Massage Parlor Reports

[Film5947]

Missy is very cool and laid back with me. You have to text her because she does not respond to calls until she confirms the meet. She is a former massage therapist, but does body rubs, she does know how give a good massage and really she did. 1 hour went on 2 hours and she did not even care. What the hell! She does where a lot make up, but she is attractive. She 30 years old. Very skinny girl!

I would definately repeat, for the rub was 2. Plus 1. For the tip and I got the whole enchilada and left very happy. Yes, kind high, but in this dream it went on for 2 hours. At one point I thought I heard her say "did you cum!" I said "no!" She said "what did you say?" "No, I did not cum yet," I reiterated to her. "Well, I just did, come on, harder, f at 3 K it feel so good" This girl was into it! Well, for me in this dream I had, it seemed she enjoyed her time with me immensely. My goodness, I dreamed she was straddling me and she began to convulse and held and squeezed me as hard as she can. Before she left, she asked me, "please call me I had so much fun, but don't always do this, I just do body rubs, okay! And that's it, but if want to do this again, I will do the same thing for you. Your so cute! Why are you doing this again?" Then she kisses me on the lips and gives me deep hug and says good bye.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-missy/6933125

https://sites.google.com/site/melissasmobilemassagefla/

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ght-28/9497530

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ght-28/9512968

[Film5947]

Beth was ok! The massage was not great, very light touch and HJ was given. She kind average woman, cubby and little flabby, but pleasant, nice and kind. Clean house, clean room upstairs.

I will not repeat. "Jag" is right about her, but just not might cup of tea. She does not look like her picture, either she had a bad hair and face day or she is much younger in that picture but what do I know!

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...bybeth/9830217

Sorry I put my review in the wrong area!

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I texted her several times last week and suggested that she eliminate all of her "dispositive" exclamation points from her BP ads. I got sick and tired of reading her ads over the past few years. I felt like I was driving through "Area 51". LOL.

Well, guess what brother? It looks like she took The Jag's advice. LOL.

The exclamation points are all gone. I basically told her that people are going to think that she is a control freak with possible "anger" issues and that the exclamation points could be hurting her business revenue. I have seen and reviewed her before.

Gentlemen, Kimberly is strictly PROFESSIONAL! LOL. No, seriously, gentlemen, Kimberly gives an excellent massage, period. No BS, no extras, no fuss, no muss, no fucking nothing.

Will repeat for a professional massage only.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...rapist/6539101

[Whiskeysours]

This gal works for Missy. Didn't she used to advertise independently on CL a while ago? Haven't seen her ads in a while.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...image=10565659

[Quilino]

Save your time and money. Looks like old grandma, BIG hanging gut and expects top dollar for non rendering services. She should go back to her retirement home or pay us.

Mature Sexy Blonde Southern Bell & "BEST" Nude B2 B Guaranteed INCALLS 24/7 407-921-2634 Wtr Pk - 47.

Posted: Friday, June 6, 2014 2:09 PM.

Mature Sexy Blonde Southern Bell & "BEST" Nude B2 B Guaranteed INCALLS 24/7 407-921-2634 Wtr Pk - 47.

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Mature Sexy Blonde Southern Bell & "BEST" Nude B2 B Guaranteed INCALLS 24/7 407-921-2634 Wtr Pk - 47.

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GENTLEMEN, Sexy Mature, Blonde SUGAR SWEET **SERVICES RECREATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY *NOT ESCORT OR MASSAGE THERAPIST!!

InCalls $110/60 min $60/30 mins "Satisfying Quick" $50 Frances (407) 921-2634.

Poster's age: 47.

Location: Orlando, Winter Pk / INCALLS 24/7.

Post I'd: 7620610 orlando.

Just curious about your post. She's up front with her photos and prices which include a HE. Does not offer FS but an extra Jackson will get you a BBBJ. Safe incall. If all you want is some quick relief, are willing to consider looks as "secondary", and tolerate some initial yapping, hard to beat. Just my $. 02.

Q.

[AncientOne]

First visit ever (after so many years of mongering) to M. Be. S. And only because of the Jag review of Maria. Appears to be a clean establishment with a private parking area in what is not such a quality neighborhood. I felt comfortable there. Maria is a sultry looking Latina with a pretty face and sweet personality. Body is classic big booty Latina (big, not huge) and small to average size tata's. NOT a Latina oozing sensuality like Jackie but pretty good. Now the reason I stopped going to the AMPs (be they asian or non asian) is because after the door fee and the tip, the price is always over my budget of one Benjamin F. Really now, the going rate from independent body rub gals is one Ben F. But they get to keep it ALL, no house share. Its the house share that screws up the equation of value. Sometimes the house has a great TS that makes the VALUE acceptable but not here. Massage itself was lame but that is usually the rule at AMP's, after all, these ladies have not gone to school to become licensed massage therapists. The flip and finish was where she showed some skills but nothing to write home about (me:"its OK to grab my cigar tighter now, and go harder and faster with that motion" HE was a good change from the "mechanical" Asian AMP ladies. Does take direction well, LOL. Repeat? Maybe, maybe not.

[Webebad]

Just post what you feel is the best way to express yourself. If it's true then it will be appreciated and if you can add a little flair. Ala JAG all the more to ya! Cause JAG makes some epic posts. Almost Playboy Forum material. And don't care for the haters. Again provide the info you collect and your gona be golden bro.

WBB.

I thank you all that sent me encouraging messages or posted some encouraging words. I'm the first to admit. I don't know how to really use the forum (post, reply etc.) and I've posted a lot because I'm trying to catch up.

I've been trying to add to the forum and haven't asked for anything in return this far. I'm just happy to be involved with a group of like minded individuals. I admire many of you from what I've seen so far. And your right I do need to post more detailed reports. I'm not the most creative writer. However I never have or never will post a false review. I see no point in it at all.

Thanks again!

Little Fucking Meech.

[LawDog17]

Hello all. It has been a minute since my last stop in Orlando. I was wondering what current happenings at Island Therapy / Magic are? It used to be my go to when I was still living here. Wanted to stop in this weekend and say Hello,. Is Yumi / Yuki still around? Any others that are worth a visit at that place? Yumi was my fav. Tall thin with long black hair. She really worked that hair Any info would be appreciated. Thanks gents.

The old island Magic is still magical. I don't think any of the old girls are around but the new ones seem just like the old ones. Do you believe in Magic?! I do. -- Dog.

[OnceOrTwice]

First off I'd like to thank everyone here for all of the info (jag, lawdog, why'all are great!) What you've provided has helped me tremendously. With that being Said I'd like to ask if why'all think there is any chance of fun with the famous Heidi at IHOP? I have RTFF and do understand YMMV but as long as I don't come off as a pushy idiot or too textbook making her think I'm LE do you think I have a chance as a rookie? Thanks in advance and hopefully I've avoided a good ass chewin LOL.

Also, is there anywhere one could find a pic of Heidi? Thanks again.

AverageJoe.

Search BP for Heidi, then text her.

[Acu167]

Hello all. It has been a minute since my last stop in Orlando. I was wondering what current happenings at Island Therapy / Magic are? It used to be my go to when I was still living here. Wanted to stop in this weekend and say Hello,. Is Yumi / Yuki still around? Any others that are worth a visit at that place? Yumi was my fav. Tall thin with long black hair. She really worked that hair Any info would be appreciated. Thanks gents.

[Joe Yama]

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[Cal 41]

I just want to throw out my "atta boy" to the Jag. As a low volume poster I wasn't really expecting much help yet, but Sir Jag gave me sincere honest advice in my Orlando quest. I haven't tried O-town because I had heard all the girls looked nothing like the pics and were rip-offs. His verbose experiences prompted me to try the big O and he helped me find a real beauty. So thanks again Jaguar!

[ClitTeaser]

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[Member #4547]

I caught some shit too when I joined the Board in early September, 2013. Guys thought I was OP, MarineMatt, Marine77, this Marine that Marine, everywhere a Marine, Marine , lol. Fucking even one guy thought I was "MarineOne"! (President Obama's personal helicopter, LOL).

Funny thing: I got fucking PM's from ALL of those guys at one time or another encouraging me to keep up the excellent posts. And guess what? I fucking GUARANTEE you that someone out there will try to say that "The Jag" and "Little Fucking Meech" are the same fucking guy!! lol. WTF??
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Trust me on that guys. Shit, some brothers still think Jimmy Hoffa is still sitting at that restaurant in Detroit and that there was a "second shooter" on the grassy knoll in Dallas, on November 22, 1963.

I ignored a few guys that tried to call BS on me when I first joined. Admin banned a few of them and put one other on moderation. I have since been "exonerated", if you will and I have made dozens and dozens, even hundreds of great friends here on the Board.

So, little Meech (and what the fucking fuck is a Meech? LOL), welcome again and post your reviews. I have enjoyed reading them. Though, I wish you would add much more detail. At least that way I can be fairly certain that you have truly seen the providers you claim to have seen. Though, I would never call BS on you, or, anyone, because, unless I was there, I have no idea whether or not you, or anyone else is FOS. So, my brother, I believe your reviews. If you post something I question. I will PM you first to discuss it. Still, intimate details are what I really need to absolutely convince me that a hobbyist has seen a provider. Though, well established SM Board members that have "earned" their Board "cred", can get a way with posting a "basic" review without other Board members calling him out for a possible "false report". Few Board members (out of what thousands?) have achieved that status. But they do include, but are not limited to: BL333, LawDog17, Barolo, OS, Montana77, Otwist, WhiskeySours, Quasimodo, Smoked Meat, Webebad,Tonyelianos, TuscanyMan, TheeeGentleman, Electri,SeXXes, Gruglok, Cockalorum, AO, OP (retired Emeritus status, though some guys still think I am OP), Buffguy111, RoccoJeremy, Pinoboy, BrevardNewbie, DW and TexCobb.

But I will warn you, with all due respect: Don't you EVER post a fake review, or, a review that YOU KNOW has MATERIAL misrepresentations contained therein. Because, if you do, the Board will see it and call you out on it and YOU will never be trusted again. Never.

Good luck brother Meech and post away!

JaguarXF.

I thank you all that sent me encouraging messages or posted some encouraging words. I'm the first to admit. I don't know how to really use the forum (post, reply etc.) and I've posted a lot because I'm trying to catch up.

I've been trying to add to the forum and haven't asked for anything in return this far. I'm just happy to be involved with a group of like minded individuals. I admire many of you from what I've seen so far. And your right I do need to post more detailed reports. I'm not the most creative writer. However I never have or never will post a false review. I see no point in it at all.

Thanks again!

Little Fucking Meech.

[AverageJoe9999]

First off I'd like to thank everyone here for all of the info (jag, lawdog, why'all are great!) What you've provided has helped me tremendously. With that being Said I'd like to ask if why'all think there is any chance of fun with the famous Heidi at IHOP? I have RTFF and do understand YMMV but as long as I don't come off as a pushy idiot or too textbook making her think I'm LE do you think I have a chance as a rookie? Thanks in advance and hopefully I've avoided a good ass chewin LOL.

Also, is there anywhere one could find a pic of Heidi? Thanks again.

AverageJoe.