these characteristics. But for those who don't know it is a little like watching someone stick their tongue on metal flagpole during winter. You know what is going to happen and you know it is going to hurt but you can't stop looking and laughing that somehow they didn't see it coming. Hope that helps. As always, YMMV, so take a ride on the crazy train and see what we are talking about. I just don't want to see some guy who has limited coin (not Jag-coin) get taken without knowing what he is getting himself into. -- Dog.

[Member #4565]

I have RTFF going back at least 3 years and I'm still confused about the Heathers. If I understand correctly, this younger Heather is NOT "Psysho Heather", correct? There is a Heather who looks older than this girl, and has dark Auburn hair and big brown eyes and is very attractive in a 30-something MILF kind of way and that is "Psycho Heather" correct? And that Heather is different than the younger Heather in the link Smitty provided, correct?

BTW, I know the story about the 2 others: the newer Blonde MILF Heather who has her own thread here (I've been jerked around by that one, not in person, unfortunately), and Grotesque Heather (please don't ask).

Big Sky.

Smitty -- They are all crazy! Some more than others. That is one of the funny things abouth the Heathers. This one is both crazy and pretty, especially if you like redheads and I do (game of thrones character Ygritte is super hot) Some think that is a good combination, others just find it a source of frustration. Because of the potential for negative results (soemtimes she is hot, other times she is cold), my advice is spend your time and coin somewhere else. However, if you think your results will be different or that you want to take a turn trying to ride to the mythical 8 seconds of glory (rodeo reference), then cowboy up and take a ride. Report back so some of us can find out how you did and others including myself, will bust your chops and tell you we told you so. Yee-haw! -- Dog.

[Member #5374]

I'm in town for a couple of days near the airport. Whats good that's close guys? I'm from the Naples / Ft Myers area so if you're down that way I'll share info with you. Thanks for the help. Whats the prices of Sweet Elite like?

[AncientOne]

A source has provided me info on this one. PM if interested.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ndo-45/8716901

THANK YOU Otwist, for the public review and the PM. This lady is not to be missed as she has skills beyond almost any other body rub / massage lady ever. Yes she is "mature" but pretty face and a personality that is sweet. Just imagine your standard AMP or body rub / massage where after most of the time is gone you get the last few minutes of HE and then REVERSE that! Some "Eastern Arts" skills here from the corners of the earth! Will repeat!

[OnceOrTwice]

By all accounts yes you are correct.

This is eccentric Heather where YMMV can mean almost anything including temper tantrums.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/heather-pretty-milf-princess-40/10194105

[LawDog17]

So as my trip gets closer. I will roll into O-town on Monday. I saw this heather ad http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-bliss/8046779.

Is this a crazy one. I love redheads.

Smitty -- They are all crazy! Some more than others. That is one of the funny things abouth the Heathers. This one is both crazy and pretty, especially if you like redheads and I do (game of thrones character Ygritte is super hot) Some think that is a good combination, others just find it a source of frustration. Because of the potential for negative results (soemtimes she is hot, other times she is cold), my advice is spend your time and coin somewhere else. However, if you think your results will be different or that you want to take a turn trying to ride to the mythical 8 seconds of glory (rodeo reference), then cowboy up and take a ride. Report back so some of us can find out how you did and others including myself, will bust your chops and tell you we told you so. Yee-haw! -- Dog.